OFFICIAL IQ TEST RESULTS ONLY

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OFFICIAL IQ TEST RESULTS ONLY Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:33:32 2018 No.9704434 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:37:02 2018 No.9704440 >>9704434 >not even good enough to scrape into Mense Disgraceful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:39:35 2018 No.9704445 File: 18 KB, 485x443, 1518320917009.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > Long nose and slant eye tribes count on fingers. Chub bash long nose and slant eye tribes and get pussy.

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:55:06 2018 No.9704461
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>>9704434
>couldn't even qualify for Mensa

The Cattell B scale SD is 24; on a normal scale (SD 15), your IQ would be about 128.

I figure this is a bait thread, but you ought to know in case it's not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:56:12 2018 No.9704462 is that a spermatozoon in the signature

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 14:59:26 2018 No.9704464 >>9704461 >The Cattell B scale SD is 24; on a normal scale (SD 15), your IQ would be about 128. an IQ of 128 is not 97th percentile brainlet.

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 15:09:42 2018 No.9704481
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>>9704464
http://iqcomparisonsite.com/IQtable.aspx
>96.9
>3.1%

You are technically right, but neither is 144 on the Cattell scale. The 3% figure is just them rounding to make you feel better.

No wonder your IQ is only 128.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 15:37:48 2018 No.9704542 >>9704461 >he qualifies for mensa epic i love being on the highest iq board where everyone is 150+

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 15:39:04 2018 No.9704545 >>9704461 I didn't ask, brainlet.

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 15:40:09 2018 No.9704547

>>9704481
>>9704461
lmao, you guys are really fucking stupid aren't you?

you do realize that the number that you get has value only in comparison to the population taking the test.

my 144 on the cattell is a 131 on the culture fair. both of these are 97th percentile.

the highest score you can get on either of these is in the 98th percentile. so what, that is a little over 130?

you would know if you took an actual supervised timed IQ test and not some online garbage that gave you the highest number.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 15:47:14 2018 No.9704566 File: 26 KB, 949x647, 1522469532434.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9704547 Says the one paying for an IQ test which doesnt have any meaning in the real world

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 15:49:46 2018 No.9704571 >>9704566 i am literally superior to every single person with an IQ lower than mine, and am inferior to everyone with a higher IQ than mine IQ defines you. it is literally your most important quality.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 15:50:48 2018 No.9704574 >>9704571 Your relationship with God is more important than any man made test.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 15:52:35 2018 No.9704576 >>9704571 You must have a really sad life, anon.

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 15:52:44 2018 No.9704579

>>9704566
lol, poorfag can't afford to take a test that he can use for marketing purposes as a surgeon.

i make six figures, and i like to see what my real IQ is instead of being a NEET taking online bullshit tests to post on /sci/ nonstop.

what's your IQ, brainlet? what's an online test that you can get >145 on to feel good about while you waste away in this ungodly place?

i bet you don't even get laid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 16:08:13 2018 No.9704599 lol what kind of surgeon uses mensa as a marketing tool? Fucking loser.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 16:12:05 2018 No.9704610 >expecting people to honestly post iq scores Just like how everyone has a 4.0 GPA the 145 iq people will suddenly come out of the woodwork.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 16:14:37 2018 No.9704615 >>9704610 GPA is a stupid scale, why designate a mark as perfect when it's possible to attain without actually getting 100%?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 16:15:09 2018 No.9704616 >>9704610 OP did. and all the brainlets are giving him shit for it. >>9704599 it goes a long way. doesn't it feel nice to know the person who is cutting into you is at least smart enough to be in MENSA? or would you rather him not.

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 16:15:56 2018 No.9704619

>>9704571
if this is a serious post i feel really bad for you lol

the fact that you have so few redeeming qualities that you feel the need to latch onto this shit to feel some semblance of importance in your life is quite telling

you're literally the reason why IQ =/= success in life, and is merely a predictor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 16:18:24 2018 No.9704624 >>9704616 I could qualify for MENSA, but I'm not qualified to be a Surgeon. I've most definitely met people with a lower IQ than mine that are better at their medical profession than I could ever be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 16:23:14 2018 No.9704632 >>9704624 >I could qualify for MENSA you could qualify for MENSA? have you taken the fucking test? is OP the only one who actually had the balls to do this. BTW medical professions consist of the highest IQ individuals out of all professions.

