Shit brainlets say

[Anonymous No.9960290]

>It's physically impossible...

[Anonymous No.9960291]

>The absence of evidence is evidence of absence.

[Anonymous No.9960297]

>the globe is warming

[Anonymous No.9960298]

>>9960290
>science says...

[Anonymous No.9960299]

>>9960297
It is, conspiracy theorist retard.

[Anonymous No.9960300]

>there's no such thing as "the scientific method"

[Anonymous No.9960301]

>>9960299
It isn't, doomsday cult alarmist retard.

[Anonymous No.9960303]

>>9960301
It is, sorry. You are wrong.
https://climate.nasa.gov/

Nothing you rant will change reality. Bye, Mr. Tinfoil.

[Anonymous No.9960305]

>>9960303
>sorry
You should be. Promoting pseudoscience should be a crime.

[Anonymous No.9960306]

>>9960305
No, Little Timmy. Climate change is established fact. Run along, now.

[Anonymous No.9960312]

>the science is settled

[Anonymous No.9960314]

>>9960290
>string theory is the correct theory of everything

[Anonymous No.9960321]

>>9960314
*String hypothesis

[Anonymous No.9960340]

>amen

[Anonymous No.9960427]

>>9960290
>It's just a theory retard, they can't prove nothing

[Anonymous No.9960432]

>your brain...
FUCK YOU, don't you ever talk to me or my brain again.

[Anonymous No.9960436]

>>9960290
>the scientific method says that we must ...

[Anonymous No.9960465]

>I believe in science

[Anonymous No.9960474]

> it isn't approved for use in humans
> The FDA rejected it so its ineffective.
>Its a drug meant for horses are you fucking serious?
>You can't do that you don't know its long term effects

Oh normies....

[Anonymous No.9960487]

>>9960290
>why should I believe in evolution, there's no proof that animals change into other animals

[Anonymous No.9960488]

>>9960299
I really want to crush your head with a rock

[Anonymous No.9960519]

>>9960291
Except this is actually true from a Bayesian perspective.

[Anonymous No.9960525]

>>9960487
Dude, i hope you're joking...
it takes time and it makes small changes
/\
In case you aren't

[Anonymous No.9960531]

>>9960525
he's quoting brainlets, you fucking idiot.

here's my addition to the thread:
>Dude, i hope you're joking...
>it takes time and it makes small changes
>/\
>In case you aren't

[Anonymous No.9960548]

>of course god exists!

[Anonymous No.9960577]

>>9960303
> quotes nasa as a source

lol i thought sci was the smart board? fucking idiots.

[Anonymous No.9960597]

>>9960577
yeah, you're too smart for us, clearly. probably the geniuses on /x/ or /pol/ or /b/ are more at your intellectual level, so if i were you i'd leave /sci/ and go there forever

[Anonymous No.9960618]

>>9960548
>there is no such thing as God! Everything came out of literally nothing! Nothing was nowhere, until suddenly everything was here!

[Anonymous No.9960630]

>>9960488
>Dur u r not convinced of giant conspiracies like I am so I want to hurt you


Thanks for further establishing my victory.

[Anonymous No.9960632]

>>9960618
Are you retarded? “Nothing” doesn’t exist in physics and can never exist.

[Anonymous No.9960637]

>>9960519
>The absence of evidence that there’s a tardigrade in this room is evidence of its absence.
No.

[Anonymous No.9960638]

>>9960474
Clenbuterol?

[Anonymous No.9960646]

>>9960632
>“Nothing” doesn’t exist in physics and can never exist.
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.9960681]

>>9960618
a wild brainlet appears

the burden of proof lies with the one making the claim, not the one opposing it. if everything started with nothing, then there is nothing to prove until the status quo leans towards something with objective proof. if everything started with God/whatever deity you follow, then you have to prove that deity's existence.

[Anonymous No.9960742]

>traps are gay

[Anonymous No.9960745]

>>9960290
>(((Einstein)))

[Anonymous No.9960751]

>>9960742
>traps are not gay
ftfy

[Anonymous No.9960779]

>time is the 4th dimension

[Anonymous No.9960785]

>>9960577
Evidently not, seeing how it has actual honest-to-god climate deniar tards

[Anonymous No.9960791]

>>9960297
It objectively is. Mean global temperatures have already increased by 0.9°C.
Even most climate deniers have already abandoned the "EVERYTHING IS FINE" line and switched to "IT'S NOT THE HUMANS' FAULT" some twenty years ago.
I honestly don't understand people like you.

