/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.9943362]

How can one theoretically create a portal to a different, parallel universe assuming that the multiverse theory is plausible?

tldr i want to go to a universe where im not a sad sack of shit

[Anonymous No.9943366]

>>9943362
Wouldn't you just be a sad sack of shit in another universe then?

[Anonymous No.9943368]

>>9943366
not if I go that universe and kill the successful version of me then take his place

[Anonymous No.9943373]

>>9943368
You would just fuck it up. Then you would just have another failure, and a life on your conscience.

[Anonymous No.9943379]

>>9943373
>a life on your conscience
what? my own? my genetically identical version of me? i think i'll live it off
also i probably wont fuck up assuming I look like the other version of me

[Anonymous No.9943386]

>>9943362
U ll probably need a wormhole joining the two parallel universes and some negative mass to keep it from collapsing itself .Thats it :)

[Anonymous No.9943388]

>>9943362
>not a sad sack of shit
good luck with that

[Anonymous No.9943389]

you can't because, if they exist, they are said to be causally separated. you can't "travel" anywhere without time

[Anonymous No.9943391]

>>9943386
Wormholes, if they could exist, probably would only be a link to another part of THIS universe.

[Anonymous No.9943398]

>>9943379
Same person as you, really? So you are up for another universe you killing you and taking your place then?

[Anonymous No.9943404]

>>9943391
wormhole is more of a general concept, if two parallel universes overlap, according to string theory there must be a wormhole joining the overlapped universes.

[Anonymous No.9943416]

>>9943386
how make negative mass

[Anonymous No.9944491]

>>9943416
Go to the gym.

[Anonymous No.9944508]

>>9943362
Buy an expensive REM lucid dreaming device, use supplements and read books on lucid dreaming

>WIN

[Anonymous No.9944687]

>>9943362
So, you REALLY want to stop being a sad sack of shit huh? Alright. Fine. This is how you access parallel worlds.

Step one.
Harness as much energy as you can to build and then use a gravity bending device.

(will likely be at least 3000km in diameter)

Bear in mind the machine will likely need a LOT of it.

Step two.
Gravity should stretch time. Now build a second gravity bending machine and collapse the waves in complete disharmony into each other to tear open the fabric of space where they intersect while FAR away from this solar system.
(just in case)

Step 3
Document what resides in the tear and send in some drones. This is NOT a black hole. This is brute forcing God.

Step 4
In all likelyhood IF there is a parallel and not empty space or empty space that is too far to traverse to get to another universe then you can fine tune the machine.

Step 5
Fine tune the machine like Rick and Morties parallel universe viewer goggles to the world you want to go to.

Step 6
Enjoy this worlds final bridge between science and magic.


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You will likely need many hundreds, if not thousands/millions of men to construct this monstrousity.

However, if it works, you will have it all. The human race will be saved and YOU will be its saviour.

(if fine tuned to a heaven like universe, the latter is unthinkable)

Good luck.

[Anonymous No.9944693]

>>9943362

no, other universes would be very far away, beyond the observable universe

[Anonymous No.9946456]

>>9944687
works on paper.

[Anonymous No.9946461]

>>9943362
Go through a doorway while you’re fainting and wake up in an unexpected way and forget to bring your mirror and all memories with you

[Anonymous No.9946462]

Psychedelics

[Anonymous No.9946575]

>>9943362

It's not the place that's the problem my man. Face up to reality and make a change.

[Anonymous No.9946636]

>>9943362

[Anonymous No.9946648]

>>9943404
>if two parallel universes overlap, according to string theory there must be a wormhole joining the overlapped universes.
You have no idea what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.9946676]

>>9943362
>the multiverse theory is plausible
There is no "the multiverse theory", there is many theories like that.
Which one do you mean?

[Anonymous No.9947010]

>>9946676
>He doesn't realize that by having many theories it automatically welds the theories into a super block due to the etymological nature of being "multi".

Listen brainlet. When this universe ends and I am sitting either on a golden throne or a pile of ashes. I will still remember you and laugh at you. Here, in the void, in hell or in heaven.

[Anonymous No.9947149]

>>9943362
If you are the one going, you will be a sad sack of shit. You need to change your perspective and mentality to change that.

[Anonymous No.9947154]

>>9943379
>i probably wont fuck up

You have so far fucked up 100% of the lives you've tried to live. Admittedly we have a limited set of data points, but sill -- I don't like your chances.

[Anonymous No.9947161]

>>9943362
1: Look in back of old wardrobe
2: Step through into mysterious forest.
3: Locate talking beaver.
4: ?????
5: PROFIT!

Protip -- the lion is sort of like Jesus, be his friend.

[Anonymous No.9947162]

>>9946575
>No matter where you go, there you are.

[Anonymous No.9947467]

start by listening to music from parallel universes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6OtuLtl4eA

[Anonymous No.9947602]

>>9943362
> assuming magic is real
> how does one cast fireball?
Depends on the setting, mate.

(No one can know until we know more about the universe and its rules.)

[Anonymous No.9947611]

>>9943362
Schrodinger's russian roulette. Enjoy quantum immortality, or not.

[Anonymous No.9947869]

>>9943398
In another universe where op is even shittier than himself now, a junkie version of OP is trying to figure out how to open a magic portal to this universe to take OPs place as a non-homeless loser.

It's just the rule of prime universii and branching out timelines where the prime self universe is surrounded by continuously shittier universes for the person in the prime universe.

[Anonymous No.9947876]

>>9943362
it's plausible that this version of you is the least sad sack of shit that exists.

[Anonymous No.9947877]

>>9946648
>/sci/
>being retarded faggot
why am I not surprised

[Anonymous No.9948096]

If we can't spread to other universes at some point, say thousands of years from now, absolutely nothing we do in the present is worth doing.

[Anonymous No.9948098]

>>9947869
mixing up many worlds with multiverse AGAIN what the fuck

[The Lord No.9948103]

>>9943362
>theoretically create a portal
superluminal gravity waves which leaves the universe and then come back in somewhere else

[Anonymous No.9948106]

>>9943362
Get yourself together

[Anonymous No.9948108]

>>9946575
Thanks, Michael Jackson

[Anonymous No.9948362]

>>9948098
Many worlds = many universes = a multiverse.
It's not the only kind of possible multiverse but it's definitely a multiverse.

[Anonymous No.9948417]

>>9943362
We have no idea how, but it probably requires exorbitant amounts of energy. It is also extremely unlikely that anything resembling humanity would exist in another parallel universe

[Anonymous No.9948430]

>>9943368
but it would still be you, you sad sack of shit

[Anonymous No.9948443]

>>9948417
Let alone THIS universe anon

[Anonymous No.9948570]

You couldn't. If there was a way to cross over from one universe to another, we would have infinite visitors to this universe, of which infinite would arrive on earth. Do you see any amorphous slug beings standing on your front door telling you that you look like an irradiated troglodyte? No, case closed.

[Anonymous No.9949080]

>>9943362
smoke some DMT

[Anonymous No.9949097]

>>9948570
This, there would be infinite universe whose sole purpose of all their civilizations was to travel to this universe at this instant, and it's not happening.

[Anonymous No.9949108]

>>9949097
Depends if this universe is one with an energy barrier. Even bubbles need a force acting on it to pop.