CALLING ALL CHEMISTS, ORGANIC CHEMISTS, AND Pharmaceutical faggots

[Anonymous No.9927990]

Am I gonna die? I just rubbed pic related (DSMO) all over a fucked up ankle to use as a NSAID. IT worked great, but I can taste garlic.

But I'm also taking multiple prescription drugs, and I sorta forgot that it'll increase bioavailability.

Currently taking:
Escitalopram
Xanax
clonazepam

Am I gonna die?

[Anonymous No.9927996]

>>9927990

Call poison control dumbass

[Anonymous No.9928004]

>>9927996
Why? DSMO is non-toxic and is used off label for what I am accomplishing.

It's not like I'm using in intravenously which is FDA approved. Just sort of fucked up when I realized off label usage and other drugs.

It's literally an OTC cream in germany, so I'm not THAT worried, I was just hoping to learn some organic chem.

[Anonymous No.9928007]

>>9928004

If you're not worried than why ask? Call poison control or call for a medic to get you evaluated at an ER

[Anonymous No.9928017]

>>9928007
Because DMSO is a fascinating organic solvent, and I wish to learn more. Clickbait titles aside, I was hoping to foster a fascinating discussion about a promising chemical that was left behind by medical science for a few fascinating reasons.
Namely, lack of profitability, odor issues, and impossibility to properly double blind test.
T. Medical analyst fag.

Also, just did a consult with the drunk doctor roommate and he just laughed at me.

So ... back to science? Less EU style overreacting?

Here's some light reading for you. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3916302

[Anonymous No.9928022]

I think you'll be fine

t. Organic chemist

Why the fuck are you on all those medications?

[Anonymous No.9928024]

If its just DMSO, you're fine If you're sure there's nothing else that could be dissolved in it between the manufacturing/storage/shipping I'd relax.

>>9927996
This is solid advice, and I don't know why you're being hostile to it. It's literally what poison control is for, to tell you if you fucked up and accidentally killed yourself or not.

[Anonymous No.9928040]

>>9928022
Anxiety / depression, not fun times.
Trying to fix up a class three ankle sprain.

Care to go on more about how DSMO penetrates so deeply? I've got a fun tincture I'm currently researching.

>>9928024
>If its just DMSO, you're fine If you're sure there's nothing else that could be dissolved in it between the manufacturing/storage/shipping I'd relax.

Yep, it's lab grade 99% DMSO, applied to clean skin washed with Ethanol. I'm going to be fine. Gotta attract the organic chemists with click-bait though!

>This is solid advice, and I don't know why you're being hostile to it. It's literally what poison control is for, to tell you if you fucked up and accidentally killed yourself or not.

Because I'm literally sitting next to a physician, have done heavy research (albeit older studies), and it's all good. Literally no need to spend 3k to visit the ER.

[Anonymous No.9928048]

>>9928040
Poison control is free and ER doctors call them for weird shit they're unsure about all the time.

Also whatever that 1% is probably really makes a difference. 99% pure lab grade would be 1% impurities that don't impact lab analysis.1% water versus 1% formaldehyde means you're gonna have very different nights.

[Anonymous No.9928054]

>>9928004
CAHLLLL THA CHAPPPS, CAHLLL THEM KNAWWWWW.

[Anonymous No.9928058]

>>9927990

how in the fuck can you even have any anxiety with all those benzos in your system ?

[Anonymous No.9928081]

>>9928048
MSDS says I'm golden, so long as I don't drink a damn quart.
http://datasheets.scbt.com/sc-395645.pdf

Also, please read, I'm literally sitting at home with a doctor significant other. They already told me I'm dumb, but safe, and not getting laid till I stop smelling like pajeet.

I figured we'd have a fun organic chem thread.

>>9928058
That's the point of taking them, ja.

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More fun reading.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3460663/

[Anonymous No.9928096]

>>9928081

You do you man, but I'm not the idiot who dosed themselves with lab DMSO, freaked out, posted on /sci/ and thought calling poison control costs 3k. Also how'd your roommate turn into your significant other?

