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[Anonymous No.955511]

Science joke thread. Here's mine. See if you can top that.

An infinite number of mathematicians, a polar bear, a hydrogen atom, and a neutrino walk through a bar so that no one is in it and start playing hide and go seek. Suddenly the neutrino is stopped by a police officer who asks "Do you know how fast you were going back there? The neutrino replies, "No, but I know I'm a pascal." The bar tender then says, "You're all idiots" and pours ten (in base two, i mean ten) drinks. The polar bear then promptly dissolves and the hydrogen does not react.

[Anonymous No.955524]

whatthefuckamIreading?????

[Anonymous No.955526]

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[Anonymous No.955557]

>>955511
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[μαθμαν !!91T1MdNS3iA No.955561]

posted in other thread, but I got you beat:
An infinite number of mathematicians, a polar bear, helium, and a neutrino walk into a bar (ouch). One of the mathematicians then says, "the bar is now empty" and they begin to play hide and seek. The neutrino is then stopped by a police officer. Officer Heisenberg says, "Do you know how fast you were going back there?" The neutrino replies, "I'm positive and a pascal but I don't know where I am." The bar tender then says "You're all idiots, the cows are all black" and pours 10 (in base 2, i mean 10) drinks and there is an extra dollar. The polar bear then dissolves in water while the helium does not react.

[Anonymous No.955584]

>>955561

Makes more sense than OP's version.

[Anonymous No.955609]

>>955561
Thats mine dude. I posted that a few weeks back and just retyped it here again for shits and giggles.