/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.9682467]

>prof starts telling a joke

[Anonymous No.9682480]

>>9682467
>prof starts to get political

[Anonymous No.9682496]

>Prof thinks he is a top

[Anonymous No.9682499]

>algebra prof puts on finite simple group of order 2

[Anonymous No.9682501]

>prof spending 40 minutes on a integral to calculate it completely

[Anonymous No.9682506]

>>9682501
>prof spending 30 minutes drawing the structure and never being able to complete a problem in class

[Anonymous No.9682509]

>>9682467
>prof doesn't use the schools online assignment management system

[Anonymous No.9682511]

>>9682467
>prof smiles at you in a non classroom context

[Anonymous No.9682512]

>>9682509
>prof never uses the internet and responds to emails a week after

[Anonymous No.9682524]

>run into professor at the bar
>he buys you a drink

[Anonymous No.9682527]

>>9682480
>republican

[Anonymous No.9682566]

>prof you wanted to bang sees you on the street and is with her 7ft alpha husband and you know her well since you were her star pupil and went to her office hours often and met up for coffee with her that one time off campus so you can't just wave hi you have to get into a conversation at least for a little bit and it's fucking 9am and you haven't had your coffee and cigarette yet so you're pretty out of it and you're saying weird shit and her husband looks at you condescendingly and you think wtf has become of my life and why did I want to break my profs family apart and did I even have a chance to do so fucking christ.

[Anonymous No.9682573]

>>9682566
THIS

[Anonymous No.9682579]

>>9682566
10/10

[Anonymous No.9682631]

>>9682467
>prof suggests the class visit him during office hours

[Anonymous No.9682635]

>>9682631
>prof makes it one of the required assignments to visit him during office hours

this is even worse

[Anonymous No.9682647]

>>9682635
>office hours conflict with other courses

[Anonymous No.9682658]

>>9682467
>prof calls you a brainlet

[Anonymous No.9682660]

>>9682631
>prof's office hours are the 5 minutes after class ends, according to the syllabus

[Anonymous No.9682683]

>go through college thinking you'll never be THAT GUY on group projects
>mismanage time and become THAT GUY

[Anonymous No.9682711]

>>9682683
>proceed to ignore all texts and email from the group about the project. wait till a week before the month-long project is due to gather altogether to see what everyone else has done and hope for the best knowing you didn't do jack shit.

[Anonymous No.9682727]

Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty.

I ask my professor his thoughts on quantum mechanics and partial derivatives. He's impressed i know about the subject. We converse after class for some time, sharing mathematical insights; i can keep up. He tells me of great things ahead like series and laplacians. I tell him i already read about series on wikipedia. He is yet again impressed at my enthusiasm. What a joy it is to have your professor visibly brighten when he learns of your talents.

And now I sit here wondering what it must be like to be a brainlet, unable to engage your professor as an intellectual peer. All of the deep conversations you people must miss out on because you aren't able to overcome the intellectual IQ barrier that stands in the way of your academic success... it's so sad. My professor and I know each other on first name basis now, but i call him Dr. out of respect.

And yet here you brainlets sit, probably havent even made eye contact with yours out of fear that they will gauge your brainlet IQ levels.

A true shame, but just know it is because i was born special that i am special. I can't help being a genius, nor can my professor. Two of a kind is two flocks in a bush.

[Anonymous No.9682760]

>>9682566
DELET

[Anonymous No.9682828]

>>9682527
i had a qt blonde young mother for a professor of a humanities class one time. i was in her office getting a quick rundown of a class i missed, and she happened to mention she thought the textbook was extremely leftist and i about came in my pants right there.

[Anonymous No.9682852]

>>9682509
>every department has it's own system for assignments

[Anonymous No.9682855]

What is it with americans and office hours?
What do you even do there?

[Anonymous No.9682858]

>>9682480
>Exercise contains jab on Trump

[Anonymous No.9682865]

>>9682852
>have to pay to do the homework

[Anonymous No.9682867]

>>9682727
too heavy-handed

[Anonymous No.9682868]

ITT: Ultra turbo autists

[Anonymous No.9682875]

>>9682566
Yikes

[Anonymous No.9682882]

>>9682865
I can't top that desu
Truly, the us is a land of most freedoms

[Anonymous No.9682886]

>>9682727
nice pasta yum

[Anonymous No.9682889]

>Prof spends the first five minutes derriving the proof for fermis golden rule writing as fast as he can, since "its all very obvious and intuitive"
>spends the last full 30 minutes explaining the phase differences in a mach zehnder interferometer as if it were super complicated shit
>bonus: wonders why people start to get restless and start leaving the room after 25 minutes of interferometer

[Anonymous No.9683356]

>>9682566
I've got a professor from Russia that has huge tits. What do?,

[Anonymous No.9683369]

>>9683356
touch

[Anonymous No.9683374]

>>9683356
Fondle

[Anonymous No.9683379]

>professor gets offended when somebody gets up to take a phone call
She always makes a big deal out of it

[Anonymous No.9683424]

>>9683356
Motorboat

[Anonymous No.9683431]

>>9683369
>>9683374
>>9683424
How do I get to that stage without becoming a sex offender?

[Anonymous No.9683435]

>>9683379
>prof wakes you up by causing loud laughter with a joke about sleeping students
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.9683439]

>>9683431
>prof. krustchev, may I motorboat you please?

''дa''

thank you.

[Anonymous No.9683630]

>prof mentions that he's sexist

[Anonymous No.9683772]

>>9682727
kek

[Anonymous No.9683864]

>>9683356
"Я юб твю cиcьки"

[Anonymous No.9683897]

>>9682566
pls stop

[Anonymous No.9683909]

>>9682566

fugggg

[Anonymous No.9683913]

>>9683864
Nigga you think I speak that?

[Anonymous No.9683933]

>>9682855
If you have questions about something during lecture or the classwork, you can stop by and get help.

Also it's good to introduce yourself and be more than just a random face in the lecture hall. You can also just shoot the shit with them and get to know each other, especially if you're interested in their research.

Feel it out though and don't be an autist.

