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9826017 No.9826017 [Reply] [Original]

Trying to work up the courage to kill myself edition.

Discuss engineering, or lack thereof.

>> No.9826019

>>9826017
Relax and go watch some porn

>> No.9826022

I'm studying network engineering.

>> No.9826032

Studying computer engineering rn. It's not hard but I still feel like an idiot for some reason. I have no idea why. Does anyone else feel inexplicably dumb all the time?

>> No.9826049

>>9826019
This degree was the biggest mistake of my life.

>> No.9826060

>>9826049
Not being on xvideos is your biggest mistake right now.

>> No.9826501

>>9826017
Take other people down with you. Work in defense. Work on killer robots.

>> No.9826519

>>9826017
Lads am I going to die next semester?
> Fluid mechanics
> Earth processes for engineering (soil and shit)
> Structural design
> Engineering risk analysis (qualitative + statistic subject, 3 hrs of class a week)

>> No.9826529

>>9826049
how so?

>> No.9826537

>>9826519
Are you civil? You sound like civil engineering and if so, your major is the brunt of every joke throughout actual stem majors.

>> No.9826539

>>9826537
I don't give a fuck brah, it's very lucrative where I live

>> No.9826545

Redpill me on Chemical Engineering, what am I in for?

>> No.9826589

>>9826032
Yeah... I have weird cognitive dissonance because, on the one hand, people tell me I'm smart all the time yet I feel like such a brainlet.

>> No.9826592

>>9826545
every single working chemical engineer ive ever talked to has said its nothing but pipe selection.

>> No.9826595

>>9826589
Hope you got used to feeling that way cause I find it never really goes away.

>> No.9826689

Help me choose my EE subfield, /eng/!! Which one has the best jobs prospects?

>Power
>Telecommunications
>Control
>Astonomical Instrumentation
>Artificial Intelligence/Robotics

They're not set in stone and I can take courses from all of them and become some kind of hybrid. How good would be a Telecom/Machine Learning hybrid? (Telecom includes things such as IoT and digital signal processing) It's what I'm more inclined to atm.

>> No.9826714

>>9826519
Soil mechanics is fucking obnoxious. I'm glad my degree is focused on rocks instead of soil because from my limited exposure to soil mechanics, I hated it. It's not necessarily hard, but I would hate to have a job dealing with dirt all day.

>> No.9826716
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9826716

>>9826017
Going into my third year as an ME. It's the summer and I'm still burdened every day by the thought that I made a huge mistake choosing engineering, but I've suffered so much already and I'm afraid of the future, so I can't work up the courage to change to math. I have a 3.9 GPA right now so I'm hoping to maintain it and go to grad school for something else, but engineering has made me hate education so much that I think I won't be able to force myself to go to grad school.

>> No.9826720

>>9826060
>xvideos
Based.

>> No.9826743

>>9826529
There are no jobs, and the few jobs that everyone is fighting for are absolute shit work that a high schooler could do and pay like $40k a year. All of that after working your ass off in school.

>> No.9826748

>>9826689
>EE
>job prospects
Oh, sweetie...

>> No.9826764
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>>9826743
i see i'm not the only one that sees things for what they are an is filled with regret, but i bet i'm the only one that regrets the past 9 years, and not just 4.

now i'm stuck in a shit job where i test home furnaces and ovens. it sure makes the time and effort wasted on the phd worthwhile. i guess the only good part is that once they mail out my diploma i can take pics of it with it in the trash and toilet.

>> No.9826784

>>9826716
on one hand i would suggest that you switch, but on the other hand if someone made that suggestion to me i wouldn't have listened because the sunk cost is too great.

i will give you a great tip though. try to get into a phd program and then quit with a free coursework only masters. you'll get the satisfaction of fucking over the system that exists to drain you of your life and turn you into a slave, and you get a free masters to boot.

also, engineering sucks outside of school, too. the workplace is filled with boomers that refuse to retire. there's one guy at my company that only gets paid for part time work but he still comes in every fucking day, i.e. puts in full time hours.

>> No.9826793

>Choosing the pragmatic way
>Ever

Hahaha, good riddance with those triple digit k starting jobs while I rake in the same amount of money from my advisor's spintronics grant while studying physics.

Retards

>> No.9826890

Can someone explain to a non-engineer exactly why engineering is so horrible?

>> No.9826897

>>9826764
>>9826784
I'm assuming I'm responding to the same anon. Thanks for your advice, I agree that my sunk cost is just way too high to bother switching at this point. Although I'm sorry to see you're suffering, know at least that you are definitely making me reconsider 4+ additional years in academia and potentially preventing a suicide.

>> No.9826915

>>9826890
It's shit. The schooling is piles and piles of bullshit, followed by either unemployment (which is shit), grad school (shit), or a job that pays jack shit, and is in some shithole, doing pointless, shitty work, while surrounded by assholes who are full of shit.

>> No.9826940

>>9826890
Because you put in more work than other STEM majors for a fraction of the understanding. Everything after sophomore year math/physics consists of pointless projects and busy work that takes up ridiculous amounts of time and labor for no good reason

>> No.9826948

>>9826940
I thought doing projects was the fun part. Why is it pointless? Doesn't doing projects give you shit to put in your worthless undergrad resume?

>> No.9826953

>>9826948
calling them projects is generous. they're mostly lengthy coding projects, doing tedious shit in Excel, or writing reports in Word. the only thing I would consider worth mentioning on a resume is a good senior project

>> No.9826965

>>9826940
This. The level of difficulty doesn't match the salary or job responsibilities.

>> No.9826968

>>9826890

Engineering is in a weird spot because on the one hand, it is attractive to normal school graduates aged 17-22, especially the weak and nerdy kids who might later get phds, but on the other hand, you have working class men aged 25-35 with often decades of practical experience in industries most people will never know existed looking for the next step in their career, which oftentimes requires certification or various courses.

So you end up in classes where you are expected to know abstract math, classes that teach you how to choose the physical dimensions of your equipment, classes that teach tech which has not been in demand for decades (but the Professor never bothered to change that), and classes that are so easy yet people fail them because some are just better off with manual work.

Needless to say, the experience is pretty sobering for everyone involved.

>> No.9826973

>>9826890
Its not, only retards who dont get Bscs have trouble

>> No.9826975

>>9826973
I have a BSc and EIT and no job.

>> No.9826984

How the fuck did I fail my first year classes when I got a fucking 1540 on my SAT and my absolute retard mouthbreather friend got a 1220 and is acing all of them

He even offered to tutor me and I wanted to kill myself right then and there

>> No.9826988

>>9826968
>major in ME
>no CAD
>actually build a project twice in 4 years (freshman honors course + senior design)
>no proof-based math, one stats course
>industry irrelevant software like MATLAB and C
>empirically based physics that consists of memorizing equations and using tabulated data

I feel like I wasted 4 years of my life desu

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>>9826984
Did you consider studying? This isn't high school dipshit, even many smart people need to put in 40+ hours a week at a decent university

>> No.9826994

>>9826017
I'm considering dropping out and studying CS or something interesting and feasible for me like chemistry

I fucking despise EE and the (non existent) job market for it. This was the biggest mistake of my life.

How long do I have to go to trade school for to become an electrician?

>> No.9826995

>>9826897
a phd in engineering is just plain not worth it. this is why you rarely see US citizens pursuing engineering phds. the best course of action is to plow through your courses as soon as you can, and 1 to 2 years in quit with a coursework only masters.

that was my plan, but then it thought things would get better (they didn't) because my lab received a shit load of grant money. at that point, the sunk cost was too great again to quit so i just saw it through to the end.

