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[Anonymous No.11182556]

>NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YOU CAN’T JUST CHEAT ON MY HECKIN TEST!!!! Do you know how many hours I slaved over a hot test bank to make that helling test? Well, not even one, BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT! You can’t just study from a bank of questions that might ACTUALLY BE ON THE DAMNING TEST! What do you mean I’m a university professor and I shouldn’t be using a test bank to make my mid-term? BTW I’ve analyzed the data and I’ve got it down to A FECKIN’ THIRD OF THE CLASS! THAT’S RIGHT THE JAWS OF DAMOCLES ARE CLOSING IN! COME FORWARD WITH SOME NAMES NOW AND I’LL PUT IN THE GOOD WORD FOR YOU WITH THE ADMINISTRATION. Don’t worry, even though you’ll be a cheater coward and narc at that point you’ll probably only receive academic probation..... nope, no dishonourable discharge if you just come forward now.... NO!!! THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING!!!! SHOW YOURSELVES!!!

[Anonymous No.11182566]

>will this lecture be online?

[Anonymous No.11182588]

>>11182556

they didnt even cheat, they used a question bank and or old questions and he just didn't remake them and reused them every year

he is just trying to cover up the fact he is a lazy faggot by raging essentially

conmen and neurotic women do it all the time

the only person who needs to be punished is him

[Anonymous No.11182594]

>>11182566
>needing the lecture
desperate

[Anonymous No.11182601]

>>11182594
Speaking of which, I'd say at least 1/3 of my classes in undergrad were just the professor reading verbatim from a slide provided by the textbook publisher. You bet your ass I wasn't showing up to lectures.

[Anonymous No.11182612]

>>11182601
>implying those othe 2/3s werent lectures of powerpoints written decades ago when they didnt have tenure

[Anonymous No.11182625]

>>11182556
This type of things infuriates.

>boomer professor is a mediocre piece of shit who an expensive online bullshit system for the exams and homework
>gets mad when he discovers that students are using popular online sites to get perfect scores on the quizzes

If you are mediocre professor who doesn't write his own exams, fucking kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.11182821]

>>11182588
I'd normally say cheating is wrong simply because it devalues the grades of student who earned it, but I guess in this case if it was so prolific I couldn't blame a student for participating for that very reason, they'd otherwise be competing on unequal footing.

[Anonymous No.11182832]

>>11182556
Based boomer

[Anonymous No.11182878]

If I had to retake an exam I passed completely honestly I would firebomb this faggots car

[Anonymous No.11182915]

>>11182556
So did we ever find out if he was just bluffing or did they actually figure out who cheated?

[Anonymous No.11182919]

>>11182915
No one cheated. The guy copied his questions from a public question bank. He did this year in and year out and people got word of it. Students memorized the test bank and Dr. Lazy got butthurt.

[Anonymous No.11183031]

>>11182588
>he just didn't remake them and reused them every year
Not even. He just used a list of questions from the TEXTBOOK PUBLISHER, and that same list found its way into student hands. Lazy boomer trying to save face by acting tough lmao

[Anonymous No.11183071]

>>11182919
Okay but the guy considered it cheating so did he just bluff or actually catch the "cheaters"?

[Anonymous No.11185055]

>>11182821
This. That’s why I fucking hated take-home tests. If you don’t cheat you’re at a huge disadvantage.

[Anonymous No.11185127]

The absolute state of American education

[Anonymous No.11185144]

>>11182556
the venal boomer fears his sociopathic dead eyed spawn

[Anonymous No.11186041]

>>11182556
QRD on this Tenured Tantrum Thrower?

[Anonymous No.11186063]

>>11183071
200 people came forward and said they “cheated”. They probably just got 100% and didn’t want to get expelled over this. They were required to take an “ethics” course, whatever the fuck that is, then retake the exam.

I don’t really know in what world this could be considered cheating, though. They didn’t bring anything to the exam itself, they didn’t copy off anything. They studied a question bank that was publicly available. Professor isn’t to blame for anything, he just shouldn’t have gone on a massive tirade, and the students shouldn’t have been accused of anything

[Anonymous No.11186074]

>be class representant
>complete moron of a professor
>"oh scratch that. was wrong calculations, the answer is wrong just scratch everything lol" after 2h of class
>calls in sick 5 minutes before class starts- over 5 times in a semester
>class finds out ~75% of previous students failed his class last year and beg me to take affair
>ask him about exam preperations after class
>he avoids the subject and yawns for a while, wants to go home
>tell him I asked for the exam preperations
>gets defensive, tells me he has no time
>say that I know about the 75% failing last year and that the class doesn't even know what to prepare for
>says "Everything, I have to go"
>fails only me, everyone get D's, two get a B
Heard with last years' class, they had tried to class-act him, but he's untouchable.

[Anonymous No.11186095]

>>11186074
now hang on a second anon-that sounds like shenanigans. BLATANT shenanigans. You should have called for an ethics investigation on that to look at your exam versus other people's. Because you seem to be implying that you were "punished" for asking questions.

[Anonymous No.11186106]

>>11186095
My test wasn't any worse or better than the ones who got D's. No one was prepared for most of the questions, neither was I.
Sendt the exam up for third-party review, still an F.