[Anonymous No.9684007]

>prof starts telling stories about his childhood on the farm

[Anonymous No.9684042]

>>9683864
>>9683913

This is mostly non-sensical

[Anonymous No.9684070]

>>9684007
>went to lectures for Fourier analysis
>stayed for comfy stories and intriguing history lessons

[Anonymous No.9684178]

>first class
>"the textbook for this course is the one i wrote"

[Anonymous No.9684543]

>>9682711
I want to wring your fucking neck you bastard

[Anonymous No.9684564]

>>9682480
yeah, this. I hate my manlet algebra teacher
>>9682566
didnt happen to my, but i thought i saw my higchool teacherfu in my uni today, went to say hello and wasnt her

[Anonymous No.9684575]

>professor's mom dies
>he sends an email explaining the situation and why he can't make it to class today
>>>professor's mom dies at least once every semester

[Anonymous No.9684581]

>>9684575
>he has the same professor every semester
what

[Anonymous No.9684595]

>>9684581
>Doesn't go to a uni where the professor teaches the entire sequence of a subject

Having the same (good) professor for the entire calculus sequence was badass

[Anonymous No.9684599]

>>9682711
someone did this in a group project of mine once. reported them. rest of the group agreed that person did nothing, and they got 0 on the project.

felt good man, especially watching him tear up like a little bitch when we told him

[Anonymous No.9684604]

>>9684595
I'm not a mathfag anon, but I could see that being useful

[Anonymous No.9684612]

>>9684581
Not every semester, but I learned through friends taking his class (after I had taken it) that he told the exact same story.
What's more, one senior I talked to mentioned it happened to him too.

but i mean, most people view that professor as if he were a hobo that somehow got into a teaching position, so his classes were p shitty (although sometimes fun)

[Anonymous No.9684614]

>professor tells joke
>class average for tests sinks
>lectures are shit
>retain nothing
I've found that any professor that's remotely funny has shit lectures where the book helped more than notes

[Anonymous No.9684620]

>>9684614
Absolutely this
Either that or the class is fuck off easy and a funny professor is welcome

>tfw the professor's assistants teach better than him

[Anonymous No.9684623]

>it's a professor trips over something episode

[Anonymous No.9684627]

>>9684623
>it's a professor makes a joke and no one gets it but you episode

[Anonymous No.9684637]

>Professor vocally questions if anyone gives a fuck about what he's teaching
genuinely sad

[Anonymous No.9684645]

>prof asks question and replies with "nope that's wrong anyone else?" when you give a long genuinely thought out answer.

[Anonymous No.9684648]

>>9684637
>it's for some stupid core requirement in a subject that stops being useful the day after the final
Just give me and everyone else who doesn't want to be there a B+ and we can start having fun in class

[Anonymous No.9684667]

>Professor asks for volunteers
>"How about you in the back"

[Anonymous No.9684669]

>Exercise is a movie reference

[Anonymous No.9684678]

>>9684667
>professor asks if everyone can hear him from the back
>won't continue the lecture until someone answers him

[Anonymous No.9684683]

alright /sci/, it's time to tell you about the worst professor i've had the pleasure of meeting

>professor misses half his classes
>when he does go, he, instead of teaching, talks about women, football, politics and his life story
>is very unintuitive on the rare ocasions he does mention anything about what he's supposed to be teaching, "you have to learn how to think guys"
>day of the test, puts things that aren't even on the class' curriculum, lets us use the source material freely, still hard as fuck
>test lasts more than one day, skips class on the day he's supposed to give the other half of the test
>doesn't review students' tests, gives notes arbitrarily
>once, literally everyone on his class failed, even after final exams
>manages to singlehandedly make the course's national grade (something exclusive to the country, i think) drop one whole point
>departments fight over to NOT have him teach/be affiliated to them
>he doesn't even do any fucking research, he just teaches two of these shitty classes
>when asked why he's even a professor if his other job pays him much more, "because it's fun"

if someone from my university is reading this, AVOID THIS MAN

[Anonymous No.9684684]

>professor barely speaks English

[Anonymous No.9684693]

>>9684684
>professor barely speaks english
>teaches a course with plenty of non-english words (i.e. math or anything science)
>even worse to understand

[Anonymous No.9684702]

>>9684683
What did he teach anon, and what Uni

[Anonymous No.9684721]

>>9684683
Never heard of a test being given over two days, that's brutal.

>gives notes arbitrarily

Assuming you're German? In English "Noten" is translated as "grades".

[Anonymous No.9684723]

>60-70yo professor makes a linear algebra problem in the exam out of a tennis contest
>the name of the players are names of classmates (only includes men)
>next class a girl asks if he can write one of those but with women instead for the next exam
>"sure, I'll think of a cooking contest"
>everyone looks shocked, only I'm holding back laughter

[Anonymous No.9684727]

>>9684723
kek that's awesome

[Anonymous No.9684729]

>>9684702
Circuits I and II (basically deducing differential equations for arbitrary RLC circuits (sometimes with diodes and hidden transformers) on I, and triphasic circuits on II)

UFRGS (brazil, so it's harder to fire him)

i passed both first try, but it was a fucking filter/roadblock on 95% of students when i was on his class

[Anonymous No.9684732]

>>9684723
^_*

[Anonymous No.9684772]

>>9682467
>prof starts telling a joke

[Anonymous No.9684782]

Idk how many of these are real but I had a professor who bragged about leaving the NSA's "top position" to become a professor. He would bring it up almost class.

Whenever anyone in the class talked at the same time as him, he would slowly put his chalk down and sit at the desk staring blankly for 30seconds. And then he would go "I dont have to be here. I could make A LOT more money at my NSA position. You are here for you, to learn and have a future. If you arent going to quiet down and behave, Im not going to teach."

Its an okay lecture a few times but doing it 6 times a month really kills the impact it has and makes him seem like a snot

[Anonymous No.9684792]

>>9682631
>tfw you waited for 45 minutes and they didn’t show up

[Anonymous No.9684804]

>>9682524
a good day for anon

[Anonymous No.9684846]

>>9682496
>being reddit

[Anonymous No.9684854]

>professor is the exact person that comes to mind when you see "Iamdevloper" because of his accent
peace be upon your Moroccan ass, Mr. tech teacher I can't remember

[Anonymous No.9684858]

>>9684683
>>9684729
Zack?

