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962927 No.962927 [Reply] [Original]

land on moon

turn around

see this

wat do ?

>> No.962944

shit inside space suit then fall asleep

forever......forever.........forever....................forever

>> No.962948

Masturbate

>> No.962966

Make an ocean of piss.

>> No.962975

Probably lol and then get a little lonely.

>> No.962985

Roll a fatty, drop the needle on Dark Side of the Moon, die from asphyxiation.

Feels good, man.

>> No.962988
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962988

jump up to float away

>> No.962990

I'd probably cry. then walk around until my oxygen runs out.

>> No.962999

Major Tom to Ground Co-Fuck it, I'll just see how high I can jump.

>> No.963008

not realistic. there's no gravity on the moon.

>> No.963016

Wonder why zombie Neil Armstrong is carrying my crewmates lifesupport systems.

>> No.963037

>>963029
moon lander*

>> No.963033

>>963008
YES THERE IS FAGGOT. JUST NOT ALOT> GFYS. Bye bye

>> No.963029

>>962990
Yeah, this.

I'd see if I could make it noticeably to a different part of the moon. Maybe jump into a crater or something. Then take my land, fly out towards space.

>> No.963046
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963046

>>963008

>> No.963047

Try to jump into space.

>> No.963070

Probably cry, then write a message into the moon.

Hope that life arises on earth after its destroyed, after it reforms, and that they see my message.

>> No.963104

>>963070
that's what the previous intelligent lifeform millions of years ago said when they went to the moon.

all we can dechiper from it is that it's either a crab or some lady or a bunny.

>> No.963132
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963132

>>963033
>>963046

>> No.963135

>>963104
I don't know why, but if this were true (which it isn't), id want it to be a crab. I KNOW its a crab. It wasn't a lady or a bunny, it was a crab.

But it wasn't actually a crab, but a crab-like creature.

>> No.963152

That's the difference between you faggots and me, you give up at any sign of resistance, but I'm a winner.

I stand and face the impossible odds ultimately prevailing, and you fizzle out and disappear.

>> No.963154

>>963152
wat

>> No.963156

I'd express prime numbers as groups of dots. At least then people would know I'm smarter than a turtle.

>> No.963164

Why don't people think that it's a flag anymore? I think its an American flag tilted to the left.

>> No.963166

>>963156
Come on man, youd also put a message in there. You know you would, don't lie.

>> No.963169

>>963164
umm?

>> No.963173

go back to Earth, still possible to survive there

>> No.963180

>>963173
not really, that kind of impact would leave the earth hostile to life for decades

>> No.963183

>>963180

the moon is worse

>> No.963193

>>963180
by decades, do you mean millions of years?

>> No.963205

>>963156
Your corpse is already on the moon, next to a rocket propelled lander. The fact that you know what a prime number is would not be surprising or impressive.

>> No.963207

>>963183
the moon doesn't have a semi-molten surface and shattered/resettling crust with a temporarily superheated atmosphere
>>963193
if you consider complex life ya

>> No.963210

>>963205
Prime numbers are 2, 3, 5, 7, 11

In fact, I think there might even be an infinite number of prime numbers.

>> No.963216

>>963207
No, by that i mean that you fucking put a hole in the entire planet, and its fucked to hell for a few million years.

You need all of that matter to settle back into a fucking sphere.

>> No.963214
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963214

Hey guys wut's going on in here?

>> No.963217

Probably hyperventilate go into shock and die because I've had no astronaut training in my life.

>> No.963227

>>963214
wow from the thumbnail I thought that was a picture of a dam from orbit.

I think I need some sleep

>> No.963233

>>963227
Nope. the pictures just huge, and its weird. I had no idea what the fuck it was until i turned my monitor upsidedown

>> No.963241

Well first I'd ask that astronaut a few feet in front of me how the hell I got to the moon.

>> No.963254

>>963227
Fuck, now I can't unsee it.

>> No.963278

Tell Gah Lak Tus to stop putting hot-sauce on his food before he eats it.

>> No.963300

I'd radio ground control to see if they're okay.

>> No.963339

call jackie chan

>> No.963647

Commit suppuku?

>> No.963700

I'd hop into whatever got me to the moon, and pull a Sam Anders by glying it into the sun.

...

THERE MUST BE SOME WAY OUT OF HERE!