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9838937 No.9838937[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>What are you studying?
>Math
>Cool, what's 82 times 65?

>> No.9838938

>what are you studying?
>comp sci
>oh cool, can you hack facebook?

>> No.9838942

>>OP
>what are you studying?
>engineering
>[obligatory gay joke]

>> No.9838943

>What are you studying?
>Astronomy
>Cool, can you tell me my zodiac? I'm a saggitarius.

>> No.9838946

>what are you studying
>chemistry
>oh, cool, can you make me some LSD

>> No.9838948
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9838948

>What are you studying?
>Electrical Engineering
>Nice, can you make my TV run on a AA battery?

>> No.9838951

>What are you studying?
>Chemistry
>Oh cool. Drink plenty of <span class="math">H_{2}O[/spoiler]

>> No.9839173

>what are you studying
>any stem major
>oh so you're a virgin?

>> No.9839175

based bot poster

>> No.9839185

5330
2 digit number multiplication becomes really easy with practice

>> No.9839252

>>9839185
Also a giant waste of time to anyone who does it regularly and owns a calculator

>> No.9839262

>>9839252
actually faster than inputting numbers

>> No.9839287
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9839287

>What are you studying?
>Electrical engineering
>Cool, so you like sucking cock with the lights on?

>> No.9839330

>what are you studying?
>Physics
>uh, what's a physic??

>> No.9839333

>what are you studying?
>Math
>So you're like one of those guys from The Big Bang Theory, right? Bazango XD

>> No.9839336
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9839336

>What are you studying?
>Biology
>Cool, hay why do I have a rash?

>> No.9839339
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9839339

>>9839333

>> No.9839340
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9839340

>What are you studying?
>agricultural engineering
>you mean like wheat and shit?

>> No.9839371
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9839371

>> No.9839585

>What are you studying?
>Physics
>Oh cool, can you solve for the trajectory of an electron through a constant electric field given its initial velocity?

>> No.9839711

>>9839585
This is trivial to do numerically. :^)

>> No.9839745

>What are you studying?
>Mathematics and Statistics
>Oh cool, what's the population of Sydney right now?

>> No.9839747

>>9839262
>Advertising how slow you are at typing

>> No.9839779

>What are you studying?
>Biochemistry
>what the fuck is that?

>> No.9839784

>What are you studying?
>Literature
>Why the fuck are you on this board?

>> No.9839803

>>9839585
I don't think you got the joke. That's trivial to do for anyone who has completel high school Physics. OP is asking for things no major of their subject actually knows - like math majors being able to do arithmetics.

>> No.9839819

>>9838948
but that's fitting

>> No.9839820

>>9839779
Uh hey dude I just wanted to ask if it's worth studying that

>> No.9839829

>What are you studying?
>Medicine
>Ohh thats cool, are you free tomorow?

>> No.9839870

>>9838948
yea it can theoretically. just connect converter from the cells output, tune it to 12A, plug that shit on tv. done

>> No.9839904

>>9838937
Actually really easy.

>> No.9839913

>>9838937
5120

>> No.9839978

>>9838946
I hope you can, otherwise it's not going very well

>> No.9839984
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9839984

>What are you studying?
>Statistics
>Ohh nice wanna go to a casino tomorrow?

>> No.9839992 [DELETED] 
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9839992

>What are you studying?
>engineering
>Cool, how's underemployment

>> No.9840003

>what are you studying?
>about to graduate with phd in computer engineering
>oh and what will you be doing at your new job?
>R&D for military satellites
>oh so like making websites?

>> No.9840005

>>9839984
lmao this is actually chad though

>> No.9840048

>>9839870
No, don't be stupid. You can't get enough power from an AA battery to a full size TV.

>> No.9840053
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9840053

>>9840048
Just like connect like a bunch of AA batteries together dude
I thought you were an electrical engineer?

>> No.9840231

>what are you studying?
>petroleum engineering
>what the fuck is that?

>> No.9840235
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9840235

>>9838937
> What are you studying?
> Physics
> cool, BAZINGA! WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB amirite?

>> No.9840240

>>9839784
Why the fuck are you on this board?

>> No.9840303

>>9839287
*puts lights on*
i hope you're ready anon ;)

>> No.9840309

>what are you studying?
>maths
>cool, so you want to be a teacher?

>> No.9840322

>>9840231
>what are you studying?
>petroleum engineering
>oh, so are you going to phase out fossil fuels for safe green energy?