[Anonymous No.9684861]

>professor starts talking about when he worked with mainframes and teletypes
one time this guy's boss calculated some figures that management needed by hand, and they told him "that's all fine and dandy but we need the computer to give us the accurate numbers", so he just typed in the numbers and gave them some formatting and had the computer print them on green bar paper

[Anonymous No.9684889]

>the colloquium speaker makes gay jokes

[Anonymous No.9684903]

>that indian TA
>speech is uninterpretable
>writes microscopically to fit everything on one whiteboard
>smells wierd

[Anonymous No.9684906]

>>9684858
Not me, dude. T b h i'm not even in computer/energy/control&automation engineering, so i literally took tristão's class without knowing what i was getting myself into the first time. it was extracurricular, i did it on a whim the first time, the second time i said "what the hell, might as well finish it". thank god, never again.

since we're here, can i ask you if you know alceu? how bad is he?

[Anonymous No.9684926]

>>9684906
I'm not Brazilian, I just have a Brazilian friend, he does simulations for weather and shit

[Anonymous No.9685111]

>Director of Diversity and Inclusion makes a "White people don't season their chicken" joke

[Anonymous No.9685129]

>Prof apologizes in advance for assuming there are two genders when doing a cartesian product problem.

[Anonymous No.9685165]

>>9684599
Hey my group did that to me once, I asked some dudeos and they let me in last minute. Still failed though, it was half the grade.
I wasn't in a good place.

[Anonymous No.9685184]

>>9684721
he meant grades, yes

[Anonymous No.9685186]

>>9684575
Didn't reply to those posts on >>>/b/

[Anonymous No.9685238]

>>9684723
Absolute mad man

[Anonymous No.9685244]

>>9684723
based

[Anonymous No.9685287]

>New English lit prof
>first thing she says is that rape is not okay in her class
>she uses the expressions "its like" and "you know" every two statements

[Anonymous No.9685302]

>>9682467
>grad student gives seminar talk
>mentions differential something
>calls the nabla symbol nambla
>based female prof jokes about nambla after the talk
STEM professors are still free to have humor.

[Anonymous No.9685348]

>>9682852
This

[Anonymous No.9685354]

>>9684723
Damn, that is based

[Anonymous No.9685362]

>professor hands out candy to students who ask good questions

[Anonymous No.9685364]

>"Alright class I hope you are ready for your test that you can only take with your specialized student id verified led writing utensil, your custom carbon dated university edition scantron, and your ti-83x limited edition university calculator that only operates from your nid input wifi signal access. And good luck."

[Anonymous No.9685365]

>>9682882
the funny thing is the company that makes all the shit isn't American, it's British (Pearson)

[Anonymous No.9685369]

>>9682467
>Programming prof is a fucking weeb and puts anime references in his lectures
You can’t make this shit up

[Anonymous No.9685373]

>>9685111
>those trips

I love how places like Modena and Paris are considered the epitome of gastronomic tradition, yet white cucks and anti-whites will say shit like this.

[Anonymous No.9685382]

>>9685362
>manages to accurately throw it to the far end of lecture hall

[Anonymous No.9685449]

>Prof is like 80 years old
>teaches infamously hard pchem class
he was alive when this stuff was made.jpg
>average on midterm is 35%
>very proof heavy lectures since he is based
>starts every proof with 'smart money says...'
>ends every proof with 'ooohh mama!'
>talks about how paul dirac was autistic and schroedinger was a pervert
>parents weekend a mom is sitting in class reading the newspaper
>yells "put that down you slut!'
>talks about his sexscapades in france during office hours
>talks about how his frat was kinky and they drank blood
>'anyone can do GR if they aren't a slob'

[Anonymous No.9685523]

>>9685449
Being a tenured professor must be so based.

[Anonymous No.9685760]

>>9685449
I once had a TA tell me about his experience of banging an ugly girl under a bridge in a foreign country bareback. He then described in detail how the first thing he did after was get his friends and take them to the spot so he could regale them with the tale.

[Anonymous No.9685899]

>>9682467
>prof starts yelling about white genocide and cultural marxism and how the jews are out to get him

[Anonymous No.9685934]

>>9685899
irl /pol/ leakage much?

[Anonymous No.9685938]

>>9685369
>TA puts Monthy Python references in his lectures.

[Anonymous No.9686428]

>>9682501
>prof spending 5 minutes on an integral he made up on the spot
>moves on to another more complicated integral that takes him 3 minutes to complete
>"it's really not that hard"

[Anonymous No.9686430]

>>9685899
based. But it never happened

[Anonymous No.9686437]

>>9685362
>professor passes around a box of tic tacs every class

[Anonymous No.9686457]

>>9682727
That is a pretty decent pasta.

[Anonymous No.9686463]

>>9684645
I have week long nightmares and constant anxiety attacks if I ever answer a question wrong.

[Anonymous No.9686464]

>>9684684
>not dropping the class immediately if the Professor isn't a white male (or an autistic white female)

[Anonymous No.9686465]

>prof buys you beer and pizza cause he wants to be known as the cool prof

[Anonymous No.9686475]

>>9682467
>Professor starts cooking sausages in class, hands them out to students and uses them to demonstrate stress.

[Anonymous No.9686478]

>>9683431
you don't

[Anonymous No.9686486]

>>9682855
homework help plus ass-kissing for good rec letters later

[Anonymous No.9686552]

>>9683431
"plz gib milkies :DD"

[Anonymous No.9686581]

>>9684683
So THIS is The chad professor

[Anonymous No.9686791]

> professor uses age of empires 2 as an example, including several screenshots

[Anonymous No.9686807]

>minor recurring program course about teamwork etc includes blatant psuedoscience from "power CEO" type lecturer
>female departement head responsible for booking the CEO has blatant chemistry with him

[Anonymous No.9686837]

>>9686807
women were a mistake

[Anonymous No.9686904]

>>9686837
There were a lot of other bullshit in that course, so it wasn't all because of chad

Or her course in microbiology where the assigned reading for the exam was 70% of the 900 page book
> tfw passed on a reexam I never even attended
I made sure to not mention that fact to the ex military muscle man in my class who happened to share my first name, just in case

[Anonymous No.9686936]

>professor has an ounce of weed taped to the back

[Anonymous No.9687453]

>>9685938
>professor forces us to sit through "Big Bang Theory Funny Moments"
I'm thankful that all the work is online

[Anonymous No.9687484]

>>9684637
It's so fucking awkward. I've had it happen once in an intro class. Never again. Poor French prof.

