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>2018
>if i die im gone forever
>science still hasnt come up with immortality or something similar
science is useless as long as i dont get my immortality, get to work FAGGOTS

>> No.9598634

>>9598624
You'd have to live forever to be immortal. That means billions of years.

>> No.9598652

>>9598634
no autistic post please

>> No.9598665

>>9598624
Just take some psychedelics already, anon. You can't die if your self isn't real.

>> No.9598670

>>9598634
>That means billions of years.
quadrillions

>> No.9598673

Immortality fags should be shot to death on sight.

>> No.9598692

>>9598673
>"im ok with dying lol"
>being this beta

>> No.9598708

>>9598692
Wanting to artificially prolong your own body's biological processes indefinitely because you're afraid of dying is beta as fuck. Alpha behavior is being a deadbeat dad with hundreds of children and then dying peacefully in your sleep.

>> No.9598710

>>9598692
>"i want to believe"
>being this delusional

>> No.9598765

>>9598708
i'd rather be an immortal beta than an dead alpha

>> No.9598777

>>9598765
What exactly is the appeal to living for billions of years? If you're dead it's not like you'll feel bad about it or feel like you're being deprived of extra living time.

>> No.9598783

>>9598777
>>9598634
>>9598670
The "immortal" were talking about is being able to live as long as you want, you can opt out an any time

>> No.9598798

>>9598624
>2018
>still wanting to be inmortal

>> No.9598803

>>9598777
being dead is not the problem.
dying/knowing you'll die soon is.

>> No.9598806

>>9598783
you don't need quadrillions of years for that
people are usually waiting for death with open arms at 100, even in good heath

>> No.9598824

>>9598803
>dying/knowing you'll die soon is.
Well death solves that problem pretty well then.

>> No.9598835

>>9598824
i'm upset about it now, and i'm going to die someday. so i guess death doesn't solve the problem.

>> No.9598840

>>9598835
It does solve the problem. You can die now if you don't want to wait for it to solve the problem in the future.

>> No.9598846

>>9598840
Ok then. I guess next time you hurt yourself by falling you should kill yourself to ease the pain.

>> No.9599771

>>9598624
I fucking wish anon, scientists are being fucking retarded. If only someone pressured the fuck out of them to hurry up with immortality. Death is cancer, we need to get rid of it.

>> No.9599948

>autists always get hung up on the eternity aspect and do not doscuss anti-aging research
Pls change /sci/

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9600317

>>9598765
heh heh

>> No.9600328

>>9599948
>but living forever is boring because christians believe they'll live forever and every christian belief is worse than atheism so living forever sucks, being dead forever instead rules
>*tips fedora

>> No.9600494

>implying if immortality was ever somehow possible it'd be released to the general public

>> No.9600533

>>9600494
It might. If only because there could be money to be made from it. For example, companies that sell life insurance. People would still buy life insurance in case of accidents, but because they might be immortal, their total chances of dying would decrease. This means more and more payments to the Life Insurance companies (and don't think they'd be lowering the premiums, either!)

>> No.9600687

>>9598624
Uh, I don't want to float in space for trillions of years after the sun burns up thank you very much. All the important money in science is going to experiments that will reveal to us the very nature of the universe. We aren't important individually, knowledge is.

>> No.9600690

>>9598624
Why would anyone want to live more than 80 years?

>> No.9600701

Things science should be focusing right now:

1.Space Travell
2.Teletransportation
3.Limitless Energy
4.Robot suits that can give humans super power
5.Waifubots
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.
.
10.Flying cars
11.Flying Skateboards
.
.
.
.
POWER GAP
.
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999.Gay ass imortality

>> No.9602734

>>9600701
You're retarded

>> No.9602985

>>9598624

Digital immortality is around the corner.

>> No.9602991

>>9600701
>5.Waifubots

yes please, this should be first in any list

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9603085

>>9598624

Mind Uploading is the only way to achieve true immortality. You need to be wealthy to buy it.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=01hbkh4hXEk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dyJjGxZs4l8

http://2045.com

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4747174/amp/Transhumanism-lead-immortality-elite.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3096393/The-rich-God-like-cyborgs-Historian-claims-wealthy-transform-new-type-human-200-years.html

>> No.9603137

>>9603085
>Not doing it on credit and having infinite time to work off your debt.

>> No.9603138

>>9598624
Just kill yourself, you can't die if you're dead.

>> No.9603149

You literally have a blue electrical soul you faggot.