If you know to check the MSDS and your SO is a doctor, why the fuck are you posting this?

[Anonymous No.9928101]

>>9928048
Why tf you americans have to pay 3k to visit the ER, that's crazy, in Aus it's all free.

[Anonymous No.9928105]

>>9928101
Lmao I wrote >>9928048, but i meant >>9928040

[Anonymous No.9928107]

>>9928096
>You do you man, but I'm not the idiot who dosed themselves with lab DMSO, freaked out, posted on /sci/ and thought calling poison control costs 3k.
NO, I stated that the ER will cost me 3k for the night.

>Also how'd your roommate turn into your significant other?
Unmarried homosex

>If you know to check the MSDS and your SO is a doctor, why the fuck are you posting this?
To bait an interesting conversation about organic chemistry.

[Anonymous No.9928122]

As long as you didn’t have any lotions/ointments or other chemicals on your hands when you applied it you’ll be fine

[Anonymous No.9928147]

>>9928107
How is asking about DMSO baiting an interesting conversation about organic chemistry? It's a solvent.

Go make a thread about the glass of water you just drank

[Anonymous No.9928164]

>>9928147
An organic solvent with a ton of interesting medical properties that aren't completely researched yet.

Seems there's no biomedical chemists floating around.

[Anonymous No.9928183]

>>9928164
We're at the edge bro, dont expect the average pleb to understand.

[Anonymous No.9928185]

hahaha your fucked .

[Anonymous No.9928191]

>>9928183
I don't like that there's no id's here. I'm too used to /pol/.
Just figured I'd give you some further reading and something to look into. I was hoping to learn more about what I can use the solvent to carry into parts of me. I've got some crippled fingers from scar tissue and that's another interesting thing to look into fixing.
I'm a medical datafag, so I can analyze shit, but not understand the why behind it. But following evidence based medicine isn't that hard.
>>9928185
Sadly not for 72 hours or so. I'm kinda stinky now. Even my sharts smell like garlic. Thank god I don't taste it though.

[Anonymous No.9928196]

>>9928191
>Sadly not for 72 hours or so. I'm kinda stinky now. Even my sharts smell like garlic
I got some raw onion stank when I go a few days without washing up. Its enough to cause people to cough and choke when I give them a full face to pit blast.

[Anonymous No.9928203]

>>9928196
Poo in loo detected.

It's a side effect of the DMSO. Smells like stanky garlic.

I can't taste it thank god, I can smell it. Ankle is pleasantly warm, and much looser. Achilles tendon has tightened up some.

I'll have to fiure out how to do objective measurements in the future

[Anonymous No.9928208]

>>9928203
Forgot to mention killer headache, unsure if due to sleep deprivation and 72 hour + fasting, or DMSO.

Ankle does feel more "oiled" or loose and relaxed. Much better results then high dose tylenol / ibuprofin / other nsaids. They give pain release but no similar loose feeling and stretching.
INB4 I become the weird autistic alchemist here.

[Anonymous No.9928215]

>>9927990
You'll be fine as long as nothing weird is dissolved in it, it's pretty harmless in small doses.

Also, to the guys in the thread who love this chemical so much - DMSO is a shit solvent to deal with.
>freezes when slightly cool
>decomposes below its boiling point
>high boiling
>viscous
>hygroscopic

Literally a last-resort solvent for when desirable ones don't dissolve you reagents/products.

[Anonymous No.9928237]

>>9927990
no, you imbecile

[Anonymous No.9928407]

>>9927990
Holy shit anon, better lay down so that it won’t be too painful

t. Organic chemistry PhD

[Anonymous No.9928411]

OP just might actually be the cringiest person I've ever "encountered", and I mean that completely unironically.

It's an anonymous imageboard dude, just let it go, no one knows who you are and there's no reputation you need to try to salvage. Move on.