>> No.9827003

I can't even get a master's in engineering anymore since I got an F and a C in two upper division classes, the former due to some stupid personal shit. My upper div is back to a 3.8 now that I retook the F but my advisor says I'm fucked

Now I'm stuck with 40k/yr shit monkey jobs with a cap at 70k/yr mid career. Fuck everything. Fuck STEM. Fuck engineering.

>> No.9827014

>>9826519
I struggled with soil mechanics but always loved structural design. Ultimately it depends on your school and what your professors are like.

>> No.9827033

>>9827003
Don't worry senpai, the corporate world is the great equalizer

"We don't care whether you've got a BSc or a PhD, whether you're a family man or party animal, a fitness guru or a couch potato. Just sit down, do as you're told, and we'll put you on the same mediocre payscale escalator as everybody else. Don't forget - there's free coffee in the break room!"

>> No.9827036

>>9827003
I have a D in 3rd year and a couple Cs and I'm still applying to grad school. Is it a waste of time then?

>> No.9827038

>>9827033
>Design Engineer I, 5 years experience required, PE license required, Master's/PhD required, female/minority candidates only

>> No.9827045

>>9827038
They will still hire a BSc, just man the fuck up and apply. How many people do you think actually meet those qualifications?

>> No.9827049

>>9826988

The thing is, universities are pretty cozy compared to corporate offices or even industries like mills, factories. People know this, and they try to use any foul tricks to try to stay, because survival.

I do not despice half of monaccos billionaires as much as I despice some of my former middle-aged, incompetent "advisors" who got into their lifetime positions because they were lucky a decade ago, and think of themselves as demigods because they are able to explain how a laser diode works.

Life sucks.

>> No.9827051

>>9827045
>They will still hire a BSc
Yes, if you have an internal referral.

>> No.9827052

>>9826994
Just study machine learning/programming on the side. You can get into software development/data science as an EE. Don't listen to the CS-brainlets that tell you otherwise.

>> No.9827059

>>9827052
Yeah, but I'm not getting into grad school

>> No.9827062

>>9827045
>just man the fuck up and apply
What do you think I've been doing for the last year?

>> No.9827226

>>9826948
bruh, I don't think anybody will look favorably on me if they see "filled a tank with air to determine its specific heat" or "performed Charpy impact testing on materials then looked at fractures to see if the materials are ductile or brittle" on my resume. these are the kinds of projects people have to do.

>> No.9827319

Is being Filipino a positive/negative for applications? I've heard some Filipinos check off Pacific Islander instead of Asian on the checkboxes, but that seems a bit disingenuous.

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>>9826017
I'm studying some meme shit called electronics and instrumentation engineering. Have no interest in it and can't change majors in my country. Already got 2 backlogs in the first semester and probably failing most of my subjects in the second one(results aren't out). I just hope to complete my degree on time and get the fuck away from this field.

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9827371

>>9826545
After graduating or for course work? Also where are located in the country/where do you want to be, if you're even in the states

>> No.9827445

>>9826748
Any proof this is the case or do you all just parrot each other?

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9827471

Jimmy Stewarts character in "It's A Wonderful Life" dreamt of being a civil engineer. He had to "settle" for owning a bank instead. How's that make you feel /engi/?

>> No.9827476

>>9827445
Look at the number of fresh graduates vs the number of annual job openings. Of those openings, only a small fraction (10-15%) are intended for fresh graduates.

>> No.9827479

>>9827471
>owning a bank
Maybe you should come back to real life.

>> No.9827480

>>9827476
no only that, but those jobs for fresh graduates are virtually all by referral only.

so if you're applying as an outsider you're fucked.

>> No.9827481

>>9826689
Power is always going to have good job prospects. it's not glamorous and considered "blue collar" by other disciplines. much akin to doing HVAC as a mechanical engineer or waste treatment as a civil. but you will always have a comfy ass 100k a year job.

>> No.9827539

>>9827481
Yeah I wouldn't mind a comfy ass job in power, but I imagine that the actual work you do is mind-numbingly boring, dealing with Excel at low-level, and a lot of social networking at higher level (this is my undergrad imagination, someone that actually works/has worked at power correct me please). Most of the uni coursework for the power specialization also seems boring and I'd rather study something else desu.

>> No.9827550

>>9826519
Same but with with concrete structures instead of risk analysis.

>> No.9827571

>>9827539
it is boring. you are clicking around in easypower or excel or dealing with logistics and safety concerns. with that being said, the two power guys i work with put in less than 30 hours a week and drive M series BMW's to the golf course. i don't know how much personal satisfaction you need to extract out of your job to be happy so...

>> No.9828104

>>9827476
Not that I don't believe you but where can I find these numbers?

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9828247

>mfw Raytheon missile systems keeps trying to recruit me
Do these guys seriously think I went to college just to become a baby-killer?

>> No.9828428

>>9828104
Google.

>> No.9828441

>>9828247
don't do it. those places are depressing af.

>> No.9829195

>>9828104
as far as the percentage of entry level positions goes, go to indeed and search "electrical engineer" or whatever discipline in the area you live in. look at the number of job postings then filter by "entry level" and check again.

>> No.9829307

>>9828104
>>9829195
The best part is when there are twice as many fresh graduates as there are total job openings in the entire field. :^)

>> No.9829334

So from what i can see the job prospects are bad in US, is it like that on all the world?

I recently got a scholarship to go to graduate school in Japan. And have been thinking if its worth it to pursue a career in academia.

Anyone with experience on academia outside US?

>> No.9829339

I'm glad people are waking up to EE being absolute and utter shit.

I switched to CS and never looked back. Actually found a job while all my EE friends haven't found anything a whole year after graduating.

>> No.9829341

>>9826017
>or lack thereof
I'm experiencing a lack of life engineering. I'm done with being shit. Any tips?

>> No.9829347

>>9826017
Kill me first. Because you guys/grills are a bunch of mopey assniggers. Engineering is awesome as fuck, lets change the fucking world. god dam eeyore sad donkey fags.

>> No.9829352

S H I T T E R S

>> No.9829353

>>9829347
enjoy your no jobs

also engineering is absolutely insignificant compared to proper hard science

>> No.9829361

>>9829347
t. naive high schooler FIRST robotics memelord

>>9829352
t. 27 year old boomer that works at Intel in San Diego

>> No.9829365

>>9829361
So what are you? Let me guess, economy major?

>> No.9829366

>>9826545
No jobs

>> No.9829367
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>>9826589
That's because you're in the 120-140IQ dunning kruger dip. You are smart enough to realize you're dumb, but not smart enough to actually be smart and achieve something. Welcome to the club.

But hey, at least you can make a living off the fact that normies are so fucking retarded they can't even write a basic html page or something.

>> No.9829368

>>9829365
A licensed, unemployed engineer.

>> No.9829369

>>9829365
engineers are unironically going obselete quick

CAD has turned mechanical engineering into a 90iq brainlet field for monkeys to draw 3d models and the wages have plummeted. Other fields are soon to follow. The day the average person can write a program through assitant software is the day all the programmer monkeys die of starvation.

>> No.9829381

Best career for someone who loves logic, reasoning, strategy without too much physical creation? I’m thinking something along the lines of a math degree, but I don’t know the careers that well. I wanna know what minor I should aim for though, if any.

>> No.9829537

>>9829369
Thats why you study chemical engineering, duh.

>> No.9829630

>>9829537
>anon complains about bad job prospects
>hey bro, you should study the subfield with the worst prospects of all lmao

>> No.9830135

>>9826743
That's pathetic... I took my Bachelor's and went to grad school, I'm getting 80k +free tuition for a master's then 90k+tuition for 3 years after that for my PhD.