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Anonymous Sat Apr 28 16:29:27 2018 No.9704650

>>9704616
Knowing that the surgeon is smart enough to be in MENSA doesn't make me feel better about his abilities, it makes me feel like he's less socially adjusted than he is intelligent because he feels the need show superiority to his patients, as if we aren't already aware that he's a fucking surgeon

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 16:30:31 2018 No.9704652 >>9704632 [citation required]

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 16:33:32 2018 No.9704661
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>>9704650
cool story bro.

if i had a choice between a MENSA surgeon operating on me and one who wasn't, given all else is the same, the choice is obvious who i'd choose.

>>9704652

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 17:40:47 2018 No.9704849 File: 73 KB, 644x800, 1523593205045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] t-this test is bullshit, right? http://test.mensa.no/#

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 17:49:16 2018 No.9704869 >>9704849 It's one of the best online

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 17:56:26 2018 No.9704881 >>9704464 yes it is, faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:07:05 2018 No.9704898 File: 247 KB, 638x359, 1511110928304.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9704869 i got 103

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:17:38 2018 No.9704919 File: 12 KB, 668x448, tfw2smart.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9704849 >>9704869 I am happy i got some good results. My last tests 1 month ago where shit. Now i am back at studying it is good again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:20:28 2018 No.9704924 >>9704445 good point, IQ isn't everything

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:23:15 2018 No.9704932

>>9704571
the fact that you believe this shows you have no understanding of other positive human qualities and types of intelligence.

You are either a fucking retard and lying, or you're a savant who still wears Velcro shoes because laces cause an emotional overload in your brain

t. IQ 145 PHD research scientist who is also good at everything else in life

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:28:24 2018 No.9704942 >>9704579 >i make six figures

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:30:23 2018 No.9704947 >>9704919 >My last tests 1 month ago where shit what was your score?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:31:46 2018 No.9704951 >>9704947 like 115-125 i dont remember though

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:32:49 2018 No.9704956 >>9704951 more like 123-ish

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>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:35:18 2018 No.9704969 >>9704957 Did you share it on facebook you egotistical faggot?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:36:58 2018 No.9704976 >>9704957 Pretty weird for a phoneposter

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:37:57 2018 No.9704982 >>9704434 Its rather telling when none of these Mensa cardholders have ever done anything note worthy with their high pattern recognition ("IQ") scores.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:38:31 2018 No.9704985 >>9704969 Fuck no. This was actually where I thought I was. It surprised me to see that I had a good idea of what my iq was.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:40:30 2018 No.9704990 >>9704985 >Fuck no. good nobody likes those people The irony is posting that publicly demonstrates a lack of social intelligence

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:44:16 2018 No.9704999 >>9704990 Im no social genius but I at least know its a dick move to do some shit like that, I only say how smart I am when a coversation with my friends shifts to how smart we are in comparison to each other

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:48:45 2018 No.9705014 >>9704999 Not him. Do you talk about iqs? No doubths you are spergs. Or if they are talking about intelligence, sauying iqs is pretty sperg. >>9704969 u jelly?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:53:34 2018 No.9705028 File: 81 KB, 631x838, c1d245b36053f38b8d8124822b1879e7--anzujaamu-kawaii-hair.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IQ is now inversely proportional to dick size. How fucked are you?

