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Ask me questions.

I'm from the future, btw.

>> No.977414

>>977411
Explain your time travel method pl0x

>> No.977424

inb4 how do i shot web

>> No.977427

>>977414
I just come and go when I want.

Am not human either.

>> No.977433

Will cats remain popular as they are today on the intertubes?

>> No.977438

>>977427
What year are you from?

>> No.977441

>>977433
We ate all the cats in 4183. RIP CATS.

>> No.977444

how far into the past did you travel?

>> No.977450

>>977438
I'm from the beginning and the end.

>> No.977453
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977453

>>977441

>> No.977464

>>977444
Before I got here, I was in the year 53,006.

>> No.977466

>>977450
so if you're just a particle how did you learn to type?

>> No.977462

is there a god/God?

>> No.977457

How does humanity eventually become destroyed?

>> No.977474

>>977457
Probally the lack of kittens will drive middle-aged womans insane, and that will be the beggining of the end.

>> No.977476

>>977453
Am sorry.
>>977457
They don't. Amazing isn't it?
>>977462
Define God.

>> No.977484

Does the world end in 2012?

>> No.977491

>>977466
I am conscience of any action and can perform it.

>> No.977492

How do you cheaply create anti-matter

>> No.977503

>>977484
Your world, yes.

Everyone else's world, no.

>> No.977506

>>977476
>define god
An intelligent being that created the universe

>> No.977510

>>977492
Stopped reading at cheaply.

If you want some, I can come into contact with you. Leave me some way to communicate with you.

>> No.977519

If you could and had to rape any one human female, which would it be?

>> No.977518

>>977510
is it in a holding container?

>> No.977512

HEY OP

TELL ME WHICH STOCK IS THE BIGGEST PERCENTAGE GAINER BETWEEN MAY 20TH AND JULY 1ST 2010.

And don't pick a fucking bluechip, troll. I SAID PERCENTAGE GAINER, IT WILL BE A PENNY STOCK.

>> No.977513

>>977411
Will religion die off as it should?

>> No.977521

>>977503
Is there humans anywhere else then earth?

>> No.977523

>>977506
No, but there is a creator for the humans.

>> No.977528

>>977523
1.Who created humans?
2.How did the universe come about then?

>> No.977535

>>977427
What species/thing are you then?

>> No.977536

>>977512
I am not here to help you gain profit.

>>977513
Yes.

>>977518
No. I'm afraid not.

>>977519
Oprah. Just cause.

>>977521
No. Not humans, other IL. Yes.

>> No.977542

>>977536
YES YOU ARE COUGH IT UP AND WIRE $9,000,000,000,000,000,001 BACK TO THE FUTURE ON JULY 2ND

>> No.977539

>>977536
>No. I'm afraid not.
then forget it man

>> No.977543

>>977528
1. One of the elder.
2. We do not know.

>>977535
Nothing specific. I would be considered an elder. I am whatever I want to be.

>> No.977544

You said humanity does not die off, but you said the planet earth is destroyed. Explain yourself

>> No.977545

>>977539
>>977542

To both of you, I am deeply sorry.

>> No.977547

What is your limitations to answering questions? Do you only know large-scale events, or have the ability to refer exactly to information such as lottery numbers?

>> No.977548

>No. Not humans, other IL. Yes.
>IL
Whats IL?

>> No.977549

>>977543
Please be Chuttulu

>> No.977551

>>977544
Travel.
>>977547
See above posts. Not here for your gains. Only amusements.

>> No.977559

How advanced does humanity get? Do they ever reach your level?

>> No.977556

>>977548
Intelligent life.
>>977549
I am humored.

>> No.977557

>>977551
How do we travel? Explain this.

As i do not wish to die, i would like to know how to maybe save myself?

>> No.977566

>>977551
So do you take the intelligent and wise ones to another planet? Or do we colonize the moon or something?

>> No.977568

Did you come back in time to get some pornography before humans lose their physical bodies?

