/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.9705847]

>human organized religion spreads all over the Galaxy after mankind masters spaceflight.

And there's nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.9705858]

>>9705847
If dubs it's Christianity

[Anonymous No.9705860]

>>9705858
Fuck

[Anonymous No.9705862]

if dubs it's islam

[Anonymous No.9705864]

if dubs it's (((judaism)))

[Good practices No.9705867]

>>9705847
>be Blorg, living on some planet somewhere in the milky way
>One day alien spaceships come to visit my planet
>Everyone is thrilled, people have imagined that we were not alone in the universe and this is finally happenning
>A delegation is formed withour leader, world famous artists, most primed scientist and other important people to meet them in their landing site
'Greeting travalers, it is a honour-'
'FAK OFF SPACE NIGGER WER BRINGIN YA DA CHRIST, ACCEPT IT OR BE NUKED'
>Suprisingly enough, aliens turn out to be even dumber than the warmongers pictured in my planet hollywood
>People submit, most of us fall down in an apathic state while some nutjobs seize the occasion and get appointed as our new leaders as to enforce aliens'religion

[Anonymous No.9705881]

>>9705847

>mankind
>master interstellar spaceflight

Keep dreaming, meatbag.

[Anonymous No.9705885]

>>9705847
If dubs, or higher, it is Judaism.

[Anonymous No.9706006]

Rolling for Jesus

[Anonymous No.9706023]

Most of the world is already Atheist and Secular and there's nothing you skydaddy idiots can do about it.

How does it feel being on the wrong side of history?

[Anonymous No.9706025]

>>9705881
>>master interstellar spaceflight
It's not that hard, it just takes a long time

[Anonymous No.9706028]

>>9705847
>religion
shit dying meme, it won't survive the next hundred years

[Anonymous No.9706030]

>>9706025
Which is a problem. Seeing how we don't don't really last a long time on the grand scale of things. If it "wasn't that hard" we'd be doing it already.

[Anonymous No.9706033]

>>9706028
Never underestimate human stupidity

[Anonymous No.9706055]

At that point we'll probably worship a superintelligent AI overlord that actually exists and helps us, so no problem.

[Anonymous No.9706624]

If digits, its Freemasonry

[Anonymous No.9706686]

>>9705847
If dubs, some edgy LARP paganism.

>>9706028
Unless you manage to increase the average IQ by quite a few points you can forget about that.

[Anonymous No.9706691]

If dubs it's Hinduism.

[Anonymous No.9706768]

If dubs OP didn't suck cocks today

[Anonymous No.9706789]

dubs for buddha

[Anonymous No.9706806]

>>9705847
if dubs, pantheism

[Anonymous No.9706823]

>>9705847
dubs for the imperial cult

[Anonymous No.9706870]

chaos undivided here we go

[Anonymous No.9707019]

>>9705847

If dubs, shintoism.

[Anonymous No.9707025]

>>9706030
infrastructure takes time to develop
can't wave a magic wand and get orbital fleetyards and asteroid mines, those need to be built

[Anonymous No.9707042]

>>9705847
If dubs, Catholicism

[Anonymous No.9707051]

>>9705847
If dubs it's Mormonism.

[Anonymous No.9707064]

>>9705858
>>9705860
It dubs its cyber-christianity

[Anonymous No.9707083]

dubs for discordianism

[Anonymous No.9707087]

>>9705847
If digits it will be a reunified cyber-christian church with a new apastolic succession and Jesus Christ himself as our God-Emperor.

[Anonymous No.9707090]

Hinduism?

[Anonymous No.9707190]

>>9707025
>orbital fleetyards

Stop reading shitty space opera.

Spacecraft aren't ships. They will never BE ships.

[Anonymous No.9707234]

>>9706028
>>9706033
cringe

[Anonymous No.9707326]

>>9707190
humans are going to need to have something to stay on while they travel between the planets

what better place to build that something than a shipyard

quit being a mong, we aren't going to stay on earth jacking off and send only shitty ass probes until humanities dies off

[Anonymous No.9707349]

>>9707234
go suck jesus cock more, faggot

[Anonymous No.9707359]

>>9707326
We sure as hell aren't getting to another solar system.

[Anonymous No.9707360]

>>9705847
If dubs its a religion worshiping me.

[Anonymous No.9707366]

All hail The God Emperor.

[Anonymous No.9707379]

>>9707366
Hory shit

[Anonymous No.9707465]

>>9707349
cringe

[Anonymous No.9707519]

>>9705847
Not bad if is one of many religions, as always. But be realistic, it will be no surprise.

>>9707366
Wll done m8.

Btw, if dubs we all worship Cthulhu.