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:54:03 2018 No.9705030

>>9705014
>Do you talk about iqs?
Not often, only when talking to friends when the subject comes up naturally (or me making fun of my siblings because i'm smarter)

>u jelly?
No, i'm a research scientist (full PhD with a real job) and an IQ of 145
I was one of those 'gifted children' in elementary school

You IQ fags really don't understand what it takes to be good at life, it's both sad and funny

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:56:23 2018 No.9705035 >>9704434 What does this have to do with science or math?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 18:57:13 2018 No.9705038 >>9705035 you must be new to /sci/ the insecure IQ fags create multiple threads on a daily basis

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 19:05:37 2018 No.9705063 >>9704982 it's rather telling when posters pull shit out of their ass and then eat it up, your post for example

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 19:10:03 2018 No.9705078 >>9705014 Well I'm a sperg, and im convinced some of them are as well, to a degree

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 19:10:04 2018 No.9705079 >>9705030 >>u jelly? didn't ask you though. I never said i am a IQ fag, although i think it really measures your intelligence. Not that that is the only key for succes... but it is good allways

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 19:15:28 2018 No.9705094 >>9705079 I was replying to the guy that tagged both of us my bad

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 19:17:09 2018 No.9705097 >>9704571 >productivity is irrelevant Back to your containment board pol. You didn't invent anything

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 19:24:04 2018 No.9705118 File: 272 KB, 615x506, 1517732142851.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9705028 I just broke math.

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 19:26:17 2018 No.9705123

>Be boy in late 90s
>Curious about mensa, Attend a mensa meeting with my grandfather
>Everyone is arguing about whether or not the earth is flat
>Two women tell me they're actually witches and ask me for some of my hair
>Browse /x/ and /sci/
>Holy shit it's the same people

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 19:29:31 2018 No.9705129 >>9704434 Mensa is an actual meme. They exist to provide the supply of a "legitimate testing company" for idiotic IQ circle jerkers like OP who demand the need to feel superior to others without doing any work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 19:29:58 2018 No.9705131 >>9704661 >tfw you get the black surgeon with a 107 IQ

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 19:38:41 2018 No.9705143 >>9704434 This is fake. Mensa doesn't tell you your score.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 20:08:10 2018 No.9705187 >>9704579 >advertising purposes If I knew my surgeon was only in the 97th percentile, I would find a new surgeon. Literally 1 in 30 people is smarter than you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 20:15:25 2018 No.9705198 >>9704643 Damn, poor guy. But how did he not notice that at least 10-15 of the other kids in his classroom were better than him?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 20:16:31 2018 No.9705199 >>9705198 The same reason he irrationally thought he was destined for greatness: Dunning kruger effect

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 20:38:57 2018 No.9705223

>>9704579
I too make six figures but save it for family rather than spend it on useless shit like IQ tests. Anyone that puts value into such things lives a sad life and people that use it as an excuse for not succeeding is scum. IQ doesnt hold anyone back from doing anything

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 20:46:50 2018 No.9705228
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Found out my grandfathers were/are both in mensa. Both of them are just military vets while one was also a civil engineer (bachelors). So this is the power of mensa and IQ huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:27:14 2018 No.9705286 >>9705228 Shame that their offspring isn't as gifted as they are, huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 21:59:48 2018 No.9705336 >>9704434 mensa was created in order to earn pocket money and bragging rights completely meaningless in any useful way other than to giggle at people that value it

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 22:11:31 2018 No.9705356 >>9704579 paying people to massage your ego for you ROFLMAO

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 22:18:15 2018 No.9705371 Regression to the mean sucks. My grandpa got 145 back in the day and joined Mensa, my dad got 138 and joined Mensa, and I got 131, just below the cutoff. I worry that my kids are going to be in the low 120s.

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 22:23:32 2018 No.9705376

This man gets it. Intelligence is nothing if you don't have underlings or support; sadly, this is why autists get beat down all the time.

>iq 141 by official test
>me to me: "iq is useless anon"
>also me: *fiddles with biochemical computers* "Damn, it's not working. Add more adenosylcobalamin."

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 22:26:21 2018 No.9705387 >>9704643 Yeah, he's a melodramatic faggot. But I do think psychologists are evil for inflicting this stupid shit on the world.

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 22:29:24 2018 No.9705397

Protip: Instead of complaining that your IQ isn't high enough for what you want to do, just go into a field where the average is low enough that you'll be a god. I have a 138, but instead of competing in math or science where everyone is that smart, I decided to major in history and was at the top of my class every time and now teach at uni.