>> No.9840325

>>9840048
no, lawyers should stay off from /sci/. get out this is my board reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.9840327
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9840327

>What are you studying?
>Mechanical Engineering
>oh radical dude, so you like cars? can you come and fix mine?

i fucking hate cars

>> No.9840340

>what do you study?
>math
>...
>...
>so are you gonna get me the cup of coffee?

>> No.9840344

>>9838937
Were you expecting them to ask about your most recent course? Do you want them to? Is it that you can't calculate 82 times 65?

>> No.9840745
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9840745

>>9840340
when I ask someone what are they studying or what they studied, the math fags and physics tard always answer confidently and then wait and look at me for a reaction or something.

however, when I ask a cs or software enginering guy, they answer casually and then change the subject.

>> No.9840753

>>9840344
It's that they don't realise how complex and hard the field is. They are diminishing me by asking such a simple to understand question. I hate it when normies don't respect or understand the amount of genius someone like me has put into my science field.

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9840779

>What are you studying

>economics

>do you keep kosher?

>> No.9840784

>What are you studying
>Computer engineering
>Oh so you're smart lol
That's the most common one

>> No.9840795
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9840795

>What are you studying?
>Electrical Engineering
>Cool, can you help me wire my house?

>> No.9840815
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9840815

>>9840005
>statistics
>chad

>> No.9840824

>>9838938
>what are you studying?
>comp sci
>oh cool, can you fix my computer for free?

>> No.9840834
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9840834

>>9840815

>> No.9840843

>what are you studying?
>hogwarths

>> No.9840845

>>9838937
>What are you studying?
>Physics
>You remind me of my [Insert Relative Here]
Anybody else get this?

>> No.9840857

>oh, you study math?
>yeah, it's quite challenging!
>hehe true, I barely passed calc last semester..
>ah yeah, it was pretty hard! Anyways, wanna grab a cup of coffee?
>Sure anon, you're pretty cool!
>*me grinning, knowing that I packed earlier some 'doms in my wallet* Swell

>> No.9840877

>>9838937
>What are you studying?
>Chemical engineering
>Oh, that sounds hard. I hated chemistry in high school

>> No.9840892

>>9838937
5330

>> No.9841087

>>9840845
>what are you studying?
>electric engineering

>oh just like Ahmir!

I want to fucking die. Ahmir is a fucking no-brain that wants money to buy gold muslim praying carpets and a race car

>> No.9841106

>What are you studying?
>Engineering
>Drop kicks me, stomps my face in, and spits on me as people surround me and laugh.

>> No.9841110

>>9841087
who the fuck is ahmir

>> No.9841148

>what are you studying?
>nothing
>oh so where do you work?

>> No.9841150
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9841150

>what are you studying?
>paleontology
>oh, like dinosaurs?
>I'm an invertebrate paleontologist actually
>oh, you study...*thinking noises*...bugs?
sure, let's go with that

>> No.9841160
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9841160

>What are you studying?
>Aerospace engineering
>ooooh so you're like a rocket scientist LOOOOOOOOL

>> No.9841262

>>9841160
>like: preposition having the same characteristics or qualities as
>rocket scientist
>aerospace engineer

Yep, checks out.

>> No.9841267

>>9840303
*Snap*

>> No.9841295

>>9841267
*schlips*
;^ }

>> No.9841296

>>9840240
Because it's cool

>> No.9841303

>>9839371
Thanks, this was the final push I needed to kill myself.

>> No.9841307

>>9840824
Jesus christ this

>Anon, you're an IT guy right?

The worst part is that I actually can fix their computer, but you must never let them know

>> No.9841323

>what are you studying?
>materials science and engineering
>so, what all is that?
What the FUCK people it's not that hard to figure out

>> No.9841333

>>9841323
so explain it to them then

>> No.9841422

>>9840845
>Anybody else get this?
Uh, no.

>> No.9841426

>>9838951
At least they don't say "H20"

>> No.9841444

>>9841160
Honestly I get

>what are you studying
>Aerospace Engineering
>NASA HUH
>YOU GO NASA
>NASA NASA GO YOU GO NASA RIGHT NOW
>HAHAAHAHAH NASA?

which I mean it's warranted, but a gross oversimplification

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9841448

>What are you studying?
>Industrial Engineering
>Oh, one of my friends studies business too!