[Anonymous No.9687490]

>professor burbs in class

[Anonymous No.9687502]

>prof has desktop set to 800x600 resolution

[Anonymous No.9687509]

>prof jumps on tables and screams at people

[Anonymous No.9687534]

>>9682467
>professor who was your undergrad supervisor says hi
>asks you what you are studying
>have to reveal you didn't go into his field
He looked a bit disappointed desu

[Anonymous No.9687543]

>german assistant professor wants you to do your bachelors thesis in swedish instead of english just so he can practice his horrible swedish skills

[Anonymous No.9687549]

>>9682566
This hits a little too close to home senpai

[Anonymous No.9687563]

>>9684723
based, hope he has tenure

[Anonymous No.9687582]

>prof, or any professional type person for that matter, says "touch base" when they talk about meeting up with someone

[Anonymous No.9687639]

>would anyone like to explain how they got their answer?
>no?
>how about (You)

[Anonymous No.9687867]

>>9682727
you sweet summer child

[Anonymous No.9687872]

>>9682467
>when your faculty director ends up banging one of the grad student while married and ends up marrying that student after a nasty divorce

[Anonymous No.9688015]

>>9684721
nigga half the european countries plus then the other half of rest of the world say notes too

[Anonymous No.9688022]

>TA cute as fuck
>slowly over the semester learn more and more about his lifestyle
>there's no doubt, he's a flaming gay, yoga avocado toast and everything
>warm up to him in office hours and start to talk like we're old friends
>pull out some flirting once in a while, he's into it and flirting back
>getting ready to ask him to go out for dinner or something
>one day we're doing a problem on the board in his office, he starts talking about his apartment and how it's organized
>holy fuck i guess i'm about to see it huh
>"yeah now that my girlfriend is moving in, i've had to clean my shit up"
>girlfriend
>fucking girlfriend
>"y-yeah i know how it is dude"
i dont know how it is
I DONT FUCKING KNOW HOW IT IS!!!!

[Anonymous No.9688029]

>>9688022
nigga that's GAY

[Anonymous No.9688053]

>>9682467
>How many UC Berkeley graduates does it take to make a decaf latte?

[Anonymous No.9688066]

>>9688053
rude, please specify "non-EECS uc berkeley students" next time

[Anonymous No.9688067]

>>9688022
are you the 'why the homophobia' faggot?

please stop that

[Anonymous No.9688078]

>>9688022
Also, based on what you've said, I think your TA is still probably gay, despite "having a girlfriend".

You probably should have showed him your dick right then and there. Isn't that how faggots court one another?

[Anonymous No.9688337]

>>9685287
>rape is not okay in her class
I'd be worried if that wasn't the case

[Anonymous No.9689048]

>>9687867
wtf is your problem

[Anonymous No.9689564]

>>9688015
I'm uncultured swine. All my german friends make this mistake though so I jumped to conclusions.

[Anonymous No.9690333]

>>9688067
i'm not that shithead
but also you know i have to do it now, right?
>faggot
Why the homophobia?

>>9688078
i mean maybe, but since she was moving in it's not really rectifiable
some people are just flaming homos while still being literally straight around here
in any case, after that i started noticing things about him which annoyed me since the rose tinted glasses came off. so it wouldn't matter anyway.

[Anonymous No.9690771]

>>9689048 sweet summer child

[Anonymous No.9690825]

>calc 3 prof randomly goes on for the next 10mins talking about p vs np problem.

[Anonymous No.9690833]

>>9688022
>needs a last panel saying "snek"

[Anonymous No.9690834]

>>9682727
summer has started early this year I see

[Anonymous No.9690838]

>general chem 1
>prof wants us to locate sigma/pi bonds on a molecule
>uses Viagra molecule

[Anonymous No.9690869]

>>9685111
It's true though

[Anonymous No.9690874]

>>9685373
lol only among whites, no one outside of white populations goes to Paris for the food you faggot

[Anonymous No.9692360]

>>9684623
>it's a professor looking visibly confused at their computer until they give in and reluctantly call up the college IT department to send someone over episode

[Anonymous No.9692372]

>that one student who asks dumb questions during lectures instead of vising the prof during office hours or looking up the answer themselves

[Anonymous No.9692374]

>>9684683
>manages to singlehandedly make the course's national grade (something exclusive to the country, i think) drop one whole point

what an absolute chad

[Anonymous No.9692415]

>prof at my uni doesn't give out course schedules or exam dates
>doesn't tell us what the readings are
>gives in-class exams on nonsensical shit like what his favourite 90's rap albums are
>constantly goes off the curriculum to talk smack about the students in his own class
>one lecture had two chinese exchange students sitting at the back of the class
>prof goes off on a 40-minute tangent to talk about the tienanmen square protests and the south china sea disputes
>visit him during office hours
>surrounded by unfinished work (we're talking stacks of paper the height of a whole person), just sits on his ass watching football
>doesn't even have an email address for students/faculty to contact him, gives out his phone number instead
>said to the class out loud that he can get away with whatever he wants because he's a senior professor on the verge of retirement that's had tenure for almost 40 years and he could bring down the whole damn department with him at a moment's notice if he wished

[Anonymous No.9692717]

>prof is easily 80+
>starts with hard examples to explain things
>thought the superbowl was on a Wednesday
>can't comprehend the questions that the retarded kids throw at him
>kid behind me got [math]3x^{2}[/math] when he tried to differentiate [math]\frac{1}{3}x^3
>no car door to slam my head in

[Anonymous No.9692720]

>prof is easily 80+
>starts with hard examples to explain things
>thought the superbowl was on a Wednesday
>can't comprehend the questions that the retarded kids throw at him
>kid behind me got 3x2 when he tried to differentiate [math]\frac{1}{3}x^3[/math]
>no car door to slam my head in

[Anonymous No.9692731]

>prof is easily 80+
>starts with hard examples to explain things
>thought the superbowl was on a Wednesday
>can't comprehend the questions that the retarded kids throw at him
>kid behind me got [math]3x^{2}[/math] when he tried to differentiate [math]\frac{1}{3}x^3[/math]
>no car door to slam my head in

[Anonymous No.9692771]

>>9690874
everyone knows french cuisine is good you literal nigger

[Anonymous No.9692792]

>>9692415
what class
>>9692372
>that guy who acts like he's better than everyone else but still goes to the lectures

[Anonymous No.9692803]

>>9684637
My computer science professor does this almost every fucking day, lol I stopped coming cause he was such an annoying cunt

[Anonymous No.9692831]

>>9682889
Do you have a good proof of Fermi's golden rule? I've been looking for one that isn't the sinc density function. It seems super sketchy.