[Anonymous No.11186144]

> compilers and regular expression exam
>I am one of only people that wrote program in C on paper instead of doing only theory questions
>I also made program to get bonus, only two people made it
> I got fucking C
Either I really am brainlet, or he just graded it randomly. There were people that don't know how to program at all that get better grade than me. Ton of people failed this exam, and I passed at first try so at least that. Shame that he did not give me at least C+ for bonus program I had 3.9 gpa, I was pretty close to getting money for studying

[Anonymous No.11186168]

>>11182612
>>11182601
Im actually paying money to go to a university where this exact thing happen

[Anonymous No.11186184]

>>11182556
>waaaa i have to actually teach. where's me free ride only doing lectures??

[Anonymous No.11186208]

>>11186041
For those who haven't had ther video suggested to them a million times on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbzJTTDO9f4

I think this one was made by an upset student:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJG7aCQtI8E

[Anonymous No.11186254]

>>11182556
>To say I'm disappointed is beyond comprehension. Physically ill, absolutely disgusted, completely disillusioned, trying to figure out what was the last 20 years for.
>For those of you out there that acted ethically and acted honorably, and did it right, you have my undying gratitude and my upmost respect
>For those of you who took the shortcut, don't call me, don't ever ask me to do anything for you ever again.

[Anonymous No.11186274]

>business school
this explains everything

[Anonymous No.11186576]

>>11183031
This

[Anonymous No.11186588]

>>11182556
i would pour a gallon of cum in that whore's pussy

[Anonymous No.11186602]

>tfw my NPD is so bad I wouldn't cheat because it would hurt my pride even if I needed to

[Anonymous No.11186606]

>>11186254
Link?

[Anonymous No.11186615]

The only reason there is no statistically correlated inverse relationship between how well you did in business ethics class and actual business success isn't that those successful at business cheated, it is that knowing the rules doesn't stop one from exploiting them.

Ethics is stupid. Those who are moral don't need ethics and those that aren't moral won't become moral just by taking a class. If it were that simple the law would work.

[Anonymous No.11186647]

>>11186606
Post above his

[Anonymous No.11186688]

>>11182556
mc tests are barely even tests, i feel no sympathy for anyone there

[Anonymous No.11186693]

>>11186602
This desu

[Anonymous No.11186712]

>>11182556
retard boomer, I don’t think I’ve ever seen an actual Gaussian grade distribution, it’s always skewed or bimodal

[Anonymous No.11186747]

>>11186168
Don't worry anon, that only happens in cucked humanities/business classes, also biology.

[Anonymous No.11186763]

>>11182556
That boomer has a HUGE boner.

[Anonymous No.11186813]

>>11182556
>half the class passed the final in 100 milliseconds last year
>paper test this year

[Anonymous No.11186815]

>>11186615
Ethics is useful because it informs you of the moral consequences of your actions as a professional. You might be a moral person and still do something inconsiderate.

[Anonymous No.11186869]

>>11182556
>Be lazy beer bellied boomer meme class boomer teacher
>Write the same test every semester
>Students eventually caught on and memorize test
>NOOOOOOO YOU CANT DO THIS

This dude shouldve been fired

[Anonymous No.11186944]

>>11182601
I went to community college before uni and the professors honestly tried really hard on their lectures. In fact, very few of my professors used slides at all, and those that did usually only had general concepts listed on them. The professors at uni just seem like they're getting enough money to afford to halfass everything.

[Anonymous No.11187386]

>>11186106
Sounds like the "3rd party review" was in on it. Nepotism? Was the professor Jewish?

[Anonymous No.11187428]

>>11182601
Nice. Please post back here after you fail and owe tens of thousands of dollars in student debt.

[Anonymous No.11187474]

>>11186944
That was my experience save for a couple good teachers at uni. One of them was in the physics department and taught the only class in a lecture hall with 50+ students (classes usually capped at 30), and the other was the head of the CS department. I never actually spoke to the first, but I made friends with the second despite him being in his 80s

[Anonymous No.11187486]

>>11187474
>the head of the CS dept
so a midwit like you

[Anonymous No.11187506]

>>11187486
I'm sorry to have failed you. I just have to make 100k starting as a data engineer rather than 300k off of a pure math degree

[Anonymous No.11187702]

I'm pretty sure in one of my courses that exam averages were in the 90s because most of the class except for me had old exams. Pretty sure.

[Anonymous No.11188296]

>>11187386
There was something off about the whole thing, seen as previous students had gone far to get him fired, but ended up in the shit themselves.
Hard stench of nepotism.

[Anonymous No.11189109]

>>11186869
>undergrad seething so hard he says boomer twice
Rent free

[Anonymous No.11189145]

>>11187428
If a prof gets their lectures notes/slides from text book you can just read the book itself, copy notes off a classmate later, get the notes/slides from a pirated copy, attend the tutorial/dgd, read and take notes about the topic from a better source, ask prof/TA after hours etc etc.

Profs that actually do their own notes and materials and shit have classes that are more engaging there just copypastin' the textbook or really old notes because they aren't teaching the material, they are teaching themselves to you.