Anonymous Sat Apr 28 23:19:52 2018 No.9705503

How accurate is an IQ test taken as a kid? I only got 135 when I was about 9-10, but standardized test scores in high school seem to imply that I'd be closer to top 0.5%, even though I never studied for them and had a shitty Oklahoma high school education.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 23:23:42 2018 No.9705514 >>9705063 sorry, but Im gonna need a source on that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 28 23:49:52 2018 No.9705578 >>9705503 >How accurate is an IQ test taken as a kid? IQ can change significantly to age 25. This is due to differential development rates. Blacks and women tend to mature faster but then plateau out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 00:12:03 2018 No.9705627 >>9704434 and still no one really cares " he scored a 131. he seems normal to me."

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 02:52:14 2018 No.9705866 >>9705286 Fuck a PhD i should have just joined the military and then do civil engineering to unlock full IQ powers huh

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 02:56:45 2018 No.9705875 >>9704571 you're not wrong and people will still deny it because they have never been utterly BTFO by a brainchad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 12:01:51 2018 No.9706587 File: 30 KB, 723x510, scam.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9704849 How fucked am i if we translate this score to the actual IQ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 12:03:54 2018 No.9706589 >>9704434 lol what the fuck thats me :D >t. Alex G

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 12:04:56 2018 No.9706595 >>9706589 >>9704434 I lost it some months ago, thanks for finding it for me

Anonymous Sun Apr 29 12:15:54 2018 No.9706615

>>9704434
>>9706589
>>9706595
fucking jews charged me £25 for this shit

>>9704849
ye, its accurate if you do it only once (obviously), got pretty much the same score on the online one(132), which is within 1 percent of >>9704434

I'm surprised u saved it op. I posted it like a year ago on the day I got it

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 12:20:02 2018 No.9706631 >>9705376 I try not to say this often if at all, but holy shit go back to >>/r/eddit

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 12:25:07 2018 No.9706643 >>9705397 too bad math is only thing i am intrested in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 12:48:40 2018 No.9706727 >>9706587 Not very. That specific test is a pretty good gauge.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 12:52:02 2018 No.9706734 >>9704957 I got 133 in this test. I think it is false

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 13:14:24 2018 No.9706841 >>9705030 what's your field ? if it's not theoretical physics or pure maths you're probably not that smart, fag

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 13:57:00 2018 No.9706954 >>9704571 So it's true, height is to /fit/ as IQ is to /sci/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 13:59:58 2018 No.9706961 >>9704643 It's funny because it's all in his head.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 14:44:04 2018 No.9707037 >>9706954 IQ is far, far more important than height and is an indicator of what makes humans human.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 14:45:49 2018 No.9707040 >>9706954 I.Q. measures the most important aspect of people, their ability to think. If I could, I would nuke an entire country for an extra 10 I.Q. points.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 15:11:48 2018 No.9707078 >>9704434 I got 130 on the mensa.no test. Don't feel like testing again or do a proper test since it will probably be less and that would hurt my self-esteem.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 19:12:34 2018 No.9707483 >>9704571 As if IQ were like some DBZ power level shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 19:43:48 2018 No.9707529 >>9707037 Until someone bigger and stronger kills you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 19:49:16 2018 No.9707536 >>9704849 I've gotten 135 on that test and I'm dumb as shit. IQ is nonsense.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 21:08:44 2018 No.9707647 >>9704616 In all seriousness I'd feel less comfortable knowing my surgeon was a MENSA member. It's a sign they're overcompensating for something, mentally.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 29 22:55:20 2018 No.9707754 >>9707529 desu, in the modern environment smaller people are more dangerous, so long as they are armed with a pistol.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 00:47:39 2018 No.9707920 So Mensa's just a thinly veiled PoI registry, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 00:52:50 2018 No.9707937 >>9707078 Same here. I can live with 130. It has a nice rounded quality, even if it's not genius tier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 01:10:11 2018 No.9707967 >>9704571 Except iq breaks down once you pass the threshold brainlet scum

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 01:59:42 2018 No.9708035 >>9704434 lol yer dumb

Anonymous Mon Apr 30 02:31:38 2018 No.9708098

>>9705387

His own fault for being a fucking idiot and not bothering to research what IQ really means. It's probably the most severely abused system of all time.