>> No.9830137

>>9830135
And that's per year employment+grants. I'm not sure how everyone is riding the strugglebus. Granted I am also at a top 5 university for mechanical engineering, so my prospects are better to start.

>> No.9830219

This thread is kind of strange. I work for a university and I'm seeing the opposite of what everybody is complaining about. We have companies beating down our doors wanting ME, CE and EE grads. There are a number of juniors that are getting offers before their senior year. Granted it's a smaller school, but the only students that I can think of who don't have full time jobs are going to grad school.

>> No.9830286

>>9830219
/sci is to getting jobs as /r9k is to getting laid

>> No.9830306

>>9830286
It all makes sense now.

>> No.9830338

>>9830219
Where are you at? This couldn't be further from the truth where I am.

>> No.9830343

Why not major in med if you want money that bad

>> No.9830371

>>9830338
Midwest

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>turns out you really do want that capacitor near the power supply

Pic very related:
Graphs of the absolute current through a stepper motor phase
Time is the time for a full step
HS means halfstepping was used

>> No.9831565

Can any of you lads recommend good texts for Materials Science with plenty of math behind it?

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9832035

>2 Screw threads for each pin
>No screwdriver notches for grip
>Cylindrical bolts for minimum wrench grip

Is there any example of worse design than this?

>> No.9832052

Mech engineering grad student here. I just realized a while ago that I have no idea why the no slip condition is valid at low knudsen numbers. I'm specializing in thermofluids, I should know this....
Anyone care to elaborate?
>inb4 some brainlet civil engineer responds with "coz friction make the fluid stick to the surface"

>> No.9832067

>>9830219
It's because /sci/ is full of high schoolers and freshman turds who just got a c in calculus 1 repeating what they overheard chad say

>> No.9832593

>>9830219
Same
>>9830338
Upstate New York

>> No.9832605

>>9832052
The no slip condition is always valid if you zoom in far enough. :^)

>> No.9833349

>tfw OP is probably dead by now

>> No.9833382

What the fuck does it mean when a job posting says "demonstrated experience in"? What the fuck are these bastards looking for? How do they expect me to demonstrate my skills in text on a damn resume?

>> No.9833401

EE here in the US nuclear industry if anyone has questions about why you shouldn't join the nuclear industry

>> No.9833403

>>9833401
Why shouldn't I join the nuclear industry?

>> No.9833408

>>9826519
Semester strategy:

>Fluid mechanics
If it's intro, get the pdf of the textbook and textbook solutions, do 3 questions a night, if you can't get it in 10 minutes while reading your notes then look at the solution to get one step ahead and continue on.

>Structures:
Start the assignments the day you get them, they are fucked

>Statistical
Hopefully proper statistics, khan academy is Ur best bet for sensitivity analysis ect

>Soil mechanics
Read/watch actual mini eng docs on projects related, it's such a specific subset that all the terminology can go over your head, so it's best to get used to understanding what the words mean by watching people use them, you get ahead in the course without braining yourself over a book

>> No.9833410

>>9833403
>no new plants really being built aside from like 1 or 2
>existing plants closing like mad
>pretty much all the plants are getting close to the end of their lifecycle most aren't opting for license extensions and if they do its not going to be for the rest of your career

Otherwise its not so bad as long as you dont mind snail's pace projects and a shit load of paperwork and justification for simple changes

>> No.9833436

>>9826890
I'll tell you why, because the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows and the natural state of all designed things is not to work. It's only through constant consideration and design does anything ever actually work the way you want it, and it rarely works to 100% satisfaction, meaning you can put in countless hours of hard brain power to solve the problems that only exist in the gap between theory and practical application and get a product that is sub par in both areas.
For this reason compromised designs are produced with an entire team for long time periods to get anything sellable. Except as an undergrad you are consistently paired with other people like you, unprofessional young blokes trying to have a good time while getting hit with 4 subjects of completely unrelated material. Which means it becomes an arms race of people doing the least work possible, demoralising everyone evenly.
Some people picked it for the money, and struggle because the motivation to do work in difficult tasks is nil when you aren't getting payed for 4 years. Some picked it for the love, and spend 6 months at a time doing unrelated unfunded half-thought-out projects that sucks all their personal time out of them, and quickly lose the passion for it. Everyone who does it is slightly autistic too, no matter how cool they seem.

All that being said, you can't help but learn something, it really fundamentally changes how you quantify the world around you, so most of the stereotypes end up being pretty spot on

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>>9833436

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>>9826017
>systems engineer
>my job literally exists because people can't document things properly
What am I supposed to do if they catch on?

>> No.9833482

>>9826519
I'm actually disappointed that the /sci/ wiki has no section for civil engineering.

>> No.9833484

>>9833482
civil/structural is magic as far as im concerned

>> No.9833527

>>9826017
Mech E grad here, 2.6 gpa
A bit of intern and paid position experience
How fucked am I

>> No.9833529

>>9826032
>feeling dumb
You want to understand every bit and byte, but never will.

>> No.9833532

>>9833527
very

>> No.9833533

>>9826519
>fluids
Watch out. That's the hardest entry upper div class there is.
Aerospace majors have it fucking ROUGH.

>> No.9833561

>>9833527
totally fine. you'll fuck around at some low tier company for 3 years and upgrade to a fortune 100 ez pz.

>> No.9833605

Hey guys.

About to graduate (next summer) bachelor's eng in mechanical. I have a really good prof I would like to ask if he would consider taking me as a grad student after I finish. I'm wondering because I've heard this before... Do professors pay their grad students a salary?

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>>9826519
You are like a little baby. Watch this.

>machine design
>fluid mechanics 2
>applied thermodynamics
>heat transfer
>advanced catia
>fundamentals of aerospace engineering (class that covers the first two-three years of an aerospace engineering program in one course)

18 hr of lecture per week
16 hr of tutorial/lab per week

Finals are back to back for five of the courses, the aero one is a couple days after that marathon.

This summer I've been pic related every day.

>> No.9833627

>>9828247
Can I have your offers? There are 7 billion people in the world, we could always do with a few less.

>> No.9833630

>>9832035
I can't think of one right now. They aren't even comfortable to wear.

>> No.9833636

Are cover letters really so important?

>> No.9833637

>>9833622
you sure are in a hurry to not get a job

>> No.9833638

>>9833436
>that 3rd paragraph
Blimey, truth hurts.

>> No.9833643

>>9833527
>>9833532
>>9833561
Forgot to specify, by grad I meant I just graduated. I'm not doing grad work.

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>>9833636
>not striving for excellence

>> No.9833648

>>9833643
we know

>> No.9833649

>>9833622
Fucking Aeros are all a bunch of masochists. What the hell is wrong with you dude? What are your personal interests and hobbies? What do you do for fun?

>> No.9833651

>>9833648
...because 2.6 doesnt get you into gradschool, right?

>> No.9833652

>>9833636
Every interview I ever got I didn't send a cover letter

>> No.9833657

>>9833651
well also you wouldn't be talking about about intern experience and paid positions if you were looking to go to grad school, or even if you were in grad school for that matter
and if you were in grad school you literally could not have a 2.6 GPA they'd kick you out long before

>> No.9833659

>>9833652
Fuck it then, no more cover letters. Except for Aerospace Companies because I already have a good aerospace based cover letter written up.

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>>9833651
dude just buckle in and get ready to be a cubicle cuck doing HVAC or plumbing for the rest of your life.

>> No.9833667

>>9833659
>not having a generic cover letter template you copypaste keywords into.

>> No.9833675

>>9833652
I've had this same experience, though I haven't managed to land a job either.

>> No.9833679

>>9826545
second year here, and i dont know wtf im doing with my life

>> No.9833685

>>9833637
I just want my fucking ring and degree already. Anyway, this is the standard course schedule for my program.