[Anonymous No.9960792]

>>9960298
this is the only accurate one

[Anonymous No.9961181]

>>9960646
>What is virtual particles

[Anonymous No.9961199]

>>9960290
>as an engineer...

[Anonymous No.9961202]

>>9960791
My favorite, DUR VOLCANOS MAKE WAY MORE CO2 DAN HOOMANS, which is completely untrue. We outstripped volcanos in CO2 production over half a century ago and now individual U.S States outproduce all volcanos on earth

[Anonymous No.9961231]

>>9960291

It is true though.

> hypothesis predicts experimental outcome
> experimental outcome not supportive
> hypothesis incorrect

[Anonymous No.9961778]

>>9960488
> Ug grug, disagreeing with non-backed up > wild claims make caveman angry, want
> SMASH WITH ROCK

[Anonymous No.9961781]

>>9960618
>Physics is wrong cause I don't understand it, physicists say that everything came from nothing, my belief is superior in that I say everything came from a higher power, and where that higher power came from you ask? (Insert hypocrisy here)

[Anonymous No.9961786]

>>9960290
>Cosmos

[Anonymous No.9961799]

>>9961231
Lmao, no.. hypothesis not supported, not hypothesis incorrect. Unless you've found evidence that directly suggests the hypothesis is incorrect.

> Hypothesis: I hypothesize that intelligent extraterrestrial life does not exist in our universe.
> Experiment: I will observe incoming radio and electromagnetic waves to our planet for 3 days.
> Outcome: I did not observe anything that suggests the existence of extraterrestrial life.
> Conclusion: intelligent extraterrestrial life does not exist in our universe.

Hopefully I don't need to explain to you why the conclusion is incorrect, and you might say the experiment is flawed; I'd say to you, give me an experiment that doesn't make any assumptions.

[Anonymous No.9961812]

>>9960291
Wow, very first post is a brainlet in the flesh, saying a thing

[Anonymous No.9961813]

>>9960618
>d-did he just imply that me believing in god means i am a brainlet?!
>y-yea well brainlets say the opposite thing *posts frog cartoon meme*
>hehe xD *switches tab to reddit*

[Anonymous No.9961827]

>>9960290
Surprisingly good thread, OP. I really enjoy how half the posts are making fun of brainlets and the other half are actual brainlets creating OC shit brainlets say.

[Anonymous No.9961832]

>>9961827
list the posts making fun of brainlets and the ones that are actually brainlets

[Anonymous No.9961904]

>>9960637
Learn the difference between evidence and proof, idiot.

[Anonymous No.9962142]

>>9960297
>>9960618

The work of one /b/-poster has unhinged /sci/ to the point of pots-and-pans-clanging offendedness. How easy is it to get under your skin, anons? No wonder this man is double-dipping in bait posts.

Truly -- I am in the company of enlightened individuals.

[Anonymous No.9962235]

>vaccines cause autism
>humans are done evolving
>we
>the sun is made of fire
>people will live on Mars

[Anonymous No.9962395]

>>9962142
that second post was a response to another post offending his belief in the fiction of God, its clear that /pol/ posters have infested this board pretending to be 140+ IQ while their posts expose them for being the brainlets they (You) are

[Anonymous No.9962437]

>>9960618
With god you are actually saying the exact same thing.
only God in this context is your nothing

[Anonymous No.9962448]

>>9960290
>Go back to /pol/
-brainlet redditors using ad hominem tactics

[Anonymous No.9962479]

>>9961231
>absence of evidence
>experimental outcome

[Anonymous No.9962483]

>>9960303
>criticize climate change science for being politicized
>linking to a government funded agency

[Anonymous No.9962505]

>>9962448
Go back to /pol/

[Anonymous No.9962562]

>>9960290
evolutionarily speaking

[Anonymous No.9962570]

>>9960300
There isn’t

[Anonymous No.9962573]

>>9960474
Lmao he just wants to push shitty drugs

[Anonymous No.9962580]

Non-meme ones:
>>9960290
>>9960291
>>9960298
>>9960312
>>9960314
>>9960427
>>9960436
>>9960465
>>9960474
>>9960487
>>9960779
>>9961786

[Anonymous No.9962590]

>>9960290
>vaccines cause no harm and essential to administer to your children

[Anonymous No.9962593]