[Anonymous No.9692851]

> Computer logic design
> Prof misses classes
> Doesn't know how to solve the problems
> Makes us grade eachother's tests during class

[Anonymous No.9692870]

>>9684575
Maybe he has trauma over the event, man youre an asshole.

[Anonymous No.9692909]

>>9690333
>in any case, after that i started noticing things about him which annoyed me since the rose tinted glasses came off. so it wouldn't matter anyway.
COPE

[Anonymous No.9692927]

>>9692792
It's a 400-level politics class, just doing it for my minor. Plus the guy doesn't even use moodle or computers at all. Last week, i went to visit him during office hours to get my final course grade, but he lost the course grades so I just got a piece of paper with "92%, A-" scribbled on it (which I'm fairly sure he just made up on the spot) before being abruptly told to get out of his office because the Arsenal game was about to start

[Anonymous No.9692936]

>prof shows a youtube video to the class
>forgets to turn off autoplay
>whole class begins a crescendo as the timer gets closer to the next video
>TA leaps out of her seat like some kind of bomb disposal expert and stops the timer right before it ends

lucky cunt

[Anonymous No.9692944]

>>9692936
based

[Anonymous No.9692951]

>>9685449
>>starts every proof with 'smart money says...'
>>ends every proof with 'ooohh mama!'

perfect

[Anonymous No.9693130]

>>9692936
i fucking love when this happens, it's so funny

[Anonymous No.9693476]

>>9682828
Sounds good, enjoy those classes anon.

[Anonymous No.9693493]

>>9692415
so what were his favorite 90s rap albums? I sure hope it was the infamous

[Anonymous No.9693494]

>>9692771
>everyone

No you dumb cum colored snow nigger, no one outside of the white meme upper class cares about Paris or its food

[Anonymous No.9693511]

>>9687490
BBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBB snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBUUUUUUURRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUURRRRRRRBBBBBBB Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBUUUUUUUURRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

[Anonymous No.9693674]

>>9687490
Hello Texan!

[Anonymous No.9693772]

>>9684627
>professor makes a movie reference
>gets upset when nobody gets it
>I got it

[Anonymous No.9693773]

>>9684645
>>9686463
>"so wrong that i don't understand what are you talking about, anyone else?"
just want to kys myself that day
but it didn't killed my confidence and another profs praised me in the other classes later

[Anonymous No.9693915]

>>9682727
7/10

[Anonymous No.9694798]

>>9685899
so how do you get into a jordan peterson class

[Anonymous No.9694829]

>>9685449
is Kramer your professor?

[Anonymous No.9694952]

>>9685287
>Reading English Lit

Anon, what the fuck did you expect?

[Anonymous No.9694955]

>>9693511

[Anonymous No.9694956]

>>9682467
I always had a list of maccie jobs if they wern't listening

[Anonymous No.9694977]

>It's a professor starts cursing in lecture for no reason episode
>student curses as well
>professor chucks the student out of lecture

[Anonymous No.9694990]

>>9685287
>rape is not okay in her class
>jokes on her, i've already raped three people before class

Gotta love sylli week.

[Anonymous No.9695005]

>>9693494
objectively false fagoid

[Anonymous No.9695118]

>>9695005
>fagoid
Why the homophobia?

[Anonymous No.9695156]

>>9682566
What the fuck do you talk with your old professors about anyways?

[Anonymous No.9695377]

>>9690825
sounds like a joy

[Anonymous No.9695400]

>>9682566
>tfw I was in love with my smug intro to chemistry teacher in freshman year
>always banter in the lab
>go to her office hours pretending to care about the lab reports
>responded a few quizzes with poems. she never said anything
>something like this happened to me a few months ago

[Anonymous No.9695417]

>>9695400
>responded a few quizzes with poems.

[Anonymous No.9695479]

>>9682480
>Prof starts calling us communist

[Anonymous No.9695484]

>Obese physics TA stinks up entire lab

[Anonymous No.9695571]

>>9682566
>be me, in intro to programming class
>young female c++ prof
>foreign, looks like natalie portman
>would giggle and sit next to me when I had problems with projects and help me
>started my love for c++

Feels good man

[Anonymous No.9695575]

>>9695400
>>responded a few quizes with poems

[Anonymous No.9695584]

>>9684683
If it's this easy maybe I should become a professor

[Anonymous No.9695594]

>>9682727
needs to be a little bit more subtle

[Anonymous No.9695630]

>all these faggots who don't know about the calculus 1 pasta
Where the fuck do you come from

[Anonymous No.9695663]

>>9682467
>Professor stops for a moment after he mixes up the work hes done on a problem with another problem
>says it must have been all the acid he did back in the day
state colleges are fun

[Anonymous No.9695673]

>>9690838
>Ochem 1
>russian professor
>finds a way to bring up vodka or drinking in just about every example of alcohols

[Anonymous No.9695730]

>>9682683
Fuck man this hits home

[Anonymous No.9695744]

>that professor who sounds like kermit the frog

[Anonymous No.9695803]

>>9690825
That picture looks like a composite of every textbook cover in existence.

[Anonymous No.9695954]

>>9695630
rabbit

[Anonymous No.9696170]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZYNADOHhVY

'

[Anonymous No.9696191]

>professor forgets how to solve a problem and starts stuttering while the whole auditorium sits in awkward silence

[Anonymous No.9696224]

>professor begins writing on board with expo marker
>complains about how bad the expo markers are
>throws one of them

[Anonymous No.9696257]

>>9695118
Shut up, faggot.

[Anonymous No.9696260]

>prof starts smoking a fag

[Anonymous No.9696281]

>>9683439
kek

[Anonymous No.9696292]

>>9695400
>responded a few quizzes with poems.

