/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.9994173]

>that one guy who starts packing and loudly zipping up his backpack 3 mins before class is over, catalyzing a furious zipfest of other people drowning out the last part of the lecture

[Anonymous No.9994353]

He's got to go, he's an active member of society, many important things to do

[Anonymous No.9994405]

>>9994173
yeah fuck those people especially when it's an interesting subject

[Anonymous No.9994471]

>>9994173
>professor starts to talk louder so you can hear him over the cacophony.

[Anonymous No.9994476]

>>9994471
>people just get even nosier and someone even stands up and leaves

[Anonymous No.9995472]

>>9994173
I fucking hate that guy

[Anonymous No.9995477]

>>9994476
>slams door

[Anonymous No.9995564]

>>9995472
Jiro or that guy

[Anonymous No.9995601]

>>9994173
i love zipping one little zipper then stopping to end boring classes 3 min early without getting caught

[Anonymous No.9995602]

>>9995477
>yells outside the classroom

[Anonymous No.9995885]

>>9995602
>drops metal water bottle on hard linoleum

[Anonymous No.9995981]

>>9994173
>plan to sit in the front this semester
>come 30 mins early
>massive crowd of people blocking the entrance trying to do the same
>when I finally get in the only seats left are in the back

[Anonymous No.9995991]

>>9994173
>3 minutes left of class
>professor is trying to cram the start of next lecture in because you are already 3 lectures behind because he writes slow as shit and gets distracted
>everyone has the 'just fucking end it already' look on their face
>only a few autistic sperglords actually paying attention at this point
>quietly pick up backpack and grab zipper
>turn and look at my sperglord neighbor with a devilish smile on my face
>his internal social retardation notices eyes on him and quickly turns to see who is looking at him
>he looks at me and sees my facial expression
>looks down and sees me holding the zipper
>can clearly tell he is processing what I am doing by the blank stare on his face
>all the sudden his facial expression changes to shock and anger
>the second I see his expression change I zip my backpack zipper as loudly as possible so the entire class hears
>the entire class immediately starts noisily packing their stuff up and slamming the desks down making all kinds of commotion
>professor stops rambling and looks around
>"We will pick this up on Monday, everyone have a good weekend"
>stops class right there
>turn and look at autist next to me who is steaming with rage and looks like he is about to try and break the high score
>He gets up to go ask the professor a question but the professor is annoyed and is already walking out the door
>Autist turns and glares at me from the front of the classroom as I give him the finger walking out the back door
>mfw

[Anonymous No.9996001]

>>9995981
>not sitting in the middle so you get to hit the inflatable beach ball more often
what a pleb, I bet you try to help the professor when the mid-term assault happens

[Anonymous No.9996013]

>>9996001
I just hide in the manlet pit

[Anonymous No.9996039]

>teacher keeps giving me quick deviated stares through the class
what could this mean? she's a woman by the way

[Anonymous No.9996040]

>>9996001
>assault
wow i bet your school only had <100 confirmed dead from its last finals week standoff

might as well o to university of belgium at this point

[Anonymous No.9996235]

>>9996039
same, but I'm pretty sure it's because I always make intense eye contact with the prof

[Anonymous No.9996284]

>>9994173
maybe calm down a bit there cho

[Anonymous No.9996306]

>>9994173
>that one guy who starts shooting up the lecture hall 3 mins before class is over, catalyzing a furious shootout of other people returning fire, drowning out the last part of the lecture

[Anonymous No.9996311]

>>9996235
is she hot as well?

[Anonymous No.9996325]

>>9996306
fuck i hate this, one of these tards clipped me in the ear once, fuckin cunt

[Anonymous No.9996361]

>>9996311
She's prime breeding material, but the best part is her voice. I could listen to her read the fucking diction for hours man

[Anonymous No.9996370]

>>9995991
fuck you pepe

[Anonymous No.9996402]

>>9994173
>30 minutes before class is over
>students arriving for the next class keep peeking in to see if its empty (?)
>every time someone peeks, the teacher stops and looks over at the door
>most students are in lizard brain mode and look over when the teacher does
>the teacher gets about 5 minutes worth of info in after 20 interruptions
>mfw motherfuckers don't communicate to each other outside and just let people keep peeking inside the occupied classroom
>class is over, the first person makes their way out the door
>the 20 fucking peekers all standing outside start trying to barge their way into the room

[Anonymous No.9996413]

>>9996402
>the prof keeps the door locked after class has started
>30 minutes before class is over
>the peekers can no longer peek
>they knock instead

[Anonymous No.9996422]

>class ended five minutes ago, but the lecturer won't shut up, so everyone has to start leaving while they're still trying to talk

[Anonymous No.9996542]

>that one cunt who has their stupid text sent and received notifications sounds at full volume and is actively texting in class

[Anonymous No.9996727]

>>9996001
>mid-term assault happens
Beirut?

[Anonymous No.9996744]

>>9994173
Why do you even go to lecture? The only thing those assholes do is summarize chapters and post homework online that you can do with a textbook.

[Anonymous No.9996800]

>>9995991
Based and redpilled
>>9995999