Self-test corona virus

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Self-test corona virus Anonymous Tue Mar 2 02:11:55 2021 No.12774722 [Reply] [Original]

1. Microwave yourself to obtain radioactive DNA sample

2. Scrap four nasal samples into four tubes and treated with chemicals like acids

3. Do some jello stuffs the scientists do

4. X-ray the jello piece

If the jello shows lines in more than 2 wells, you have corona virus.
Please proceed to report yourself to the local emergancy unit and stay 6 feet away from the computer to avoid 5G virus spreading.
Clean your hands with soap upon touching frequent areas like the pp.

If there are no lines shown from the jello, you don't corona virus. You're probably crippled. So monitor your health daily to be alerted to possible symptoms to corona virus such as fever, tiredness, constant coughing or lost of smell.

>>	Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp Tue Mar 2 15:32:36 2021 No.12777054 >>12774722 Can I use lemon juice instead of acids?

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