[Anonymous No.9696327]

>Prof is extremely old
>Grabs his chest while doing a difficult problem

[Anonymous No.9696366]

>>9685365
Should we dump all our textbooks into the Boston Harbor as protest?

[Anonymous No.9697547]

>>9682865
>>9682882
>>9685365
Joke's on you. I had to follow a few courses from the medical department of uni and we had to fucking pay for the fucking syllabus. Based in the Netherlands

[Anonymous No.9698085]

>>9695400
>tfw I was in love with my smug intro to chemistry teacher in freshman year

[Anonymous No.9698116]

>>9698085
I've jerked it to this picture before no joke

[Anonymous No.9698118]

>>9682480
Genetics prof tries to get people to rally the government and protest Trump’s climate change.....in Canada...

[Anonymous No.9698120]

>>9684683
>>manages to singlehandedly make the course's national grade (something exclusive to the country, i think) drop one whole point
nice

[Anonymous No.9698126]

>>9684684
>professor really loves the subject and teaching in general but can't speak english
>professor almost breaks down crying trying to teach a single concept

[Anonymous No.9698142]

>>9682480
my macroeconomics professor back in 2014 said global warming is a chinese scam to undermine the us economy

[Anonymous No.9698148]

>>9685382
>but you manage to not catch it

[Anonymous No.9698155]

>>9698142
It certainly fucked with the Canadian one.

[Anonymous No.9698162]

David Suzuki liked the young girls at the uni a little too much if you catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.9698170]

Association with other memories can help you recall information. One way to make this work for yourself is by causing yourself pain every time you try and memorize something and you'll recall it easier.

Maybe telling a joke can have the same effect.

[Anonymous No.9698181]

>prof knows that your semi-autistic and can't communicate for shit
>still willingly meets with you and helps you to develop a greater interest in the subject
>gets you into a lab and still sometimes meets with you even when you're no longer in her class

[Anonymous No.9698252]

>im not sexist but *jab at the women in class*
>every single day
>nobody says anything all class because the prof is awkward as fuck

Even the clearly right wing students cringe.

[Anonymous No.9698437]

>>9685449
are all pchem professors substantially red shifted in the brain? is that a pre requisite

[Anonymous No.9698464]

>>9695673
my ochem professor referred to the pka of primary alcohols as "the drinking age" early and often when justifying deprotonations etc

[Anonymous No.9698471]

>>9696224
atleast once a semester, often cross maps into the garbage without missing a beat

[Anonymous No.9699462]

>>9684684
Isn't step 1 of "how to chose a class", looking if the professor is white or not?

[Anonymous No.9699668]

>>9698126

I had a guy from China like this. I felt so bad for him

[Anonymous No.9699676]

>>9699462
I look at gender first

[Anonymous No.9699681]

>>9699676
I had exactly one female professor and she was pretty good.
I am also convinced that she has legitimate autism, but she obviously knew what she was talking about and could teach reasonably well.

[Anonymous No.9699683]

>>9695400
>responded a few quizzes with poems.
What the actual fuck, Anon?

[Anonymous No.9699695]

>>9695400
Put me in the screenshot faggot

[Anonymous No.9699696]

>>9683439
*Bustchev

[Anonymous No.9699713]

>>9684723
>prof makes an uncalled for derogatory statement about women,
Engineering was fun

[Anonymous No.9699729]

>>9688022
>why is everyone normal but me

[Anonymous No.9699751]

>professor shows up to class drunk
>same professor shows up to the society of physics students meeting to give a talk on his research
>puts ten dixie cups on the desk in front of him
>pours mezcal into each one
>"I want you guys to really pay attention and get engaged in my talk and it's Friday, so every time somebody asks a good question, I'll take a shot"
>everyone looks at each other unsure if he's fucking with us
>drinks them all in an hour
Alcoholics are wild

[Anonymous No.9699794]

>>9698126
poor fucker

[Anonymous No.9699800]

>>9695400
>tfw I was in love with my smug intro to chemistry teacher
>responded a few quizzes with poems

[Anonymous No.9699802]

>>9695400
>>responded a few quizzes with poems.

[Anonymous No.9699809]

>>9682527
KKona

[Anonymous No.9699825]

>>9699751
absolute madman

more stories from this alchy prof?

[Anonymous No.9699848]

>>9692360
>his professors don't have a TA with them whose only job is to set up the professor's laptop
Thirdie?

[Anonymous No.9699855]

>>9684721
>Never heard of a test being given over two days, that's brutal.
It doesn't actually last long, it's just one exam split up in multiple smaller ones. It's usually a convenience for the students since they don't have to learn everything at the same time

[Anonymous No.9699864]

>>9685938
This happened to me in half of my statistics classes and basically all of machine learning

[Anonymous No.9699882]

>third year pharma
>parasitology
>female teacher proceeds to explain with excruciating detail the process by which some protozoa buries itself in nigger children and makes their livers inflamed to ridiculous sizes, with a grin from ear to ear
>this was basically every class
I never dared go to her office alone.

[Anonymous No.9699917]

>>9684723
Similar
>like 5 hypothesis testing problems throughout the semester involving a gender pay gap
>null hypothesis is never rejected
>prof cracks a grin whenever we get to the conclusion

[Anonymous No.9699936]

>>9683864
"Ya yoob tvyoo siski"
You would sound like a fucking retard if you said this, it literally isn't even words.

[Anonymous No.9699939]

>>9684614
>>9684620
Exactly my experience, I had a the same prof for calculus 3 and a course called Topics in Geometry that was mostly going through Euclid's Elements. Prof was incredible, very funny man, but I didn't learn shit in his calc lectures. The geometry course was rad as hell though, super easy and fun with him.

[Anonymous No.9699941]

>prof walks in with his mom

[Anonymous No.9699968]

>>9685369
I've had this happen before, I stopped going to class and read the other prof's lecture notes instead afterward.

>>9685938
But Monty Python is good.

