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Anonymous Sun May 13 15:03:16 2018 No.9738650 [Reply] [Original]

Hello Anton, I am too stupid to learn calculus but I want to learn to find the integral so that I can make girls pussies wet. When I say "I'm going to find the integral now" or "I'm going to integrate the integrand" it makes me sound very sophisticated and conventional wisdom tells us that women prefer mature men who can calculate integrals.

So Anton, how can I calculate the integral without calculus? I know you can just add little polygons together but that's not enough for me. I need to be able to make the cool swoosh like real mathematicians so I need a method that uses cool notation to integrate.

Please let me know what you have for me, thanks Anton.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 11:05:01 2018 No.9740816 >>9738650 https://www.gutenberg.org/files/33283/33283-pdf.pdf

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 11:09:51 2018 No.9740829 >>9738650 Step one is to put a plastic bag over your head. After you have successfully completed step one come on back and I'll give you a quick rundown of the other steps.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 11:19:24 2018 No.9740854 Uh let me see if I remember. First you replace part of it with the letter u. After that it gets kind of ... weird ...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 11:19:32 2018 No.9740856 >>9738650 >learning calculus to impress girls

Anonymous Mon May 14 14:30:58 2018 No.9741154

>>9740856
Get with the times, grandpa. Geek culture is mainstream. Girls want to fuck guys who look like those faggots from Big Bang Theory. Though not everyone can be a theoretical physicist, luckily women are retarded so all you need to be able to do to impress them is to make a cool swoosh and calculate the area under a graph.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 14:32:03 2018 No.9741157 >>9738650 Try cutting the area under the curve into infinitely many rectangles

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 14:33:29 2018 No.9741160 >>9741157 ah!!! another user of Tai’s Method, i see

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 14:33:35 2018 No.9741161 >>9741157 I'd spend an infinitely long period of time calculating their area.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 15:02:53 2018 No.9741216 just do 5 trapezoidal Riemann suns and call it a day

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 15:13:51 2018 No.9741242 File: 104 KB, 485x485, 1483910035077.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9741161 Simple fix for that >cut the area once >make your next cut in half the time of the previous one >repeat infinity times

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 15:26:23 2018 No.9741267 >>9738650 Read the directions for derivation backwards

>>	Anonymous Mon May 14 15:31:31 2018 No.9741274 >>9741160 A class all her own that Tai :')

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