[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/sci/ - Science & Math

View post   
File: 357 KB, 1920x1200, mars.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9417462 No.9417462 [Reply] [Original]

You are selected to be the first human to set foot on the surface of Mars.

What are your iconic first words after stepping onto the surface?

>> No.9417470

"Can I please go back now?"

>> No.9417475

>>9417462
"Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen~"

>> No.9417476

>>9417470
Nice

>> No.9417481

>>9417462
I like sugar, and I like tea
But I don't like niggers
No Siree
Theres two long things
that will make me puke
thats a hog eatin slop
and a big black spook

>> No.9417483

I take a selfie with my mouth wide open and make an inside joke about Rick and Morty

>> No.9417484

"Fuck off earthfags."

>> No.9417485

"Who killed Seth Rich?"

>> No.9417486

"One long step for mankind.
One giant leap for man."

>> No.9417489

>>9417462
holy shit mars is flat

>> No.9417490

>>9417462
"Martian Selfie! XDDDD LOL69PENGUINSZ LOL SO RANDOM!"

"I hereby claim this land as my own, everyone else can fuck off."

>> No.9417491

"I'm going to science the shit out of this thing,"

>> No.9417492

>>9417481
jesus

>> No.9417494

>>9417462
"My fellow earthlings, the mission has been long and hard but we...wh-what the? Stevens?! STEVENS NO!! M-MY GOD IT'S GOT HIS LEG! IT'S TEARING OFF HIS L- Aaaaaaaaaah gottchu!~"

>> No.9417495

can you guys imagine though?

what if the first astronaut to set foot on mars just screams "NIGGER NIGGER HEIL HITLER" etc over and over again?

humanity would just have to quietly ignore that those were the first words. but they would be there. forever.

>> No.9417497

>>9417462
"Checkmate."

Then I blow up the world.

>> No.9417498

>>9417462
"Gas the Reds, Planetwar NOW!"

>> No.9417499

"Hey Sam, can you adjust that studio light a bit to the right? If the lighting is off the goyim won't buy this hoax"

>> No.9417510

"Traps are superior to women."

>> No.9417844

"Don't shoot! Do-"

>> No.9417852

>>9417495
what would happen given this situation?

>> No.9417859

>>9417462
"I hereby declare this planet Big Red Ball and declare war on anyone else who dares intrude upon orbital vicinity."

>> No.9417860
File: 690 KB, 1920x1080, 1512256686411.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9417860

I appreciate the amount of racism here. We need this more than you might think.

Now my words would be, and I could actually come up with something good if I gave myself more time than it took to type this: "Can't believe we landed on Mars before we set foot on our own moon. Yeah that's right. The moon landing was FAKED!"

>> No.9417868

>>9417859
That would be amazing

>> No.9417871

>>9417462
"what a fucking shithole"

>> No.9417872

>>9417860
You'd use the opportunity just to troll?
>>9417859
You would need more than what you'd have with you on the initial lander to start up an independent colony though

>> No.9417878

>>9417872
Troll? No, I really have high doubts about the moon landing since recently. Watched quite a long video on it, abd it's all backed up with sources you can verify at the NASA website and their YouTube among others. There is no conclusive proof that it is fake, but there is proof on other stuff that makes the actual moon landing highly dubious

>> No.9417888

>>9417872
>implying the budgets will allow a second lander
I wish luck on anon. There won't be a second chance to setup a colony.

>> No.9417889

>>9417860
What does that picture mean to show??

>> No.9417892

Traps are gay and the dress was gold and white, end of discussion.

>> No.9417894
File: 446 KB, 876x493, screen_shot_2017-10-17_at_3.14.04_pm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9417894

>>9417889
I clicked on "Choose File" out of habbit and just uploaded the first spacey thing I saw
>Pic not related

>> No.9417900

>>9417894
What do you think it means though? I'm trying to figure out if it was a clever way to conceptualize what we are in fact standing on, a absolutely enormous, respectively, landmass, as often we only conceptualize a few km's around us.

>> No.9417906
File: 82 KB, 960x830, 209308.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9417906

>>9417900
I don't know if the artist had a deeper meaning for it, but I do like this idea. Maybe it's just to give a sense of scale or perception but I don't know. I can guess but I don't know

>> No.9417914

>>9417906
Imagine, as if in a fantasy movie, if the world was inverted, so we're on the inside of a sphere. Somehow it was illuminated. You could look up in the sky and see other continents.

>> No.9417923
File: 2.41 MB, 1440x2560, Screenshot_20180106-120737.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9417923

>>9417914
Man that would look awesome. Finding a pic like that will be difficult

>> No.9417933

>>9417923
i'm not seeing any pics like that in your pic?

>> No.9417937
File: 88 KB, 727x590, 1967-157 space flight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9417937

And remember to speak slowly and not leave out an "a".

>> No.9417944

>>9417937
Damn. Your picture is a sobering thought.

>> No.9417950

i came for the party. im staying for the bitches

>> No.9417951

>>9417914
There had been a exploratory engineering plan of how this could be done on Earth but I'm unable to find it. The idea is using space elevators to slowly move the Earth's interior in orbit and moving the population inside.

>> No.9417960
File: 21 KB, 400x392, 1502703867547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9417960

>>9417462
>climb down the lander's ladder
>prepare to say the words ive rehearsed
>foot slips, fall backwards, rip suit on a sharp rock, die
>mfw

>> No.9417965

>>9417960
don't kill me senpai

>> No.9418021
File: 168 KB, 618x412, 1480098454024a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9418021

>>9417462

"I'm gonna science the shit out of this."

>> No.9418030
File: 49 KB, 1895x1225, sun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9418030

Where's the toilet?

>> No.9418041

>>9417462
Wubba lubba dub dub

>> No.9418103

"All post-1492 human accomplishments are thanks to Amerindians.

Time to terraform this vast land an populate it with Amerindians, while the Earth is dominated by mongrels!"

>> No.9418307

"Should we do another take? What do you mean live? Shit, I still get paid, right?"