[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/sci/ - Science & Math

View post   
File: 103 KB, 600x574, chemistbookcover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
958632 No.958632 [Reply] [Original]

I have a chemistry final in 25 minutes and I haven't studied, nor have I slept all night.

Tell me something important about and relevant to chemistry that I need to know before going in.

>> No.958645

shit goes boom yo

Also TITRATIONS SOLVE EVERYTHING.

>> No.958646

Time is relative.

>> No.958647

You should have got some sleep.

>> No.958651

Oh shit anon - uhhhh
Greenhouse gasses are inside troposphere.
Ozone is inside Stratosphere

>> No.958654
File: 1.17 MB, 702x800, mandy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
958654

Let's talk more about the quantum mechanical and thermodynamical parts of chemistry.

>> No.958659

Everything is made of star stuff.

>> No.958660

the beauty of all living things is not the atoms that go into it but carl sagan

>> No.958664

Here is an easy way out that worked for me on a test.
If you don't know an answer to origins, write "God created it".
They cannot mark it wrong or they'll get their ass sued.

>> No.958665

>>958664
Fascinating.
But what does that have to do with science?

>> No.958667

>>958665
Its a way of getting around answering science problems.

>> No.958669

It's especially vital that you know that the more you know, the less you will lose the game.

>> No.958672

Don't leave the centrifuge running too long.
Seriously. Don't.

>> No.958673
File: 57 KB, 600x449, 1191355686287.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
958673

>> No.958675

>>958667
But they aren't grading your faith.
They're grading your ability to do SCIENCE.

>> No.958681
File: 61 KB, 559x700, 1225342116395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
958681

>> No.958688

>>958673
>>958681
i lol'd

>> No.958691

>>958673
lols so hard

>> No.958724
File: 51 KB, 696x618, 1259062721460.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
958724

>> No.958811
File: 50 KB, 500x379, 26021_1298039652005_1260789376_30674831_2296955_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
958811

>>958724

full ani

>> No.958861

w=-pdeltav

>> No.958873

Stuff is made of smaller stuff.

>> No.958962

log[h+]=pH
o shit

>> No.958977

in=out
ALWAYS

>> No.958983

Bored cumdumpster here, 19/f/US - im bored and lonely, someone add my msn for a chat / cam! 30
if youre from us, add me: xkitty777@hotmail.com !! 67

>> No.958982

general chemistry is just prettied up algebra. you can do algebra, right?

>> No.959680
File: 140 KB, 640x428, 1202786769812.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
959680

Well, I wasn't around for the latter half of this thread, but most of this stuff wouldn't have helped me anyways. We were given most of the necessary formulas. I was looking for stuff like -∆G = non-spontaneous or whatever, but I think i figured it out on my own.

However, after I was finished, I realized that I forgot to square some numbers on one of the plug-n-chug formulas. D: It was multiple choice and as soon as the answer worked out, I just bubbled it in and moved on. Tricky bastards...

>> No.959939
File: 12 KB, 400x248, 1205775173085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
959939

>>959680
Congrats on your test.

>> No.959968
File: 102 KB, 400x659, 1205776194768.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
959968

>> No.959972
File: 35 KB, 604x415, 1225340597856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
959972

>> No.959975

Moles and titrations like a champ nigga

>> No.960614
File: 10 KB, 175x125, onemole.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
960614

>> No.960630
File: 165 KB, 750x622, 1256615113954.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
960630

>> No.960638
File: 65 KB, 473x626, 1225340969351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
960638

>> No.960905

>>960638
lol
These remind me of this one time when I was taking a quiz over some book in a high school English class, and one of the answers to a question was a character who was a Superintendent of a school, Let's call him bob. Being really into The Simpsons back then, I wrote down the answer as "Super Nintendo Bob" thinking the teacher would just figure it's a spelling error and ignore it. Turns out we were doing peer-grading that day, so when the teacher called out that question, the guy who was grading my paper raised his hand and said what I wrote in front of the whole class. :-\

>> No.961618

>>960905
I hate it when people don't get my jokes.

Especially if they say they're Simpsons fans, but they don't really get the quote or witty sayings.

