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How would you catch a lion /sci? Biologists need not apply.

>> No.9457882

>>9457440
Start by assuming a spherical lion...

>> No.9457920

>>9457882
and a frictionless surface of the savanna...

>> No.9457923

>Mathematical "humor"
Big groan.

>> No.9457931

>>9457923
An infinite number of mathematicians, a polar bear, helium, and a neutrino walk into a bar (ouch). One of the mathematicians then says, "the bar is now empty" and they begin to play hide and seek. The neutrino is then stopped by a police officer. Officer Heisenberg says, "Do you know how fast you were going back there?" The neutrino replies, "I'm positive and a pascal but I don't know where I am." The bar tender then says "You're all idiots, the cows are all black" and pours 10 (in base 2, i mean 10) drinks and there is an extra dollar. The polar bear then dissolves in water while the helium does not react.