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Who the fuck is this chink????!!?!?!??!
Get the fuck out of this board

>> No.9458893

>>9458883
Respect your superiors.

>> No.9458998
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>> No.9459015
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>>9458883
My wife is a chink, I'm a caucasian Australian male.

>>9458893
我的妻子是一個縫隙,我是一個白人男性澳大利亞。
我的妻子是一个缝隙,我是一个白人男性澳大利亚。
私の妻は私が白人オーストラリアの男性よ、割れ目です。

>> No.9459018
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>>9459015
#SELFIE

>> No.9459021

>>9459015
poor woman

>> No.9459022

>>9459018
i love you

>> No.9459023

>>9459018
I applaud ur balls.

>> No.9459024

>>9459021
She's mathematically 'worse' than I am, so, you are welcome to call her a poor woman but she is more likely to actually do weird voodoo shit and hunt you down and skin you like a goat.

>>9459022
I love you too. "And I. Am. Us."

>> No.9459026

>>9459021
Whites, not even once.

>> No.9459028

>>9459018
what makes human to post his selfie to 4chan

>> No.9459031

>>9459023
*shrug* The world thought President Trump was impressive and I took it as a challenge.

Then time moved on and I saw that the world was happy letting Trump make everyone stupid, and then I got scared about the kind of world my daughter would come in to.

One where everyone would have let Trump change the language itself to suit his purpose.

>>9459028
Oh, I took that picture in front of my monitor whilst in this thread before other things. I fucking hate selfies personally because to me they are like receipts cashiers offer you, why the fuck would I want to ruffle through my visual past 'again'.

>> No.9459036

I like him

>> No.9459037

Why does /sci/ have the most schizos out of any board?

>> No.9459038

>>9459031

You seem like a nice guy. Tell Ying ying she has a nice husband.

>> No.9459039

>>9459037
They leak from /x/

>> No.9459042

>>9459038
Hm... who should tell her that? It can't be me, I'm her husband. Third party confirmation is what humans crave. Assurance from a non-binary source.

Oddly enough my wife is actually considered an alien even by chinese standards.

>>9459037
Takes a self-identifiable schizophrenic tendency to identify chicken tendies.

>>9459039
Yeah, that board gave me some trouble too. Fucking dubbed me ECHS and seriously fucked around with my life. They've fucked off now though.

>> No.9459044

>>9459039
At least on /x/ nobody takes them seriously, they fit right in with the shitposters. Here on the normie boards it's blatantly obvious they're mentally challenged.

>> No.9459045

>>9459037
Schizos tend to mistakenly believe they are smarter and more conscious than the general population. Thus they naturally gravitate towards /sci/ to discuss their madness.

>> No.9459049

>>9459045
Cool, and from this board you guys can spread the madness. I'm alright with that interpretation.

However I still request that you guys be 'kind' about it.

There are many genders, nationalities, languages, and cultures that read all these /sci/ threads. I honored them, so in kind you must be honorable schizophrenics.

However please just stop using that word 'schizophrenic' and just adopt 'psycho affective'. It's more accurate.
//SUMMONS THE CHINESE HORDE!
爽了,從這款主板你們可以傳播的瘋狂。 我沒事與解釋。

不過我還是要求你們是'種'了。

有很多種性別,民族,語言和文化的閱讀所有這些/ SCI /線程。 我榮幸他們,所以實物,你必須成為一名光榮的精神分裂症患者。

但是,請您剛剛停止使用單詞'精神分裂症',只是採用“心理情感”。 這是更準確。

>> No.9459052

Sorry, forgot the song.

HERE YOU GO GUYS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1f7NCCpphE

>> No.9459055

what the fuck is this thread

>> No.9459059

>>9459055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oFk-NO9F9I

>> No.9459061

>>9459055
Someone trying to one-up geometric unity. Huh, wonder where that guy ended up.

>> No.9459064

>>9459021
\thread

>> No.9459067
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wtf is even happening here?
the Sino-entist seems kinda cool tho

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>>9459061
Geometric Unity Collegiate
幾何團結大學生

>>9459064
Ooooh, my wife would slap the shit out of both y'all fuckers. But hey, more fodder for the family!

>> No.9459072

>>9459067
Curious. What is a sino-entist?

>> No.9459079

>>9458883
He's a schizo, just ignore him.

>> No.9459080
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Oh, right. Again everyone wants 'mental health' credentials.

Confirmed non-schizophrenic (Unless you guys want to take it up with Australian Mental Health practices + RMIT University, be my guest).

>>9459079
If I'm truly 100% schizo then you're ruining my fun, 'little one'.

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Part 2 (because everyone loves a trilogy)

Also, the fact that nobody else is willing to post legally verified mental health credentials issued by a governing body of a first world nation is rather telling that perhaps y'all have more mental issues than I do.

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I even recorded the 'emergency mental health' team that was dispatched.

Here's the link in case you guys ACTUALLY care about that word schizophrenic and aren't just using it the same way a 6 year old constantly asks, "Why? But Why? Why? Why that!? Why? Oh, Why?"

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/1v629e8bn3ubrkf/AAB3IZNrYiH-gtYLH-Kg4hCsa?dl=0

>> No.9459089

Schizos are the proof that consciousness is nothing but a material object, a part of the brain that can break like your computer.

