CS major humor thread

[Anonymous No.9714469]

[Anonymous No.9714471]

>CS
not science or math

[Anonymous No.9714473]

[Anonymous No.9714479]

[Anonymous No.9714487]

>>9714469
At least math and physics majors are legit smarter than me. CS majors? They're retards in the nerdiest possible field in the world. I could do CS too, but I'd blow my brains out from embarrassment before I got through an intro class. What a bunch of virgin losers.

t. Biochem major

[Anonymous No.9714498]

>>9714469
Is it REAAAAALLLLYYYY as bad as u fags say? I might be moving to Austin and UT happens to be like no. 1. Is that itself evidence of its pleb tier, that some random state school is the best? Would i be throwing away money to get the degree from the no.1 institution?

[Anonymous No.9714511]

>>9714498
Don't take the memes too seriously you insecure faggot. If you're good at CS, it's fine and useful and a great field to get into. The reason it gets made fun of is because some retard will barely get a CS degree from a shitty school and then come on /sci/ like he's hot shit. If you're legit passionate about it and able to go to one of the best schools then it's fine.

[Anonymous No.9714699]

>>9714471
>computer science
>not science
>t. IQposter

[Anonymous No.9714701]

>>9714511

>tfw I'm that retard

[Anonymous No.9714721]

CS majors, please take a bath. there is no excuse to be disgusting

[Anonymous No.9714812]

A have a CS degree and have a 8 year career doing DevOps.

In my opionion CS degree makes you more efficient because you can think under the layers of abstraction. You don't get caught in the trial and error shit that the uninformed go through and it's typically easier to pick up things that have been abstracted away due to an intuitive understanding of the layers below. I usually out troubleshoot career developers becAuse they dont understand actually how systems integrate.

Really when you think of a code monkey, you think of a shit Dev that is pounding away just trying different shit until something works.

That's not to say CS is a difficult degree. It's pretty easy.

I suppose with any field, it is the scientific foundation (however dense or sparse) that helps you grok the applied portions of it.

In a side note, my balls really stink. I should go take a shower.

[Anonymous No.9714975]

>>9714812
This is why you have no friends. You make little inappropriate remarks.

[Anonymous No.9715004]

>>9714812
reddit

[Anonymous No.9716791]

bump

[Anonymous No.9716827]

>>9714812
>That's not to say CS is a difficult degree. It's pretty easy.
Arguably. If it's easy for you, try getting top grades. If you take at least a semi-active role in your own education, a CS degree can be useful and challenging.

[Anonymous No.9717128]

>>9716827
no

[Anonymous No.9718943]

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[Anonymous No.9718984]

>>9717128
why not?

[Anonymous No.9718997]

>cs majors reading this thread

[Anonymous No.9719057]

I'm a first year cs major and took my discrete final today. Main problem was the Chinese professor couldn't teach worth crap. Just crap PowerPoints and she didn't teach from the book.

[Anonymous No.9719061]

>>9718997

[Anonymous No.9719138]

>>9719061
Why does the diploma spell physics like this?

[Anonymous No.9719184]

>>9716827

i have magna cum laude on my cs degree.

also i make 152k a year.

[Anonymous No.9719359]

>>9718997
>tfw turned down actual jobs to go for a phd and get paid peanuts during my most valuable years

[Anonymous No.9719387]

[Anonymous No.9719549]

>got a CS degree from a department that's literally shit tier
>managed to get 3 consecutive internships at (insert big tech company)
>going to Carnegie Mellon for Grad School in Data Analytics
Is the flood of rigorous work gonna hit me then?

[Anonymous No.9719559]

>>9714701
Me too!