>> No.9841453
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9841453

>>9841444
Checked, nice trips anon. My friends nicknamed me NASA, i don't really mind it and kinda like it. Someone once told my class that I was like a real life Sheldon Cooper kek

>> No.9841462

>>9839262
You're full of shit

>> No.9841464

>>9841448
get rekt

>> No.9841468

>What are you studying?
>Annoying people.
>What are you studying?
...

>> No.9841475

>>9839252
Take the calculator away and if you cant do maths then youre a sick excuse of a mathematition. This is most modern college students btw.

>> No.9841482

>What are you studying?
>LSD microdosing
> yo dawg hit me with that pipe of yours

>> No.9841515
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9841515

>>9838937
0, in [math]\mathbb{F}_2[/math]

>> No.9841551

>>9838946

if I was a billionaire I would have chemists working in a self funded laboratory working on microdosing stuff

>> No.9841553

>What are you studying?
>Pharmacy
>Oh hey so you can give me weed right?????

>> No.9841702

>>9840309
This one it's soo fucking annoying

>> No.9841726

>>9838937
this makes me mad

>> No.9841758

> What are you studying?
> Industrial design
> Oh cool, so you can sew a dress for my wedding!

>> No.9841766

>>9839829
Ohh I get the joke. It’s because medicine is filled with Stacies

>> No.9841771

>>9838937
5330.

>> No.9841888

"An Integer"

>> No.9841917

>>9841766
No fag. Medicine has awful work hours

>> No.9841929

>>9841917
this, plus you have to deal with patients and often work in a hospital

>> No.9841946

>>9841106
You weren’t supposed to post your fetish

>> No.9841947

>>9838937
>What are you studying
>Quantum field theory
>Cool, so [incomprehensible stream of gibberish, woo and bazinga]

>> No.9841952

>>9838937
>what are you studying?
>medicine
>Cool, I was having a headache last night, no other symptoms, what DISEASE do I have?

>> No.9841954
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9841954

>>9841160
This angers me

>> No.9841955

>>9841296
I was kidding

>> No.9842059

>>9840877
This but physics

>> No.9842118
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9842118

>What are you studying?
>Engineering
>Oh, that explains why you're at this Pride Rally

>> No.9842129
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9842129

>>9840231
>>9840322
sup fgts

>> No.9842154

>>9841160
>>9841444
At least they have an idea of what you do. Try getting into theoretical physics where you give up and say quantum mechanics applied to blank whenever someone asks

>> No.9842164

>>9839173
Delet this

>> No.9842251

>>9838946
Sooo, can you?

>> No.9842681

>>9839820
No idea. Doing a doctorate and get 27k a year from uni. Am poor as fuck.

>> No.9842684

>>9839820
27k netto Btw. Do 2k+ spendable income a month

>> No.9842867

>>9841464
At least we have jobs, ME/EE/ChemE are dead

>> No.9842870
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9842870

>>9838937
>What are you studying?
>Statistics
>Oh can you like win the lottery??

>> No.9842874

>>9841551
>working on microdosing stuff
way to be vague

>> No.9843033

>>9838937
Do you have to be able to do that kind of stuff in your head to be a math major? My math is at a 6th grade level (I'm serious) and I've been sort of wondering if I shouldn't just pick up a trade and die at the ripe old age of 65.

Like, what research is there in math for people who don't have that sort of autistic capability? Do you often use calculators? Do your math skills for multidigit operations ever improve naturally, or do you need to learn special tricks?

>> No.9843107

>>9838937
is this a "things that never happened" thread?

>> No.9843126

>>9840048
you can with enough of them you absolute retard

>> No.9843210

>>9841333
Explaining got old after the third person

>> No.9843227

>>9843210
How do you answer that question without explaining it?

>> No.9843231

>>9843227
"pretty much everything"
"don't worry about it"
"making new materials"

>> No.9843233

>>9843231
So when meeting new people, 2/3rd of the time you sound like a complete sperglord. Got it.

>> No.9843244

>>9841110
He is a fucking no-brain that wants money to buy gold muslim praying carpets and a race car.

>> No.9843308
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9843308

>>9843233
Yeah if that interpretation makes you happy, sure. I really don't bring up school that often and it's very unlikely bringing it up when meeting somebody because I have more to my life than school.

>> No.9843363

>>9840824
>>what are you studying?
>>combinatorial algorithms

no favors asked

>> No.9843370

>>9843363
>what are you studying?
>oh, no, i'm just a business major
>oh, wanna party?

