/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.9416390]

What's your greatest intellectual achievement?

[Anonymous No.9416395]

getting a c+ on my basic algebra test

[Anonymous No.9416419]

>>9416390
I made a meme once...

;-;

[Anonymous No.9416421]

>>9416390
I stopped taking /sci/ threads seriously.

[Anonymous No.9416422]

>>9416390
I got into an Ivy

[Anonymous No.9416448]

got a 910 on the PGRE

[Anonymous No.9416449]

I got a really high score on a children's IQ test.

[Anonymous No.9416468]

>>9416390
A- in cell biology with the best and hardest teacher I have ever met

All the A's in physical chemistry were not half as satisfying as that one A-

[Anonymous No.9416503]

Barely learn english, beat games without rely on walkthrough(not possible some times) and find out that i am a brainlet.

[Anonymous No.9416508]

i published an extended abstract in a the top conference in an extremely small niche field once.

now i'm on academic probation

[Anonymous No.9416519]

Published a paper in an academic journal freshman year. (It was a psychoanalytic criticism though...)

[Anonymous No.9416526]

>>9416422
Congrats on your acceptance to Cornell friendo, your parents must be very proud of you

[Anonymous No.9416533]

>>9416390
Giving a presentation to the Harvard Genetics Dept, with George Church present, and discussing project with him after.

[Anonymous No.9416573]

>high school quick maffs competition winner
>attend community college years later
>past winners are in the math hallway
>get a 102 in that math class

I went to the professor every week just to clarify and solve usually the last few problems. Didn't even notice it until the last few eeks she was busy on the phone so I sat outside and waited...looked around and saw the billboard of names. I don't even know what's the point considering these people might not even go to the local community college. I went there because it was literally affordable even working at taco bell at $300 per class

[Anonymous No.9416578]

>>9416526
Not undergrad, and not Cornell

[Anonymous No.9416581]

>>9416449
>literally all the "much 140+ iq" people on /sci/

[Anonymous No.9416941]

>>9416573
a lot of people bash on community college, but really its pretty fucking cheap and if youre going to a state university afterwards then its not a bad idea at all

[Anonymous No.9416983]

>>9416390
Honestly,
Designing some quite simple machines or their parts.

[Anonymous No.9416986]

>>9416468
Oh my god Xander you didn't get an A-, that test was so easy though, nor any A's in physical chemistry, if you're not who I think you are then nice anon

[Anonymous No.9416991]

>>9416390
I really hope that image is a joke.

[Anonymous No.9417277]

>>9416581
I don't usually talk about it.

[Anonymous No.9417305]

National Merit Scholar

[Anonymous No.9417312]

>>9416390
I got dubs in this shitty thread

[Anonymous No.9417381]

Writing a fluent pseudo news story when I was 3

My dad always had the news on

[Anonymous No.9417413]

>>9416390
A few days ago I solved a probability theory puzzle called "the official /pol/ IQ test" though it was in a thread on this board.
One anon responded "I guess it's time to retire that image now that someone has solved it" and another anon said "holy shit that's genius, how did you figure that out."

[Anonymous No.9417424]

>>9416390
Manipulating my coworkers and boss into thinking that I'm important and irreplaceable.

[Anonymous No.9417437]

>>9417424
>not fooled himself to believing it is true
You still got work to do

[Anonymous No.9417511]

>Siebel Scholar
They just give me a check for $35k it's pretty sweet. And now I'm in the same group as the CEO of Google how cool is that

Before this my "greatest achievement" would maybe be the NSF graduate fellowship

[Anonymous No.9417674]

[Anonymous No.9417728]

>>9416419

Graduated from LSE. In economics, not something else that they're less good at

[Anonymous No.9417736]

>>9417728
Economics is a meme.

Speaking as someone was accepted into Cambridge for Economics and majored in math and econ at UChicago

[Anonymous No.9417748]

obtaining my computer engineering degree

[Anonymous No.9417754]

>>9417736

If economics is a meme I wouldn't have an obscene salary :^)

[Anonymous No.9417757]

>>9417754
What're you doing? Banking?

