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981032 No.981032 [Reply] [Original]

you're scientists. Draw how to stop the oil.

>> No.981036

its fnny its all along there but when people touch it it becomes evil or something like that. i smell a conspiracy. like cancer or aids. it isnt leathal but still they cure it so they make money out of it

>> No.981037

you cant stop the oil,
as you cant stop a volcano
and as you cant stop an earthquake...

>> No.981038

A tube and loads of oil barrels.

Not fucking hard

>> No.981040
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>> No.981044

you cant stop the oil,
as you cant stop a volcano
and as you cant stop an earthquake...
and as you cant stop a fart
and as you cant stop a hicup
ans as you cant stop a vomit...

>> No.981048
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>> No.981050
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>> No.981062

>>981048
*not to scale.
In real word OP's mom would not fit the image.

>> No.981065
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>> No.981067
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>> No.981072
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/thread

>> No.981078

>>981067
I lol'd.

>> No.981085
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981085

Here is a very simple graph that shows ocean currents. I'm sure all you Science fags are aware of what the little ice age was and are aware that oil doesn't change temperature as easily as water does. So, I'm predicting a second little ice age because BP will not stop the oil flow and oil will work its way up the east coast. This will stop the water from creating the warm climate for Europe because the oil will not allow the water to change temperature as it does normally. This will shut down ocean currents as we know them.

>> No.981091

Someone draw Vince with some Sham-WOWs plugging up the leak.

>> No.981098
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DYNAMIC ENTRY

>> No.981102
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>>981091
Done

>> No.981111

>>981102
"We are going to do this in real time."
Obvious cut in the film with much less cola on the table.
"You following me camera guy?"

>> No.981113

I'M USING ZENO PARADOX!!!

O SHI-

>> No.981129
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problem solved

>> No.981140
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981140

It will only work today.

>> No.981154

>>981102
>>981098
>>981065

I lol'd long, really hard

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>> No.981170
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Need some Dutchfags up in this motherfucker

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>> No.981257
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>> No.981265

you cant, so you go down there and scoop up immediately what you can before it pollutes the water and you keep scooping and siphoning until it stops.

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>> No.981297
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>> No.981319
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>> No.981372
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>> No.981380
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981380

The punishment shall fit the crime

>> No.981383
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981383

mspaint to the rescue.

>> No.981416

>>981383
lol'd heartily, but sage for not contributing.

>> No.981425
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>>981416
>sage for not contributing

lolwat

>> No.981450

cover it with a big dome which has narrow pipe and take oil out through that

drilling a secondary hole that intercepts the first one and then take oil out through that

>> No.981457
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981457

Free oil spraying from ground?
Sure I take it..

>> No.981465
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981465

It's the only way to be sure!

>> No.981491

>>981425
sage for MYSELF not contributing.
See, now I have to sage again for not contributing but replying to clear up that minor misunderstanding.
Goddamn.

>> No.981498

>>981085
The oil spill isn't that big.

>> No.981610

just set the oil on fire

>> No.981623
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>> No.981675
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obviously

>> No.981676
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It's flawless.

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>>981372

>> No.981723

>>981040
powdertoy detected

>> No.981992
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>>981032

>> No.982521

>>981992
This anon may be on something, please tell me more about this concept of yours I'm very interested.

Does it use magnet ?

>> No.982541

>>981450
> cover it with a big dome which has narrow pipe and take oil out through that
That would have worked had they listened to Exxon and installed a methanol injection port on the dome to prevent icing.

>> No.982554

>>981067
i vote this ftw.

>> No.982568

>>981032
Ocean Fires!

>> No.982590

Hope you fags like only being able to drink bottled water.

EPA? EPA is a joke.

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>> No.982596
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>> No.982598

http://www.addictinggames.com/hellofsandfallinggame.html

try you ideas here

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>> No.982607
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982607

FUCK YEAH, PAULA!
YOU HORRIBLE STEREOTYPE, YOU!

>> No.982630

>>982590

>Implying bottled water is more tightly regulated than tap water.

Protip: It isn't

>> No.982682
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British caused it, time for them to help fix it.

>> No.982737
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982737

<--this
then use the bacteria as a new form of fuel

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>> No.982862
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>> No.982878

>>982784
Oh you nigger, I should have clicked on your image first.

>> No.982892
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982892

Money is usually the solution to everything

>> No.982900

>>982630
Actually, he's implying that the salt-water from the Mexican Gulf that we drink is now polluted and no longer drinkable.

>> No.982937

>>982596
lol'd

>> No.982960

>>982900
who drinks salt water?

>> No.983049

>>982960
Way to miss the sarcasm.

>> No.983066
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983066

get back in there smokey

>> No.983083

I'm no good with shops and the like, so I'll present my idea. Fire.

>> No.983102

put a large pump over the top. Convert the Oil into gas and watch it float up and out of the water.

>> No.983114

>>983083
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8648290.stm

>> No.983115

>>981040
fucking lol'ed

>> No.983131
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983131

Is there anything they can't fix?

>> No.983137

>>983083
>under water fire
:|

>> No.983152

>>983131
are those portals? is so why not put one at the exit and one in a tanker so you can get all the oil? oh wait THE ENTIRE OCEAN YOU FLOW IN. but anyway nice idea

>> No.984061

bump, this is so much better than anything else in the first 5 pages of /sci/ right now

>> No.984082

>>983137

>Doesn't know about underwater welding.

>> No.984165

bump.

>> No.984176

>>981032

That's not how the pipe broke. This entire thread is invalid.

>> No.984299

>>981044
I stop farts and vomiting all the time

>> No.984320

>>981072
NOOOO!!!!!! thats another month!

>> No.984354
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THIS THREAD IS AWESOME

>> No.984372

NONE of you motherfuckers know anything about oil seeps or the ways in which oil is stored underground.

>> No.984387

>>984372
the center of the earth is filled with oil, silly~

>> No.984402

>>981030

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>> No.984409

>>982784
the best

>> No.984428
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>> No.984459
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>>981032

CAESAR SALAD

>> No.984462
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>>984459

>> No.984813

fucking chuck

>> No.984894
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if someone is wondering, this is the actual procedure to deal with this.

>> No.985267

>>984894
>>981372
made me lol so hard...

>>981048
maybe, except the oil would then seap into the ground.

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>> No.985316

>>982862
lol'd

>> No.985912
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I don't think they want to stop it, they want t keep getting the oil in controlled fashion

corporatism has no morals

>> No.985971

>>985912
there won't be much more drilling in the area after this incident

so they definitely DON'T want to stop it, it looks like a crazy big oil reservoir down there, they wan to get it all

>> No.985982

>>982862
MAJOR LOLS WERE HAD

>> No.986008

/r/ing archive

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>>982784
>>982862
hiveminds

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>>985912
>>985971
the latest "Catheter solution" indicates just that

I'm sure we all would be fucking shocked if we could hear the private discussions held in their headquarters

>> No.986071
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>what

>> No.986074

>>986035
Why is his penis on his back?

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>>986074

>> No.986098
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/thread

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>>986074
better?

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>>981257
Exactly!!!111
Winrar!
Everybody cut their hair (pubes count too if long enough)\
Stuff in nylons and they will adsorb (absorb - I don't think so!!)

>> No.986195

>>982596
fucking love that movie man.

>> No.986321

>>981067
/thread

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>>981032

>> No.986334

>>986321
>>981067
samefag

also why wouldn't we use the oil if we have the power to put it anywhere?
faggot

>> No.986341

>>986321
Yeah that's pretty much it.

>> No.986383

>>986341
>>986321
>>981067
samefag