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This is Neptune. Say something nice about him.

>> No.9660857

>>9660645
He doesn't sweat much for a fat guy.

>> No.9660880
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9660880

>>9660645
Neptune-chan is Kawaii
https://youtu.be/ZwUZ8PdBsyc

>> No.9661022

>>9660645
Don't personify planets. They hate that.

>> No.9661259

>>9660645
Triton's a pretty cool moon.

>> No.9661282

>>9660645

At least he's not Uranus.

>> No.9661291
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9661291

Fake. Shadow has been artificially added.

>> No.9661295

>>9661291
Good, real planets look like garbage, CGI space looks more aesthetic than real space

>> No.9661301

>>9661295
That's like saying fake tits are better than real ones.

>> No.9661311

>>9661295

Yeah in real life all planets are pretty much featureless grey. Including the Earth.

>> No.9661315

>>9661301
It's like saying really nice plump fakes look better than small saggy pancake tits

>> No.9661321

>>9661301

They can look better, but they're usually not as practical to suck on. Same with planets.

>> No.9661327
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>>9660880
Why is Nep so fucking hot?

>> No.9661664

>>9661315

its like saying cgi tits are better than real tits (which they are)

>> No.9661775

>>9660645
She's pretty cool

>> No.9661800

>>9661664
Or my anime waifu is better than stinky fat real women

>> No.9661819

>>9660645
>"The Jewel of the Outer Solar System"

>> No.9661948
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>>9661022

>> No.9662029

>>9660645
It has a big boy orbit

>> No.9662052

Saturn is cuter!!!!

>> No.9662076

>>9660645
I love you Neptune

>> No.9662105
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9662105

The Virgin Neptune
>cold
>so far away you can barely see it from the Earth
>gay, boring moons
>relies on stupid shit like methane for color
>storms dissipate within years
The Chad Jupiter
>fucking YUGE
>known since antiquity
>ancients didn't even have telescopes and still recognized him as King of the Heavens
>has a beautiful appearance with lots of contrast
>massive storms that last for hundreds of years
>has the most bitching moons in the solar system, some of which might support life
>has had probe missions dedicated solely to observing him, instead of basically being a pit stop for one probe like 30 years ago

Icelets BTFO

>> No.9663083

Hey Neptune, if Pluto isn't a planet then why haven't you cleared it from your orbit?

>> No.9663101

>>9663083
Because Pluto is not actually in Neptune's orbit, it's tilted compared with the ecliptic, so it goes above and below.

>> No.9663123
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I love you Neptune chan

https://youtu.be/N79ZpqXO62c

>> No.9663168

>>9662105
Jupiter is cool desu

>> No.9663178

>>9662105
You forgot that Jupiter's gravitational pull is so strong that the barycenter between it and the Sun is actually outside the Sun's photosphere, meaning that it doesn't orbit the Sun. It and the Sun orbit a central point between them. That's fucking insane.

>> No.9663185

>>9663178
Isn't Jupiter like 90% of the way to having basic stellar fusion and being a brown dwarf?

>> No.9663199

>>9663185
No, it's a pretty far way off. That misconception is based off of shitty simulations from the 1980s. Today, we now know that Jupiter only has about 0.1% the mass of the Sun, and would need to be about a hundred times more massive before the possibility of becoming even a red dwarf.

>> No.9663575

>>9663185
>Brown Dwarf - 60 - 70 Jupiter Masses.

Even if all the mass of all the solar system planets and moons (excluding the Sun) were to be added to Jupiter it'll wouldn't even get 1% closer to becoming a brown dwarf.

>> No.9663607
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>>9662105
Hey Faggot Planets,

My name is Pluto, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-life celstrial bodies who spend every second of their orbit looking at stupid ass moons. You are everything bad in the solar system. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any moon pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of dwarf planets because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Voyager flybys.
Don't be a inert ball of rock. Just hit me with your best astroid. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Kuiper belt, and starter on my moon gang. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked probes"? I also get straight clouds, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just Tidal locked me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just de-orbit yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>> No.9663620

>>9661321
I got my planets pierced.
Grill here btw

>> No.9663686

>>9663607
>Pluto
>isn't even the biggest trans-Neptunian object
>trying to talk shit
lol. Literally not even a planet

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>> No.9664966

>>9664957
Noooo
The Neptune...
It's been lewded.
T-T

>> No.9664969

HERE WE GO

>> No.9664980
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>>9663607

>> No.9664984

>>9664966
Just wait until you see how much of a gape Uranus has.

>> No.9664985

>>9664980
it's a cute heart shape you fuck

>> No.9664988

>>9664985
Hearts aren't shaped like assess
This is the science board!

>> No.9664996

>>9664985
ur mom!