It is borderline USELESS for making any meaningful prediction about an individual and their life course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 02:49:10 2018 No.9708122 >>9704571 Okay Sam Harris and Charles Murray jeez

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 02:49:13 2018 No.9708123 >>9707037 >>9707040 just proving >>9706954 his point. Seriously though, we should just rename this board IQ and University.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 03:36:07 2018 No.9708168 File: 2 KB, 93x125, 1524420013994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is everyone so obsessed with IQ...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 05:25:36 2018 No.9708300 What's annoying is he gets btfo then just starts a new thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 06:06:49 2018 No.9708341 >>9704849 125, 95.2 percentile, I am a fucking brainlet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 06:34:52 2018 No.9708367 >>9704571 >Americans This is why no American accomplishes anything

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 06:40:44 2018 No.9708372 >>9707529 Yeah, and that's why the big and strong tigers, crocodiles and lions are on top of the food chain, and not the small and weak humans

Anonymous Mon Apr 30 07:37:06 2018 No.9708433

>>9704434
I got 156 IQ in Cattell scale on IRL, official Mensa test. Can look for the photo if you want.

>>9704571
Not really.

>>9705143
They do.

>>9705503
My IQ was significantly growing as I was tested every 3 years or so in primary, middle, high school and university.

>>9708168
Well, this board is about science and math and IQ is one of best, if not best indicator of how good you can get at it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 10:03:55 2018 No.9708617 >>9707536 sams im braindead

Anonymous Mon Apr 30 14:00:58 2018 No.9709072

>>9706587
i'm OP and i got that same score on that same test. it was mostly easy but i got stuck at question #29 and lost a lot of time because of my OCD perfectionism and had to guess on the ones after.

>>9708433
>I got 156 IQ in Cattell scale on IRL, official Mensa test. Can look for the photo if you want.

very nice, so you got into mensa. i'm going to take the test again very soon because i was so close.

what do you do for a living? what did you study?

not that i don't believe you, but a photo would be great to shut out all the fake IQ online posters here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 14:17:47 2018 No.9709104 >>9704571 +1upvoted for "Bait Of The Year Award"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 14:20:42 2018 No.9709109 >>9705198 Dumb people are too dumb to know they are dumb.

Anonymous Mon Apr 30 14:47:06 2018 No.9709152
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>>9709072
>so you got into mensa
I got invited but rejected offer. I barely have enough time to work, study and do my own projects and I rather spend free time with like-minded friends than strangers from Mensa.

>what do you do for a living? what did you study?
I used to work in gamedev, but now I'm a full stack web developer + some AI R&D and soon I'll be moved to new AR/VR department.
I study computer science, but I don't really attend any classes since 3rd year. I self-learned most of it in middle/high school and now I'm here just for papers. But I find theoretical computer science and discrete math really fun.

Anonymous Mon Apr 30 14:55:29 2018 No.9709169

>>9709152
>I study computer science, but I don't really attend any classes since 3rd year. I self-learned most of it in middle/high school and now I'm here just for papers. But I find theoretical computer science and discrete math really fun.

damn. nice.

CS is something i regret never starting earlier. i studied all the sciences, majored in physics and biochem, went to harvard, but only started learning python last year because it was required for this physics research iw as doing.

in fact, all of the scientific research now requires data science. no more pipetting bullshit which i always hated anyway.

>>9709152
>I got invited but rejected offer. I barely have enough time to work, study and do my own projects and I rather spend free time with like-minded friends than strangers from Mensa.

i only want to join so i can put it on my future advertisement for surgery. i worked with a world-class eye surgeon who adds that to his list of accolades (amongst going to darthmouth undergrad, columbia med, harvard residency, emory fellowship, nyu stern MBA, etc etc etc).