>> No.961619
File: 8 KB, 400x300, question4.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
961619

>>960905
Ouch, tough one anon.

>> No.961626

You now realize hibridization is wave function orgy

>> No.961629
File: 14 KB, 791x247, 1205777560925.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
961629

>>961618
>>961619
Quite surprising both of us bumped this 2 hour old thread, what was burried in the back pages
- both at the same time consecutively posting in it.
The odds are astronomical

>> No.961632
File: 146 KB, 444x761, 1205778188359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
961632

>> No.961634
File: 120 KB, 804x1122, 1205775644656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
961634

>> No.961637

>>961629
Just came back from work.

I had this page opened when I left for work.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.

>> No.961638
File: 36 KB, 480x318, 1205775997710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
961638

>> No.961644
File: 20 KB, 438x402, 1191356360244.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
961644

>> No.961651
File: 751 KB, 800x724, 1205775090599.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
961651

>> No.961655
File: 24 KB, 448x592, 1205775296310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
961655

>> No.961659

don't add water to acid. add acid to water. you can break this rule but your flask will get really fucking hot and you might drop it.

>> No.961662

>>961651

this is made fucking awesome by the fact the dumbshit pc zealot grading it didn't realize it was a joke and thought the ridiculous indoctrination actually sank through.

>> No.961720
File: 32 KB, 912x684, 1205777784636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
961720

>> No.961728
File: 39 KB, 440x257, funny-math-test-answer7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
961728

>> No.961732
File: 176 KB, 558x800, 1237279836707.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
961732

>> No.961750
File: 39 KB, 600x450, Math_test.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
961750

>> No.961759
File: 150 KB, 1214x911, 34zn6u9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
961759

>> No.961782

>>961732
In his defense, Hammer of Justice is pretty bitchin.

>> No.961800
File: 4 KB, 126x93, 1273748312547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
961800

>>961759

>> No.961833
File: 64 KB, 500x590, test.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
961833

>> No.961840

these graded papers are fucking incredible i love you guys i love you i love you i love you oh god i love your dick please give it to me


tldr pics are funny in this thread you niggers

>> No.961875

bump back to page 1 for hopefully more funny graded papers pics and less fucking religion hurrr durrr troll threads one after a fucking nother

>> No.961884

>>961840
Get out of here, kid.

>> No.961887
File: 30 KB, 626x563, rodder.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
961887

>>961840
Hell here's my dick, as requested.
I posted most of the pics of these school failrars.
Will post moar.
In the middle of studying for a chemistry final. Every 25m I'd take a break and go post a bit on /sci/

>> No.961890
File: 76 KB, 319x950, 1205775727951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
961890

>>961875
>>961840
Compiled one to make up for some lost time.

>> No.961894

>>961887


thanks man! these pics are awesome seriously

>> No.961906
File: 29 KB, 1014x222, 1205777715257.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
961906

>> No.961916
File: 99 KB, 314x1262, 1233127344699.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
961916

>>961894
Post some anatomy in return

>> No.961933

>>961916

one min

>> No.961938
File: 564 KB, 800x1035, 1234461306129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
961938

>> No.961957
File: 27 KB, 440x113, funny-science-test-answer7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
961957

>> No.961962
File: 75 KB, 640x480, 1205778717402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
961962

>> No.961999
File: 42 KB, 1024x768, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
961999

>>961916


thanks again

>> No.962034
File: 326 KB, 580x798, 1205779409071.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
962034

>>961999
Sure thing Anon -

Here is a more legendary one
1/2

>> No.962038
File: 487 KB, 745x1024, 1205781448891.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
962038

>>962034

>> No.962057
File: 72 KB, 546x727, 2j9me0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
962057

>> No.962067

>>962057
works for me you ducking fuck.

>> No.962140
File: 15 KB, 500x232, hardwater.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
962140

>> No.962142
File: 18 KB, 567x150, God_Did_It.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
962142

>> No.962148

>>961894
Pics of your dick, he means.

