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969670 No.969670 [Reply] [Original]

How can you believe in evolution if it is only a theory (a goose) ?

>> No.969678

Posting in a gooseroll thread without being gooserolled

>> No.969685

Oh look its that trollbot
As you can see its quiet sophisticated

>> No.969686

>>969678

>> No.969694

Dude I fucking love birds! They're so fucking awesome they're like little fucking dinosaurs but with only two legs and no arms and they've got like no easily visible teeth and shit.

>> No.969766

>>969694
They fly and shit too.

>> No.969771

>>969766
and they can fucking stand on powerlines and shit too

>> No.969811
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>>969694
They fucking talk and shit too.

>> No.969827

>>969811
Fucking parrots, how do they work?

Fucking miracles.

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>>969771
They make fucking nests and shit too.

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They fucking walk around in my front yard while in breeding condition (note the green on it's face) and shit too.

>> No.969913

>>969903
*its

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They shit and shit too.

>> No.969938

>>969930
BIRDS ARE FULL OF SHIT.

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Swimming fuckers.

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Hungry fuckers

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Dead fuckas.

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>>970062
Zombie fuckas.

>> No.970090

>>970010
What the fuck a smaller bird feeding a larger bird of a seemingly different species?

>>970077
What the fuck?

>> No.970108

Waiting to see what the post will look like next is like opening those 25 cardboard doors on the calendar leading up to Christmas. I can't wait for the next one, even though it's going to be trite and useless.

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>>970077
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>>970077

>> No.970123

>>970090

Yeah. There are birds that kick out the eggs in the nest of the smaller bird, lay their egg, and the smaller bird raises it thinking its hers.
It obviously doesn't happen all the time though because then they would go extinct. But it does occasionally.

Sorry but I don't remember the names of the species.

>> No.970130

How can you believe in continental drift if it is only a theory?

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>>970119

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>>970090
One: That is a different species. It's a European Cuckoo. They're a brood parasite. Brown-headed Cow Birds do this in the U.S (and are a huge problem; i.e. "problem native species")

Two: I've dissected a bird before and I still can't quite grasp what's going on there. Basically a hawk ate it's neck, but apparently managed to leave the spine, trachea and esophagus intact.

Also, have some Secretary Bird.

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Well, I might as well mindfuck the non-biologists here with a Shoebill if someone's going to keep bumping this. That's a duck in it's mouth.

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>>970119

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>> No.970216

>>970200
so this bird goes around picking up ducks and dropping them?

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>>970216
I dunno. They're definitely carnivores, but I think they eat fish.

>> No.970231

Oh jesus, OP.

I lol'ed buckets. Well played.

>> No.970242

>>970216
>>970228
Oh, hey, I found the original source of the pic. Turns out he was just moving the duck out of the way.

http://photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=5681137