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9689742 No.9689742 [Reply] [Original]

Think this paints a good picture of STEM majors in college.

>> No.9689744

>Mathfags are Russian
this actually makes sense

>> No.9689746

Replace chemists with cuckolds and mathfags with lonely, autistic virgins.

>> No.9689759

>>9689742
seems about right

>> No.9689819

>biochem
>a not as brainlet brainlet pretending to be smart and a not as completely cucked cuck

>> No.9690010
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9690010

>>9689742
Programming

>> No.9690203
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9690203

>Engineering
Fixed that for you

>> No.9690260

>>9689742
As a microbiology major in my first year, I can confirm. I had a 3.9 GPA and dropped all the way to 3.0 in one semester. Currently failing all my classes except for my Gen Eds.

Just end my suffering

>> No.9690267
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9690267

pretty accurate.

>> No.9690754

>>9689742
>tfw fedoralord is the only one there who is happy

>> No.9690755

>>9690754
the retard looks pretty happy

>> No.9690800
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>>9689742

>> No.9690861

>>9690203
I don't get it? Usually bio or pre-med majors ares associated with lefty or sjw values in college. engineering students usually are flat out socially inept virgins in college.

>> No.9690967

>>9689742
CS is basically math++, i.e. a CS graduate is considered elite, capable of mastering in 1 year what math graduates do in 2 years. Deal with it!

World's elite universities will tell you right away that as their CS student you are considered the best group they have and that math students go slower than you are, and increase your load to crazy levels As a CS student, you are expected to master (continuous) calculus, discrete calculus (discrete math proofs, hypercubes for parallel algorithms), optimization (machine/deep learning, compilers), category theory (functional programming), logic (up to automated proofs, i.e. including set theory), differential equations, topology (computational geometry, distributed algorithms), probability and statistics (reinforcement learning, queueing), number theory (cryptology), graph theory (almost everywhere)... There is no functional analysis needed yet, but it's heavily used for PhD degrees anyway. You need to know all this down to the level of proving theorems if you want to achieve anything in CS.

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>>9690967
>CS students are a universities best group

>> No.9691041

>>9689819
thats why you do physical chemistry and study biological systems instead

>> No.9691065

>>9690967
10/10 bate

>> No.9691407

>>9689742
Wow, cringe. Please leave this board and take your cancerous oc with you.

>> No.9691967
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>>9689742
this is the right image from experience

>> No.9691977
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9691977

>>9689742

>> No.9691981

>>969026
oof maybe microbiology is not for u my dude

>> No.9691982

>>9691977
I thought the virgin chad meme was supposed to be composed of contrasting pairs of features not just random unrelated shit that kinda gives the feeling of a chad and a virgin.

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>>9689744

>> No.9691996
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>>9691985

>> No.9692170

>>9690861
engineering is all men

>> No.9692173

>>9690800
>computer scientists simulating anything.
oh, I am lahffin'

>> No.9692177

>>9690967
maybe a bit too obvious bait

>> No.9692181

>>9691996
it's true, jews are the mustard race.

>> No.9692185
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>>9692173
yes, keep laughing pls

>> No.9692214

>>9692170
>being all men makes it gay
Guess the time when only men ran the government of nations and were allowed to vote was gay too? I can't believe on 4chan of all places that being supermajority male is considered a bad thing.

>> No.9692384

>>9691996
>thinking Russian = Jewish

For fuck's sake.

>> No.9692439

>Bio are brainlets
While this might be true, Bio classes are the most mentally exhausting classes a person can take. Physics and Math are at least semi fun when it comes to problem solving. Bio is just fucking memorization and is a million times more hell then any "harder" science.

>> No.9692835

>>9691977
lost

>> No.9692848

>>9689742
yet another thread where people are jealous of we physics ubermensch

>> No.9692855

>>9691982
the virgin/chad meme was always supposed to be as follows
virgin: kind of awkward, realistic, relatable to some. entirely human

chad: completely off the wall, unbelievable by any standard, absurd to the Nth degree, extravagant

but sadly, brain dead stupid reddit niggers couldn't make that connection and started using the virgin/chad meme to prop up their shitty, boring opinions

>> No.9692858

>>9692170
>tfw gf is NukEng student
the only other female in engineering I know of is a friend who switched from chemistry to matsci

>> No.9692878

>>9690260
Nigga how, I just finished micro so I'm curious

>> No.9692907

>>9692855
A lot of the virgin/chad meme has turned into the virgin thing I don't like vs. the Chad thing I like.

