yes, I am a cumulonimbus

[Anonymous No.11723525]

how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.11723549]

So soyuz have no problem launching in shitty weather (someone post the image) but this piece of shit can't in some fucking rain clouds???

[Anonymous No.11723555]

>dabs on mutt
heh, nothing personnal kiddo.

[Anonymous No.11723577]

>>11723555
disgusting

[Anonymous No.11723846]

>>11723549
soyuz have been launching since the 60s, that's the difference

[Anonymous No.11723859]

>>11723846
Then there's the space shuttle. The apex of over designed amerishit.

[Anonymous No.11723883]

>>11723525
AMERICAN ENGINEERING
MADE IN THE U S of A

[Anonymous No.11723897]

>>11723883
>I'll launch anywhere
>Sorry, can't launch there

[Anonymous No.11723912]

>>11723549
Isn't the falcon 9 really long and skinny for a rocket? Pretty sure that makes it weak and prone to damage in high winds but I could be making this up entirely.

[Anonymous No.11723922]

>>11723549
>>11723846
wow that's pathetic

[Anonymous No.11723937]

>>11723525
The South African fears the mighty Russian.

[Anonymous No.11723939]

>>11723549

[Anonymous No.11723965]

>>11723939
>Falcon 9
>made by some autistic South African with a reddit cult of personality
>Can't fly if there's a few clouds or a light drizzle

>Soyuz
>made by a Chad Slav
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huM7PJBMYBY

[Anonymous No.11723989]

>>11723965
Seriously wtf. Why are we failing to do something we successfully did more than half a century ago???

[Anonymous No.11724000]

they're having issues with the hatch right now. This gets better and better!

[Anonymous No.11724013]

Oh no no no

[Anonymous No.11724014]

>>11723549
>>11723939
you guys r fucking retards, i expect nothing less from /sci/. there is literally 0 room for error for space x. none. they have to perform literally perfectly to continue to exist. if a single thing goes wrong in the shuttle flight it is over forever. slavs dont give a fuck about that. if their shuttle explodes and a few guys die they'll just shrug it off

[Anonymous No.11724042]

>>11723965
>soyuz
>falcon 9

>comparing a space craft with a launch vehicle

Are you some sort of retard?

[Anonymous No.11724062]

>>11724042
The soyuz is both the name of the rocket family and the spacecraft, midwit.

[Anonymous No.11724068]

>>11724014
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spaceflight-related_accidents_and_incidents
cope, mutt

[Anonymous No.11724076]

>>11723525
Why hasn't rurssia beat america to mars yet?

[Anonymous No.11724207]

>>11724076
Ivan is aiming for Jupiter.

[Anonymous No.11724213]

>>11724076
Russia is going all the way to Solyaris next.

[Anonymous No.11724288]

>>11724076
Because their GDP is the same as Italy

[Anonymous No.11724293]

Random question gents, I wanted know if it was possible to build a non-taser gun that use's quantum entangled photons that is shot at a target and no matter where the target gose as soon as trigger is pulled it automatly sends the also entangled electrons in the gun to the target...just asking for a friend.
Thanks babye

[Anonymous No.11724323]

>>11723555
kek

[Anonymous No.11724336]

>>11724014

[Anonymous No.11724339]

Imagine if for some reason our species existence was threatened and our only chance of survival was to escape the planet but we couldn't because it was rained every day.

[Anonymous No.11724349]

>>11723577
That pic looks like it's right out of Deus Ex.

[Anonymous No.11724369]

>>11724068
>As of 2020, there have been 15 astronaut and 4 cosmonaut fatalities during spaceflight
Why are americans so incompetent

[Anonymous No.11724417]

>>11724369
No americans have died in space, three russians have though.

We all know that the reason is because the shuttle was a fucking death trap designed by retards

[Anonymous No.11724462]

>>11724339
Someone with a Twitter send this to Musk. Please.

[Anonymous No.11724499]

>>11724076
because this is their national anthem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yI-vEtSYvI

[Anonymous No.11724515]

>>11724499
srsly based russians

[Anonymous No.11724622]

>>11724369
those goyim are retarded by design

[Anonymous No.11724648]

>>11724369
I thought it was only 14?

>>11724622
Honestly, the space shuttle wasn't that bad of an idea initially within the original post-Apollo plans that were being drawn up in the late 60s.
Its design was compromised by funding cuts to NASA, which forced them into trying to alter the design to get some DoD money.

[Anonymous No.11726413]

>>11724648
shuttle is retarded in all ways with the hydrolox and SRB's instead of a chad rp1 lower stage

[Anonymous No.11726514]

>>11723549
Soyuz doesn’t live in fear of the space hating gibs entitled taxpayer.

[Anonymous No.11726604]

>>11723549
Soyuz launches do get delayed for weather reasons.
>The Soyuz ST-A launch vehicle had to stay on the ground on Friday due to persistent thunderstorms moving over the area as well as strong upper level winds, not permitting the vehicle to safely ascend through 2,000 to 3,500 meters in altitude. Upper Level Winds remained out of limits on Saturday, again forcing teams to abandon the countdown prior to propellant loading.
https://spaceflight101.com/copernicus/vs-14-scrub-on-attempt-three/
In this case, they had to additionally consider the ability to recover the crew in case of an in-flight abort.

[Anonymous No.11726616]

>>11724349
Elon Musk is literally Bob Page. If neuralink takes off expect to see him go big into biotechnologies.

[Anonymous No.11727206]

>>11726616
Who is tracer tong?

>tfw no computational biophysics phd + ee masters
sad...

[Anonymous No.11727318]

>>11727206
The guy who made bitcoin

[Anonymous No.11727326]

>>11723525
>saw this on twitt*r
>wondered if it was someone posting chan OC as always
>it is
like pottery... twitt*r nuked when?

[Anonymous No.11727344]

>>11723989
Are you faggots retarded? They didn't want to chance a rescue on stormy seas. This is an incredibly important mission so waiting a few days for perfect conditions makes sense.

[Anonymous No.11727372]

>>11727318
kek, though so far he's a one trick pony, and really good trick though.
the world is due a biotech champion.

[Anonymous No.11727382]

>>11727344
Don't worry, their ADHD riddled brains won't understand.

[Anonymous No.11727401]

>>11727382
Its actually kind of a perfect play, massive exposure, new launch on Saturday and you have people talking about a rocket thats already finished and tested. This is going to get normies very excited i think.