>>9833649
I'm mechanical and my school offers an alternative degree for mechanical engineering that catches you up on aerospace engineering in third year and then gives you the advanced aerospace courses in fourth year. I'm in midterms right now, I got the highest score in my fluid mechanics class (I had to git gud fast because we used the same principles in the aero class), I think I did well in the aero test, and I just aced the machine design test today. Thursday is thermo, Friday is HT, and Saturday is CATIA. I prepared for thermo over the reading week and I'll do a bit more review tomorrow, heat transfer I need to really study for tomorrow and Thursday, and Catia is easy but I better brush up after heat transfer exam on Friday so I'm not rusty.

Then I have to finish familiarizing myself with xFoil so I can start learning AVL (these are computer program tools for fluid mechanics and airfoil/wing design) next week because I'm on a team building planes for a competition.

I told my gf I'd take her to the beach on Saturday. Haven't had time to go and do something nice but since I'll be all caught up after the midterms are over, I'll be able to have a little relaxation time.

>> No.9833699

>>9833649
>What the hell is wrong with you dude?
I didn't really think my situation was that messed up until I described it just now.

>What are your personal interests and hobbies? What do you do for fun?
I used to play videogaems, I was enjoying Monster Hunter World and Bloodborne a lot before this semester started and at the beginning but I stopped playing completely and actually just unplugged my PlayStation because I don't want it to sit in the living room and possibly get stolen.

I dusted off my violin recently but I don't really find a lot of time to practice. It's good though, I wasn't playing at all before and now I'm sounding respectable again.

Sometimes I put a show like Rick and Morty, Adventure Time, Bob's Burgers, Archer on while I eat or when I'm in bed but I haven't done that in a while either. I'm hoping that since I'm caught up, I can just do review each day and update my handwritten Formulae and Review documents and so it doesn't get backed up and leaving me to catch up having no spare time.

>> No.9833700

>>9833460
Seriously my job exists because halfway through program's life the brass realizes they've lost things and need to keep track of shit and they need me. What do I do if they realize that if they keep proper documentation my job is unnecessary? I am an excel monkey who took upper level electricity and magnetism, differential equations, and more programming classes than God himself envisioned. Kill me.

>> No.9834022

>>9833605
Answer me.

>> No.9834047

>profoessor writes [math]\cos 2 \theta[/math] and tells us that it was supposed to be [math] \cos ^2 \theta[/math] only after the exam and marks the item wrong anyways
>blames us for not asking
>professor uses [math]\frac{1}{\sin \theta}[/math] as a retardedly unique way of writing [math]\arcsin \theta[/math]
>professor only has a gradeschooler's understanding of english so multiple choice exams are an absolute nightmare
studying in a third world country is sufferimg

>> No.9834051

>>9834047
Complain to your dean idiot. Or just egg your profs car every day until he stops being a prick.

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>>9833484
>Civil engineering is magical
Brainlet or shitpost?
t. ME

>> No.9834301

>still in lower div community college classes
>transferring to uni Fall 2019
>want to do EE or CE
>probably CE
how fucked am I, job wise?

>> No.9834332

>>9827571
I want to here more, im going into EE but I want my job to have a high pay( I don't care about the work), then i'll use my money to fund my passions, building robots and the like

>> No.9834447

>>9834022
>>9833605
PLEASE respond

Actually we got a presentation on master's studies today in our lecture time, what a coincidence. Please give insight if you can.

>> No.9834463

>>9833700
Bruv you an engineer, you can do amazing things, I'd suggest making a YouTube account and a blog that can simplify concepts down to normie level(i.e how to usefull isDE,LA,or CALC to society) and proceed to make projects that build upon those concepts. If that doesn't work get a cushy government job.. or learn to write algos for the stock market.

>> No.9834481

>>9833605
It totally depends on the professor and how many grants he has. If he's swimming in grants, he might pay every master's student he has (though he'll probably be picky on the students he chooses to take on). Other professors will pay only PhD students. You gotta ask him.

>> No.9834561

>>9834481
Thanks, I'm planning to hit up my favored prof soon during his advising hours to ask him about these things but I just wanted to know if asking if he pays his students a salary would be out of left field.

>> No.9834978

anybody here work as a process engineer at a semiconductor fab or similar? I'm a recent cheme MS grad, just got an offer from intel. would be nice to hear from someone working at one of these places.

>> No.9835004

Finishing my last semester for my mechanical engineering BAS.
Got a job in a research lab here focusing on material science.
Professor offered to pay for my masters in ME.
After that its off to get my MBA.

Life is good.

>> No.9835014

>>9826890
Anon, don't listen to these faggots.

I LOVED getting my BAS in Mech. E.

Its apparent these other fags didn't know what they wanted to do and just jumped into engineering.
If you have passion for it, you will love it.
These brainlets should have become statistic majors.>>9826915
>>9826940
>>9826953
>>9826965

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>>9826032
Congrats friend, you've made it past Mt. Stupid.

>> No.9835044

>>9835004
>>9835014
for anyone wondering, don't listen to this faggot. he's a fresh graduate that thinks he knows what the fuck he's talking about. the fact that he wants to get two masters alone tells you that he's a fucking moron, much less that he's excited about working in a national lab.

>> No.9835245

>>9826689
what >>9827481 said is true but can be soul-crushing when you want to overachieve.
If Telecommunications is signals/systems with basis in RF then go for it but just signals/systems can also be mind-numbing in number crunching ways. i. matlab monkey
One thing that you should look into if you like the idea of astronomical instrumentation and related is EMI-related courses because that is fairly indepth. For something to start with EMI just read up on MIL-STD 461E or D version for some taste of compliance engineering for given products and systems.

>> No.9835285

>>9826716
I was in this same exact position as you and recently switched to CS. Best decision I've ever made.

>> No.9835308

>>9830219
Rose-Hulman?

>> No.9835338

How do people get PhDs without going insane? What the fuck how can you go to school for 6 years and then keep going to school for another 4? TEN FUCKING YEARS.

>> No.9835347

>>9833667
Would you mind posting your template? My cover letter is pretty mediocre right now.

>> No.9835351

>You will never work at Oak Ridge

It's not fair, bros.

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>>9835338
Losers that try to delay going out into the real world as long as possible because they know they probably can't handle it

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>>9835351
>you will never work

>> No.9835375

>>9835338
i took 4 for my undergrad and 5 for phd. i would have finished phd in 4 if my adviser wasn't a cunt.

yeah, it sucks pissing away your 20s, but what sucks even more is that once you're done you realize that the workplace sucks even more. there's no real reward for the work, unless you're one of those people that is obsessed with what they do.

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>>9826017
Is CE considered a subordinate study to CS?

>> No.9835405

>Aerospace Engineering
>2.5 GPA
>no internships
>graduating next spring
How fucked am I, lads?

>> No.9835409

>>9835308
We're not that autistic.

>> No.9835413

>>9835405
Get your rope ready. At least I had a 3.2 and some research experience.

>> No.9835417

>>9835405
You have no work experience at all?

>> No.9835425

>>9835417
Nothing engineering related, mostly web dev. I'm probably either going to not use the degree and keep doing that or join the military. Still gonna be sending out those applications though.

>> No.9835428

>>9835425
are you a spic or nigger? because i legitimately don't understand how you can have a 2.5 GPA unless you're a subhuman. even the dumbest whites and asians would still stay north of 3.0 if only just barely.

>> No.9835432

Is engineering physics a meme?

>> No.9835434

>>9835428
>he goes to a university with grade inflation

>> No.9835447

>>9835434
>he thinks his university doesn't have grade inflation
that answers my question.