>> No.977570

>>977557
Study physics and engineering.
>>977559
No, I'm afraid humans aren't capable of my abilities.
They become quiet advanced. It's nice to see.

Imagine you have a private zoo and you influence your monkeys to learn and produce. It's much like the elder has done for you.

>> No.977572

Have you heard the good news of Jesus Christ?
He died for your sins.

>> No.977574

Can you come visit me? ill drop dox right now

>> No.977576

>>977566
Russia... They.... The moon... :(
>>977568
I have no interest in sexuality.

>> No.977580

>>977576
stupid space liar, whats the point of being a being if you don't like getting freaky?

>> No.977584

>>977578
I'll tell you what form to cum in if you want

>> No.977582

>>977411

Dear future guy. Do we ever figure out FTL travel or communications?

>> No.977581

Why i canot into vagina?

>> No.977579

Can intelligence be defined objectively? If so using your future powers how smart am i?

>> No.977578

>>977572
Jesus Christ was a con artist. The best actually.
>>977574
Sure. I will not reveal what form I will come in though.

>> No.977590 [DELETED] 

>>977578
818 north street, Jackson, New Jersey, United States of America, Earth

When you gonna be here?

>> No.977595

>>977576
How can they survive on the moon without supplies from earth? Does earth blow up or just become inhabitable?

>> No.977596

>>977579
Kind of sort of. You're average.

>>977580
Imagine your life without urges. I enjoy the simplicity.

>>977581
Give it time.

>>977582
Of course, it's key.

>> No.977605

>>977584
>>977590
I will not tell you. You just have to realize I'm there.

>>977595
No, Russia killed the moon. QQ

>> No.977610

>>977596

If both that statement and "Earth go boom in 2012" is true, how close did we get, future-guy? There was a guy in Los Alamos who claimed he did it but idk what happened of it.

>> No.977617

So does the human race ever evolve, by either natural or artificial means, into some sort of hermaphroditic race of furries possessing a super cloaca?

>> No.977614

>>977551
I did not ask you to give a lottery number, I asked if you were able to.I was not intending to ask for profit, as I am sure from reading your other responses you will not be compliant.

>> No.977613

>>977596
How can you measure it objectively? If so how can i be average? I highly doubt that.

>> No.977611

>>977605
How do i go about doing that?

>> No.977624

>>977556
you possess humors? which ones blood, bile, phlegm, black-bile?

>> No.977625

>>977611
You'll realize I'm there. Then you'll shit brix probably.

>>977610
The Earth does not go boom. Idk where you got that from. It just got boring as shit. That and fucking big companies ruined life there.

>> No.977630

Did you get those pictures of Spiderman?

>> No.977631

I could prove you human but im too lazy.

>> No.977632

this thread is lacking, why didn't you create a paradox by being here and samefagging, useless op is useless. Also not travelling backwards through time at all.

Post "OP IS A FAGGOT" as the sixth post, or gtfo.

>> No.977636

If you can time travel, can you theoretically kill hitler?

>> No.977640

>>977613
You're average, stop crying. Study more.

>>977614
Of course I can.

>>977617
You guys control your own evolution at this point. It's up to you.

>>977624
6

>> No.977642

What happened to hitler? did he get away? Or does the russians actually have his remains?

>> No.977647

>>977630
>>977630
>>977631
>>977632
No.
>>977636
Yes. How do you know I'm not the one responsible already?

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977652

Okay, I must go.

I'll be lurking tomorrow.


Feel free to call upon me in your homes. I'll be there when you need.

Christ be with you.

>> No.977654

>>977647
Hmm.. good point, did you ever disguise yourself as anyone from history?

Are you any famous people or something?

>> No.977658

>>977640
>You're average, stop crying. Study more.
>Implying Knowledge=intelligence
>Not answering my question

lol aliens

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977670

What question/answer will be asked/answered 20 posts from this one?
Please try to answer before the post occurs.

>> No.977678

sigh, how terrible, shouldn't this have been posted on /b/?