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/sci/ humour thread Anonymous Tue Aug 7 18:13:00 2018 No.9923198 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 19:17:58 2018 No.9923274 >>9923198 too intelligent >invents nukes brainlet >has the big red button on his desk

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 19:18:41 2018 No.9923278 >>9923274 This.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 19:21:39 2018 No.9923284 >>9923274 The too intelligent meme is an incarnation of the "smart but lazy meme". If you put the "too intelligent" against the brainlet, you would get the "The Tortoise and the Hare" fable. The brainlet wins every time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 19:24:50 2018 No.9923287 this is not /sci/ humour you idiot

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 19:28:38 2018 No.9923295 File: 437 KB, 1639x815, 1421941699236.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] saving the thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 19:29:42 2018 No.9923300 File: 179 KB, 960x1729, 1isf4m6krevz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 19:30:44 2018 No.9923304 File: 224 KB, 1340x691, 8bSECPJ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 19:31:46 2018 No.9923309 File: 145 KB, 1329x201, 1423478702634.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 19:32:49 2018 No.9923313 File: 94 KB, 1202x179, 1421457537335.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 19:33:53 2018 No.9923319 File: 1.87 MB, 2704x3226, 1466555506754.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 19:34:56 2018 No.9923323 File: 104 KB, 485x485, INFNIT.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 19:36:00 2018 No.9923326 File: 50 KB, 428x175, ea4dd33ef18057e9293a61877506ead6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 19:37:01 2018 No.9923328 File: 111 KB, 1528x276, Math PhD life.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 19:40:03 2018 No.9923341 fuck lol, accidentally closed down my browser and killed the queue of images.. fuck it

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 19:48:59 2018 No.9923372 >>9923300 this is actually beautiful

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 20:07:34 2018 No.9923411 >>9923300 tfw neutrons have a half-life of 10 minutes...

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 20:16:50 2018 No.9923431 File: 3.31 MB, 3424x2152, At_The_Earths_Core_1_Digging_Machine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've tried demon, core, and screwdriver. I don't have my images properly organized. Someone else do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 20:36:05 2018 No.9923466 >>9923319 Holy fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 21:29:47 2018 No.9923534 >>9923319 average /sci/ poster desi

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 21:33:51 2018 No.9923546 File: 52 KB, 793x793, color test.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 21:34:53 2018 No.9923547 File: 110 KB, 657x539, average -sci- poster.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 21:36:40 2018 No.9923549 File: 149 KB, 1200x900, 1514769685424.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 21:37:54 2018 No.9923551 File: 11 KB, 659x352, brainlet meme.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 21:40:11 2018 No.9923554 File: 282 KB, 1231x1540, average narcissist.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 21:42:08 2018 No.9923557 File: 115 KB, 973x469, (8)_sci_-_Theoretically_if_this_were_to_happen_which_sun_wou_-_Science_&_Math_-_4chan_-_2018-02-03_23.02.45.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 21:43:14 2018 No.9923558 File: 123 KB, 555x241, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 21:44:34 2018 No.9923560 File: 163 KB, 862x1024, 1376192610503.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 21:46:50 2018 No.9923565 cunthammer

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 21:47:20 2018 No.9923566 File: 173 KB, 424x550, Fake-Science-779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 21:48:28 2018 No.9923568 File: 1.13 MB, 804x649, suits are stupid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 21:48:39 2018 No.9923569 File: 82 KB, 680x680, EFBC8599-DA9B-40CE-8012-BF952F900CD0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw too intelligent to be limited by my own intelligence

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 21:51:20 2018 No.9923570 File: 174 KB, 978x745, to smart too live.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 04:10:55 2018 No.9924010 File: 854 KB, 1603x1406, 1531539086957.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 04:38:34 2018 No.9924030 >>9923274 based

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 06:45:43 2018 No.9924154 >>9923554 is there a source for this lmao?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 07:17:00 2018 No.9924192 >>9923546 thisisnt real right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 07:22:23 2018 No.9924195 im not smart enough to understand this humor :(

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 07:28:54 2018 No.9924201 >>9924010 I like the "the black cocks seem bigger than the white cocks" one

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 15:11:51 2018 No.9924967 >>9923566 Evolution at it's finest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 15:46:12 2018 No.9925083 >>9924192 It is a troll image. I think it's based on the idea that women are able to percieve differences in colors that men cannot

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 17:00:02 2018 No.9925288 >>9923566 >Mercury.....

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 17:05:09 2018 No.9925304 >>9923546 1... 2... 3.. 4.. 5.5. 6.. 7.. 8.. 9.. 10.. 11.. 12.. 13... WEW I see 13 colors, that means I am retarded right

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 17:06:03 2018 No.9925307 >>9923546 Someone export this to Photoshop and tell us how many colors there really are, because I can only count 12 and I'm definitely not color blind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 17:07:03 2018 No.9925312 >>9925307 you cant see number 13? HAHA JOKES ON U

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 17:08:04 2018 No.9925315 >>9925307 >>9925312 >>9925304 >>9925304 t's an IQ test, high IQ people do not respond

