If scientists are so smart then why the fuck are they all virgins? If you can figure out the square root of pie then surely your big iq brain can figure out the problem of you crying yourself to sleep every night?

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Anonymous Sat Sep 15 20:49:23 2018 No.10005667 [Reply] [Original]

If scientists are so smart then why the fuck are they all virgins?

If you can figure out the square root of pie then surely your big iq brain can figure out the problem of you crying yourself to sleep every night?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 20:50:18 2018 No.10005670 >have sex >unable to be a scientist fuck i guess im quitting school to become a sex

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 20:53:52 2018 No.10005679 >>10005667 Intellectual : A guy who has found a funnier passion than sex. QED

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 20:54:36 2018 No.10005680 File: 62 KB, 500x380, 083c2d20bd4068405d6038daf07555c4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10005667 blocks your path

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 20:55:43 2018 No.10005683 What do you think stem girls initiatives were for?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 21:01:56 2018 No.10005692 >>10005667 they are smart enough not to spend valuable time for satisfying animal instincts. those pickup artists are the ones living closest to animals. having a monogamous and stable relationship is the best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 21:02:33 2018 No.10005694 >>10005692 /thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 21:04:02 2018 No.10005697 >>10005667 >sex is only a big deal to virgins >OP cares the most about sex checkmate faggot

Anonymous Sat Sep 15 21:04:36 2018 No.10005698

there are multiple types of intelligence and many different applications. if you are low in one type, the range of applications will be mostly unavailable.
>>10005683
this, scientists are definitely not feminists, society just needs more scientists mating

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 21:11:14 2018 No.10005713 File: 35 KB, 429x571, fdd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 21:26:59 2018 No.10005739 >>10005667 Book smart =/= Socially adept

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 21:41:17 2018 No.10005762 >>10005667 >then surely your big iq brain can figure out the problem of you crying yourself to sleep every night? Masturbation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 15 22:06:08 2018 No.10005801 >>10005667 relationships are much more complicated than physics.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 05:11:19 2018 No.10006376 >>10005801 only to one trick pony autists like us

>>	None !niqjediPCA Sun Sep 16 07:57:42 2018 No.10006569 >>10005667 >If scientists are so smart then why the fuck are they all virgins? social engineering to reduce intelligence in the population.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 13:52:48 2018 No.10007247 File: 695 KB, 1910x472, 1523919083386.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 13:57:22 2018 No.10007261 >>10005667 You're combining different types of "intelligent", anon

Anonymous Sun Sep 16 14:01:20 2018 No.10007267

>>10005667
>If scientists are so smart then why the fuck are they all virgins?
Because to be a scientist you need to think with your big juicy coconut called brain, not your dick.
>If you can figure out the square root of pie then surely your big iq brain can figure out the problem of you crying yourself to sleep every night?
Way to project yourself, m9.

Anonymous Sun Sep 16 14:12:51 2018 No.10007289

>>10005667
Because women are worthless whores.

Even the """smart""" women like Marie Curie and Hedy Lamar were whores, who just sucked the right dick and contributed nothing but getting fucked in their pussy.
Marie Curie had a husband who was way better and more successful than her and pretty much did all on his own, later this worthless cunt thanked this honorful male who humbly shared his nobel prize with her, although she was nothing but a pretentious brat/whore, with cheating on him.

And Hedy Lamar was a complete whore and fucked an MIT professor to make her idea, basically everyone before her also had (wifi isn't exactly an exotic thought), reality.

Scientists are virgins because they know the worthless of women. They realized that they are not capable of logic or great achievements.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 17:08:56 2018 No.10007693 So it's all about compensating isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 17:16:36 2018 No.10007716 >>10005667 >If scientists are so smart then why the fuck are they all virgins? Any sources about this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 17:31:41 2018 No.10007742 File: 68 KB, 345x345, Newton died Virgin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10007716 >>10005679 >>10005667 Newton died a Virgin

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 17:32:44 2018 No.10007744 File: 73 KB, 470x470, Helicopter Gender.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10005670 >sex *gender

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 17:37:25 2018 No.10007749 Because to be a good scientist, you need those wizard powers

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 17:58:28 2018 No.10007780 >>10007289 back to /pol/

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 18:32:18 2018 No.10007853 >>10007742 Apart from Newton and Tesla, other documented virgin scientists?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 18:34:45 2018 No.10007862 >>10007853 tesla was an engineer/inventor, not a scientist maybe Cavendish

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 18:38:23 2018 No.10007873 File: 364 KB, 1536x1032, Stephen Hawkings.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10007853 tfw even a cripple like Stephen Hawkings got laid. Probably He got nurse blowjobs everyday before He died.

Anonymous Sun Sep 16 18:40:02 2018 No.10007882

>>10007862
>""Cavendish was a shy man who was uncomfortable in society and avoided it when he could. He could only speak to one person at a time, and only if the person were known to him and male. He only communicated with his female servants by notes. [28]

Well, seems pretty clear he was an eternal closet homo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 18:41:10 2018 No.10007883 >>10007873 I would really like to know how Stephen Hawking managed to have a sex life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 18:43:37 2018 No.10007888 >>10007883 He wasn't always crippled

Anonymous Sun Sep 16 18:46:40 2018 No.10007897

>>10005667
Scientists are usually uglier, if they weren't, they would become normalfags and use their smarts to become doctors or some normie shit and wouldn't really have time to cultivate real wisdom

