Your favorite science man

[Anonymous No.9433372]

Hello /sci/ , who is you're favorite scientist? Mine is Alfred Einstime, the inventor of gravity and discoverer of terminal velocity, altho Idk what exactly we're supposed to do with this terminal velocity equation if we can never reach it and even if we do we'd be gone for like 10 minutes but when we get back we'll be 10 years late like wtf.

Anyways, your turn.

[Anonymous No.9433503]

Ernie Fernie, discoverer of exploding dirt, the furly ghost particle, and didn't afraid of anything

[Anonymous No.9433520]

Albert Einstein. He's very intelligent and not an autist like Galois. He worked as patent clerk, he has a relaxed and non-obsessive attitude about life, "I can't find academic jobs, never mind, I'll just work as patent clerk".

[Anonymous No.9433527]

richard feynman cuz he is an alpha extrovert like me. u beta cuck fags root for autists because you relate most with them.

[Anonymous No.9433544]

arthur compton cos he is chad

[Anonymous No.9433548]

>>9433544
anderson could be chadlite if he didn't have such a shit-tier hair line (hes like 30 in this pic wtf)

[Anonymous No.9433549]

>>9433548

[Anonymous No.9433559]

>>9433503
Did the dirt exploded him? Is how he died.

[Anonymous No.9433619]

>>9433559
i think he accidentally swallowed some o_O

[Anonymous No.9433980]

>>9433372
Pool Diruck, I'm da anti-hero of scientoosts

[Anonymous No.9433982]

>>9433980
BONG. This horrible thread almost died but I bumped it to annoy you

[Anonymous No.9434000]

Claud shannon or Alan turing. Solely because they published my two favorite papers.

[Anonymous No.9434012]

I like black science meme man and his faithful companion, bull nigh the mechanical engineering bachelor's guy. They both have a hand in brutal take downs of everything that contradicts their world view and black science meme man created start stuff

[Anonymous No.9434030]

>>9434000
>Alan turing

Overrated as fuck.

[Anonymous No.9434212]

>>9434030
>is highly regarded as a scientist for numerous contributions in the field of computing.
>hurr durr overrated af!!!

[Anonymous No.9434241]

[Anonymous No.9434259]

Goathendieck

[Anonymous No.9434276]

>>9433372

Nikolas Teslanen, the renowned Finnish inventor/scientist. Best known for his groundbreaking work in Aryan physics and inventor of dish drying cabinet.

[Anonymous No.9434379]

i llove sience

[Anonymous No.9434702]

>>9433372
Karl Sage, astronaut who took first ever pic of world before sacrificing his life 4 science by crashing into satren

[Anonymous No.9434919]

>>9433372
Look I know the guy had some seriously wrongheaded ideas that aren't backed up now but the popularization of the idea of the unconscious and unconscious processes was invaluable for the study of psychology and the brain in general.

[Anonymous No.9434936]

>>9434919
>it's okay to be wrong if enough people are interested in your wrong ideas

[Anonymous No.9434981]

>>9434936
More like yes he was wrong about a lot of his theories but his foundation for those theories was sound and is one of the key ideas in all of neuroscience and psychology. The idea of unconscious processes was almost completely dismissed in the field of medical psychology at that point.

>it's okay to be wrong if enough people are interested in your wrong ideas

Also yes! That's like saying we shouldn't be interested (and in awe of) the presocratic philosophers although almost all of our ideas around science and our fundamental understanding stems from them. They were wrong about almost everything. Being wrong is the first step of being right.

[Anonymous No.9435011]

how was he not mentioned yet?

[Anonymous No.9435107]

>>9435011
He was mentioned in the second post you retard

[Anonymous No.9435372]

>>9433372
Tough call, I've romanticized Alibaba Einschtimm since I was a kid, and that's stuck even after learning more about him. But you picked him so I guess I have to pick another.

Yfwonne Neuesmann then. He invented the Nintendo theory, which predicts the Goomba's invincibility frames in Tekken. Plus he was a forgetful scatterbrain much like myself.

[Anonymous No.9435976]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.9435996]

Eyesac nooton for his vergin mind like me c:

[Anonymous No.9436430]

Peter Dicks, nobel award winning scientist. He also invented the Huge Bosoms apparently, I tip my hat to this pioneer. If it weren't for him we wouldn't have Huge Bosoms today.

[Anonymous No.9436435]

Marie Curie, dedicated her life studying radioactivity.

[Anonymous No.9436477]

Wiener Heisenbooger, the inventor of the moon. When he was a little boy he used his trampoline everyday to jump to the moon. He spent his times there jerking off to midget porn on his iphone7.

Then one day, while Wiener was beating off on the moon, mice were invading his home down on earth. A swarm of mice eventually found Wiener's trampoline and made their way to the moon where they found Wiener Heisenbooger. Wiener got scared and blew a load into the leader mouse's throat; it was death by suffocation.

In an act to avenge their fallen leader, the mouse pack ate Wiener's ball sack. This made the semen spill and it eventually covered the whole moon, making it glow because of it's fluorescent properties.

When asked why the moon glowed in the dark, Wiener Heisenbooger made up the story about how the sun gave off light to prevent telling the embarrassing truth. This explanation expanded upon it's self with an equation called E=mc^2, also known as the uncertainty principle.