[Anonymous No.9707546]

>>9707465
not at all, faggot

[Anonymous No.9707580]

>>9705847
zensunni plz

[Anonymous No.9707614]

that satisfied feeling of being above the masses when on an internet science board, /sci fags regurgitate atheist rhetoric which has literally been programmed into their minds and the minds of their parents by religious groups over the last 1.5 centuries so as to diminish their sense of identity and motivation so as to enable that particular religious group to more easily economically and psychologically enslave them to a physical and mental plantation, above which those same religious folk are the slave masters.

Tfw when every major relevant discovery in mathematics, physics, and chemistry was made by highly religious individuals, all prior to circa 1900, and now science wannabes on an internet forum that have not made any great discoveries or contributions parrot atheist opinions which would have made them the laughing stock of any educated, free, thinking man for the history of eternity. tfwhen atheists do not even realize that their atheism is a religion in itself which has recently been invented and promulgated by a religious group with economic interests which successfully warped the meaning of life through their eyes so as to enslave them to corporate and carnal interests and desires such that they do not disrupt the global political and economic system since they are apathetic.

tldr; idiots

[Anonymous No.9707628]

>>9707546
>getting so buthurt by one word
laughing_jesus.jpeg

[Anonymous No.9707631]

>>9707614
the only AI i fear is an atheistic one

[Anonymous No.9707726]

>>9705847
Some kind of humanistic Buddhism and I'd be down with that. Abrahamism is shit though. It fosters self-shame, restriction of science/tech rendering them fragile and narrow, and traitorousness.

[Anonymous No.9707756]

>>9707614
being religious was virtually mandatory to being able to operate in society, your point proves nothing.

also. when you say "athiesm" is a religion, you are redifining what the word means! athiesm does not mean devoid of belief, it means devoid of organised religious belief.

i am surprised to find such a low-brow comment on here to be honest

[Anonymous No.9707757]

>>9706023
>Most of the world is already Atheist and Secular
Are you joking?

[Anonymous No.9707949]

>>9706023
>Most of the world is already Atheist and Secular
weak bait 0/10

[Anonymous No.9708016]

>>9706028
>>9707349
Found the fedora

[Anonymous No.9708021]

>>9706023
>Most of the world is already Atheist and Secular and there's nothing you skydaddy idiots can do about it.
tfw you haven't left the basement in years

[Anonymous No.9708046]

>>9707756
Don't forget it also fosters subservience. Literally the easiest religion to co-opt.

[Anonymous No.9708062]

>>9705847
Trips and it's Communism.

[Anonymous No.9708072]

>>9705847
I'm a man of science and facts but what ever keeps the dumb skulls in space from killing each other is fine by my as long as the spice keeps flowing.

[Anonymous No.9708851]

>>9707756
Positive atheism means "I believe that there is no God."

Negative atheism means "I do not believe in God."

Positive atheism entails negative atheism.

When people discuss atheism, they are generally referring to positive atheism since it would be impractical not to.

Note that neither of the above definitions refer to organized religion at all. That is not the focus of atheism.

[Anonymous No.9708867]

>>9707614
>atheist rhetoric which has literally been programmed into their minds and the minds of their parents by religious groups over the last 1.5 centuries so as to diminish their sense of identity and motivation so as to enable that particular religious group to more easily economically and psychologically enslave them to a physical and mental plantation, above which those same religious folk are the slave masters.

I remember when this type of thing could only be seen here as satire mocking neo-nazis, and now you morons legitimately run around spouting this shit off and you're dead serious. Truly amazing.

>Tfw when every major relevant discovery in mathematics, physics, and chemistry was made by highly religious individuals, all prior to circa 1900

Oh wow, all discoveries were made by religious people when the church ran all the educational institutions and everyone was either religion or forced to pretend they were. Again, a comment so stupid it looks exactly like satire.

[Anonymous No.9708868]

If dubs it's buddhism

[Anonymous No.9708872]

>>9706055
fuck

[Anonymous No.9708905]

>>9708867
>he said as the smell of cheeto dust wafted through the basement

[Anonymous No.9708926]

>>9708905
>a nazi unironically saying this
get some self-awareness

[Anonymous No.9708945]

>>9708926
>a nazi
GOT EM NAZIS BTFO

[Anonymous No.9708993]

>>9705858
if dubs it's mormons

[Anonymous No.9708998]

>>9707366

[Anonymous No.9709013]

>>9705862
Reroll my brother

[Anonymous No.9710249]

>>9708926
>>9708867
>nazis
atheist logic

[Anonymous No.9710251]

>>9708867
>everyone was either religion or forced to pretend they were
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.9711198]

>>9705858
if dubs its a rape-neoclassical music cult based on psilocybin, starcraft and electro-minimalist jazz fusion