>> No.9692954

>>9692835
please tell me im not the only one who thought this was funny

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>>9692855
>>9692907

>> No.9693036

>>9693008
you have to go back, smooth brain

>> No.9693649

>>9691977
Can someone redo this but this time it actually reflects what pure math students do and applied math students do?

>> No.9693656

>>9693649
why would they do that?
the meme doesn't exist to validate you in your insecurity

>> No.9693659

>>9693656
It's only funny if at least some of it is true.

>the meme doesn't exist to validate you in your insecurity

wrong reply?

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>>9689742
Can someone explain why we (mathfags) are identified with a cock?

>> No.9693697

>>9693679
You guys obsess over proofs like that russian chicken meme.

>> No.9693704

>>9693697
also russians are coincidentally math gods

>> No.9693714

>>9693704
*germanic speakers

>> No.9693719

>>9693714
nah not really
>euler
>lobachevsky
>chebyshev
>arnold
>kolmogorov
>lyapunov
>markov
>sobolev
>steklov

etc. etc.
literally half of post-calculus math is based on russian mathematicians

>> No.9693729

>>9693719
>euler
>russian
He studied there only.

>> No.9693731

>>9693729
>live 80% of your life in russia
>marry your waifu there
>die there
"he studied there only"
also forgot to add perelman as one of the more modern ones

>> No.9693744

>>9693697
What? Not doing proofs is to math like masturbation is to sex. It's not an obsession, just proper practice.

>> No.9694053

>>9693719
lmao you're just like my ruski prof trying to claim Euler.

>> No.9694066

>>9693731
>living in Russian turns you Russian
embarrassing post desu

>> No.9694077

>>9691967
Can confirm. A lot of the physics guys in my school are chad-tier and a few stacies as well.

>> No.9694301

>>9694077
>Physics
>chad
I really would love to know what qualifies as "Chad" to you. Ability to talk to women without stuttering?

>> No.9694323

>>9694066
He's an amerimutt, he can't comprehend why he is wrong

>> No.9694328

>>9694066
Living in Ukraine makes you Russian desu.

>> No.9694338

>>9694301
being able to pensively stare at them from a distance.

>> No.9694350

>>9694323
>>9694328
actually no, but this is really bad news for amerimutts, since by that logic they have exactly zero contributions to science
also, keep ignoring the other mathematicians I listed, amirite

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>>9691967
>tfw Chad
>feelsgood.jpg
Now I just have to open a book, after 2 years of literally no studying, and catch up with those 7 failed subjects...

>> No.9694377

>>9691967
Ah, I see the Bio major is FemChad, busy creating genetically engineered super bulls for fucking the wives and boi puCCIs of the administration

>> No.9694398

>>9692185
Thats an astrophysicist

>> No.9694415

PHYSICS IS DUM

>> No.9694419

>>9692181
>jews get the mustard gas
FTFY

>>9691996
viruses only grow where there's something to feed off

>> No.9694435

>>9694398
High iq post

>> No.9694454

>>9694398
>>9694435
>your professional work consists of 90% cs and 10% astronomy
>your personal passion is a CS project which advances simulation techniques in tesselation, shaders and procedural generations
>the only astronomy component is putting in some orbital formulas and statistics from the ngc catalog
>the rest is talented modelling, compression of files and the result is the most beautiful space simulation to this date
>all done by yourself

"thats an astrophysicist"

as much as you hate csfags you have to admit that he wouldn't even be able to do this in 20 years if he was only an astrophysicist

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>>9691977
>has a 4 person team of third-world children always at standby to complete assignments

>> No.9695226

>>9694362
we're gonna make it brother

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>>9695384
Desab

>> No.9695415

>>9695404
retsopdeens desab

>> No.9695556

>>9691996
Yo do realize that 2nd pic is the Shrine of the Bab, a Bahai holy site? It is closer to Islam than Judaism.