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9833309 No.9833309 [Reply] [Original]

If there's a delta for every epsilon, why am I still alone?

>> No.9833334

>>9833309
Because that delta male is for every epsilon bitch

>> No.9833357

>>9833309
Maybe because your epsilon/delta ratio is out of whack.
You need to put a bound on that ratio.
I recommend that you offer to eat the whole ass (Lipschitz condition)

>> No.9833361

>>9833309
because you're an infinitesimal, not even an epsilon

>> No.9833363

Because you’re not an Epsilon. You’re a Beta.

>> No.9833366

>>9833363
This is the only valid answer.

>> No.9833380

>>9833309
mating is an exchange of value. a mating transaction consists of a female exchanging the rights to her body for the right of being socially associated with a man of value. a woman's mating value is determined by her physical appearance; basically markers of health and quality genes. a man's value is determined by his relative social value within a given hierarchy. humans naturally arrange into hierarchies no matter what domain(s) they are active in. the domains of mathematics and engineering are incredibly low social value domains, despite being extremely economically useful to modern civilization. the economic value is non-debatable, however the social value is collectively determined by a culture's participants. it's unfortunate that the social and economic value of these critically useful domains share an inverse relationship, but this is the reality, at least in the United States.

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9833411

>>9833380
>actually thinking this

>> No.9833421

>>9833309
What if you're the delta?

>> No.9833423

>>9833411
nice cope. change your major to finance while you still can.

>> No.9833429

>>9833309
Cause u da dirach delta bih

>> No.9833430

>>9833411
>actually thinking that people fall in love unconditionally and selflessly

>> No.9833431

>>9833363
this

>> No.9833438

Because the smaller the epsilon, the harder the delta is to find.

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9834005

>>9833380
I bet you actually wear a fedora.

>> No.9834064

>>9833309
Because you're not a functional individual.

>> No.9834097

>>9833380
>women don't care about a man's appearance
>men don't care about a woman's social standing and wealth

>> No.9834257

>>9834097
yeah, dowries aren't a thing anymore.

>> No.9834298

Because you're not an epsilon, you're a beta.