>> No.9835449

>>9835447
>implying I'm the 2.5 GPA anon
The average at my uni was in the low 3.0's.

>> No.9835451

>>9835449
yes, and by definition a "B" is not an average grade, so your university also has grade inflation. at 2.5 he would be well below the average regardless of what university he attended.

>> No.9835457

>>9835434
>>9835428
>>9835447
>>9835449
>>9835451
The name of your university is often cause for employers to overlook GPA.
UC Davis here.

>> No.9835458

>>9835399
FUUUUUCK HELP MEEEE! MY STUDENT ASS IS ON FIRE!!!

>> No.9835491

>>9835432
No. it lets you meet the legal definition of an engineer enough for you to get all the credentials while not cockblocking you from a higher level physics education.

>> No.9835502

>>9834561
Nah, it's a fair question, especially in engineering

>> No.9835531

Mechanical/Aero fag here
>had administrative problems during my transfer to a new school
>A lot of unnecessary stress and demotivation as a result
>Abysmal GPA from my first three semesters at this school
>third year, second semester now
>Everything in terms of administration is in order
>Rly rly good grades
>I'm back in the fall, winter, and summer and I will graduate
If I maintain a nice GPA over this and the remaining 3 semesters, I am just going to put that GPA on my resume. Anyone have a problem with this? Also it's best to get a master's right guys? Think it's reasonable to spin the bad GPA and the improvement in such a way they will only consider my GPA in these terms?

>> No.9835615

>>9835531
How much work experience do you have? Honestly, engineering isn't really worth it anymore because 9/10 paths lead to unemployment.

>> No.9835655

>>9835615
Lifeguarding, lol.

>> No.9835667

Oh I am laughing at you amerimutts. Here in Chile we have a thriving economy and being an engineer is guaranteed >95% employability first year out of university (at least if you're not from a shitty private university) and the wages, considering the cost of living, are pretty high in all engineering disciplines, and specially in mining engineering, which will let you become literally rich at a young age.

Fields such as machine learning and big data are just getting started here so I'll have the opportunity jump right on track when it's most profitable. U jelly gringo?

>> No.9835821

>>9835667
Can I come over as a Westerner, work as an engineer and get a qt latina gf?

>> No.9835849

>>9835821
Considering Chileans are racists as fuck and hate their own heritage, meaning they love gringos and "the white men" and talk shit about fellow Lantin American immigrants but suck euro-US cock every chance they can, yes you could. But learn Spanish because our general population can't speak English.

>> No.9835919

>>9826017
Anyone here read "The Making of an Expert Engineer" by James Trevelyan?
So many of my professors worship Trevelyan.

>> No.9835932

>>9834301
Depends on the school you go to, your GPA, and what kind of extra-curricular work you've done.

>> No.9835938

>mech eng
>enter a machine learning competition with a mathematics friend
>he does all the work
>we win
>now I have a machine learning job and have no idea what I'm doing

>> No.9835958

>>9835655
You are fucked.

>> No.9835960

>>9835938
Lel, was it a Kaggle competition? What did you have to do, and why did he need a MechE?
>tfw low-key trying to go this job route

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>>9831565
bump

>> No.9836023

Is the maths in Computer Science easier than in Electronics Engineering?

>> No.9836089
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>>9826716
Why do you hate ME? Im thinking of majoring in ME and have a genuine interest for it to the point where im teaching myself as much math physics and chemistry that i can before the year ends so i can go in prepared the following year when i go into uni.

>> No.9836114

>>9834047
its obv cos 2(theta) isnt the same as cos^2 (theta), first doubles the angle, second squares the function itself. as for arcsin, its also writen as sin^-1 which is the same as 1/sin

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>>9835958
How am I supposed to have job experience if getting a job requires having job experience?

>> No.9836118

>>9836089
It's just a disinformation meme

>> No.9836341

>>9836089
ME is awesome, go for it. Also skip the chemistry, you'll have it your first year then never use it again. Focus on calculus and statics if you want a good start.

>> No.9836401

>>9835960
It was a competition organised by one of the engineering clubs at my uni in collaboration with a major engineering company.

The task was to do with applying machine learning to project management and none of the other teams did machine learning.
There was even a team of entirely data science masters students and they just did some statistical regression and not machine learning.
Most of the other teams were made up of mech eng like myself and just used excel to find some correlations.
Wasn't much competition but I was lucky to team up with a friend of mine who is a machine learning expert.

>> No.9836422

Why is civil engineering so despised here, anons?

>> No.9836524

Software engineering here. Graduating next year, want to get my PE. Where the FUCK do I find a company that wants an SE but where my supervisor will already have a PE and I can be practicing real engineering?

>> No.9836614

>>9826017
Okay, I just finished my bachelors in ME and will start masters next semester in the EE department studying materials science related stuff with focus on some EMag and energy conversion materials. But I can't shake off the feeling that I might be making a mistake doing the EE degree though. Is having some expertise in electromagnetism and other EE stuff considered good or bad in the eyes of employers? or should I go back to ME, which will push me 6 months behind, but that's okay I guess. Please /sci/, I need to know.

>> No.9836634

>>9836089
because ME attracts all the retards. all the "car guys" and all the hands on/tinkerer guys flood to ME. worse yet, all the guys that didn't go straight to college and first went into trades also flood into ME once they decide to go back to school. the former group half asses the courses, but they "socialize" with everyone and tend to find someone to guilt trip into giving them a job. the latter group will have years of experience that may be relevant and typically do very well in courses, so they are top candidates for jobs. this makes finding your first job highly competitive and difficult. when you do land your first job it will most likely be some drafting bullshit at that.

additionally, ME coursework starts out fine, but a lot of the later courses heavily rely on empirical correlations/formulas and tabulated data. the physics and math is hidden behind some easy to use and apply equations, or just outright given as raw data in a plot or chart. if i had to do it again i would have done CS + finance or CS + applied math. much better job opportunities with much better pay, and more interesting jobs, too.

>> No.9836647

>>9836118
>>9836341
t. naive college students

>> No.9836649
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9836649

How many of you passed the FE exam and have your EIT license?

>> No.9836822
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>>9826545
Just go MechE, 4th year here, thank me later.

>> No.9836846

>>9836822
Do you have a job lined up?

>> No.9837210

I'm doing grad studies in material science. How's the market for this degree? Am I screwed?

>> No.9837227

>>9836341
This

>> No.9837230
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>>9833622
Inspiring my dude. I hear ya...
.

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9837251

Who Bachelor of Technology brainlet here?

>> No.9837258
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9837258

>Power Electronics I
>Analog Electronics III
>Control Theory Fundamentals
>Industrial Instrumentation
>Signals and Systems
>Microcontrollers II
>Industrial Networks

I'll just fucking end it.

>> No.9837270

>>9836422
I would like to know too.

I'm considering applying to a Masters in Civil for transportation engineering.

>> No.9837292

>>9837270
It’s just haters. Construction is rad.

>> No.9837349

>>9836524
Nowhere

t. aerospace engineer

>> No.9837354

>>9835019
This
Not enough people realize where their at

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>>9836649
I did, but have yet to find a PE to work under (aerospace). Oh well.

>> No.9837357

>>9836634
ME here- can't argue. But damnit I love getting up from my desk every now and then and getting my hands dirty. ME is real engineering imo. Will never say it's the brightest or hardest, but it's hands down the funnest.

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9837358

>>9837270
>>9836422
Because it's easy and we dislike that you get the same title as us for enduring very little in comparison. We're salty that you have it easy and get decent work.