>> No.962176
File: 149 KB, 650x557, 1252624873794.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
962176

>> No.962189
File: 66 KB, 411x640, 1204428833336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
962189

>>962148
>See
>>961916
>See
>>961999

>> No.962248
File: 131 KB, 542x845, 1205775919011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
962248

>> No.962263

>>962038
>>962034


hahaha nice queer analysis

>> No.962381
File: 91 KB, 900x900, 1273430798959.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
962381

ima post the set

>> No.962387
File: 222 KB, 900x994, 1273430840635.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
962387

>> No.962392
File: 244 KB, 900x985, 1273430999724.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
962392

>> No.962399
File: 226 KB, 900x989, 1273431108105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
962399

>> No.962408
File: 313 KB, 900x1110, 1273431150896.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
962408

>> No.962411

n=m/M
C=n/V
1 mol = 6.02 x 10^23 particles

gogogo

>> No.962418
File: 214 KB, 900x1004, 1273431198707.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
962418

>> No.962427
File: 300 KB, 900x1156, 1273431397607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
962427

>> No.962438
File: 262 KB, 900x1399, 1273431514574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
962438

one more

>> No.962446
File: 301 KB, 900x1905, 1273431564324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
962446

and thats all

>> No.962472

>>962446
t..t...thank you

>> No.962482

>>962446
i llove these

>> No.962515

>>962446
Guys, could you please make sure this survives until tommorow morning?
Im on my Ipod so I cant save it properly, and I feel i need this.
Thanks.

>> No.962544

>>962515
Things on /sci/ don't die for days

>> No.962570

>>962446
...what the hell was that? It was awesome, whatever it is.

>> No.962588
File: 80 KB, 640x1000, 1225339194608.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
962588

>> No.962604
File: 16 KB, 604x164, 1225340351202.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
962604

>> No.962617

>>962446
who ever made this was a GOD

>> No.962633

>>962617
Wha the fuck was that?
Also on a more related note - how do I know the electric charges of elements in the periodic table?

>> No.962668
File: 29 KB, 604x453, 1225340904846.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
962668

>> No.962691
File: 75 KB, 1020x1462, 1225341301643.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
962691

>> No.962692

>>962633
Periodic table of ions, look it up.

>> No.962777

>>962588
sex = fun + arbitrary constant

>> No.962808

>>962633

The A groups go +1, +2, +3, + or - 4, -3, -2, -1 and 0. For the B groups the charge can vary but the group number is always a possible charge.

>> No.962840

How do you find the amount of particles in a guacamole? Use avacado's number

>> No.962842

>>962808

Also, the charges of polyatomic ions are the sum of the charges of the individual atoms

>> No.963390
File: 55 KB, 550x284, 1225409598956.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
963390

>> No.963397
File: 675 KB, 1199x1648, 1230023587575.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
963397

>> No.963416
File: 72 KB, 496x604, 1205776096810.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
963416

>> No.963430
File: 85 KB, 546x604, 1205776173706.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
963430

>>963416

>> No.963437
File: 54 KB, 495x604, 1205776313974.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
963437

>> No.963611
File: 154 KB, 450x2807, 1234464516534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
963611

>> No.963634

>>963437
6 pages?

More!

>> No.963651

>>963611
There's more to this.

>> No.963783

>>963651
There'd better be.

>> No.963802

Chemistry is for people too stupid to learn Physics and Calculus.

>> No.963839

bump

>> No.963873

>>963802

Right, because you never use calculus in chemistry.

>> No.963887
File: 157 KB, 850x1169, 1234461692317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
963887

Lost part 2

>> No.963898

>>963802
I find Calculus easier than Physics and Physics easier than Chemistry.

>> No.963909
File: 97 KB, 407x405, 1272565894142.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
963909

>>963898
You haven't done quantum physics.

>> No.963915

H+H -> 2H+(e+)+v
2H+H-> 3He+y
3He+3He-> 4He+1H+1H

>> No.963923

>>963887
This is for failures, not winner copypasta.

>> No.963992

>>963915
wut

>> No.964006

>>963992

Simple fusion

>> No.964084

>>962446
>>962438
>>962427
>>962418
>>962408
>>962399
>>962392
>>962387
>>962381

very nice thx

>> No.965210

>>964084
penis

>> No.965458

>>965210
dicks

>> No.968296

>>965458
cocks