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Fuck all that science shit /sci/!

If the bang theory is true, then how come every planet is round? DURP DURP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHhRUF5Vzos&feature=related

Rage/funny/whatever thread.

>> No.987227

Lost at the hammerhead sharks and evolution stuff. I hope he is trolling/retarded, otherwise fuck the human race.

>> No.987226

NO, THATS NOT HOW IT HAPPENED AT ALL.

>> No.987233

Do people seriously think evolution/the big bang works like that? Also what did the last spiel have to do with anything?

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Niggers on science:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USXMAQIdHu4&feature=related

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Niggers on science:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USXMAQIdHu4&feature=related

Why isn't things still evolving?

>> No.987239

>>987236
"Why aren't there half monkey half human hybrids today?"

-I'm looking at one. HAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.987248

Crocoduck is still the champion of retarded theist debates.

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>>987224

>> No.987275

>>987220

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>> No.987279

>>987236


Aww I feel bad for him. He doesn't seem like a nigger, just ignorant of certain facts about natural selection.

>> No.987282

bump

>> No.987283
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>>987275
Hilarious.

>> No.987287

>>987279
Gtfo nigger. He spewed some of the most nonsensical shit out of his mouth. He could have Google'd the answers in five minutes.

/r/ing this so called 'crocoduck'

>> No.987299

>>987287
Kirk Cameron must stupid stupid to have ever stupided
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az8k0uzQ6sA

>> No.987301
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987301

>Wind
>In space

>> No.987303

Jesus Christ, Protestants are hilarious.

>> No.987307
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Watch the full debate between Bananaman/Crocoduck man vs reasonable atheists.

The best part is when Crocoduck brings out his Crocoduck photo and one of the atheists is like "Oh God."

Here is one of the vids. Find part one somewhere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Ll2WPFxyk&NR=1&feature=fvwp

>> No.987312

>>987307
Here's the first:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDUBfRSf63w&feature=channel

>> No.987327

>>987312
Ray Comfort is a stupid fuck. Do not give him attention.

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>>987312
I'm up to 2b, and he has yet to give anything close to proof. Basically just "because the ten commandments are right then so is good!"

Flawless logic Mr. Bananaman.

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Quack.

>> No.987431

I asked Jesus for a new bicycle and I didn't get one - then I realized that is not how he works - so I stole one and begged his forgiveness.

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>>987224
Retards.

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987461

Retard.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6EmOQLf25s&feature=related

Jesus tapdancing christ /sci/

>> No.987472

So stupid it's hilarious.

>> No.987474

Once again, Kirk demonstrates that a) he doesn't understand evolution, and that the Big Bang theory is not related to the Theory of Evolution, and b) he doesn't listen... Only theists claim that everything came out of nothing.

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>>987474
Fuck you.

>> No.987489

How can you believe a complex being such as a human can come up through these so called evolutionary stages that started from dirt.

Is it that hard to accept the FACT that human just pop out of existence in one day?

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987496

>Claims DNA is digital information.
>My face.
>I am a lion.

>> No.987505

>>987496
>implying digital information can't be in base 4

>> No.987516

inb4 implying clusterfuck

>> No.987512

>>987505
>Implying you can have digital information without something digital to begin with.

>> No.987514

>>987496
>DNA
>Digital Nano-technological Algorithm.

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>>987514

>> No.987526

>>987512
>implying digital means something other than being stored in something discrete instead of continuous

>> No.987543

>>987526
>implying DNA works in a discrete way.

>> No.987548

>>987543
>implying nitrogenous bases are continuous

>> No.987550

Old lady gets pissed off at Ray Comfort and probably crapped her pants at 1:50

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATfD1_9NBDU&NR=1

>> No.987552
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987552

GOD DAMN YOU!!
Did you know HOW MUCH TIME I used to develop this theory of Gravity?! DO YOU?! Well come on!! That's right, I become a fucking basement dweller because of it!
And this is how you FUCKING FUTURE GENERATION appreciate me?! By not teaching the SCIENTIFIC METHOD in SCHOOL?!
Why did the Earth round? Hey, fuck YOU!

>> No.987554

>>987552
Guy from OP's video here.

Sorry, I'm a cocksucker.

>> No.987561

>>987552
>Did you know HOW MUCH TIME I used to develop this theory of Gravity?! DO YOU?! Well come on!! That's right, I become a fucking basement dweller because of it!
>That's right, I become a fucking basement dweller because of it!
>become a fucking basement dweller because of it!
>become a fucking basement dweller
>implying Newton had a life

>> No.987563

>>987552
Became, not become.

>> No.987566

>>987224
bwahahahaha lolololol omg how can anyone can be so fucking stupid

>> No.987569

>>987561
>>987563
Sorry about that. I was raging just now. I typed everything that first appeared in my head.

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987572

>Crocoduck doesn't exist, therefore God exists.
>Reasonable argument as to why that is stupid.
>I am disappoint.

>> No.987574

>>987569
Forgiven.

>> No.987587

valid points (as promised at the start of the video)

the big bang was actually caused by a giant rock

comets (and some of that shit) are not round

hammerhead sharks have eye erections

muslims and jews use youtube


ohh you hate your own family..

>> No.987588

>>987455
>>987457
>>987461
Ahh.... ye olde mighty crocoduck argument. Thanks for reminding me that.

>> No.987595

>>987587
>the big bang was actually caused by a giant rock
Implying singularity has a size

>> No.987600

>...science shit...

I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEBODY RECORDED THEMSELVES SAYING THAT AND THEN POST IT ON THE INTERNET USING A COMPUTER.

>> No.987628

>You think you're better than your family

Why, yes. It's evolution, baby!

>> No.987677

So he thinks that everything all came at once...in the big bang.

HURRRRRRR

>> No.987709

One word:

ARRRRGGGGHHHHH

>> No.987728

>fuck this science shit
>saying that to a scientifically developed microphone installed in a scientifically made camera, wearing clothes, the making of which was helped by scientists, wearing glasses the presence of which is directly related to science
>fuck this science shit

>> No.987755

so the point of this thread is that people are morons?

what else is new?

>> No.987772

healthy dose of laugh at the retard

>> No.987777

>>987755
Maybe that we're facing the new Dark Ages where morons like these are in charge of things.

I am afraid that the end of humanity is nigh.

>> No.987791

>>987777
You wanted democracy? Now pay for it.

>> No.987803

i died a little on the inside

>> No.987957

lol, this is awesome. I wish I knew people this stupid, could be fun to fuck with them

>> No.988071

>>987957

>implying Stone Commander couldn't kill you with his pinky

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>>987957
>>988071

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>>988077
Use the updated version.

>> No.988123

>>988114
die in a fire

>> No.988171

The FUCK is this! How do these people still exist??

>> No.988197

>>988114
>>988077

wut

>> No.988231

>>988114

wat

>> No.990167

Ok.