TL:DR IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS

>> No.9837360

>>9836422
Everyone views you as the easy course. You're later courses are just expounded upon the 1st 2 years we all took. MEs aren't that much brighter, but at least they're having fun.
Robots, cars, construction equipment > bridges, warehouses, sewers

>> No.9837446

>>9836649
I do. The FE exam was the absolute easiest exam I ever took in school. Everybody I talked to about it though said it was closer to the hardest. I don't know if they were just playing the "hurr durr every test I take is the hardest" game or if they were just legitimate brainlets.

>> No.9837450

Mech Eng student here.

Is it possible to figure out the speed a drill is spinning based on the frequency of its sound? I thought it would have to do with the sound of internal gears meshing but I can't wrap my head around it.

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>>9835531
>American talking about GPA

>> No.9837474

>>9837450
No retard

>> No.9837477

>>9836401
>machine learning competition
>tfw can't use the internet to even learn cursory ml
>go to recommended graphs from excel and just choose something instead

Where. Is American education going

>> No.9837491

>>9837472
???

>> No.9837570

>>9837210
I'm the other materials science bro here, but undergrad actually.

Grad or undergrad though they won't reply to you. The market quality is fine, but it is a small one so it's competitive.

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9837728

Which is less pitiful: working as a technician or working as an intern after you've already graduated?

>> No.9837743

>>9830135
>>9830137
Bro we all fell for the grad-school meme. The problem is you'll see how few post-docs and research positions there are.

It doesn't matter how good your h-index is when you graduate. There simply are no jobs for researchers or academics.

You'll be worse off than you were at undergrad when you finish.

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>>9826017
Best case scenario i'll graduate in 2021. And i started in college in 2014

>> No.9837795

>>9837477
Each team had to give a presentation to the team from the company.
I was quite concerned by how much interest they were showing in the colorful correlation tables.

>> No.9837825

>>9837749
tell the story, cunt.

>> No.9837827

>>9837728
which pays more? the internship is obviously temporary, but if you work as a technician you should continue looking for a better job.

working as technician after graduating might look poorly on your resume though. it makes it look like you were unhireable as an engineer.

>>9837743
>You'll be worse off than you were at undergrad when you finish.
i wish someone told me this earlier. 5 years pissed away for nothing but an meaningless title and worthless degree.

>> No.9837828

>>9830135
>>9830137
Almost no one gets this. I don't know what combination of special snowflake amerimongrel heritage on top of masterful dick sucking you pulled off to get paid that much, unless you are lying of course, but that's by no means the norm. The norm is that you get paid ~30k for the duration of your PhD.

>> No.9837840

>>9837728
>working as an intern after you've already graduated?
Well most companies are forcing new grads to do this these days.

I refuse because they mostly fuck people over. Forcing them to work for up to 2 years and then ignoring their promises of full time employment regardless of performance. Literally they would rather let an entire department fall apart than hire a new engineer. Just hire a new intern to carry the projects.

>>9837827
Well, we are all unhireable. There aren't any good jobs left anymore. Companies that hire engineers are spoiled with the oversaturated market, then they lobbey for training more engineers when their 10k salary job stops getting applications.

I can make far more money in software, so why I should I bother slaving away for them?

>> No.9837857

I just finished my first year in electrical and electronic engineering (in europe) and I have the feeling I know nothing.

I plan to study during summer, should I study new subjects I won't have at school, reinforce what I already know by looking back and get deeper into it or begin to learn next year courses so I get some headstart?

>> No.9837874

>>9837360
> > bridges
If you don't think bridges are the tightest shit on this planet, kill yourself.

t. bridge engineer

>> No.9837876

>>9837857
You literally go to school to prove you can learn. Employers more or less don't care what classes you have taken or how well you did. All that matters is that you don't come off as a dumb ass in the interview and then they teach you how to do what they want.

>> No.9837884

>>9837360
Not a CE but ive heard from a friend that structural theory is mental

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>>9828247
This is a weird attempt at bragging anon.
what ARE you going to work on that will save the world more quickly than missiles?

>> No.9837899

do you think browsing 4chan can cause you to fail to get a top secret security clearance

>> No.9837921

>>9837899
Yes.

>> No.9837928

>>9837921
Why?

>> No.9838027

>>9837258
In one semester? Where I am we do 4 at a time

>> No.9838060

>>9837887
Spreading God's word

>> No.9838113

>>9835353
fucking lmao @ this picture. This is actually how I imagine most of /sci/

>> No.9838122

>>9835019
Being at average for 5 years is pretty tough

>> No.9838162

>>9837450
you can make a good estimate. Fundamentals of Noise and Vibration Analysis by Norton

>> No.9838168

>>9837899
no. i had(have) a TS/SCI clearance w/ lifestyle polygraph and the things they care about the most are if you are bad with money or you are a thief. they don't care what you jack off to and they didn't even care i was a big stoner in high school.

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>>9832067
>Thinking your grades in random math courses tell you anything about your talent

I got an A in calculus I, but then obliterated in Calculus II because the professor turned out to be have the sandiest cunt on our entire campus. It was not possible to succeed in this course without the solutions manual because you were test primarily on the algebra, not the calculus, which made the lecture a huge ass waste of your time too because she would never go over it.

In short: Having a really shitty professor or a really kind one isn't a determinant for how good you are, just study instead of playing video games or whatever it is people do for hobbies.

>> No.9838196

I wish I did ME over CompE, it seems like it's wildly more interesting, especially since I'm gonna be codemonkeying out of school anyways.

>> No.9838198

>>9826545
working in the bumfuck middle of nowhere for pretty good pay if you can even manage to land a job.

>> No.9838222

>>9828247
kek I actively apply to these companies

>> No.9838224

>>9838196
can't switch?

>> No.9838281

>>9838224
I can, but I'd be two years behind. I'd rather just learn statics, dynamics and fluids on my own time.

>> No.9838392

>>9837749
Similar case for me.

>Join sport before between gr10 and 11
>Also transfered to new hs for class availability purposes
>Join school sport team
>Get good, transfer to school with better sport resources
>Sport goes great decide to stay with the team since my classmates are doing extra year as well
>(So far, extra year hs)
>Go to uni and want to do biology perhaps, take gen science curriculum
>Register for physics for second year, it's good - date engineer/grad student
>I should do eng
>Transfer to eng after second year uni
>Due to poor administration even tho I have many credits already, I don't save a year or two
>In 2nd year eng, transfered that fall
>currently just finishing 3rd year second semester
>Will graduate summer 2019
>Finished gr12 in 2012

>> No.9838405

>>9837258
>only 6
baby tier

>> No.9838492

>>9838196
no, you don't. your job prospects would be far worse in ME and you wouldn't use the vast majority of the shit you'd learn on the job anyway.

>> No.9838510

>>9836117
You realize that capitalism is rigged and take the marxpill

>> No.9838528

>>9838510
yeah because nepotism and pandering to special classes won't exist under communism, you retarded, brain rotted commie fuck.

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>>9838510
This. I don't get how engineers are so overwhelmingly conservative when they're legitimately one of the most exploited professions out there.
>hey Mr. Shekelberg, can I get a raise? I just found a way to save the company $10 million a year
>lmao no, if I paid you more than $50k a year I wouldn't be able to afford another lambo

>> No.9838541

>>9838528
You don't think it's a bit strange that there are a ton of societally useful and worthwhile things to engineer that just aren't being done because it isn't profitable?

>> No.9838564

>>9838027
Yeah. It depends on how many hours each of your classes have, though. Mine's a bachelor of technology degree, brainlet level.
>>9838405
7, actually. But I agree.

>> No.9838593

>>9838541
Do you mean having to do engineering with a gun pointed at your head?

>> No.9838601

>>9829367
120-140 IQs just need the right 140-160 IQ teachers to achieve excellence.