>> No.9843403

> what’re you studying?
> finance
> wow you’re gonna be rich!

>> No.9844822

>>9838937
>What are you studying?
>Gender studies
>Fucking faggot, pick a real major
This is unironically an accurate statement

>> No.9844867
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9844867

>>9840053
>>9843126

>>9838948 said "a AA battery" not "AA batteries"

>> No.9845139

>>9844867
Can't you just make a better AA battery for it?

>> No.9845285

>>9838937
5330

>> No.9845358

>>9839585
So this is what autism looks like

>> No.9845364

>>9839585
I, too, attend community college.

>> No.9845365

>>9839829
This good joke actually

>> No.9845371

>>9840745
>integrates by farts
That caught me off guard.
Bravo.

>> No.9845606
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9845606

>>9838937
>What are you studying?
>Engineering
>Oh, yeah, that explains a lot.

>> No.9845795

>>9843033
No you don't. OP attached the image because being able to do two digit multiplication in your head is not something most mathematicians are able to do

>> No.9845816

>What are you studying?
>Statistics
>What is the probability that I die tomorrow

>> No.9845849 [DELETED] 

>>9839585
literally just a circle

>> No.9845851

>oh, so what do you study?
>sociology, ... would you like fries with that?
>yes and make it quick

>> No.9845854

>what are you studying?
>biology
>oh cool, can you take a look a this rash on my asshole? its very itchy

>> No.9845855

>>9839585
literally just a spiral

>> No.9846693

>>9839803
I was a math major and I can do arithmetic, people who can't are brainlets desu.

>> No.9846696

>>9845854
Are you me?

>> No.9846701

>what are you studying
>math
>are you gonna become a math teacher?

>> No.9846704

>>9845364
You certainly did not attend your English class.

>> No.9847022

>>9846704
That's grammatically correct you goddamn brainlet
>I, too, attend community college
>I too attend community college
>I attend community college too
>I attend community college, too
You are but an uneducated swine.

>> No.9847029

>>9841475
this x1000

>> No.9847031

>what are you studying
>math
>so you know advanced calculus?

>> No.9847033
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9847033

>>9839913

>> No.9847803

>>9840745
>integrates by farts
>refers to variables as 'she'
>rounds to nearest dozen
can't fucking breathe, whoever made this needs a nobel prize

>> No.9847832

>So what did you study?
>Biomedical Science
>Isn't that just for people who couldn't pass the entrance exam for med school?

Happened to me at a fucking job interview yesterday.

>> No.9847890

>>9838946
>oh, cool , can you make meth like Walter White?

>> No.9848100

>>9839585
Yes, I fucking can.

>> No.9848143

>>9838937
>what are you studying?
>Biology
>Oh, so you are gonna retry the med test next year?

>> No.9848163

>>9838937
Thatz 80 minus 63

>> No.9848170

>>9838943
Absolutely disgusting

>> No.9848305

>>9841453
The best part is Sheldon Cooper is the least likely of the crew to work at NASA ;)

>> No.9848308

>>9842154

Actually I majored in both Aero and Physics, thankfully I got a job in Aero because it was hard keeping up with the

>what do you do, anon
>Aerospace Engineering and Physics actually
>oh
>*smile

>> No.9848313

>>9848305
>implying nasa wouldn't hire him just to launch him into the sun

>> No.9848318

>>9841551
>microdosing
Your money would be better spent on sugar pills

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9848328

>>9840309
Every time

>> No.9848355

>>9838937
>what’s 62 times 85
“A solved problem” ;^)

>> No.9848459

>>9845795
surely most mathematicians are capable of that, even if it takes 30 seconds or so. I can understand if you meant they can't do it on command with other people around who expect you to rattle it off pressuring you.

>> No.9848461

>>9839984
You should at least be able to develop a nice betting strategy to internet the normies with.

>> No.9848477

>>9842870
>not responding with "Yeah, just buy all the tickets."

>> No.9848520

>>9845855
>electron trajectory in electric field
>spiral
surely this is bait

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9848610

>>9840231
>what are you studying
>petroleum engineering

>> No.9848641

>>9847029
Uhh what's this x1000? I think I need a calculator.

>> No.9848645

>>9847031
Well? Do you?

>> No.9848647

>>9847832
Regardless of whether you were a premed or not, biomedical science is definitely a field with this stereotype. You knew this when deciding your major, right?

>> No.9848649

>>9847890
The answer to that is to look around and whisper "yes" into their ear.

