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I'll start
>"my teacher can't teach that's why I failed the class"
>brushes his teeth with the water running

>> No.9681622

>brushes his teeth
well I aint no brainlet

>> No.9681719
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9681719

>he sneezes in his own hand
>he smacks when he eats

>> No.9681721

>>9681601
"lol i probably know more than my prof"

>> No.9681724

>>9681601
>Brainlet Red Flags
goes out of his way to use jargon words he knows will be unfamiliar to his audience

>> No.9681725

>>9681719
Well whose hand do I have to sneeze in fucking brainleeeet

>> No.9681726

>>9681724
especially on this board

>> No.9681759

>>9681724
>Uses a trip on an anonymous basket weaving form

>> No.9681769

>>9681601
>post on 4chan

>> No.9681772
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9681772

>sneezes off mouth
>puts question marks at the end of sentences that aren't direct questions
>writes "P(x) for some x" rather than "there exists x such that P(x)"
>"the Planck length is the smallest length dude lmao"
>l'Hospital's rule
>functional programming

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>>9681601
I'll say the biggest one right now:
>Cares about personal water usage when industrial usage absolutely eclipses it anyways

>> No.9681862

>>9681759
>trip

>> No.9681873

>>9681601
>>"my teacher can't teach that's why I failed the class"
This is true though you subhuman.

>> No.9681875

>>9681759
>form

>> No.9681879

>>9681725
Sneeze in your elbow.

>> No.9681977

>>9681601
>has children
>says "Happy New Years!"
>can't do basic everyday math with ease (e.g. difference in score for a basketball game, calculating tip)
>sacrifices substance for style with cars, electronics, etc

>> No.9681986

>>9681977
>>says "Happy New Year's"
t. Neil degrasse tyson

>> No.9681997

>>9681725
you’re supposed to sneeze into your ankle. The world health organization did a study and this is the best way to avoid spreading germs.

>> No.9682036

>>9681601
>Fat
>Black and muslim
>Not Virgin before 25 (rape doesnt count)
>Interests are based on popularity
>IQ under 100
>Superstitious
>Impulsive (Can also be caused by troubled childhood)
>Violent

>> No.9682049

>>9682036
>virgin up until 25
>sign of intellect

Just a sign you're an incel famalam.

>> No.9682062

>>9681772
>>writes "P(x) for some x" rather than "there exists x such that P(x)"
what's the fucking difference brainlet

>> No.9682063

>>9681601

>goes on Jeopardy
>only answers sports/tv clues correctly

>> No.9682088

>>9682049
Im 6,1 ft 80 kg huwhite male with a 18 cm dick living alone. Alas im only 19. It is scientifically proven, and you know understanding why proves my statement (atleast partly)

>> No.9682139

>using the word "alas" on 4chan

>> No.9682155

>"Mathematics is a language"
>"Mathematics is invented, not discovered"
Jesus, you just know you're dealing with a turbo brainlet when they spout that shit

>> No.9682206

>>9682062
One's consistent with the reading direction, the other isn't, making it harder to understand right away.

>> No.9682212

>>9682206
>making it harder to understand right away
thanks for outing yourself

>> No.9682218
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>>9682212
As what? A fine gentleman interested in optimizing every single bit of the intellectual activity?

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>>9681873
t.brainlet

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>>9682088
Holy fuck I hope English isn't your first language you FUCKING brainlet

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>>9681601
“I’m a math major and my course isn’t the most boring/autistic one in existence and is definitely not as useless as psychology and sociology.”

>> No.9682269

>>9681601
Can you fuckers please post something related to science or math? Is that really so much to ask on the science and math board?

>> No.9682272

>>9681601
I leave the water running so it heats up while I'm brushing. It's more sanitary to clean your toothbrush with hot water than cold.

>> No.9682276

>>9681724
Uses a cuckcode

>> No.9682322

one who lacks any real talent and can only mock others for not knowing a certain subject they dedicate their life to

>> No.9682358

>brainfog

>> No.9682369

>Goes for a Masters degree in a scientific field

>> No.9682762

>>9682272
How hot does your water get? You’re probably just making the bacteria breed faster, shithead.