>> No.9838603

>>9826592
wtf i love pipes

signing up for college rn

>> No.9838628

>>9837743
I'm already talking to Northrop Grumman and Lockheed Martin for a research position. I'm trying to be a CTO eventually so after I show I'm skilled as an engineer I'm planning to move more into management.

>> No.9838632

>>9837828
Oh yeah nope I'm making 3x what everyone in my research lab is. Was precisely that. Did 3 years of UG research for a full professor who's getting promoted to distinguished next year. He's got an appointment that comes with 5 half time grad assistant positions in addition to research funding and he gave me one. Then being 1/16 Native American covered the rest, the college gave me a fellowship equivalent to a half time position, plus that sweet scholarship money.

>> No.9838649

>>9838624
lmao

>> No.9838655

>>9838628
i've been applying to the local northrop grumman branch and every application i submit either gets stealth rejected (no email sent, but status changed to rejected in their careers website) or gets no response at all. how the fuck do you even get them to respond?

>> No.9838661

>>9838632
Your professor is an utter idiot if you have a fellowship and he's paying you on top of that. Unless, he doesn't know about the fellowship.

>> No.9838666

>>9837899
That's a No can confirm

>> No.9838669

Any civil engineer in here? I need to calculate the annual energy consumption with and without double glazed windows in my faculty's building to see if swapping the old windows for new double-glazed windows is economically viable. Any ideas on how to do this? I'm thinking on running a simulation but I need advice on what software to use. Preferably something user-friendly because civil isn't even my major (I'm electrical). Thanks in advance!

>> No.9838682

>>9838669
ASHRAE has tabulated values for this.

>> No.9838697

>>9838655
I have a very particular set of skills with regards to computational modeling that make me very valuable. I'm working on a new computational method with my professor to analyze complex materials under non traditional situations (i.e. Holistic simulation of composites at hypersonic speeds or a human brain response to a blast wave). The university I'm at has a showcase with NG every year where they pick top CS/Engineering students. Regular salary offers from there range from 200-240, highest last year was 330 for a God tier CS student working on machine learning and cyber security.
>>9838661
Nope he's just got the money to pay me, he helped me get the fellowship.

>> No.9838702

have any of you lads taken 21 units in junior year, gotten straight As, and still had enough time to work on projects?

>> No.9838722

>>9838682
Neat. Do you think it's feasible to construct a neural network out of these datasets? Then plug in the values from my faculty's building with/without the double glazing so the neural network gives me the expected annual energy consuption for each case.

>> No.9838735

>>9838702
I'm >>9838697 and no I doubt that's feasible. I averaged 20 credits with 3 being UG research credits/semester. I also only ended up with a 3.1. Good enough in my case but not straight A's.

>> No.9838736

>>9838697
yeah, i fucked up and did experiments. now even a ~100k offer is outside of my range despite having a phd.

>> No.9838748

>>9838736
That's rough. I'm trying to fit in an experiment to validate my hypersonic model, we'll see. I still have three years left of my planned 4 year term.

>> No.9838758

>>9838722
why don't you just get the $500,000 in funding to make a blockchain

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>>9838697
>I'm working on a new computational method
Please elaborate.

>> No.9838818

>>9838764
I'm going to be super vague, I hope you understand. There was some stuff done in the 1970s that they dropped because it was read/write intensive and applying boundary conditions required large matrices. Back in those days there wasn't enough RAM so it was put on tape. Now there's plenty of RAM and this method allows us to proscribe constitutive laws for non engineering material better than finite elements. Also this method doesn't struggle to deal with applying pressure waves to a geometry, or dealing with FSI.

>> No.9838825

>>9838764
He's a first year PhD student. What it means is that he doesn't know what he's doing or talking about, and when he realizes he's way in over his head then he's just going to drop out. It doesn't help that he's obviously greedy and somehow claims to be talking to employers when he's still at least 4 years away from graduating.

>> No.9838835

>>9838825
I'm a second year now to be fair, and I've had three years of experience in the same lab. I know exactly what I know and how much I don't know. I'm a fucking idiot sometimes, but I'm quite good at what I do. Yes I have talked to a chief engineer at Northrop and he said he's interested in talking more to me about a graduate internship for next summer. I have a similar offer from Ford doesnt particularly matter if you believe me or not. I wouldn't say I'm greedy because I work 50+ hour weeks when I'm only paid for 40.

>> No.9838850

What is the deal with comparing Electrical Engineering with black magic? Is it really that complex or is it just another "thermodynamics are hard" meme?

>> No.9838900

>>9838850
Who says that? Lol

>> No.9838904

>>9838818
Sounds like spectral methods, which aren't all that special.

>> No.9838909

>>9838900
I heard some dumb CE/MEtards talking about EE as if it was some sort of obscure art.

>> No.9838922

>>9838835
Dicking around for a couple hours a week with the graduate students means very little, and
>interning while a PhD student
Quite an arrangement when your adviser doesn't seem to mind you taking off for three months to do your own thing.

I don't really care where you end up one way or another, but I see your bragging about your "60K+" PhD salary and 1/128th amerimongrel special fellowship every single day on /sci/. I certainly didn't have that much free time when I was a PhD student, and I wasn't the best or most committed of them by any stretch. I did know people exactly like you that tried to milk the system for everything they could and always overinflated their skills and abilities while brown nosing the right people. That may work, but up to a point. There comes a time where you have to put up or shut up, and it's not without reason why PhD programs have high attrition rates.

>> No.9838952

>>9838904
Not spectral methods. Closest thing would be an application of least squares and no it's not special at all but it's going to help a couple companies do their work and they're paying for it and new computers for us so it's alright with me.

>>9838922
That's literally the second time I've mentioned it anywhere except to my roommate or family, but I appreciate the thought. Also do you think a 46 year old distinguished professor would be stupid enough to pay a student 2-3x a normal student rate for no reason?

>> No.9838988

>>9838952
My adviser was one of the deans of the engineering college and he kept taking on an amerimongrel undergraduate student that I, and all the other laboratory members, have told him multiple times that she is completely incompetent. I'm sure my adviser would take her on as a PhD student if she asked. She was also part of AIAA and I had a chance to talk with some of the other members before I left the university. They all told me she was completely incompetent in all her functions in the club, too. Although that's the exact opposite of how she described herself. She'd give you the impression that she's the most skilled person you'd meet at the university. She also interned at Virgin Galactic and also milked the system any way she could for funds. She claimed to be jewish, native, and hispanic. All that was missing was black. You remind me of her perfectly.

With that said, there is no point to further discussing this. Do your own thing, no skin of my back. Your writing style and content is noticeable enough that I can just ignore it.

>> No.9839008

>>9838988
I'm not in any faggy organizations because I don't have time nor the desire. Two of my advisors already told me I'd have a PhD if I had done the MD/PhD program because they have less strict requirements for PhD projects but they also told me not to do one because it'd be a waste of my time. Doesn't really matter either way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>> No.9839077

Please give a very brief list of pros and cons to going for a job in the industry as an enganerd vs going into academia

>> No.9839179

>>9837749
Engineering isn't for you
>B-b-but all these things happened that are out of my control
No, it's your fault.

>> No.9839188

>>9839077
>tard king thinks anyone is obligated to convince him to go into the industry
by all means stay in academia.

>> No.9839191

>>9838850
>thermodynamics are hard
thermodynamics is not a plural word, brainlet

>> No.9839206

>>9838531
If they didn't wholeheartedly buy into the power structures that enslave them, their existence would be intolerable.

>> No.9839237 [DELETED] 

>>9838510
Based

>>9838593
Cringe

>> No.9839297

>>9839188
>Ask for someone's opinion
>PSSHT, KID WHO THE HELL ARE YOU

Alright, this is definitely engineering general. That was pretty autistic.

