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Anonymous Tue Jul 17 18:45:16 2018 No.9875104 [Reply] [Original]

>a dozen new moons added to Jupiter's harem
Why is he such a slut?

Anonymous Tue Jul 17 19:08:11 2018 No.9875147

There does seem to be a correlation to bodies of large gravity having more objects orbiting them. Jupiter has the second highest gravity in the system, second only to that of the sun itself. There’s also the theories out there that Jupiter is a failed star, and in being that it went on the road to becoming its own sun with orbiting planets but failed in presence of a more superior star.

Mind, none of that last part makes any sense to me, I’m just parroting that shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 19:11:25 2018 No.9875155 For all you mentally-sane people who think people who don't cite their sources are faggots, here's someone who cites their sources: https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/8zm3jc/researchers_discover_a_dozen_new_moons_of_jupiter/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 21:49:37 2018 No.9875457 File: 296 KB, 411x412, 121.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9875155 >reddit

Anonymous Tue Jul 17 21:50:40 2018 No.9875458

>>9875104

He's King Dick. He Comes to you as a bull, or a swan. He rapes them all and halfway through their reptilian/goddess brains kick in and they realize that they're actually lucky to have been pulled into his orbit, so they never rat him out because he actually gives them good dick.

His Inner Circle of bitches are constantly close to him, including the very smol Amalthea, one of his favorites because she's so sweet and puts up with the side bitches very well. His orbiters have orbiters and so there's all these Trojan bitches who are all starstruck at him and so they keep a respectful distance.

He's not perfect (he never became a star, after all), but he controls his turf. The solar system consists of the sun, himself, and assorted debris/sluts who need his dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 22:06:26 2018 No.9875483 >>9875457 Yes, Reddit cites its source so that a civilized discussion can happen, unlike memesters leaking from /pol/. Maybe once you stop giving to your faggot biases you'll realize that too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 22:17:32 2018 No.9875496 >>9875483 Nigger it's a fucking news that's a google away. Spoonfeeding has never been encouraged here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 22:29:41 2018 No.9875519 File: 136 KB, 680x541, very lmao.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9875496 >Spoonfeeding has never been encouraged here. inhale BRFLRLFLRHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA Let me guess, you say that right after having replied to a "prove me wrong" thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 23:12:07 2018 No.9875594 File: 812 KB, 600x600, 1466449137458.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9875483 >Reddit >civilized discussion can happen

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 23:14:08 2018 No.9875598 >>9875594 more than here by a large margin. >>9875483 there is always a new crop of 16 year olds who think it's the 'in' thing to fuck threads up when reddit is brought up. it's futile, trust me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 17 23:17:15 2018 No.9875603 >>9875598 get that reddit mod cock out of your mouth, fag

Anonymous Tue Jul 17 23:17:54 2018 No.9875605
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>>9875104
>>9875104
The god Jupiter was known for fucking literally anything in sight. Frankly I want to know what it would take to put Valetudo on a collision course with one of the other moons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:11:33 2018 No.9875828 There is not one person on reddit that I would ever listen to or take seriously

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 07:29:51 2018 No.9876183 >>9875828 Sure thing, buddy. Memers from /pol/ are so much more reliable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 16:02:39 2018 No.9877089 >>9876183 This but unironically

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 16:09:36 2018 No.9877106 >>9875147 >the virgin Jupiter vs the Chad sun

Anonymous Wed Jul 18 16:17:53 2018 No.9877129

>>9875147
It’s not a failed star. It’s way off from being a star. A failed star would be a brown dwarf. Stop bullying Jupiter. [s]hes king of the planets, not bitch of the stars.

>>9875104
I don’t recognize them as moons when they aren’t big enough to be gravitationally rounded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 16:24:31 2018 No.9877155 >>9875483 t. redditor scum

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 16:30:54 2018 No.9877165 >>9875155 >sources Reddit -> Engadget -> EurekAlert Someone does not know how to handle citations. Painful. And on /sci/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 16:58:41 2018 No.9877204 >>9875483 >>9875598 go back you fucking fags holy shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 17:01:29 2018 No.9877207 >>9875104 Implying Jupiter is a male with a girl in his harem and not a girl with beta orbiters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 17:48:26 2018 No.9877284 >>9877207 >implying it's not a girl with a Yuri harem

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 19:04:27 2018 No.9877430 >>9877165 >implying I was making a citation Someone does not know how to read English. Sad. And on /sci/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 22:28:57 2018 No.9877840 >>9875483 Christ, you sound like such a fag. Know how we know you need to go back? Because you automatically jump to yelling /pol/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 22:46:32 2018 No.9877871 >>9877129 a brown dwarf is just a large, hot gas giant

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 22:59:36 2018 No.9877894 >>9875104 It's all about gravity. You have that, you get what you want, satellite-wise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 19 00:40:12 2018 No.9878100 >>9877840 >t. /pol/tard

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 19 02:26:58 2018 No.9878231 >>9875483 Fuck off back there then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 19 02:34:34 2018 No.9878240 File: 179 KB, 1645x1080, c28.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jupiter chan a cute

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 19 03:00:16 2018 No.9878299 File: 224 KB, 1000x714, Jupiter-and-Earth-Size-Comparison.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why's Jupiter gotta be so scary m8's?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 19 05:22:37 2018 No.9878515 >>9878240 >Metallic hydrogen inside causes her to have a sadistic personality Does that mean she brutalises her moons? Amazing what you can learn in here, BTW.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 19 05:45:14 2018 No.9878549 File: 28 KB, 430x300, E31A9B05-9596-4666-A1F4-3CB56D3900EC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9875605 Would a such collision result in the formation of a ring?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 19 08:15:40 2018 No.9878753 >>9878549 Most likely yes. The impact would release an enormous amount of energy, reducing both moons to dust and plasma.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 19 08:34:10 2018 No.9878774 File: 370 KB, 900x907, Saturn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9878240 Not as cute as Saturn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 19 08:36:36 2018 No.9878780 >>9877106 >Jupiter >virgin >all but four of his moons are named after his lovers or rape victims (same thing in the mythology), on of these four being a boy lover Jupiter is no failed star, it's the Chaddest of all planets

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 19 14:31:02 2018 No.9879319 >>9875147 >theories out there that Jupiter is a failed star Jupiter would need to be like 12 times more massive to even be considered a failed star.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 19 19:09:55 2018 No.9879755 >>9878100 >t. reeetard

Anonymous Thu Jul 19 22:21:05 2018 No.9880089
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>>9879319

I saw a space video on youtube that stated it's mass was still so great that the orbital center of mass between it and the Sun was still outside of the Sun's surface.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 19 22:28:47 2018 No.9880095 >>9880089 That's also true for Saturn to be fair, but less dramatically.

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