[Anonymous No.9699984]

>>9685369
idk sounds like a legit manga setting
>>9699968
i would have stuck around to see if any shenanigans would ensue

[Anonymous No.9700023]

>>9699825
My friend is an undergrad that works in his lab and when they went to a conference in LA, the prof and one of his grad students (a very cool guy) got drunk and heckled my friend's presentation, sitting in the back and giggling the whole time. They all went out after and he basically had to take care of them both.
The prof recently got tenure (AFTER the drunk teaching and presenting with shots) and I went to his celebration dinner because I do work for him sometimes. I'm still only 20 but he convinced me to split a pitcher of margaritas with him at a public restaurant.
He is truly a madman.

[Anonymous No.9700038]

>introductory course handles questions etc through piazza
>things are going well throughout the year
>exam day comes
>ok some questions are a bit weird I suppose
>come later that day on piazza
>people ranting about every question and pointing out various interpretations under which they might have answered correctly
>this shitstorm goes on for a week before dying down with little or no resolution

this happens every year with at least two of the courses using piazza I have taken

[Anonymous No.9700063]

>>9700038
To be fair I've had a few professors that are absolutely awful at writing questions to the point that you have no idea how to answer them, but we always just bring it up during the test

[Anonymous No.9700097]

>>9699917
Kek this is why I love econometrics

[Anonymous No.9700156]

>>9692851

> Makes us grade eachother's tests during class
lmao what.

my friend however told me about math prof giving students derivative computation problems which he could not do himself. Sometimes one person would stand in front of the blackboard for half of the class because of the complexity of the function some error would slip in and none would actually care to look it up. Why he did not have anwsers is something i do not understand.

[Anonymous No.9700276]

>>9684564
>algebra teacher
>algebra

Either you're underaged or retarded.

[Anonymous No.9700292]

Based professor.

[Anonymous No.9700305]

>>9700292
This just seems like a good way to get fucked over by administration.

[Anonymous No.9700310]

>>9682499
kino

[Anonymous No.9700314]

>>9682467

>in highschool
>ask chem teacher what's on the next test
>he blurts out a random Monty Python quote

>in college
>chem professor always spends entire lecture going off on tangents
>about physics, science history, and other random crap that's not on the next exam

[Anonymous No.9700331]

>>9700305
>tenured professor
>scared of administration
pick one my man

[Anonymous No.9700332]

>>9682480
only in degenerate burgerland

[Anonymous No.9700334]

>>9700292
I hate these types of professors

[Anonymous No.9700546]

>>9700331
>implying tenure means shit anymore
He doesn't get fired but the student gets bumped up to a free pass

[Anonymous No.9700592]

>>9700305
>never attended class
>obviously doesn't understand shit because he failed the course so didn't study or try to work on it
There should be no debate here.

[Anonymous No.9700609]

>>9695400
>responded a few quizzes with poems. she never said anything

[Anonymous No.9700640]

>be in 7th grade bio class
>hot 30 yo blonde teacher with huge bonkers
>catches me staring at em because holy shit it’s like ecup
>look away and blushes because I’m embarrassed but she smiles at me
>that night jack off thinking about her face and massive tits

[Anonymous No.9700683]

>>9688022
Youre a faggot?

[Anonymous No.9700688]

>>9695400
>Reponded to a few quizes with poems
>"Guys why im I a virgin??? Women are a fucking meme man"

[Anonymous No.9700698]

>>9695400
As expected from autistic agathafags

[Anonymous No.9700770]

>>9684645
DELET

;_;

[Anonymous No.9700782]

>>9688022
>have qt colleague
>be at bar talking
>make sure he has no gf, coast is clear
>invite him over to taste my home cooking
>he enthusiastically agrees
>never mention this to him afterwards
Holy shit why am I like this?

[Anonymous No.9700793]

>>9695400
>responded a few quizzes with poems

[Anonymous No.9700915]

>>9684683
I fucking love my country

[Anonymous No.9700919]

>>9685287
Why the hell would she state that? Maybe someone got raped in her class??? Are you Indian or middle eastern???

[Anonymous No.9700925]

>>9685369
>Linear algebra prof is a star wars enthusiast
>Writes"may the force be with you" in the top of every test

[Anonymous No.9700927]

>>9685287
wow I think the normies have given me brain damage.... read that over twice as New english prof is lit and thought you were praising her. Guess the only solution now is to go to lab tomorrow and eat a bottle of dodecylamine

[Anonymous No.9700967]

>>9682480
>Be american and my highschool history teacher is a fucking tankie

[Anonymous No.9700980]

>>9684178
>the textbook is free

[Anonymous No.9700984]

>>9685369
>multivariable calculus prof puts gurren lagann reference into test review
I know you're here you awkward asian

[Anonymous No.9700986]

>>9682727
>all the raging newfags not knowing how old this pasta is

All of you need to LEAVE WHILE YOU STILL CAN

[Anonymous No.9700987]

>>9682499
Wait, i thought it was a theorem by einstein that the only finite simple group was not obtainable by rational thought???

[Anonymous No.9701005]

>>9685369
BASED AS FUCK.

[Anonymous No.9701007]

>>9699729
It's pretty crazy how many gays there are at my school actually. It's just that you can never tell because most of them are fucking autists as well and are used to keeping their power level under the hood.
>>9700683
why the homophobia :)
>>9700782
this makes me physically sick, i'm sorry anon
>tfw i'll have a kitchen next year
i can't wait to learn to cook and invite boys over to have food

[Anonymous No.9701008]

>>9686464
This. I have mixed feelings about Asian profs, though. Indians are an instant drop. Russians and Eastern Europeans are usually pretty based.

[Anonymous No.9701012]

>>9682566
Hey, my new geology teacher wants me (bad)
Should I?

[Anonymous No.9701018]

>>9695400
>responded a few quizzes with poems. she never said anything

Holy SHIT

[Anonymous No.9701022]

>>9699936
(read it backwards)

[Anonymous No.9701654]

>>9684861
This gave me a giggle for some reason. Sounds like badass professor.

[Anonymous No.9701663]

>>9684723
kek'd

Totally based professor.

[Anonymous No.9701748]

>>9701012
No, rock fetishists are terrible people.