>>9962590
*it’s essential to administer it to your children

[Anonymous No.9962595]

>>9960291
Complete and total absence of evidence is evidence of absence when you think about it
By that I mean "there is no evidence, ever. At all." Not "I didn't find any"

[Anonymous No.9962601]

>>9962590
>>9962593
Well me'med

[Anonymous No.9962606]

>>9962601
I was being unironic tho

[Anonymous No.9962615]

>(intending to make emphasis)
>literaly [insert here any figurative phrase]

[Anonymous No.9962627]

>>9962606
Hahaha nice

[Anonymous No.9962717]

>nothing is 100% sure so I will keep believing in religion

[Anonymous No.9962734]

>Jesus is the way, the truth and the life

[Anonymous No.9962737]

>economics isn't real science
>t. mathematically illiterate political "scientist"

[Anonymous No.9962740]

>shit brainlet say

[Anonymous No.9962755]

>>9961904
Explain, brainlet.

[Anonymous No.9962757]

>>9960618
This

[Anonymous No.9962764]

>>9961181
>virtual particles are nothing

[Anonymous No.9962765]

>>9961904
I know the difference, retard

[Anonymous No.9962777]

>>9961181
Virtual particles are just a calculational tool, brainlet.
https://physics.stackexchange.com/a/147152/35699

[Anonymous No.9962794]

>>9962615
one time this faggot pseudointellectual argued to me that you can say it like that to express that it's not sarcasm

[Anonymous No.9962798]

>>9962717
>>9962734

[Anonymous No.9962816]

>There is only one race, the human race.

>I am fit equality and diversity

>the world is overpopulated, don't have kids. Our population is ageing, we need to import migrants from Africa and the Middle East

>I am for multiculturalism, but they need to integrate into our culture

>you bigot should be put in prison!

[Anonymous No.9962830]

>>9961231
>>9962595
the fact that evidence doesn't currently exist doesn't mean that it cannot exist you brainlet subhumans

[Anonymous No.9962946]

>>9960637
Yes, it is. If there's a tardigrade in your room you should be able to find evidence of it. Maybe it shits all over the place, maybe it lays eggs, maybe you can find it's DNA by swabbing in particular places a tardigrade would hang out. If you fail to find the kinds of evidence a tardigrade is expected to leave behind, then that is evidence against the hypothesis that a tardigrade is in the room. It isn't unsassailable proof, but evidence nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.9962958]

>brainfog
>micromanaging micronutrient intake matters

[Anonymous No.9962963]

>>9960618
Based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.9962964]

>>9962946
>attacking the metaphor
maybe in this scenario it's 500 years ago and he doesn't know any of those methods. you're a limited scientist if you don't consider the existence of the unknown

[Anonymous No.9963071]

>Assume

[Anonymous No.9963075]

>correlation does not equal causation
when talking about something completely unrelated

[Anonymous No.9963169]

>>9960597

[Anonymous No.9963183]

>>9960299
>>9960488
If he's right, you'll get your chance when so iety collapses because it was going to happen no matter what! But at least you can claim credit for it and he'll believe it like the gullible idiot he is.

[Anonymous No.9963188]

>>9960637
As >>9962946 says, a tardigrade in the room would leave some kind of evidence. It seems like you're suggesting that the lack of immediately obvious evidence, such as "I can see a tardigrade in the room", can't be considered evidence against the tardigrade. That's only true because the hypothesis "there's a tardigrade in the room" doesn't predict that a naked human eye would be able to see it: that event is completely independent from the hypothesis.

[Anonymous No.9963397]

>>9962798
ded meme son

[Anonymous No.9963433]

>"six million jews died in WW2"
>"the speed of light is known"
>"obama was a good president"
>"i know what infinity is"
>"0.999... = 1"
>"Humans are the smartest creature on the planet"

[Anonymous No.9963619]

>>9962964
>have you heard of the grarditade? it's a tiny creature that leeches off your life energy and causes cancer
>why should I believe you? that sounds made up
>absence of evidence is not evidence of absence, brainlet

[Anonymous No.9963639]

>>9963433
(You)

[Anonymous No.9963715]

>>9963639
(Me)

[Anonymous No.9963964]

>>9962580
meme ones:
>>9962580

[Anonymous No.9964351]

>IFLS is a well-informed Facebook page with relevant and interesting research news that isn't at all sensationalized or exaggerated.