Also you know full well you could have gotten just as much with a math degree

[Anonymous No.9417763]

>>9417757

Consulting. My undergrad is in math/econ, did management consulting for a year, then MA in economics and now I'm doing econ-oriented consulting (at the same MBB).

Have a lot of friends in banking atm, can't say I regret not going into it

[Anonymous No.9417765]

>>9417763
Well, if consulting is your jam, keep at it. I steered into the quant hedge fund side of things and found economics increasingly useless over time. Now I just say I'm a math major.

[Anonymous No.9417773]

>>9417765

Thats cool. I can imagine econ being useless in that regard. I feel like quantitative finance is almost as pure as an applied math field can get. Do you have/are you looking into getting an MFE?

[Anonymous No.9417776]

>>9417773
Nah, I went back to get what is essentially a masters in machine learning instead. Steering straight into that math/stat beauty.

[Anonymous No.9417777]

Got 100% on my country's version of the basic level high school exit math test, but written in English, instead of my own language. I went to an artsy high school, so it was kind of a big deal.

Then I went to study EE and I met a guy who actually did 100% on the high level version.
Luckily, I'm not that insecure and always suspected that I'm not that smart, (even though people were telling me otherwise) so facing my own mediocrity didn't hit me that hard.

[Anonymous No.9417783]

>>9417777
quads

[Anonymous No.9418049]

>>9417777
>posts pic of a quadruped
>gets quads

[Anonymous No.9418059]

I learned how to integrate by substitution

[Anonymous No.9418078]

>>9416390
I did a thing during my PhD where I considerably increased the accuracy and running time of my calculation by mixing a real-space hamiltonian with a reciprocal space one.

I'm sure somebody must have done it before, but I'm proud of it because I came up with it independently.

It's a very small part of my PhD, I didn't even write about it in my thesis, but it's the only thing I really feel like I invented, when the rest of my work was pretty much iteration over existing ideas.

[Anonymous No.9418311]

One time I got about 70 (You)s by making an OC "your mother will die in her sleep tonight" post on /pol/ during peak election hype

[Anonymous No.9418368]

>>9416983
How do you get started with this? I need make some simple machines to:
1) Fold and glue some envelopes for a particular product, it's really simple but the prints in my area charge a lot of money for that procedure.
2) Cut glass from 1mm to 4mm at most in a precise way, perhaps with a 0.5mm tolerance (circles mostly)
3) Grab these pieces of glass and make a small bezel on them at 45 degrees.

I could buy what I need from china but my country regulations are really a pain on the ass, I hope you respond, if not, I'll post this on /diy/
thanks.

[Anonymous No.9418404]

Became the chain rule specialist on my calc class.

[Anonymous No.9418696]

>>9416390
got an A in my honors abstract algebra class

[Anonymous No.9418702]

>>9416390
Scored in the 99th percentile on the math section of the SAT

[Anonymous No.9418719]

>>9416390
Haven't kms'd yet.

[Anonymous No.9420178]

>>9418311
woah dude

[Anonymous No.9420206]

>>9416390
Being able to, through OCD and intuition alone, develop my own algorithm for calculating the day of the week of a given date. It can be used for literally any date, but I am too used to do it only for the 19th, 20th and 21st centuries, so I never delve out of this range.
When I say that, normies think I'm a genius, but my grades tell otherwise, such that if I were to guess my IQ, it would be around the first half of the 120s or even lower.

[Anonymous No.9420418]

finding out myself how the program Melodyne works

[Anonymous No.9420449]

>>9416390
I found analytically the width of some energy bands of a system no one calculated before

[Anonymous No.9420458]

>>9416390
I got into Mensa
I always have my mensa card on me so that whenever I'm having an argument with some subpar non-mensan brainlet I can simply draw it and it's basically an autowin for me
also, im jewish
get rekt cucks

[Anonymous No.9420459]

Triggering /pol/ on a daily basis.