[Anonymous No.9928415]

>>9927990
(pic related)

[Anonymous No.9928677]

>>9928101
>Aus it's all free
No, it's not. :^)

[Anonymous No.9928708]

>>9928107
>Unmarried homosex
How did you find a /sci/ homosex? I can't find any, they're all in dumb arts or humanities shit.

[Anonymous No.9928804]

>>9928411
Yeah, I get that a lot.
I get left in my work room to sperg over spreadsheets.
>>9928708
Don't date faggots.

[Anonymous No.9928886]

>>9928677
free for the consumer :^)

[Anonymous No.9928929]

>>9928017
Scanned thread, didn't see it but I might have missed it so ignore if already said: the issue with DMSO is it's ability to solvate a huge variety of things and then deliver them to your bloodstream at near 100% potency by being incredibly skin permeable. Dissolving something in DMSO and then rubbing yourself with it would be the equivalent of having no skin at all.

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1002/aic.690230606

I spilled some in Inorganic II lab that had some iron complex in it and got a cranberry coloured stain on my hand for a couple of months (it eventually faded, looked kind of like one of those colourful birthmarks people sometimes have). GA checked msds and said it would be fine, stain likely persisted because the complex may have had association affinity for collagen or something.

Re: garlic smell, did you eat garlic today and possibly not wash your hands good enough? Because you could have just delivered a bunch of greasy garlic pasta leftovers to your bloodstream from your hands and that's why you're getting the taste.

[Anonymous No.9928975]

>>9928929
>Re: garlic smell, did you eat garlic today and possibly not wash your hands good enough? Because you could have just delivered a bunch of greasy garlic pasta leftovers to your bloodstream from your hands and that's why you're getting the taste.

No and no. Well known side effect of DMSO. Big reason why medical researh is limited, no ability to do truly double blind studies.

Skin was kept as clean as possible, washed with scent free soap, rinsed with vodka and let evaporate.

>Dissolving something in DMSO and then rubbing yourself with it would be the equivalent of having no skin at all.

That's the iea for future ideas. Think deeper penetrating mederma.

[Anonymous No.9928976]

>>9927990
>look at me i'm depressed

[Anonymous No.9928998]

>>9927990
Have you tried taking benadryl? Seems excessive to go to DMSO straight away.

[Anonymous No.9929013]

>>9928976
The only one drawing attention to that is you.
I'm the one attempting to have a scientific discussion, and am linking actual research. Go shit up some threads on /pol/, that's where such low quality responses belong.

>>9928998
Yes. I've been maxing out other NSAID's for the last 4 months. I'm 6 months post injury.

So, I'm past normal OTC meds, but not far enough long for steroids / cortisone injections, and the only other "option" is platelet rich plasma injections, which are not covered by insurance and are $600 a pop.

I've also got a couple digits that can't be move due to the tendons being frozen by scar tissue. But that can be discussed later or in another thread.

[Anonymous No.9929156]

I used to mix my testosterone gel with DMSO to increase absorption. My testicles shrank in size but I never felt any better. I accepted my fate and got estrogen instead. Since my hormones were fucked anyway doctor was just happy to get me taking something to prevent bone loss. I feel much better as a cute girl now.

[Anonymous No.9929163]

>>9929156
That's a great story that definitely happened

[Anonymous No.9929164]

>>9928024
OP's pretty much a dumb fuck. Just read his posts in this thread.

[Anonymous No.9929172]

>>9929013
Benadryl isn't an NSAID. Holy shit, you might actually be retarded.

[Anonymous No.9929173]

>>9929163

[Anonymous No.9929264]

>>9929156
If your nuts really shrunk it means absorption was significant, that's a positive at least.

Also pin 62.5mg test e or c twice a week, it'll fix you right up.

[Anonymous No.9929872]

Rip OP

You were mediocre

[Anonymous No.9929886]

>>9927990
put some more on

[Anonymous No.9930168]

>>9927990
I dissolve my drugs into this stuff, hehe