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Anonymous Sat Feb 17 12:43:34 2018 No.9523593 [Reply] [Original]

What's the funniest academic paper you've read?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 13:07:35 2018 No.9523647 The length (1/2 pages) certainly makes this paper stand out: http://www.ams.org/journals/bull/1966-72-06/S0002-9904-1966-11654-3/S0002-9904-1966-11654-3.pdf Not funny per se, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 13:07:50 2018 No.9523650 File: 146 KB, 1390x1000, 1495475592832.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9523593 http://www.fields.utoronto.ca/video-archive/static/2016/11/1570-16202/mergedvideo.ogv

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 13:10:39 2018 No.9523657 File: 60 KB, 681x680, Piper Harron Academic Paper.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9523593 .

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 13:11:47 2018 No.9523662 File: 89 KB, 689x615, 1495421187795.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9523593 >>9523657 >>9523650

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 14:03:07 2018 No.9523816 >>9523647 >per se ei vittu make :DDDD "perse" :DDDD

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 14:38:06 2018 No.9523914 >>9523650 >>9523657 >>9523662 Don't do this. Piper's infusion of mathematics with feminist rhetoric may be unfortunate, but by responding like a redneck klan member you only justify her approach

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 15:31:50 2018 No.9524046 Sorta related: http://thatsmathematics.com/mathgen/ >>9523816 What? >>9523914 Someone posted a link to her website in another thread. Is this real!?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 15:35:37 2018 No.9524054 >>9523593 your senior thesis

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 15:36:35 2018 No.9524058 >>9523914 Doing racist edgy jokes isn't exclusive to /pol/ newfriend. It all depends on how funny/original it is and the butthurt it createa like with you :)

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 15:40:04 2018 No.9524064 >>9524046 >What? You clearly didn't pay attention in your Finnish classes in school. "Perse" means "ass".

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 15:56:42 2018 No.9524085 >>9523657 To be fair, this parody is not very different from the original. Negroes and mathematics don't mix.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 16:03:55 2018 No.9524101 >>9524046 >http://thatsmathematics.com/mathgen/ That's fucking hilarious

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 16:21:39 2018 No.9524132 Feminist women are masculanized in terms of digit-ratio and personality

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 16:23:54 2018 No.9524137 >>9524132 Forgot link sry friends https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4158978/

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 17:58:28 2018 No.9524364 >>9524058 all you're doing is demonstrating that her complaints about STEM being a boy's club are valid I don't really begrudge you the right to be stupid though, do as you see fit. but if you ever got into a debate with this girl she'd destroy you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 17:58:29 2018 No.9524366 File: 201 KB, 823x573, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9523593 http://www.scs.stanford.edu/~dm/home/papers/remove.pdf

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 17:59:40 2018 No.9524368 File: 22 KB, 817x301, 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9524366

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 18:01:47 2018 No.9524375 File: 70 KB, 620x429, Screen Shot 2018-02-17 at 17.01.28.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.scribd.com/doc/228831637/Optimal-Tip-to-Tip-Efficiency

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 18:01:53 2018 No.9524376 File: 40 KB, 353x304, 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9524368

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 18:02:57 2018 No.9524379 >>9524364 t. roastie

Anonymous Sat Feb 17 19:05:00 2018 No.9524540
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>>9523593

http://ikefoundationforautism.org/e-library/What%27s%20Happening%20to%20Ellie%20-%20A%20Book%20About%20Puberty%20for%20Girls%20and%20Young%20Women%20with%20Autism%20and%20Related%20Conditions%20(2015).pdf

>>>/pol/160881788

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 19:18:35 2018 No.9524577 >>9524364 >I think 4chan is real life Autist, Newfag or tumbler

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 19:24:11 2018 No.9524588 >>9524366 Fucking based.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 19:28:04 2018 No.9524598 >>9524540 God help me

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 19:29:19 2018 No.9524602 >>9524366 >>9524375 Where were these published?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 01:15:45 2018 No.9525189 >>9524366 Did he really publish it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 01:57:14 2018 No.9525243 >>9524540 >using tissue and throwing in the bin >not using toilet paper and then flushing it >putting clothes on before washing hands I SHIGGY DIGGY

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 02:10:02 2018 No.9525265 >>9524366 Hilarious

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 02:27:31 2018 No.9525292 File: 175 KB, 816x592, bERWgdi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] send this to my friend in place of a paper he asked me to get him a couple of weeks ago

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 02:34:37 2018 No.9525299 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cox–Zucker_machine

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 03:49:31 2018 No.9525393 >>9523816 EBIN :D

Anonymous Sun Feb 18 04:29:45 2018 No.9525429

I know this will sound fictitious. But I met a prion academic and miltary experiment historian. His theory and evidence will gain you enemies from all sides. He introduced himself as a researcher he has his own papers but I haven’t found one online. He linked AIDS virus to Scrapies and Prions. And said the only reason African Americans have aids unproportionately to the rest of society is because they were experimented with for a long time for a load of research on prions, infectious misfolded proteins. You see him as a Wacko but then he gets personal as he said his crowd was solely drafted for experimentation. He began showing me images of his youth and even adds how he liked close up images to make him look bigger and hide his height. He was around 5’0 in height in those pictures. However the person i had in presence was around 5’11. Makes you think about how we analyze height and beauty.

Anonymous Sun Feb 18 07:46:50 2018 No.9525607
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>>9523593
http://www.bmj.com/content/343/bmj.d7506

>Male orthopaedic surgeons have greater intelligence and grip strength than their male anaesthetic colleagues, who should find new ways to make fun of their orthopaedic friends.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 07:51:24 2018 No.9525613 >>9523593 Tai's model

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 17:35:23 2018 No.9526652 >>9525292 Of course it's in PLOS

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 17:55:22 2018 No.9526688 File: 249 KB, 748x851, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9523593 http://journal.sjdm.org/15/15923a/jdm15923a.pdf

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 17:59:07 2018 No.9526689 >>9525429 >African Americans have aids unproportionately to the rest of society But they don't. The most AIDS-infected group is white gay men.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 18:02:17 2018 No.9526693 >>9524368 >>9524376 Wow very nice eks d

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 18:47:50 2018 No.9526779 >>9525607 >105 >98 The people putting you under has an IQ of 98, this can't be right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 03:01:01 2018 No.9527653 does anyone have the paper of the biologist who rediscovered trapezoidal integration?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 03:06:54 2018 No.9527664 >>9527653 medical researcher. "A Mathematical Model for the Determination of Total Area Under Glucose Tolerance and Other Metabolic Curves" she named it Tai's Method

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 03:13:00 2018 No.9527680 >>9527664 classic

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 03:22:49 2018 No.9527695 >>9525607 not as funny as http://www.bmj.com/content/327/7429/1459 >There have been no randomised controlled trials showing the effects of using a parachute during free fall.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 07:05:15 2018 No.9527929 >>9527664 She named it after her parents of course

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 14:11:22 2018 No.9528805 The UN paper on /pol/. My favorite part is the pepe collection and rarity rankings. https://arxiv.org/pdf/1610.03452v1.pdf

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 14:52:56 2018 No.9528929 File: 120 KB, 220x236, alpha.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9528805 He almost became a meme on /pol/ when the paper was published.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 17:11:49 2018 No.9529300 >>9524375 Oh, hah. Show's decent, though it's been going kinda downhill.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 17:20:25 2018 No.9529315 >>9528805 this is actually a quality social science paper. i have not seen any other paper on 4chan that even comes close

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 17:23:09 2018 No.9529320 >>9525292 memeworthy af

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