Also, I'm a Jew.

[Anonymous No.9420468]

>>9416390
i got average scores on my SAT, despite having missed 75% of school days from illness

[Anonymous No.9420469]

>>9420459
Hey, i sometimes reply to you. How to get Jewish big tit waifu?

[Anonymous No.9420806]

>>9416421
same

[Anonymous No.9420833]

>>9420469
Be Jewish.

[Anonymous No.9420864]

-I got into a few top schools (including Oberlin, Peabody and Carnegie Melon) for music composition.
-""published"" two ""research papers"" in my college's undergraduate journal. First was a couple novel proofs of known results in commutative algebra. Second was about a certain type of differential equation on smooth manifolds. First and only author on both, but got a lot of help from friends and professors.
-Got third authorship on a paper published in JACS.
-I won a few poetry competitions.
-Did all these things despite having a learning disorder where most sufferers have deficits in writing, math and music (NVLD).

So nothing too important, but at least I'm well rounded.

[Anonymous No.9421291]

>>9420864
Who else here has published a paper? In what area?

[Anonymous No.9421304]

>>9421291
About 20 in A list journals :P (ok 23 to be exact).

[Anonymous No.9421312]

>>9421291
I have a first author published paper in Electrochimica Acta.

[Anonymous No.9421409]

My adviser doesn't think I'm an idiot.
I'll probably have my first paper (in hep-th) by the end of the year.

[Anonymous No.9421416]

>>9416390
Working out why the universe is expanding at an accelerating rate.

[Anonymous No.9421460]

>>9416390
when i was in like 6th grade, we had these mandatory tests which are practically SAT's equivalents and at the time i was a bit of a brainlet

I didn't ever pay attention to school and pretty much did what I want because of my father's absence but i do recall me getting special treatment and being outstanding at times + hanging out with this smart chinese kid

anyways, i hated arithmatics and didn't get to study from the special arithmatics books, i always was medium

so the grading goes up to 550 i think (with the lowest being around 515) and I got pretty high, like 546 so I got really exited, especially when it turned out i was the highest of my class, only trumped by this chinese chick and the other class this albanian chick

from there it went downhill. i got more aware of my smarts but also depressed because my lazyness still haunts me and instead of studying i'm here on sci/

last year i could decide what path i would take
- economics and society
- culture and society
- nature and healthcare
- nature and technology

i had dropped maths due to bad grades, and even though i liked it during class, the homework part just didn't click with me

i did like biology, history, geography and similar subjects but when it comes down to it, for you to get somewhere with these subjects you usually need a STEM subject

now rests the option of a) becoming a pathetic "teacher" or any other joke or b) going to institutes for adults who want to repair damage from highschool by taking separate exams

when im done with highschool i'll probably want to take these seperate exams, with physics, chemistry and maths in mind - it's going to be hard but worth it

afterwards i go to college and then i'll try university for some PhD hopefully and this should take me to about 26-27 years of age which i could use to get a wife, get a job and get experience for my future, better job

it's going to be hard but it's going to be worth it and hope all my mental shit will be gone then

[Anonymous No.9421463]

>>9421460
please don't ban me, just wanted to vent for a bit

[Anonymous No.9421465]

>>9420864
>So nothing too important, but at least I'm well rounded.
Fuck off with your fake modesty.

[Anonymous No.9421475]

>>9416390
I barely completed my Math minor at McGill with like a 2.9 GPA and now I'm trudging through my actuarial exams. To be fair though the class average in almost all my math classes was a C (2.0) so I dont feel that bad. Employers think i'm retarded though and I basically have no chance at even mid tier grad schools.

Time to kill myself.

[Anonymous No.9421502]

>>9421460
If you work your ass off, you can do well. I did pretty terribly in high school, probably bottom half or quarter of my cohort. I went to a mediocre undergrad, but I worked extremely hard. I got nearly a 4.0, did research, did an honors thesis, etc. Now I'm at a top 10 university in the world for a PhD.

