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9841329 No.9841329 [Reply] [Original]

Fuck the mammal biology. Fuck our bodies. FUCK THIS BODY.

What is the one thing you hate about the mammal/human body, anon? Every anon gets to say one.

>> No.9841386

Midgets. God why do midgets exist. Why would you ever breed such a thing. It's like it was born to suffer.

>> No.9841391

Shit lungs.

>> No.9841395

>>9841329
Small desensitized penis

>> No.9841396

>>9841386
Peter Dinklage is a pimp, fuck you.

>> No.9841400

Not enough arms, desu.

I only came in the thread to see if that cat really had docked ears.

>> No.9841495

>>9841329
So fucking physically weak. We're shit compared to other mammals or like fucking crocodiles.

>> No.9841507

Mammals are so shit compared to birds:

>weak lungs
>gay eyes
>inefficient oversized brains
>clunky overweight bones
>can't fly for shit or run fast bipedally
>rotten shitty teeth

Birds are the masterrace.

>> No.9841509

male nipples

>> No.9841514

>>9841386
t. Tywin Lannister

>> No.9841518

>>9841514
>gayme of goys
>>>/tv/eddit

>> No.9841524

>>9841495
Gorillas eat fucking fruit, absolutely no meat, and are like 10 times stronger than us, BULLSHIT.

And I think crocodiles can't die of old age right?

>> No.9841767

>>9841329
>Cant regenerate lost teeth.
Has to be the worst one.

>> No.9842063

>>9841329
Mammals make tits possible. Mammals are therefore the best.

>> No.9842074

The worst part of this retarded useless meat body is that it depreciates in value like a car rather than grow in value with the market like a house.

>> No.9842075

>>9841329
Nothing. Mammals are based.
It would be kind of cool to have pistol shrimp, or squid eyes just to see how different it would be, but generally I won the genetic lottery.

>> No.9842354

this neverending thirst for the oposite gender's genitals to the point you cannot fully commit to any other activity. but that affects morethan just mammalsi guess

>> No.9842357

Mammals seem to have overall weaker regenerative capacity relative to stuff like newts and salamanders

>> No.9842475

>>9841329
Dangling nutsacks right between the thighs.
Who thought this was a good idea?

Oh! And that trachea only protected by flimsy cartilage... >baka

>> No.9842709

Same hole for breathing and eating / drinking. How retarded is that?!?

>> No.9842913

>>9842709

Plus different waste paths for excretion. Piss all your water out? gtfo.

>> No.9843761

>>9842913
This, and also same hole for piss and semen. WHAT THE FUCK WAS ALLAH THINKING?!?

>> No.9843784

>>9842709
Well actually oraphaces for breathing and eating are separated, nose is primary for breathing but it`s connected to mouth so we use our mouths too, canals for air and food diverge to trachea and esophagus respectively

>> No.9845837

>only seeing light from 400-750 nm
>why live

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>>9841507
>Over sized brain
>Criticism
How else would you expect us to be so intelligent? Brain size correlates with intelligence as much as the pin heads on /sci/ hate to admit.
>INB4 Muh Einstein
Einstein had a noticeably larger parietal lobe than the average German Einstein was surrounded by.

>> No.9845859

>>9841329
>Mammals age much quicker compared to reptiles and aging is much more noticable.

Fuck man i wish i could reverse ageing by fucking a chick like those jellyfish

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>>9845858

>> No.9845867
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>>9845862

>> No.9845870

>>9841329
Why we are cool sweaty bipedal hairless monkeys that look cool and make cool stuff like rockets and central banking system to profit the top percentage what's so bad about us.

>> No.9845887

>>9845858
What the fuck is up with this image? Isn't the parietal operculum responsible for mathematical visio-spatial reasoning?

>> No.9847473

>>9841524
They have tiny fucking penises though

>> No.9848518

>>9841767
yup this takes the cake
>>9842075
see above

>> No.9848527

>>9845867
>China/East Asia
You'rd a fool if you believe that

>> No.9848529

>>9841329
>mammals
>glands are our MO
gross

>> No.9848605

>>9841329
Teeth don't regrow

>> No.9848693

Blood and veins, as they make us so fragile.

>bump into something sharp
>die

>> No.9848705

That my my bowels, reproductive organs(female) and bladder are all next to eachother. So if one gets fucked up, the whole region malfunctions. PROOF WE ARE NOT INTELLIGENT DESIGN. ALSO I'M CONSTIPATED.

>> No.9848709

Anyone here ever try not taking a shower for a month?
I was homeless for a short period of time in my 20's and after I got back to reality I felt like I was wearing a suit over my body
Make no mistake, this piece of shit body is a thousand times worse if you don't wash it on the daily

>> No.9848773

sleep sucks

>> No.9848890

>>9848773
This

>> No.9848901

>>9848705
true of males as well. when I get too constipated my prostate gets inflamed and swollen, which makes my urethra burn

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>>9848901

>> No.9849003

>>9841329
Anything to do with the mouth. Teeth that need maintenance, bad breath, the fact that we communicate, eat and breathe from the same hole. Imagine how awesome it would be if you could just grab a handful of slob every morning, stick it in your arm and go through the day. Also you could talk without having to stop and breathe and you would never choke on food

>> No.9849448

>>9842709
anon if you've been breathing through your mouth this whole time I....I dont know what to say...

Chances are you're fucking ugly

>> No.9849628

All fleshy parts are objectively garbage, where can I sign up for robotic limb/sensory organ replacements?

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>>9845867
>IQ
Stop

>> No.9849822

>>9848605
seconded, don't have to sac anything for that it just never stopped us from having kids so we get shafted

>> No.9849831

>>9845870
exactly, tell me of another animal that has made shit like the rocket or cars and computers and shit.

>> No.9849837

>>9841396
>actor worship
You are pathetic

>>9841329
Having balls on the outside of the body. They are an extremely vulnerable exposed weak spot, and they can make sleeping at night uncomfortable in hot environments.

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>>9843761
Three engineers were having a theological argument about the nature of god. The first said "God must be an electrical engineer. Just look at your nervous system!" The second engineer said "no, God must be a mechanical engineer. Look at your bones and joints!". The third engineer said " You're both idiots. God is clearly a civil engineer." The first two engineers looked at the third in confusion. He elaborated: "Who else would put a sewage pipeline right through the primary recreation area?'

>> No.9850114

>>9847473
Who gives a shit?

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>>9841329
Pain. Pic related has the right idea.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Pearce_(philosopher)