Anonymous Mon Apr 30 15:04:23 2018 No.9709184

>>9705131
Not-so-surprisingly, surgery doesn't require exceptional knowledge/neuroplasticity within medical fields. It's much worse if your anesthesiologist, who has to know a lot more math and chemistry than your surgeon, is low IQ.

The subset of medical skills that a surgeon applies his job largely consists of the less difficult elements of medical education: memorization of anatomy and procedures, with a strong need for focus. Neither should show a strong correlation with IQ, though med school admissions surely filter out the true idiots from becoming doctors. I wouldn't be shocked to hear that many high-IQ med school admits don't have the fine motor coordination to be successful physicists (consider how many internists have terrible handwriting.)

Funnily enough, Ben Carson (a black neurosurgeon) titled his autobiography "Gifted Hands."

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 15:06:42 2018 No.9709187 >>9709169 What do you mean by future advertisement for surgery? You want to use the fact of being a member of mensa to add credibility or use mensa for promoting yourself? Also good luck pursuing your dreams.

Anonymous Mon Apr 30 15:07:19 2018 No.9709191
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>>9709184
>>9705131
you'd have to be a damned fool to have a nigger operating on you.

i'm white myself and i prefer asian doctors for obvious reasons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 15:09:26 2018 No.9709195 >>9709191 What if your surgeon has 180 IQ but insanely shaky hands?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 15:12:28 2018 No.9709201 >IQ is only 104 (WAIS-III) Fuck me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 30 15:20:04 2018 No.9709211 >>9709195 lol

Anonymous Mon Apr 30 22:14:45 2018 No.9710118

>>9709195
then he wouldn't be a surgeon.

surgeons aren't particularly the smartest. there is a huge performance component. the surgeon i keep mentioning who's in MENSA barely performs surgeries anymore, he just hires underlings to do it for them.

he isn't doing anything life-saving. hence his stern MBA. he's a businessman. a multi-millionaire who drives a ferrari.

he gave me free laser eye surgery just for working with him for a few months. i was one of the few people he liked. he is a dick though. he is definitely smarter than me and most doctors i meet though, that's a fact.

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Anonymous Tue May 1 16:15:50 2018 No.9711706

I haven't managed to work up the will required to take an IQ test; I figure that the best case scenario is an apathetic 150. Statistically, I'm much likely to score outside the range of "basically required to succeed in Academia," ending in my inevitable suicide.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 16:19:34 2018 No.9711717 >>9704615 4.0 doesn’t mean “perfect” it means “got all A’s”.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 16:29:19 2018 No.9711736 File: 480 KB, 1125x2436, 4863F99F-0340-4761-9F51-6FD80C462FE3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guess it’s good that I’m a business major.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 16:32:20 2018 No.9711740 >>9709169 God if being in Mensa is really an "accomplishment" you would put on an ad as a surgeon I feel bad for you

Anonymous Tue May 1 20:52:12 2018 No.9712178

>>9707920
I'd only join Mensa to meet friends. It gets harder and harder to meet friends after you are out of school. There is nothing wrong with want to hang out with people you can relate too, and it is well know that if you are a standard deviation or more different than someone else it is much harder to make a connection. Sure, you can, but why force yourself to be lonelier just because of internet memes? Also, mainstream liberals hate MENSA, so it is a probably a good place to go after all.

Anonymous Tue May 1 20:55:47 2018 No.9712186

>>9709184
>Ben Carson (a black neurosurgeon) titled his autobiography "Gifted Hands."
I guarantee Ben Carson is only competent. A competent black man is always promoted as a genius. At least with jews the "greatest doctor in the country!" is usually a decent if not good doctor.
>prefer asian doctors for obvious reasons.
Med school is probably like undergrad. You have to filter out the jews from the whites to get accurate numbers and that doesn't do that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 1 23:25:47 2018 No.9712423 File: 44 KB, 546x789, 1524608809316.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw mensa IQ but lazy/unmotivated and skip classes way too much

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:49:05 2018 No.9713437 >>9712178 Dude don't. I mean sure, it could just be me and it was nearly 5 years ago, but I had two horrible experiences with Mensa meetups. Every single person was the personification of navel-gazing and the conversations reflected that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:38:55 2018 No.9713788 >>9713437 Tell us some stories.