I'm not saying you are, but don't be one of those "I'm smart, just lazy" kinds of people. Being lazy is not smart, and if you don't accomplish anything nobody gives a shit about how smart you are in the first place.

[Anonymous No.9421530]

>>9420458
I keep my harvard/oxford alumni cards in my wallet for this very reason kek

[Anonymous No.9421538]

Creating a piece of software that has earned me millions.

Before that it was getting a perfect 100% score on my statistical mechanics course in uni. It may sound like a weird thing to be that proud of but it was the first course in school/uni that I actually had to work my ass off to understand, so I felt pretty good about it.

I'm only 23 though so I hope there's more in store for me.

[Anonymous No.9421548]

Finally understanding what dy/dx means

[Anonymous No.9421568]

>>9421502
Please give pointers for asking professors for research work.

[Anonymous No.9421575]

>>9421538
What were the applications for the software?

[Anonymous No.9421595]

>>9421568
When I was a sophomore, I looked on the list of professors in my department, and I found professors that did research I was interested in. I either asked in person or emailed them asking if I could learn more about their research (i.e., can I join your lab), and we set up a meeting. I tried and failed to understand their papers, but even making attempt is more than most undergrads. I got a bachelor's in chemical engineering for reference.

[Anonymous No.9421597]

>>9421595
My experience has always been that professors are too busy / already handling too many projects to find space to fit you in. So I guess - what was your rejection rate?

[Anonymous No.9421618]

>>9421597
I was lucky in that one of the professors I asked (who I worked for 2 and a half years under) was currently teaching a class I was in. I got nearly 100% on the first test, so he knew I wasn't an idiot which helped. To answer your question though, I asked 2 people and I was unofficially accepted to both labs. They both had group meetings every week, and I sat in on them, eventually deciding to pick one of them.

I personally have not done this, but I know a few of my friends talked to grad student TAs and asked to help them out with research. It can't hurt to just keep asking different professors though. The worst thing they're gonna do is say no or ghost you.

[Geometric Unity No.9421644]

I solved the problem of how to unify the disparate mathematical frameworks of the theories of quanta and gravitation. I recently wrote a book about it, please have a look:

The General Relevance of the Modified Cosmological Model
>http://vixra.org/abs/1712.0598

Also, I disproved the Riemann hypothesis
>http://vixra.org/abs/1703.0073

[Anonymous No.9421645]

Taking this picture with my phone because I didnt know how to screenshot was quite the accomplishment.

[Geometric Unity No.9421679]

>>9421645
The mathematica software package comes with some encyclopaedic data that you can query. If you ask Wolfram's Mathematica how many countries there are in the world it will say that there are 230 of them, and it can list the all.

[Anonymous No.9421701]

>>9421645
What >>9421679 said. Please don't let your greatest accomplishment be mental stamp collecting.

[Anonymous No.9421716]

Got 2nd place in a nation-wide logic test in my age group

[Anonymous No.9421722]

>>9421645
Believe it or not, taking pictures of the screen makes the image more trustworthy because it is almost impossible to convincingly photoshop with the pixel patterns there.

[Anonymous No.9421731]

>>9421722
no it isn't, you could just photoshop it and then take a picture of the screen

[Anonymous No.9421770]

>>9421679
>>9421701
>tfw too dumb to understand these posts

[Anonymous No.9421784]

>>9421722
>>9421731
There's no reason to believe it is fake to begin with, though

[Anonymous No.9421791]

>>9421770
If a computer can complete your greatest achievement in half a second, it is not very meaningful.

[Anonymous No.9421873]

>>9421291
2 in oceanography, with another submitted. 2nd year PhD

[Anonymous No.9421876]

>>9421791

[Anonymous No.9421916]

>>9421876
I believe in you Anon, you can go on to do great things if you just apply yourself. Don't let your past dictate your future.

[Anonymous No.9422189]

>>9417511

congrats dude thats sick! siebel is a legend. whats your field of research in cs?

