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Anonymous Tue May 18 23:31:32 2010 No.969983 [Reply] [Original]

A meteor is a mere month from crashing into the Earth and potentially destroying human life.

What the fuck would we do?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:31:32 2010 No.969985 Stop regarding everything you see on TV is real, for one

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:32:32 2010 No.969992 There is nothing we can do but watch and hope by some miracle is misses us.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:32:32 2010 No.969993 Post about it on /sci/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:32:32 2010 No.969994 HAHA A METEOR DESTROYING HUMAN LIFE? A METEOR? HUMAN LIFE? HAHAHAHA!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:32:32 2010 No.969998 blast it with piss

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:33:32 2010 No.970004 send nuke towards it We have plenty to spare

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:34:32 2010 No.970009 simple, we land one of the cargo ships on the asteroid and extend the hyperspace bubble around the asteroid just long enough for it to fly through earth and avoid hitting it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:35:32 2010 No.970012 Send Bruce Willi and Ben Affleck to drill into it so they can drop a nuke inside.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:35:32 2010 No.970013 >>970004 Can't work.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:36:32 2010 No.970017 >>970012 So they can break it in half and now we have two pieces of giant rock falling towards us? Thanks Bruce, you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:37:32 2010 No.970026 Nothing. Meteors are harmless.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:37:32 2010 No.970031 File: 383 KB, 640x480, 1274236838349.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Meteor >Month >Potential to destroy humanity

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:37:32 2010 No.970029 >>970017 Better than one giant piece

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:38:32 2010 No.970035 Hope it hits north korea

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:38:32 2010 No.970036 Lol you know a meteor is the light from the actual 'meteroid'. They are much smaller than asteroids...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:38:32 2010 No.970038 Fuck womens.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:38:32 2010 No.970040 >>970035 I don't I admire that little bastard

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:38:32 2010 No.970041 >>970029 No it's not. All humans will die regardless.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:39:32 2010 No.970049 >>970026 METEOR METEORITE METEOROID

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:40:32 2010 No.970051 >>970041 nu uh If the pieces are small enough they will disintegrate in the atmosphere And if they're not big enough, they will not raise enough dust to cause a new ice age

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:40:32 2010 No.970053 If futurama taught me anything, it's that we need to make a giant ball of garbage and shoot it at the asteroid/meteor/whatever.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:40:32 2010 No.970052 This entire thread has been deleted pleases go

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:41:32 2010 No.970060 File: 35 KB, 385x477, bruce-willis1..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>970017 I don't... wha... are you mad at me?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:41:32 2010 No.970065 >>970053 I don't know about you, but Futurama taught me EVERYTHING.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:43:32 2010 No.970070 >>970051 You know how many bombs it would take to explode a meteoroid into harmless bits of rock? We don't even have nukes designed for space flight.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:43:32 2010 No.970072 METEOROID - STILL IN SPACE METEOR - BURNED UP METEORITE - HITS EARTH MAGMA - INSIDE THE VOLCANO LAVA - OUTSIDE THE VOLCANO STALACTITE - HANGS FROM THE CEILING, C FOR CEILING STALAGMITE - G FOR GROUND

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:44:32 2010 No.970079 >>970070 yeah we do, it was in space cowboys, the russians have it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:45:32 2010 No.970082 >>970072 YOUR DICK - IN YOUR HAND MY DICK - IN YOUR MOM

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:45:32 2010 No.970094 >>970072 Meteor is the trail a meteoroid makes. It doesn't technically mean "burned up"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:46:32 2010 No.970100 >>970072 I always thought of it like "stalagmites" as in mites bugs that crawl on the floor but yeah that works too

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:46:32 2010 No.970099 File: 2 KB, 210x187, uhhuh.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>970079

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:47:32 2010 No.970107 >>970072 why didnt anyone ever tell me this about stalagmites and shit? thats so easy to remember

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:48:32 2010 No.970113 >>969983 What the fuck kind of Earth is in your picture? Fucking 90% watermass on any given half MY ASS!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:56:32 2010 No.970163 >>970107 they told me this in mammoth cave

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 23:58:32 2010 No.970186 >>970113 That's obviously just a small portion of the Earth, within the Pacific Ocean.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 19 11:11:32 2010 No.972834 gah

>>	Anonymous Wed May 19 11:15:32 2010 No.972845 Id send chuck noris to destroy it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 19 11:16:32 2010 No.972851 >>970072 stalactites have to hold on tight or they'll fall stalagmites might reach the ceiling.

Anonymous Wed May 19 11:17:32 2010 No.972856
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