And when a problem is really hard like dating, the best way is not to use logic to solve it, but instead try what works and do what works or copy other successful people. An example is the scientific method, rapid developments happen when new instruments appear but things like string theory stay in the gray zone for years despite the theoretical developments. Therefore, someone with average intelligence who spends time with others, starts copying others that are successful (look at how these makeup whore trends and shit start) is way more efficient than trying to figure out the rules. So, being smart is not a big advantage in this case

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 18:59:12 2018 No.10007922 >>10007883 how do you think he got stuck in a wheel chair

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 19:11:28 2018 No.10007941 File: 105 KB, 630x630, peterson.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10007883 >how Stephen Hawking managed to have a sex life. >>10007922 >how do you think he got stuck in a wheel chair kek, by a rough sex

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 19:37:17 2018 No.10007993 >>10007882 that's literally me

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 20:34:36 2018 No.10008092 >Study number theory >Still haven't gotten a girl's number

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 20:46:44 2018 No.10008118 File: 916 KB, 500x345, futurama snu snu joy and terror.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10007941 >kek, by a rough sex

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 20:53:38 2018 No.10008127 >>10005667 mental illness

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 16 22:06:22 2018 No.10008259 File: 897 KB, 480x360, Snu Snu.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10008118 If Hawkings was crippled by Snu Snu so... Did Stephen Hawkings died by Snu Snu too?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 06:03:22 2018 No.10008980 ._.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 09:25:47 2018 No.10009273 >>10008980 :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 09:59:32 2018 No.10009320 >>10005698 No, it's to lessen the amount of hoes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 12:18:57 2018 No.10009512 Scientists aren't actually smart. Smart is having sex all day like the normie people [math]\color{red}{\text{(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)}}[/math]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 13:21:26 2018 No.10009640 >>10009512 >(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) lel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 16:27:36 2018 No.10010076 bump

Anonymous Mon Sep 17 16:37:31 2018 No.10010107

>>10005667
If scientists are so smart why can't they beat Ronaldo at soccer?
Is almost like a silly game with artificial rules that focus on a very specific set of criteria excluding intelligence isn't amenable to advantage by the liberal application of intelligence.
Sex and mating has basically nothing to do with intelligence except in a vanishingly small sector of certain cultural groups who engage in eugenic selection to increase intelligence on purpose.
Most of it is just flat out physical appearance on much the same level as lower order animals work. Everything else around confidence and personality and intelligence and character and morality is so close to a lie as to be a rounding error. Go to a meat market club and observe, nothing could make it more apparent.
Humans are boring useless scum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 16:55:29 2018 No.10010143 File: 1.16 MB, 1957x1296, futureofwomen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10005698 >society just needs more scientists mating Artificial wombs will solve that problem far more effectively than more females in STEM.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 16:56:32 2018 No.10010145 File: 159 KB, 800x745, jewsdyingout.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10006569 >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 16:58:59 2018 No.10010150 >>10009512 You are clearly wrong and a nigger faggot [math]\color{red}{\textsf{(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)}}[/math]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 17:03:41 2018 No.10010167 >>10007853 Blaise Pascal

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 19:42:33 2018 No.10010506 >>10010167 not documented

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 19:54:59 2018 No.10010529 >>10005739 It's also not mutually exclusive, just that autistic scientists have the biggest mouths

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 17 19:57:28 2018 No.10010532 >>10008259 No, someone forgot to replace his batteries.

Anonymous Mon Sep 17 20:04:12 2018 No.10010544

Some do some don't. It just happens that science/math draws in a lot of individuals are highly introverted or socially stunted. Not everyone is like this though, and there are plenty of exceptions.

Also, it's typically a lot harder to relate to "stacy's" or "normies" interests when are on the right end of the bell curve.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 02:38:34 2018 No.10011963 >>10005667 have you ever had pie tho fucking delicious

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 09:45:31 2018 No.10012496 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 10:21:13 2018 No.10012563 >>10005667 I'm not following you, evil person!

Anonymous Tue Sep 18 10:42:01 2018 No.10012597
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>>10005667
I prefer wasting my time at home studying shit because I actually find it interesting and fun, and when I feel like socializing I can always get out somewhere with my bros.
I really don't see why I would need a woman. Just to have sex? I think fapping's enough for that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 13:26:17 2018 No.10012894 File: 94 KB, 960x958, zizek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 26 khv reporting in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 13:29:21 2018 No.10012900 >>10012597 what do you study, anon?

Anonymous Tue Sep 18 13:51:08 2018 No.10012933

>>10012900
My specific field is nutritional biochemistry, but I'm studying a ton of different stuff on my own (usually theoretical physics and mathematics, because that's something I missed out on back in the day and it's really cool stuff). I think I should've went deeper into STEM back when I was a freshman, but I was both stupid and lazy back then, so no point crying over spilled milk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 16:44:42 2018 No.10013259 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 19:21:49 2018 No.10013645 >>10012894 same but 27

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 20:18:56 2018 No.10013749 >>10013645 yeah I'm there too at 27

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 18 20:43:19 2018 No.10013789 >>10005667 Semen retention is the linking thread between all geniuses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 04:26:30 2018 No.10014599 >>10012894 >>10013645 >>10013749 37 grand wizard here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 04:34:58 2018 No.10014607 >>10005667 Nice choice of picture, Gordon freeman is a MIT phd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 04:37:23 2018 No.10014610 >>10007289 Who was Emmy Noether? Didn't know about Curie cheating on her husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 04:45:24 2018 No.10014613 >>10014599 Based. I look up to you. You're my role model if you're successful career wise at least

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 05:36:07 2018 No.10014658 >>10014610 Ignore the /pol/tards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 05:38:13 2018 No.10014663 >>10014658 She cheated on her husband though. She had affairs

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