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共和國的中國承認勝利。

>>9459089
Schizos是意識只不過是一個實物,可以打破像您的計算機大腦的一部分的證明。

>> No.9459095

>>9459088
>diagnosed with mania with psychotic symptoms

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mania
>Manic episodes are often complicated by delusions and/or hallucinations; should the psychotic features persist for a duration significantly longer than the episode of mania (two weeks or more), a diagnosis of schizoaffective disorder is more appropriate.

You are a schizo.

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>> No.9459100

>>9459085
Radio: there is an idiot driving down the road ob the wrong lane-
You: bs, I think everyone is going the wrong way except me

>> No.9459101

So, you learned Chinese and now you need to show off to people? Gee, get a life.
Go fuck your chink wife and stop attwhoring here. No one cares about you nor will we translate your dumb posts.

>> No.9459102

>>9459095
The report also says I'm 43, when I'm 33 years of age. So apparently humans CAAAAN make mistakes.
>Past history of a diagnosis

>>9459100
Don't call me radio, unit 91.

>>9459101
Oh, you guys won't. Chinese people will though. The western cultures REALLY don't understand 'The Orient' at all.

>> No.9459103

>>9459101
He didn't learn Chinese, he's just using google translate. Stop posting in this thread, it's just encouraging him. Or at least sage.

>> No.9459108

>>9459102
>Oh, you guys won't. Chinese people will though. The western cultures REALLY don't understand 'The Orient' at all.
Chinese people are probably dying in a factory for a couple bucks instead of browsing another chink cartoon imageboard.
Are you that lonely?

>> No.9459109

>>9459100
Prove that we are all not wrong

>> No.9459114

>>9459103
I'm saging, don't worry.

>> No.9459115

>>9459109
easy - just read this thread

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>>9459102
>posts past medical history to prove he's not a schizo
>rejects it when it shows he's a schizo because it's past medical history

Not to mention that your current behavior is clearly manic.

>> No.9459117

>>9459103
西蒙手語。But feel free to keep assuming I didn't actually learn Chinese. You guys need to learn how to differentiate between learning a language and a reading/writing system.

>>9459108
Is this really how the west still thinks of China? I thought this was the maths board.

You guys are aware that Mao killed all the birds in China beacuse Chinese command/rule is so absolute that the BILLION chinese that are alive today would still follow such a command?

>>9459115
Can't unread a thread.

>> No.9459120

>>9459117
>Is this really how the west still thinks of China?
Yes.

>>9459117
>You guys are aware that Mao killed all the birds in China beacuse Chinese command/rule is so absolute that the BILLION chinese that are alive today would still follow such a command?
I don't give two fucks.

>> No.9459122

>>9459116
Grandiose like President Trump, sure.

>>9459120
Now you're getting it! China doesn't either!

Russia was able to get Trump elected, China trumped Russia with 'this'.

>> No.9459125

>>9459122
Trump is grandiose like a narcissistic idiot. You are grandiose like a schizophrenic person. And you're manic.

>> No.9459126

>>9459122
What are you trying to accomplish with this thread? This clearly doesn't fall into the "science and math" category.

>> No.9459128

>>9459126
He is getting attention. That is what all mentally ill people on /sci/ are here for.

>> No.9459131

>>9459128
It seems so. I also don't get why he's poorly translating his posts to Chinese.

>> No.9459132

>>9459126
why u hate fun

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>>9459125
Unless you guys actually show credentials that you can legally classify me as manic, then all refutations to my clarity of mind are just mongolian shitposters being eternally butthurt.

>>9459126
Thank you.

>>9459128
Well thank fuck I'm schizophrenic and we are all crazy on 4chan and we all want attention. Because, ya know, 4chan isn't above sending one of their own insane.

Also if I was fully demented then I wouldn't know if I was in front of my computer posting OOOOR literally anything else.

>>9459131
中國需要一個鍊式人

>> No.9459136

>>9459132
Well, if you enjoy attention whoring, then you should try these boards:
>>>/soc/
>>>/b/

>> No.9459140

>>9459134
>Unless you guys actually show credentials that you can legally classify me as manic
Sure, as soon as you show me your legal credentials that allow you to classify yourself as not manic. Until then, see >>9459085 where you were diagnosed as manic with psychotic symptoms by a professional medical expert.

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>>9459072
portmanteau of "Sino" and "scientist". I saw Chinese script and made a bad pun.
enjoy your (You)s

>> No.9459145

>>9459134
>Well thank fuck I'm schizophrenic
Thanks for admitting it. Now stop shitting up this board with your mental illness and seek a psychiatrist.

>> No.9459156

>>9459136
Good advice for others.
Personally I'm waiting for everyone the largest concentration of free thinking English speaking mathematicians to do the actuarial mathematics required for UBI.

>>9459140
Haha! That admission was made by Harvester Private Consulting illegally. Thing is when a psychologist can just sign a piece of paper saying 'lock him up' you would be amazed at how everyone along the way simply rejected my opinion or perspective. I'm happy to actually go back there and take them to court if that is what it would take.

>>9459141
I fucking hate puns, but, yes... they still have to exist.

>>9459145
Why would I want a lawyer?