>> No.9839302

>>9839297
I bet you that if you just posted a really retarded opinion he'd be more than happy to tell you what you were actually wanting to hear.

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9839331

IN FORM ME PLZ ! https://starbase.jpl.nasa.gov/

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>>9833436
>Some picked it for the love, and spend 6 months at a time doing unrelated unfunded half-thought-out projects that sucks all their personal time out of them, and quickly lose the passion for it.
Aaaaaahhhhhhh fuggg

>> No.9839406

>>9826890
Have you played Shenzhen I/O? It's like that.

>> No.9839417

>>9826890
What happens is people are told its an "easy way to get a job and make a boat load of money." Then they start taking classes and find its not easy, its rather tedious. Then they find out the field of engineering they went into is over saturated so it doesn't make a lot of money at the start or its hard to find a job. And if they didn't like what they were doing in the first place, they are going to hate it more.

Once I started working, I started enjoying doing what I do. College more or less exists to weed you out of whatever it is you are trying to do.

>> No.9839459

>>9839417
the problem is reverse for me. i enjoyed the coursework, especially the earlier/intermediate "weeder" courses that didn't hide all the math/physics behind correlations and empirical equations.

then i graduated and couldn't find a job for shit. it's not just that i couldn't find a job, but i couldn't get so much as a response unless it was for these shit tier contract positions that pay 40k (i live in a high cost of living area) and all you would do is draft. it only got worse since then so i won't even bother expounding. at this point i'm just hoping to pull off a complete career change because i'm tired of wadding through shit creek.

>> No.9839856

>>9839459
Your unwillingness to move is your downfall.

>> No.9840010

>>9839459
Just go for your Master's, dude. I had the exact same issue, but then got two good offers within six months of starting my Master's.

>> No.9840030

>>9838593
>"I am going to do [thing]."
>"Wtf you mean I HAVE to do [thing]?"
>"I do not want to do [thing]."
Child

>> No.9840318

>>9839459
>not moving anywhere in the world

>> No.9840446

>>9833622
>doing all that work for no jobs

>> No.9840453

>>9840318
This is a huge problem fresh grads have. You want to be a an engineer? You better be ready to live that life, boy. That means having your passport and being willing to pick up and move. Everyone wants to stay home next to mommy and daddy. A disturbing amount of guys I've met stick around their home town for their gf, but I know that doesn't apply to any of you shitters.

>> No.9840455

>>9839856
>>9840318
after undergrad i was honestly applying plenty in places i thought would have very little competition, e.g. north dakota, alaska, various companies in the middle of no where in the midwest. at this point i'm too tied down where i am (chicago.) i own three properties (selling one) and have family here.

it's not like there's no jobs here. i can apply all i want but no one responds.

>>9840010
i have a phd now. this was part of the things getting worse and me not wanting to expound. at least after undergrad i would get calls for these shit tier positions. now i get absolutely nothing.

>> No.9840458

>>9840455
>i have a phd now
>now i get absolutely nothing

nobody can fucking afford you.

>> No.9840460

>>9840458
What will it take for you to accept that the job market is dead, boomer?

>> No.9840462

>>9826890
It's hyped as some great job where you will learn many things and get to create stuff and do interesting shit and get paid a lot.

Then it turns out all your degree was good for is making illustrations for some marketing fluff in a company that has made iterations of the same thing for decades, dealing with assloads of tedious documentation and making peanuts because everybody rushed into engineering like you did so the market is oversaturated.

>> No.9840473

>>9826984
Many lazy faggots make the same mistake. I don't think I spent as much as a day actually studying in HS because everything was so obvious. Then suddenly I see calculus and I can't just look at the equation and derive a solution right then and there. Started actually putting in some work after getting shitty marks for 2 semesters and my grades went back up.

>> No.9840482

>>9840460
when i stop getting job offers.

>> No.9840491

How do I get employers to stop illegally discriminating based on disability? It's not something I can easily conceal either, because I have to wear sunglasses all the time.

>> No.9840496

>>9840491
you can't

>> No.9840497

>>9830219
...for monkey jobs with shit pay and no prospects. And those are rapidly being outsourced to india in most places. I don't think my career will ever have anything to do with my actual degree.

>> No.9840506

>>9840497
Is Project Engineer at a construction company in Bronx for 69k shit pay and prospects?

>> No.9840513

>>9835849
>Chileans are racists as fuck and hate their own heritage, meaning they love gringos and "the white men"
Holy shit sounds like a nice place. I could LARP as a conquistador in the bedroom. Why are so many spics like this, anyway?

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>>9835960
The fact that I'm not the only mechie considering going into machine learning has me worried. Why am I always behind the curve? Just when I feel like I've figured out where to go the field is already oversaturated.

Fuck my life.

>> No.9840518

>>9836118
No it isn't. Depending where you go it can be utter trash.

>> No.9840520

>>9840515
iktfb

>> No.9840522

>>9837450
If you determine what makes up the sound, yes. Just figure out what part of the mechanism accounts for the strongest frequency peak in a fourier plot. If you have, say, a hand drill that has a loud motor just use that and a known gearing ratio.

>> No.9840523

>>9840506
>NYC
>69k
Is it not?

>> No.9840525

>>9840453
>that doesn't apply to any of you shitters

It applies to me, and she's studying medicine. Am I screwed?

>> No.9840528

>>9838531
Well under communism you just get sent to the gulag if you complain, or the party cadre you pissed off gives you some trash assignment. I come from a family of STEM people from the USSR and they were pushed around by the party chads who acted just like the business chads, except everybody was much poorer then. The life of engineers is shit because engineers are overwhelmingly beta males, regardless of the political system.

>> No.9840532

>>9838541
That isn't going to be any different under commuism. The collective of brainlets won't understand your vision any more than the stockholders. And even if they did, you just won't have the resources because central planning is trash.

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>>9840496
S-should I just sue?

>> No.9840578

>>9840555
you can't even think of it until you actually get the job and then they fire you.
Until then they can refuse to hire you for whatever reason they choose, you can't prove it's because of a disability and not literally anything else.

>> No.9840589

>>9840578
I've had them straight up ask probing health questions during interviews.

>> No.9840594

>>9840589
ah yeah that's illegal
record them and sue them
you could make a job of that actually

>> No.9840612

What classes do you have to take before you're ready to learn about designing CPUs and graphics cards?

digital logic, circuits 1 and 2...anything else?

>> No.9840716

What's an acceptable GPA to brag about and put on your resume

>> No.9840747

>>9840716
anything above 3.0

>> No.9840754

What is the view on switching fields from undergrad to grad? I was in biomed in undergrad and am now doing EE for grad.

>> No.9840783

>>9840754

I went from ME to EE. I got an electronics minor with my BSME though which required me to take three analog circuits classes, signals and systems, and digital circuits.

>> No.9840789

>>9840783
Yeah, I've been avoiding the circuit-related courses because I'm interested in image processing for neuroscience research. I've almost fulfilled the EE course credits requirements for the degree, so now I'm branching out into other departments with niche courses related to that.

>> No.9840799

>>9840747
3.1?

>> No.9840818

>>9839179
Not him but some shit does happen out of your control. I had to pay for my dad's heart surgery which kinda forced me to take three semesters off.
His case is simple. He's a brainlet.
>>9840318
I don't understand this either. I'm ready to move literally anywhere if it means getting out of the hell-hole that is Conroe, Texas.

>> No.9840836

>>9840818
Well yeah when you live in the place that everyone else is trying not to go to then you don't have much of an issue with moving

>> No.9840874

>>9840836
This is, or at least was, the "fastest growing" city in the nation.