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/sci/ - Science & Math

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>in the university lab manipulating bacteriophage lambda with a type 2 restriction enzyme
>put my eppendorf tubes into the centrifuge
>slouch down on my stool and yell "YO THIS NIGGA BOUT TO SPIN FAST AS FUCK"
>everyone laughs
>lab technician sucks his teeth and says "You aight, white boy"
>hear "he cute" from one of the undergraduates

>> No.9739833

>>9738804
lmao, you're a great guy OP

>> No.9739906
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9739906

this guys gonna make it

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>>9738804
>>9739833
>>9739906
>when you become so desperate for human interaction after condemning yourself to the absolute social destitution known as a chemistry major that you larp a lab fantasy on /sci/ and samefag the responses so that, for a brief and minuscule moment, you feel like a person again.

Fuck this gay board

>> No.9740250

>>9740239
>4 posters
are you retarded anon?
5 now btw

>> No.9740276

>>9738804
things that never happened

>> No.9740287

>>9740276
It's a meme you dip

>> No.9740291
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>/sci/ - Science & Math
>99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the threads are just math

>> No.9740295

>>9740291
Science is just applied math.

>> No.9740296

>>9740287
things that never happened is a meme too you dip

>> No.9740309

>>9740295
I just want to know how intracellular parasites work god damn it

>> No.9740317

>>9740309
according to that other fagot you could start by counting them

>> No.9741218

>>9740239
Do you not know what a meme is, Jesus christ

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>in research lab translocating zebrafish CYP1c1 onto plasmid
>put my eppendorf tubes onto the vortex
>slouch down on my stool and yell "YO THIS NIGGA BOUT TO GET A BUCK-FIDDY"
>everyone freezes
>lab technician shouts "STOP! You're shredding the DNA!"
>hear "I'm reporting this to HR" from the PI

>> No.9741644

>>9740291
>/sci/ - Science & Math
>I'm bad at math
i'll take my leave now

>> No.9742494

>in the university lab manipulating lambda functions with cherry mx red switches
>put my haskell code on the departmental server
>slouch down on my office chair, pull out my phone and open up clover, and yell "YO THIS NIGGA BOUT TO BE ANONYMOUS AS FUCK"
>everyone stares
>lab technician sucks his teeth and says "preas-uh keep-uh it-uh dow-nru"
>hear "kamabakht moorkh" from one of the undergraduates

>> No.9742594

>>9742494
Hahahahahaha

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based

>> No.9742739

>>9742494
>phoneposting

>> No.9742877

>>9738804
my man, getting in with in with the technicians

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>>9742877
whoops, MERGE LAYERS

>> No.9744054

>>9742494
more likely, bhenchod, bhosedike or chutiya.

>> No.9745029

>>9738804
absolutely based

>> No.9745525

>>9740239
That clearly isn't chemistry, its biology.