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>Requirements: 2 years of lab experience

>> No.9439723

>>9439671
>he didn't get an apprenticeship while in school
retards like you give me joy

>> No.9439731

>>9439671
That's not exactly a tough quotient to observe.

>> No.9439738

>>9439723
But how the fuck you do it?

>> No.9439794
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9439794

>junior code monkey
>requires 3+ years of obsolete javascript "library"

>> No.9439855

>>9439671
Requirements for what

>> No.9440139

>>9439794
>>junior code monkey
>>requires 3+ years of obsolete javascript "library"

protip, the reason why programming jobs have absurd requirements is so that they can deny your application and not face any legal repercussions.

>> No.9440144

>>9439671
only two???

>> No.9440163
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9440163

>entry level
>five years of experience + PhD required

>> No.9440193

>apply for internship
>requires two letters of reference

>tfw too autistic to say any word during lecture hours and to find any questions to ask that you can't answer yourself, in order to make yourself recognized by any prof

>> No.9440195

>>9440163
usagov jobs in a nutshell

>>9439671
this is why working while in college is important.

>> No.9440569

>>9440139
can't you just lie? it's not like those libraries are hard to understand.

>> No.9440590

>>9440569
if its a library just lie.

if its something they can actually test you on, be truthful with minor exaggeration. The key point is they aren't actually looking for the person they described in the job description. They just have the requirements be insane so when they reject you, you can't sue them for discrimination or something. They can just point to the job description and say "it clearly states 5 years experience requried, and he doesn't have that".

>> No.9440644

>>9440590
Don't listen to this guy!

He's either a troll or retarded. Yes you do need that experience if they ask for it. Think if what he said was true than if you did sue and they are doing as he says then they could actually go to federal prison if they are caught. (I've seen this but it was 5-years experience with ms-dos (2016) and the employers are in jail right now)

>> No.9440750

>>9440644
I'm a successfully employed software engineer. I've gotten jobs where I didn't meet all of the requirement.

I handle new hires, and work with HR to set up the job requirements. No, we aren't actually expecting a junior software dev to have 5 years experience in anything.

>> No.9440775

>>9439794
>junior developer
>5 years experience senior developer required

>> No.9440785

>>9439794
>>9440139

I remember someone posting a job listing that required 5+ years experience with Windows Server 2012 and it was like 2014 so it was physically impossible to have the requirement without a time machine.

>> No.9440786

>>9440195
>usagov jobs in a nutshell

Oh you fucking lie your ass off in those questionnaires, everybody does.

>> No.9441029

>>9439794
that's so they can hire h1b pajeets by claiming that none of the applicants were qualified enough

>> No.9441036

>>9441029
and they aren't even lying because pajeet's resume is 8 pages long and he claims to have expert level knowledge of every software you can name
just don't ask him what a loop is

>> No.9441075

>have 1 year research experience
>lab technician job has you do PCR, gel electrophoresis, and maybe some simple bacterial culturing
>learned this shit in a week
>experience required: 2-3 years

what the fuck is going through these employer's heads when they put shit like this up?

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9441076

>>9441075
forgot my face

>> No.9441434

What are some fields that completely require a PHD to get into? I know Quantitative genetics is one, any others?

>> No.9441437

>>9439671
Your lab experience in school can be used toward that count, Anon.

In addition, you (((should))) have pursued student research opportunities

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9441474

>>9441029
>h1b
>This isn't /his/
>This isn't /pol/
Where the fuck am I? Is this dumb shit everywhere now?

>> No.9442692

>>9439671
Just apply, sometimes they'll hire anyways

>> No.9443256

>Experience using Node.js
>Experience configuring AWS
>Experience working in an Agile environment
>idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg

>> No.9443419

>>9441434
Geophysics in houston

I just wanna get my Masters but if i have to ill deal with the bs and that phd just so i can stay close to home

>> No.9443535

>>9441474
>jeez guys why is are requirements for programming jobs so high?
>how dare you mention that my competition makes half my wage and cannot quit without being forced to leave the country!

>> No.9443538

>requirements: 5 years experience
>only have 4 years experience

>> No.9443804

>>9440193
This.
What is the solution here?

>> No.9443835

>>9442692
OP here. Have been. It's just frustrating. It's been three months. If I don't have a job in my field by the end of the year, I guess I'll just wagie in retail and daytrade crypto until I have enough for investment funds.

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>>9443256
>be outgoing and a teamplayer

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9444135

>>9439671

>not lying on your resume.

>> No.9444163

>>9444135
Honestly, this. I've got a cousin who lied on his application to google. 5 years later he's making 6 digits working from home and spending most of his time saying mount and Blade.

>> No.9444172

>>9441075
You didnt learn shit in a week you brainlet.

I wouldnt hire any of you.

No experience means youre going to be washing my glass if youre lucky. Printing labels all day if youre not.

>> No.9444327

>>9444172
That's why I'm going into bioinformatics desu familia. Fuck you and your shitty repetitive lab slavery that will be automated in 10 years anyway.

>> No.9444331

>>9444327
Smart don't slave away in a shitty lab.

t. Sits on ncbi all day

>> No.9444336

>>9443835
What field?