Aristotelian logic 2.0

[Anonymous No.9467730]

Come up with intuitive-sounding explanations that are ultimately wrong.

I'll start.


>blood clots when it gets outside the body because it's cold

[Anonymous No.9467737]

>black people are do worse in school because they got bullied by whitey

[Anonymous No.9467745]

>>9467737
Reminder to report these far right justice warriors shitting up every thread on the site

[Anonymous No.9467746]

>the rate at which an object falls is proportional to its mass

[Anonymous No.9467748]

p = np

[Anonymous No.9467750]

1 =/= 0.999... because one is not the same digit as nine and there are nines in the right number while there is a one in the left number.

Fire is the visual manifestation of a lot of energy, because it's very hot and immaterial.

Traps are gay.

[Anonymous No.9467755]

>>9467745
>ban everything I don't agree with
fuck off

[Anonymous No.9467760]

>>9467745
Done.

[Anonymous No.9467761]

>>9467748
np = p
n = p/p
n = 1

[Anonymous No.9467773]

>>9467761
>p/p
p=0

[Anonymous No.9467785]

>>9467761
>dividing zero by zero and saying it's one

[Anonymous No.9467789]

>>9467760
Oppress much?

[Anonymous No.9468051]

Distribution of matter in the universe is heterogenous because some matter has negative mass, thereby causing gravitational push on positively-massed matter. That negatively-massed matter is invisible and intengible, hence it being obscure to our observations.

[Anonymous No.9468053]

>>9467761

[Anonymous No.9468068]

>>9467750
>Traps are gay.
You're alright, Anon.

[Anonymous No.9468946]

>>9467730
>blood clots when it gets outside the body because it's cold
whait is that wrong? REEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.9468948]

>>9467761
>n = 1
??????????????

[Anonymous No.9468978]

>>9467730
Fevers are actually a biproduct of your body fighting off sickness by increasing bloodflow and circulation of white blood cells, the increased flow unfortunately results in a rise of temperature

[Anonymous No.9469088]

>>9467730
Continuous bijections are homeomorphic.

[Anonymous No.9469871]

>electrons orbit around the nucleus

[Anonymous No.9469875]

all mater is composed of a combination of the four elements

[Anonymous No.9469937]

Our satellites and the Moon are able to orbit the Earth because the centrifugal and centripetal forces are in equilibrium.

[Anonymous No.9469945]

>>9467750
Disingenuous shitlord who got memed on for being a dumb mathlet from the other repeating decimal thread.
0.999 is not 1 cause repeating decimals can refer to an infinite range of unequivalent values.

[Anonymous No.9470907]

>>9469088
A function is surjective iff it has right inverse. Requires a goddamn axiom of choice

[Anonymous No.9471064]

The sky is blue because the air is blue. We can see clearly over short distances because the air is thin, but over long distances we're looking through a lot of air which is why distant mountains are obscured with blue color.

[Anonymous No.9471221]

>>9467761
oh im laffin

[Anonymous No.9471326]

>lemons are ripe limes
>greenhouse gasses exist and we make them therefore global warming

[Anonymous No.9471344]

>>9471326
I sense many replies will come to you.

[Anonymous No.9471504]

>>9467730
You can't see the moon because light travels too fast for us to see.

[Anonymous No.9471513]

>insert the fucking probability thread(s) happening right now

[Anonymous No.9471528]

>technological progress is always good

[Geometric Unity No.9471532]

the sky is blue because the air bends light like a prism

[Anonymous No.9471570]

>>9467730
There is never a hundred percent yield because every atom is living and responds uniquely to stimulus.

[Anonymous No.9471624]

>>9471528
t. Black Mirror

[Anonymous No.9471672]

The earth is flat

[Anonymous No.9471695]

>>9467730
Ducks float. Wood floats. Ducks are made of wood.

[Anonymous No.9471717]

There is no such thing as 'atoms', matter is simply a continuous flow with no subdivisions util we make them by cutting it up - a process which can go on to infinity

[Anonymous No.9471719]

>>9471695
Wood is made of ducks.