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High IQ guy here and I'd like to be more intelligent, what to do?

>> No.9793164

Stop peeing every time for feel the urge.

A full bladder is proven to speed up neurotransmissions and thus makes your IQ increase by up to 15% in certain scenarios.

Source: Sally E. Shaywitz, Maria Mody and Bennett A. Shaywitz, “Neural Mechanisms in IQ,” Current Directions in Psychological Science, Volume 15, Number 6, (2006): 278-281.

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>>9793164

>> No.9793189

>>9793164
lol

>> No.9793203

>>9793164
You kidding me?
Get a full bladder and give exams?

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>>9793159
It's proven that Scandinavians have high IQ from drinking the semen of refugee bulls. Legend says Odin drank the semen of fallen soldiers and gained arcane knowledge. This is why Sweden is in need of kara boga semen and accepts so many refugees. When the refugees cuck Sven, little does he know Sven is collecting his semen to steal their ancient arcane knowledge. Why do you think cuckoldry is so prominent among high IQ whites?

>> No.9793689

>>9793159
Here’s a non-sarcastic answer, OP:
Learn an instrument.

>> No.9794556

>>9793689
>>9793159
this for sure, something that tests your brain that you are not used to

>> No.9794606

Stop drinking&drugs, stop anti- medicine, eat healthy, get nuff sleep

>> No.9794618

>>9794606
The answer for everything

>> No.9794639

Stop watching porn, practice learning shit, meditate (optional but it helps me focus).

>> No.9794644

>>9793159
Wait for brain-computer interfaces to get advanced enough

>> No.9794648

>>9794618
Worked for me lol.

>> No.9794652

>>9794648
Not hard to belive. Its the answer to every mental/physical problem ever by doctors and everyone else.

>> No.9794780

>>9793159
Related to pic unrelated: Hungary is pretty much a wheat country.

>> No.9794881

>>9793689
bs, children who learned to play say the violin are smarter on average because it is correlated with being born in a rich family. It will not help you alone