[Anonymous No.9422477]

>>9421722
Who needs photoshop when you can edit things directly in the browser?

[Anonymous No.9422539]

>>9421644
You should seek help

[Anonymous No.9422544]

Not that important since I'm just a freshman in college, but getting a 1510 on the SAT. I know for some this is the bare minimum, or for some it's common, but I had struggled in high school the first few years because of family and personal problems. Teachers and counselors would tell me to take the remedial classes because they thought I couldn't do well in the honors or regular classes. Studied my ass off for the SAT. I had nothing to study from other than khan academy and torrented practice tests. Did better than all the kids who had money to afford tutors and classes, or the perfect gpa kids who had to retake it multiple times just to scrape past a 1400. Even though I'm going to some regular state school while some of these kids are going to higher end universities, makes me kinda happy to know that if I wasn't such a fuck up in high school I could have been something special like some of them.

But like I said, it's special to me because of what people have told me over the years and the shit that I went through. It's kinda neat to know that my score is the average for some Ivy League schools. Makes me feel like I'm not some dumbass like I was told to believe.

[Anonymous No.9422689]

>>9422544
I have no doubt in my mind that Khan Academy is better than most regular classes for learning certain topics. I just wish they had the kind of exercises they have for math for other subjects too.

[Anonymous No.9423492]

>>9422189
I'm actually in Bioengineering, not CS

[Anonymous No.9423531]

"invented" counting sort in Pascal when i was like 14
still proud of it
i dont program anymore and mostly just play gaymes
i might become a brainlet later on

[Anonymous No.9423552]

>>9416390
I discovered the integral test for series convergence. Felt really pround, until I reached the next chapter in the book and found it there.

[Anonymous No.9424018]

>>9416526
what's wrong with corndog?

[Anonymous No.9424139]

Silver in my country's physics olympiad

[Anonymous No.9425460]

>>9416390
Achieved Diamond I rank in League of Legends.

[Anonymous No.9425474]

>>9416390
Got to third place for EUSO in my country.
Now a total brainlet studying EE.

[Anonymous No.9425643]

Got a first authorship in a journal that has 19 impact factor points.

Got two scientific awards totaling 6000€.

Will probably become a professor in a field that sci doesn't respect if that's worth mentioning.

[Anonymous No.9425648]

ask ego driven question, get stupidfaggot answers

[Anonymous No.9425698]

>>9425460
Pfft

[Anonymous No.9425783]

Solving my first Rubik's cube under 20 hours.

[Illicious No.9425793]

>>9416390
Not sure if this is an achievement, but I gained a reputation of being smarter than the teachers in high school. Felt pretty good

[Anonymous No.9425956]

>>9416422
>going to an ivy
brainlet

[Anonymous No.9425961]

>>9421644
Will you ever give up? The only thing good in your work is the LaTeX formatting.

[Anonymous No.9425968]

>>9418311
Top brain here

[Anonymous No.9425995]

>>9418311

[Geometric Unity No.9426433]

>>9425961
You don't think acceleration into the future is a better explanation for dark energy than expanding space?

The Truth About Geometric Unity
http://vixra.org/abs/1307.0075

[Anonymous No.9426476]

I have beaten several Sierra games without resorting to walkthroughs.

I wrote a 3d engine from scratch.

I got a job as a programmer, but I quit after two weeks because I have low self esteem and I'm obsessed with the idea that I'm hurting people by interacting with them.

[Anonymous No.9426538]

I got the max score in the maths part of the chilean equivalent to the SAT, straight out of school.
I got a letter from the president, appeared on a big newspaper, etc. (small country shit)
Also got into med school (/sci/'s sour grapes) and got the best grades of the whole class in the physics course.

[Anonymous No.9426560]

>>9416390
Taught myself enough about asymptotic methods to analyze internal layers in the solutions to a type of non-linear PDE I was working with.

[Anonymous No.9426600]

the scores I got on the SAT/ACT when I was 16. 95th percentile. felt pretty clever.
Nothing good came of it, though.