Anonymous Wed May 2 14:56:23 2018 No.9713831
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>>9709109
>>9705199
i did very poorly in school (graduated late with 1.3 gpa) and i always thought i was a retard. so does that make me a retard who is aware hes a retard, or am i actually smart because i have the self awareness to know how retarted i am?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:05:46 2018 No.9713852 >>9704579 >i bet you dont even get laid BTFO NERD

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:29:14 2018 No.9713895 File: 33 KB, 1211x406, retard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9704849 Holy shit I really am retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:31:01 2018 No.9713900 Does anyone know how they measure blind peoples’ IQ? Obviously not seeing the patterns doesn’t make you retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:35:41 2018 No.9713907 >>9713900 >Obviously not seeing the patterns doesn’t make you retarded Seeing patterns is the purpose of IQ

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:36:07 2018 No.9713908 >>9713895 There is no way you did this test seriously, it'd mean your IQ is lower than 80

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:51:27 2018 No.9713937 >>9713908 We have plenty of people claiming to have iqs 130 and above, why is it the guy with less than 80 that you're doubting?

Anonymous Wed May 2 15:55:51 2018 No.9713943

>>9713908

Nah it bugged out on me I just though that was funny. A few questions in it bugged out and the page went blank so I refreshed and it gave me that.

Took it for real and got 125 so I am still retarded though, especially if these scores are inflated as much as I hear.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:00:45 2018 No.9713949 File: 29 KB, 722x668, 135.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lot of brainlets itt. i work in equity capital markets

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:33:10 2018 No.9714010 File: 113 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180502-153200.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The last ones were giving me trouble. So how did I do?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:14:24 2018 No.9714094 >>9704661 >[math]\exists[/math] sub-100 iq college professors the literal state of american universities

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:31:30 2018 No.9714130 >>9708168 I only see people on pol and sci whom talk about IQ. Irl people dont give a shit

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 18:06:39 2018 No.9714202 File: 37 KB, 1197x655, my iq.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9713949 i would hate having to compete with you , id have to be at my best everyday just to keep up

>>	rapping man Wed May 2 18:18:29 2018 No.9714222 >>9704571 if you're serious lad, I feel bad for you son don't be mad, but I don't got an eq of 1

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 18:19:17 2018 No.9714225 >>9714222 ur gay

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 18:20:02 2018 No.9714226 >>9705187 >how smart you are matters in hand work

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 18:21:20 2018 No.9714229 >>9714226 some surgeons leave scalpels inside you and stitch you back up

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 18:22:00 2018 No.9714231 >>9714225 for you <3 glomps your beaker-chode

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 19:48:09 2018 No.9714484 >>9714229 >this has to be due to iq and no other reason

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:34:27 2018 No.9714597 >>9714226 Hey if you don't mind having a retard poke around at your internal organs, more power to you, but I'd rather leave it to someone smart.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:49:15 2018 No.9714634 >>9704571 The fact that so many people don't get this is bait really says a a lot about how smart the people in this thread actually are

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:54:28 2018 No.9714737 >>9714597 >iq makes you a good surgeon >not actual hard work and experience

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:58:04 2018 No.9714742 >>9714737 I didn't say that. Have you considered that maybe I want a hardworking surgeon with experience who also happens not to be a brainlet like yourself?

Anonymous Wed May 2 22:02:57 2018 No.9714750

>>9705198

Probably had low grades, but teachers + parents constantly told him he was smart, but just needed to put more effort in.

Then maybe he thought that anybody that puts effort in must be trying to make up for being naturally dumb, so good grades = dumb.

So now he's trapped in a vortex of ever worsening grades, while his perceived intelligence increases.

At least that's what happened to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:04:19 2018 No.9714754 >>9705371 You can fight back. Marry a 150 IQ qt, she'll like that you are a low IQ, impulsive, emotionally lead brainlet.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:04:53 2018 No.9714874 >>9714754 >150 iq >qt Never seen one in the wild and probably never will because they are so rare

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