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Scientifically, what is the fastest way to achieve my dream of being the fattest man in the world.

>> No.9921873

ask your mom lol

>> No.9921883
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>>9921867
This would be a good addition to my consumer collection, but unfortunately he is not pictured eating.

>> No.9921889

>>9921883
Pretty hilarious that someone actually goes out and enables these people to become fucking huge. Can you imagine having a child or bf/gf that "needs" to eat 25k+ kcal's a meal and you actually continue to feed them it?

It really makes you think.

>> No.9921896

>>9921889
someone posted once, that feeders are sadistic. I can get that. It got me thinking... and I can get it. It would be super cool to have a bloated human pet that is totally dependent on you - and if they piss you off you can reduce their food.

>> No.9921902

>>9921896
Lmao. I wonder what would happen if they were reduced to normal human consumption of like 2k kcals a day. With their already low energy from being fucking 700 lbs I imagine they would have the strength of a newborn and probably the sleeping habits too, if not worse.

>> No.9921912

>>9921902
ya. reducing their food could merely be the first step in the process.

but only if they piss you off.

>> No.9921917

>>9921912
Personally if I had a family member in that situation and I somehow got stuck with them I'd drop them to less than 3rd world intake and constantly belittle them until they developed anorexia, I'm sure it's healthier than being absurdly fat.

>> No.9921948

>>9921917
thats pretty nice of you. i'd probably just poison them to put them out of their misery.

>> No.9922036

>>9921867
Sugar, sugar, sugar
Fat, fat
Sugar, sugar, sugar
Fat, fat
Sugar, fat, sugar, fat
(repeat)

>> No.9922046

How tall are you? What are your current stats?

>> No.9922080

Just eat nothing but butter. I'm confident it's the most efficient source of energy by mass (and maybe price)

>> No.9923040

simple, just kill everybody heavier then you.....

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>>9921867
go to /fit/, BLOATMAXX, profit

>> No.9923136

>>9922080
you should eat lard instead. probably cheaper

>> No.9923221

>>9921902
There's an account of someone that weighed like 500-600 lbs and stopped eating for a year... Remember that the body consumes itself for that needed energy..

>> No.9923229

>>9921867
People think obese people are lazy but paradoxically they become the most hard working at eating, and are dedicated to their craft.

>> No.9923365

>>9921883
God I wish that were me.

>> No.9923506

>>9921867
Kill everybody fatter than you.

Move to a world where nobody else lives.

Decide that you live alone in a simulation and are in fact both the fattest and thinnest person in said world.

Eat huge quantities.

>> No.9923630

>>9921867
multiple tubs of ice cream each day will get you up there