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>professor refers to every mathematical term as "this guy"

>> No.9590472

>>9590456

>refers to the integrand as "she".

>> No.9590978

>>9590456
Ain't nobody got time to remember trivial names when there's maths to study.

>> No.9591001
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9591001

>"these guys are going to get killed" when referring to variables canceling

>> No.9591013
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9591013

"Ghosts in the attic"

>> No.9591140
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9591140

>Distinguishes between the topology, subspace topology
Fucking autists ruining math.

>> No.9591153

>>9591140
>studies topology

Fucking autists ruining math.

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>>9590456
Do your professors poo in loo?
https://youtu.be/_Pj4L7C2twI?t=50s

>> No.9591184

>professor pronounces matrices as mattresses
no wonder I was so sleepy

>> No.9591187

>>9590456
"questions so far?"
>stares blankly into the crown

>> No.9591190

>>9591013
Why is she so fucking cute?

>> No.9591209

what the fuck this happens at other universities too?!!

>> No.9591216

>>9591184
>pronounces turbine as turban

>> No.9591229

>>9591153
You need it for important examples in differential geometry and functional analysis sadly.

>> No.9591261

>>9591187

>It is clear, no?

>> No.9591267

>>9590456
>professor pronounces "regarding the" as "regunda"
>entire class thinks it's some kind of new engineering term they never heard of

>> No.9591301

>>9590456
I had a Chinese TA who did that. I always found it funny

>> No.9591421

>>9591013
>>9591001
>>9590472
>>9590456

I would love to have a class with a professor who did all of these

>> No.9591422

>>9591001
Every Russian mathematician I've ever met has used the term "kill" to refer to canceling things at least once.
It's a little unnerving.

>> No.9591499

i thought it was just my one circuits professor

>> No.9591511

>>9591422
i use kill all the time. i think it sounds more edgy.

>> No.9591521

>>9591421

>Now take product. Cross term, we kill him.

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>>9591421
please explain "ghosts in the attic" that shit keeps me up at night

he did it in reference to matrix math

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>>9590456
>referring to exotic mathematical objects as "creature"
>mfw I do this

>> No.9591554

>I don't think this is a legal transformation /sci/

>> No.9591780

>had professor from fucking Zimbabwe
>Stops at random points to explain some small detail anyone in the class should know at that point, like how 2^3 is 2 times 2 times 2 so it's 4 times 2 is 8. Or deriving the volume of a cylinder by showing how it's the area of a circle times the height.

>> No.9591797

>>9591499
>circuits professor skipping like 5 steps when solving the problem

>> No.9591802

>>9591797
>circuits professor going through each and every step of the algebra
>but skipping over steps during the rest of the problem

>> No.9591804

>>9590472
Maybe someone from a country with a language with gendered nouns?

>> No.9591845

>>9591421
My differential equations professor does all of these things and also makes countless metaphors when walking through concepts using llamas. The metaphors are pretty awful on a conceptual level but I think that's the point

>> No.9591916

>>9590456

>Refers to the Jacobian of the system as "the beast"

>> No.9591942

>>9591421
you think you do, but you don't.

>> No.9591944

>>9591525
spectral theorem maybe. it refers to the spectrum of an operator not spooks

>> No.9591947

>>9591190
she looks like a retard
she's pug cute, I dated a girl like that

>> No.9591966

>>9591216
We'll that's how you pronounce it. Look it up ya dingus.

>> No.9591973

>>9591422
When I teach classes and they mention that I say this I tell them that math is very violent, when things cancel we say they kill each other. I also say we have functions call Stab and annihilators.

>> No.9591989

>>9591966

It's pronounced tur-bine

>> No.9592027

>>9590456
>prof. refers to variables as "hombres" and "cucarachas"

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>>9591001
my prof did that for integrating around 2pi and getting 0

>>9591422
he's half japanese