[Anonymous No.9701753]

>Be sophomore me
>Switch my major from Microbio to Biochem with a Micro minor
>Get a new adviser who says I need to take QR even though I'm in Calc II
>Start spring semester, go into QR on a Tuesday
>Turns out my Calc II prof is also the QR prof
>Prof is mid 40's chink who seemed pretty chill in Calc, even if he looked and sounded like a total caricature
>He and his wife even ran a fucking dry cleaners
>Class is full of gender studies dykes, fratters and sorority girls, niggers from the nearby inner city who got in on affirmative action, and legitimate retards riding on sperg scholarships
>Feel like I'm in Stand and Deliver
>He walks in, looking both annoyed and repulsed
>"You have quiz. Take then give to me."
>Quiz was over gradeschool arithmetic, mean median and mode shit, and perimeter and area
>Calculator is even allowed
>What the fuck
>Skelegirl with neon green hair in the back has panic attack and starts sobbing uncontrollably
>"NO CRYING IN CRASS! STUDENTS TRYING TO WORK!" He shouts. She runs out
>Trying to hold back the keks as I hand in my quiz
>He's totally chill again on Wednesday for Calc, then Thursday comes back around
>Anorexic Joker is not there, probably dropped
>Prof walks in with the quizzes, slams them on the desk
>"They in arphabetica orda, come get them." he says
>Writes the average on the board. 60%. Fucking dumbfounding.
>"This unforgivabuh! You got to use cacurators! How there only tree A's out of trenty one students?!?"
>A dyke in the front says, "This is the class for people who aren't mathematically inclined."
>"No, this Jiansu crass! Stupid!"
>Later found out Jiansu literally translates to retard
>Two fellow dykes back her up, telling the prof that he's being insensitive to people of lesser ability
>"WHY YOU TREE LOOK LIKE DA SESAME STREET? YOU DON'T UNNASTAND SESAME STREET, IT TOO SMART FOR JIANSU!"
>Dykes pipe up like that.
>Proceed to discuss simplifying fractions
>MFW I knew this would be a goldmine of antics
More?

[Anonymous No.9701769]

>>9682506
holy shit this

[Anonymous No.9701771]

>>9683379
fucking child. turn your phone off. Seriously grow up. A mere 10 years ago you'd have to wait till you got home to talk to someone. That's right, for hundreds off years university students got by without checking their phone.
>mah emergency
what are you going to do if it is an emergency? any real emergency they would have called 911 not your man-child ass

[Anonymous No.9701782]

>>9684723
>>9684727
>>9684732
>>9685238
>>9685244
>>9685354
>>9701663
and you fags claim there arnt women in STIM because women are dumb /not/ because it is a hostile environment. fuck off assholes

[Anonymous No.9701802]

>>9701753
Please tell me this actually happened.

[Anonymous No.9701804]

>>9701782
/reddit/

[Anonymous No.9701805]

>>9701753
Reminder that calc 2 is also a Jiansu class.

[Anonymous No.9701813]

>>9684178
>the textbook turns out to be printed at the college bookstore
>sell it for $20
>it's actually well made and informative

Best textbook I ever had.

[Anonymous No.9701830]

>>9684007
>professor talks about troubled childhood

[Anonymous No.9701895]

>>9682683
Literally me. Sometimes I wish I could kick my ass.

[Anonymous No.9701896]

>>9695630
this

[Anonymous No.9701933]

>>9701771
are you stupid

[Anonymous No.9702033]

>>9684599
i've had a group of 5 people working on a 3 month project before
somehow and i still don't understand what happened, 2 of them stopped coming to all classes altogether (they were in all my other course), 1 of them just kept saying "yeah i'll work on it" and then did nothing, and then the last one dropped out the day groups were assigned
had to do literally everything myself and the professor gave me a C

[Anonymous No.9702034]

>>9702033
should mention that those 2 people that stopped coming to class didn't drop out, i saw them this semester

[Anonymous No.9702045]

>>9701771
>A mere 10 years ago you'd have to wait till you got home to talk to someone
you're clearly underage. cellphones were pretty common already in late 90s. I had my first one in 2001 and landline disconnected in 2005, and I live in Eastern Europe. stop calling out others on acting immature while you're a literal child

[Anonymous No.9702098]

>prof has rack

[Anonymous No.9702100]

>prof brings pet to class

[Anonymous No.9702129]

>>9685373
>Modena and Paris
indistinguishable from Africa at this point

[Anonymous No.9702330]

>>9690333
>some people are flaming homos while still being straight

Yup, can confirm that statement, as it describes me pretty much. However, I don't act like on, I just look like one because outside of uni I play guitar in a band, so I have the whole tight pants + nice hair deal going on. I get hit on by more dudes than girls but I don't blame the dudes or mind whatsoever, but yeah I definitely come across as gay bait.

I do have a question for you though: Are most straight dudes so unkempt that you can tell immediately that they're straight? I'm not into dudes so I don't notice these things, and I take pride in looking the best I can be?

Also kek'd at the avocado toast thing

[Anonymous No.9702390]

>>9684903
>is a chad that fucks all the female TAs

[Anonymous No.9702407]

>>9699751
>>9700023
Holy shit, when I go to grad school I hope to god the professor I work with is like this guy. We would get along very well.

[Anonymous No.9702467]

>>9701753
>"This unforgivabuh! You got to use cacurators! How there only tree A's out of trenty one students?!?"

>More?

You don't even have to ask anon, shit yes you should post moar!

[Anonymous No.9702475]

>>9701753
>>9702467

Also, why isn't Calc II considered a QR? At my uni it is.

Like is this one of those "Mathematics for Liberal Arts" classes I've heard about?

[Anonymous No.9702494]

>>9682631
>wait about 12 hours near his office because his appointment time was too vague and no one else seems to know how to exactly meet him
>he appears at the very last second before anon gives up
>two other colleagues pop out of nowhere to meet him too at this same time
I must be a fucking brainlet. Good thing it all worked out fine in the end.

[Anonymous No.9702502]

>>9682683
thank goodness I've managed to never completely fall on this one yet

[Anonymous No.9702513]

>>9682727
>I tell him i already read about series on wikipedia
Ruined, not subtle enough.

[Anonymous No.9702535]

>>9684729
Fucking knew it, anãozinho.
I can totally see this happening, only maybe minus the national one point drop thing.

[Anonymous No.9702545]

>>9685364
Just buy or ask to lend the fucking calculator from someone, anon.

[Anonymous No.9702839]

>>9692731
The Superbowl is on Wednesday though... In Australia.

[Anonymous No.9702971]

>>9702839
crikey mate