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LOUDER

>> No.9476720

>>9476704
witten is my favorite

>> No.9476778

>>9476704
inb4 phenotype dude

>> No.9476798
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9476798

>>9476704
remember when witten got BTFO by alex unzicker?

>> No.9476876

>>9476778
But honestly, you can't deny the power of that [math]\mathbb{PHENOTYPE}[/math]

>> No.9477079

>>9476704
WITH CROWDER!

>> No.9477202

>>9476704
>:)

>> No.9477252

>>9476704
not science or math

>> No.9477493

>>9476798
literally whomt've?

>> No.9477560

>>9476798
>Sperg has sperg tantrum in front of Witten
>Unamused Witten answers the retarded child's question as best as he can salvage any real question at all out of the hissy fit
>>BTFO
Yeah okay

>> No.9477581

>>9476798
nigga how is this btfoing?? Witten demolished him with his sissy hypno voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7EnQd-VGqU

>> No.9477595

>>9477581
>>9477560
Unzicker is right. string theory has not produced results or reproduceable experiments in over 6 decades since its birth. Its purely a mathematical construct. Newton and every physics great would be pissed at what folly passes for physics now.

Strings, quantum, extra dimensions, membranes. All fruitless speculations by pseudophysicists

The thing about savants like witten is that they have a gift beyond what 99.9999...% of people have but it doesnt matter if they cant shoot straight. Witten has one of the greatest dicks but he cant even aim into a toilet so what good is it?

>> No.9479239

Why does witten sound so gay

>> No.9479316
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9479316

>>9477595
>*soft feminine tone*
>"I'm not sure if I like your tone. It's all wrong. Bitch, you about to have yourself a magnetic moment."

wat do?

>> No.9479323

>>9477581
What a useless question and answer. How boring.

>> No.9479352

>string theory has not produced results or reproduceable experiments in over 6 decades since its birth.

When it comes to experiment, neither has any other theory, because experimentalists have reached a technological wall. Get used to it, present and future physics relies much more on mathematics and thought experiments rather than on physical experiments. And that is where string theory dominates, and for a reason. Dont like that? Go cry to Nature, not to theoretical physicists doing their jobs.

>> No.9479591 [DELETED] 

>>9476704
[math] \mathbb{LOUDER}[/MATH]

>> No.9479595

[math] \mathbb{LOUDER} [/math]

>> No.9480454

>>9477595
>Witten has one of the greatest dicks but he cant even aim into a toilet so what good is it?
He can still breed and preserve the white race, which is argueably much more important.

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9482150

>be waiter at diner
>regular day, a bit warmer than usual
>serve orange juice and pancakes to some old guy
>he looks extremely bored
>stare at him from a distance for a while, think I've seen him before
>It's Ed Witten
>he notices
>"Hey waiter!"
>come up, say I'm sorry
>"No need, I just really need someone to talk to"
>asks me for my name, tell him
>he picks up the straw from his drink
>"Tell me anon, how many holes does this straw have?"
>it's open on both ends, so two
>"anon, everyone knows a straw is homeomorphic to their anus"
>but my anus only has one hole
>"That's a trivial problem"
>he signals the other staff
>one of them bars the doors, the rest hold me down
>Ed takes a plastic knife from his plate
>literally tears me a second asshole
>unimaginable agony, scream at the top of my lungs the whole time
>i lay there, too weak to move any of my limbs
>pic related is the last image i see before i bleed out

>> No.9482183

>>9476704
can someone explain me this shit?

>> No.9482195

>>9482183
I assume because he has such a feminine sounding voice that people can't hear him so ballsy students yell "louder" at him and he takes it like a bitch.

>> No.9482727

>tfw no witten professor
Why am I even in uni?

>> No.9482772

>>9476704
Witten gets BTFO by C. N. Yang
Some sperg in the crowd asks him about string theory and everybody chuckles.
Physicists don't take string theory seriously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkW34K2HSCs#t=727