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Whilst I was at Cambridge, me and another man named Charles were the only two black students in our physics undergrad class. Charles came from a far less wealthy family but I didn't mind because he seemed rather white even compared to myself, I wondered what his secret was to not backsliding like I did and acting like the lesser blacks you might find in a 50 cent video. After pressing him for a few days he finally opened up and took me to his dorm where the magic happens. He would put on some classical music made by black composers whilst putting on a slideshow of paintings and portraits of blacks in the most aristocratic conceivable regalia. Not only this, but he purchased a rather expensive monocle and top hat which he would wear in his suit and just spoke in the most profoundly extravagant and aristocratic BRITISH accent you could ever hear. I was stunned and this changed my life. After this we spent every evening for the next 2 years in his dorm having whiteness contests, seeing who can have the most aristocratic accent and who can talk whiter than who, one time I even wore 2 monocles at once. Whenever anyone criticised us for being black, we would be laughing at them because we know on the inside, we were whiter than everyone else at the most prestigious institutions on the planet.
Life is good.

>> No.9475958

>>9475957
Another man and I, if u get corrected by chinese u arent white

>> No.9475964

>>9475958
>implying whiteness pertains to grammar rather than vernacular

Lol

>> No.9475973
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9475973

>we spent every evening for the next 2 years in his dorm having whiteness contests
This is what cambridge physics students do? Really?

>> No.9475976

>>9475973
Haven't you watched the theory of everything? It came out years ago.

>> No.9475982

>>9475973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Salz7uGp72c

>> No.9475986

>>9475982
>>9475976
Was just about to post and say this.
Basically yeah, Cambridge isn't all its cracked up to be people care more if you sound snooty rich and white more than they care about you're actual intelligence, at least for undergraduates.

>> No.9475988

>>9475973
why do you think cambridge students are that different from regular ones

>> No.9475990

>>9475986
With this being said, its worth mentioning there are a handful of highly intelligent Cambridge students you could very easily refer to as geniuses though. Most random students are indeed having a whiteness contest.

>> No.9475992

>race
>race
>race
>race
Don't you get tired of this?

>> No.9475999

>>9475988
its considered the top university on the planet.

>> No.9476003

>>9475986
>you're actual intelligence
muh brainlet grammar

>> No.9476004

>>9475982
cringe

>> No.9476031

>>9475957
Props to you two for ascending above the archetypal niggardry.

>> No.9476036

>>9475957
No offense, but you negros should have stayed in Africa.
Why you invade our homeland?

>> No.9476044

>>9476036
this.
make your continent great and proud. go home

>> No.9476074

How the fuck do you have whiteness contests for 2 years?
Sounds like something people would get bored with after a week even at Cambridge.

>> No.9476089

>>9475990
Grossly exaggerated, most physics undergrads are smart, for subjects like arts and English, absolutely they're on pseudo-intellectual bullshit.