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 17:09:40 2018 No.9925319 >>9925307 there are 20 colors in there. so yes, you are color blind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 17:15:01 2018 No.9925335 File: 2 KB, 513x329, twelve_colors.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9925307 here are the twelve colors in that image.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 17:22:10 2018 No.9925358 >>9923300 >bonded with 3 other protons in a hydrocarbon >bonded with 3 other protons >3 other protons >in a hydrocarbon why didn't he just say methane? shoulda said 2 other hydrocarbons imo, but I have autism

>>	Rick Wed Aug 8 17:27:26 2018 No.9925371 >>9923198 Why can't both achieve win condition? False dichotomy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 17:35:28 2018 No.9925393 File: 2.19 MB, 2500x3500, shimada.alice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9923300 wow

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 17:53:18 2018 No.9925424 File: 65 KB, 812x615, 12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9923546 I>>9923546 >>9924192 >>9925304 >>9925307

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 20:08:23 2018 No.9925626 >>9925335 kek >>9925424 thanks anon

>>	Παρόν Wed Aug 8 21:47:05 2018 No.9925784 File: 12 KB, 337x150, 1514401008367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9923300 Ένας kύριος έγραψε αυτό, kαι ένας μαθητής που μελετήθηkαν.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 8 22:23:17 2018 No.9925829 >>9924010 fucking lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 9 03:49:25 2018 No.9926237 File: 84 KB, 878x659, bretty gud birb loaf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9924010 ok this one got me. It's bretty gud.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 9 04:15:54 2018 No.9926258 >>9923560 Reminder that these retards control billions of dollars.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 9 04:22:46 2018 No.9926264 >>9923198 kek the meme was just to spicy for me. Is it biased to think that the intelligent one would win cause he could just smooth talk the guy to oblivion or does that not come with the intelligence shabang :?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 9 04:25:15 2018 No.9926266 File: 37 KB, 680x684, 354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9923300 I didn't expect these kind of feels

Anonymous Thu Aug 9 10:26:11 2018 No.9926628 [DELETED]

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Is Psychiatry a meme?

How can we improve diagnostic methods and medication in mental hospitals?

Even all the psychiatrists I've spoken too agreed that diagnosing in psychiatry is super woolly

Also general Psychiatry thread, report in doctors of /sci/

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 9 13:16:02 2018 No.9926894 >>9926264 retards are immune to smooth-talk

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 10 00:22:18 2018 No.9928158 >>9923560 and nothing of value was lost

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 10 00:39:48 2018 No.9928184 >>9923546 best troll, there's only 11 colors >violet >dark purple >blue >light blue >cyan >blue-green >green >green-yellow >yellow >orange >red

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 10 00:43:56 2018 No.9928190 >>9923300 >obiting beta particle HOOOOOLLLY SHIT that was amazing didn't even see that coming

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 10 00:53:54 2018 No.9928207 >>9923326 >implying the colloquial word "tangled" refers to the technical term "knotted" forced bad meme

>>	Miniature Spacecraft Fri Aug 10 01:21:32 2018 No.9928246 >>9923198 >Might be too intelligent to win The only real funny thing in this thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 10 19:19:30 2018 No.9929558 File: 468 KB, 500x495, 1528895926593.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9923560

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 10 19:51:09 2018 No.9929622 File: 63 KB, 980x310, Screen Shot 2018-08-10 at 7.50.14 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9923546 The answer was 12

Anonymous Fri Aug 10 20:06:51 2018 No.9929652

>>9929622
>writes it in java
wow, verbosity strikes again
learn a quicker language. i bet that would have taken you 2 hours to write if you didn't autocomplete everything in eclipse and have it fix your syntax errors

who's going to write the same thing in python with one third the number of characters?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 10 20:09:07 2018 No.9929657 >>9923304 What happened to that guy? I need details

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 10 20:20:18 2018 No.9929685 >>9923549 >lead us not into socialism Musk is literally a socialist. (Anarcho-syndicalist, in particular).

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 10 23:35:56 2018 No.9930029 >>9929652 who gives a shit about verbosity it gets compiled down anyway

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 11 01:04:21 2018 No.9930141 >>9925304 Yes, you are retarded because there are only 12.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 11 01:57:18 2018 No.9930203 File: 23 KB, 341x550, 1498106384576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 11 01:59:17 2018 No.9930205 File: 37 KB, 450x345, 1514679155861.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 11 10:43:04 2018 No.9930968 >>9929657 >>/sci/thread/S7562667

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 11 11:16:08 2018 No.9931032 >>9929652 >thinks 8 lines of code would take hours to write >suggests python as a replacement Project harder, brainlet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 11 11:36:25 2018 No.9931067 Python isn't compiled and java is compiled into a shitty jvm bytecode. One option is quicker and easier.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 11 15:46:26 2018 No.9931460 >>9923304 >>9923328 lul >>9923560 This shit real?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 11 16:25:40 2018 No.9931500 File: 187 KB, 858x715, slide rule.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 11 16:33:24 2018 No.9931508 File: 46 KB, 600x496, 1498183232916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9923274

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 11 16:47:49 2018 No.9931540 >>9929652 as math student who writes absolutely retarded academic code this looks pretty elegant desu

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 11 17:11:13 2018 No.9931572 >>9923560 sam altman isn't a billionaire he's only a single digit millionaire

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 11 19:40:46 2018 No.9931758 >>9923546 3

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 11 23:38:35 2018 No.9932132 File: 100 KB, 825x452, yes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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