Oh, and I solved a problem with 20% difficulty on Project Euler once.

[Anonymous No.9426679]

>>9416390
>meme AS in Information Security that most people failed (NSA-sponsored program, so I got that going for me.)

>Autistically wrote a unix clone while living in bumfuck nowhere because I had no internet and a bitch wife

>Wrote a recurrent neural network for solving patterns in a given set (ended up being useful for fuckall except detecting pictures of cats ofc, but still was an achievement.)

>Almost completed a double major in CS and Physics, will be done next year.

Nothing actually /sci/ yet since I initially wanted to just be CS dude, my next goal is to write a NN that does something with astronomy. Wish me luck anons!

[Anonymous No.9426695]

>>9416390
Saged because this thread is a shitty circle jerk for two-to-three-sigma smart people like me who think they're irreplacable gifts to the human race for doing jack shit and not about science, math or advancing the state of human knowledge. I'm still going to indulge because I'm a hypocritical piece of shit. Here are my candidates.

> Essentially ceilinged on the verbal portion of the WISC despite shitty working memory, good but unremarkable visual-spatial abilities, and mild childhood dyslexia that fucked up my elementary schooling
> Finished half a CTY hours algebra II class in two weeks of non-stop work and aced the final
> Scored top ten nationally in a mindgames contest with three friends that none of us prepped for.
> Got a paper published as an undergrad (second author) --- this is the only thing on this list that's truly an accomplishment in the sense of advancing anything outside myself, and I'm genuinely happy about it

[Anonymous No.9426707]

>>9426695
>muh saged
>still reply

[Anonymous No.9426925]

>>9425793
I too watch Rick and Morty.

[Anonymous No.9427082]

>>9426695
you're definitely an egoist, and a young one. you'll find your verbal acuity useful when describing your suffering to yourself in the future...

[Anonymous No.9427086]

>>9423492
scrolled through the bioengineering awardee's accomplishments and they seem wishy-washy. hopefully you made something of substance.

I receive no fanfare and get second position cofirsts on my work.

[Anonymous No.9427088]

im from the front page and i have no intellectual achievements worth noting
thanks

[Anonymous No.9427853]

>>9426433
What do you do in life except writing things for Xirva

[Anonymous No.9427887]

>>9417424
Huh. Good job, you really set your self up for future benefits

[Anonymous No.9427955]

>>9426600

Euler projects are so fun. I am proud of you.

[Anonymous No.9428006]

dropped out of my sociology degree in the second week, really dodged a 5 year old slowly poisonous bullet right there

[Anonymous No.9428011]

>>9428006
Maybe you cou ld have gone into and cultivated an understanding of the subject matter while retaining as objective a viewpoint as possible, you could have made a diffrence anon, but that would have been hard.

[Anonymous No.9428020]

>>9428011
when my classes consist of doing personality quizzes and being asked what animal and flower I'd be and job prospects when I am done are McDonald's I am pretty sure I did the right thing. I'm a brainlet so I'll probably join the army or become a cop

[Anonymous No.9428022]

>>9416421
Great, now just understamd that the only reason to post on this basket weaving forum is to enjoy the art of satirical disccusion.

[Anonymous No.9428025]

>>9416390

got a perfect score on my ACT 36/36 in all subjects

had a shit GPA though

[Anonymous No.9428034]

>>9416941
Even if youre not, its something. Rather you better yourself then just suffering your taco bell managers position.

[Anonymous No.9428050]

>>9428020
You rather join the army/become a cop than change your major or just get some easy buzzfeed quality job that makes 35,000 a year with no effort?

[Anonymous No.9428052]

Getting into MedU through one of the 4 country wide entrance exams that give you a 6-10% to get in.

[Anonymous No.9428078]

>>9417763
>Have a lot of friends in banking atm, can't say I regret not going into it
Why? Also, I'm doing a PhD in a STEM field. How do I get hired by MBB for an associate job? Thanks.