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9848856

>>9838937
>What are you studying?
>History
>Why?

>> No.9848860

>>9839711
Analytically even.

>> No.9848866

I do unironically do this ironically

>> No.9849006

>>9840857
what

>> No.9849021

>>9841160
So how does 5.5 minus one equal 8?

>> No.9849050

>>9847022
>that's grammatically correct
you're the only brainlet here, chump.

>> No.9849084

>>9838937
>be me
>laying with a cute girl in bed
>talking about random stuff
>ask for her favourite number
>she does not know the prime factorization
>I start computing it for her
>take like 30 fucking seconds

Imagine how cool it would have been if I could factorize it in half a second. God fucking damn. Some afternoon I'll take a break from analysis to learn arithmetic tricks so that this shit does not happen again.

>> No.9849480

>>9849084
>be me
>laying with a cute girl in bed
fake and gay

>> No.9849495
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[ERROR]

>>9839340

>> No.9849521

>>9840877
classic

>> No.9849529

>>9842867
>source: my ass
inb4 butthurt

>> No.9849539

>>9848649
r*ddit fuck off

>> No.9849648

>what are you studying?
>linguistics
>oh cool, how many languages do you speak?

never actually happened to me IRL but linguists complain about it a lot
also I speak five, thanks for asking

>> No.9849669
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[ERROR]

why though

>> No.9849675

>>9848610
>monkey face
how appropriate

>> No.9849678

>>9849669
Watch the speculating intel video.
BSD lead dev Theo discovers that intel fucked their processors from the ground and that "hyper threading" is by all intents and purposes broken and unfixable untl the next gen CPUs.
Then one autist in the Q&A sections spergs out like you couldn't believe.
I laughed my ass off.

>> No.9849681

>>9849678
ye I have seen it already
fairly low voices for a long time during presentation then suddenly loud argument about I guess preemptive mitigations being bad (?)

>> No.9849686

>>9849681
The guy screaming was a FreeBSD representative,you know the ones that embraced CoC(code of conduct)and the fellow SJW in their community.
The guy was very apologetic afterwards when the resident SJW chick game him the look.

>> No.9849701

>>9839371
this is actually my favorite meme of all time

>> No.9849705

>>9840309
>tfw when this meme is true

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>> No.9849757

>>9841475
If your maths involves lots of numbers you're probably still in primary school

>> No.9849818

>>9849648
How could linguists possibly be upset about this? If people asked any other question I'd be surprised.

>> No.9849833

>>9849818
Because the subject matter involves studying languages, not necessarily learning to speak them. It's like asking a physicist how good he is at throwing darts.

>> No.9849862

>>9845854
>>9846696
If someone seriously asked me that, I ´d just tell them to let that rash air out and rub some coconut oil on it daily for a few days.

>> No.9849891

>>9848645

>tfw I only did analysis and spent an entire semster learning single variable calc

>> No.9849904

>>9849833
The general public has no idea what a linguist does. Even if your physics analogy is accurate, asking a physicist that is ridiculous since people have a vague understanding of what they do in the first place.

>> No.9850001

>>9841148
>where do you work?
>yes

>> No.9850577

>>9849904
I don't think the vague general public understanding for physics is that much greater than linguistics desu. People know they study languages, just not exactly what that entails.

It's not like it's some deeply upsetting social problem, just a slightly annoying stereotype.

Or maybe people are just confused because the military calls their interpreters "linguists". Beats me.

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>>9840857
That's some nice fanfiction you got there, buddy. Tell me, how many people clapped in the Olive Garden?

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>>9840824
Holy fuck the amount of times I've gotten this.

>> No.9852280

>>9850577
Would "what's your favorite language?" Be a better question?

>> No.9852303

>What are you studying?
>Japanese
>"So you're a pedophile?"

>> No.9852314

>>9852303
yes, my son

>> No.9853436

>>9852280
I guess, although again this depends on subfield.
Language typologists probably have picked a favorite language out of the hundreds that they're familiar with, but some linguists never leave the bounds of their mother tongue in their research, so they wouldn't know.

>> No.9853691

>>9840231
Once you graduate and (MAYBE) have a job you'll realize you'll just say this

>Hey Anon what do you do?
>I'm an engineer in oil & gas

Either response will be
>oh ok cool
>oh so you must make a lot of money (we do)

>> No.9853770

>>9841453
>claims to not care about money but lives in poverty
??????