[Anonymous No.9428437]

>>9427082
> you're definitely an egoist
If you aren't just salty with ressentiment (not a typo), you probably think in calling out the reason for this thread I was attempting to pull an "I'm not like other girls". Not at all. Anyone who'd enter this thread is either proud or wants to reinforce their self-loathing (or both), so...necessarily, you're at least a bit right.

I don't think I harbor an unrealistic view of myself. I know the difference between being one in a thousand or so and being one in one billion. On a global scale, all of my talents are fungible commodities that are unearned and not worth taking pride in (though I feel a bit differently about concrete achievements that benefit others). The effects of my death would be localized and short-lived. I know that Norman Borlaug is an objectively far better human being than me. I'm really not into believing I should be worshiped because I'm talented in some way.

I also have volunteered in various ways and donate to charity despite not currently making much money, so while I'm not an exemplary humanitarian, I do care about others' well-being as ends in themselves.

> and a young one.
I'm in my early twenties.

>you'll find your verbal acuity useful when describing your suffering to yourself in the future.
This has already happened and continues to happen. I prefer writing fiction and bitching with friends to keeping a journal though.

[Anonymous No.9429196]

>>9428050
The army has lots of comfy office jobs, you know.

[Anonymous No.9429259]

I'm working on it. I want to majorly one up myself. Then do it again.

[Simon Troy Cosgrove No.9429269]

>>9416390
難道你不知道性玩偶都是為了刪除您? 他們是一個他媽的木馬。 你開始有一個性玩偶性別,你將永遠不會再次考慮得到一個真正的女人。 您將無法傳遞你的基因,你將不會被提高自己。 該autist人口將被消滅。 他們不希望美國。 他們試圖殺死我們OFF。 此行為是種族滅絕。 這是戰爭。 他媽的他們。 通過對你的基因和後退的戰鬥。 有一個在我們心裡的火借自閉症,一個古老的動力傳下來的美國我們的祖先,被盜離天神的名字。 不要讓他們殺了它。

AUTISM種族滅絕REEEEEEEE

[Simon Troy Cosgrove No.9429327]

>>9416390
t.Proving-Everyone-On-The-Internet-Wrong-EXPONENTIALLY!

If keyboards are inherently bacterial/viral breeding grounds of the most intense kind, the more the human species types on their keyboards to waste time whilst at work means the more humans exchange any viral outbreak.

Ergo, human virus is human+1 Simon Troy Cosgrove-R.

[Anonymous No.9429359]

I won a silver medal in an international science olympiad in high school

[Anonymous No.9429716]

>>9420459
It doesn't count if it's just a passive ability

[Sodiumfish No.9429968]

As of now, skipping the 8th grade. As a 9th grade brainlet I can definitely say that as far as my intellectual achievements go, that was probably my best next to my IQ haha.

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>>9416390
finding a clean algorithm to a CS problem, connecting two unrelated fields.
learned myself greek as a child, for fun.
many school awards and national and international competitions.
at work, doing data mining in my head.

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>>9416390

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>>9416390
Bronze in a big tkd tournament
Gold for patterns in a smaller tkd tournament
But that was over 500 000 years ago
>intellectual
n/a

[Anonymous No.9430406]

Beating Jumpstart 3rd grade in the 2nd grade

>smartest fucker in this class

[Anonymous No.9430430]

>>9416390
Realizing that traps are gay.

[Anonymous No.9430492]

>>9416390
I've engineered the cryptographic protocol to bill people charging car. I know it made it into production because it is in the standard documents. It's an European standard.

[Anonymous No.9430903]

>>9416390
Being smart enough to start in a Community College instead of a SJW college like Harvard or just any private uni that is not BYU.
Also getting those A's in remedial math and BTFOing asshole countrymen that are too lazy to achieve something.

[Anonymous No.9430945]

>>9416390
Developing a shortcut calculation method for instantaneous frequency.

[Anonymous No.9431682]

>>9430430
Genius.