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ITT:
>your major
>why you are studying it

>> No.9404489

>>9404486
>your major
too embarrassed desu
>why you are studying it
to pass the time while I get rich from crypto

>> No.9404491

Business Management
Too dumb for science, math, engineering and accounting

>> No.9404494

>>9404486
>major
philosophy
>reason
autism

t. this thread again

>> No.9404506

>>9404486
>envirosci
>science is important

>> No.9404511

>>9404486
Comp Eng
Because Comp Sci is a meme degree

>> No.9404519

>>9404486
>your major
Finance/Economics/Civil Engineering (5.5 year program)
> why you are studying it
Couldn't decide whether I wanted to be an engineer or go into business, so I did both. Still don't know, I'll probably end up in banking or some shit.

>> No.9404520

Chemistry

To be a pharmacist... Hopefully

>> No.9404538

>>9404491
>too dumb for accounting
that's impossible

>> No.9404547

>>9404538
kek

>> No.9404551

>>9404486
I'm getting a minor in your mom and I'm studying it because I think me and her have a future together, son.

>> No.9404571

>>9404486
>your major
Med. Chem. / Organic Synth. Chem.
though i wouldnt call it a major, since its not like i have anything else i study at uni.
>reason
idk, i quess i just enjoyed chemistry in eu equivalent high school, and just auto-piloted to here. Free education + getting paid monthly, amirite :^)

>> No.9404572

>>9404511
What's the point of CE besides having a CS education with some electronics anyway?

>> No.9404573

Math + Physics

Because I can

>> No.9404619

>>9404571
Dumb fuck. People like you make me sick,

>> No.9404625

civil engineering

because as a yout I went into carpentry and civil seems like a logical next step if I don't want the time I spent to become a carpenter to be useless. took a break after my BS and now I'm working a comfy desk job in construction management.

>> No.9404639

>>9404572
No, it's EE with some computer classes.

>> No.9404650

>major
Informatics (applied Comp Sci, in Amerimutt land)
>reason
Comp Sci is a meme degree, I want something useful

>> No.9404653

>>9404486
Mech Engineering
Because I'm chad

>> No.9404655

>major

Computer Science

>why

I liked programming when I was in middle and high school, so why not

>> No.9404664

>>9404486
Physics
Best of both worlds (math & science) imo, most interesting thing to study imo aswell

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>>9404486
Chemical Engineering.

I like chemistry.

>> No.9404668

>>9404486
>your major
Mathematics and economics double major
>why you are studying it
Love math but also like doing applicable things with it + like money

>> No.9404673

>your major
Math
>why you are studying it
To get a PhD. Any job I want, $300k+ entry level salary

>> No.9404679

>your major
Mathematics

>why you are studying it.
I like math and I wanna build things, but idk what I want to build...

>> No.9404696

>>9404679
Become a civil engineer and join us Chads

>> No.9404712

>>9404696
He likes math, so he probably wouldn't like civil engineering

>> No.9404715

>>9404486
Bioinformatics.

I want to make an AI that makes smarter humans that makes smarter AIs that make smarter humans etc.

>> No.9404716

Physics & Comp Sci w/ Math minor

Physics and computers are cool, and I need to be good at math

>> No.9404719

>>9404716
Oh and also I want to do research in quantum computing for the sake of combining the “analog” and “digital” worlds of human and machine, manifesting an existence of maximum technological and human potential

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>>9404619
mad cus youre getting in deep dept couse of school?

>> No.9404727

>>9404486
>your major

CS with a math minor

>why you are studying it

At first I just picked it cuz I liked the idea of programming, but I've started leaning away from code monk stuff and wanted something more scientific. Im going to try and pursue machine and deep learning as their foundations involve applied mathematics and statistics which I have found to be fascinating.

>> No.9404732

>>9404486
>EE w/ math minor
>I like cock

>> No.9404753

>>9404486
>major
Applied math + CS
>why
Programming's fun, and I study DE's in my spare time.

>> No.9404760

>>9404727
I am so sorry.

>> No.9404768

>>9404486
>your major
Math
>why you are studying it
I took CS, econ, stats, physics, and I hated how I am the only person in the room, sometimes even including the professor, who knows the necessary mathematics that is used in the subject. I got frustrated with this so i stayed with math. I guess what I ended up realizing was that I like math a lot.

>> No.9404769

>
Chemistry & technical communication minor.
>
I like writing and chemistry, so white paper and journalism type stuff, hopefully.

>> No.9404773

>>9404486
>>your major
Engineering physics
>>why you are studying it
I fell for the meme

>> No.9404775

>>9404668
why not just econometrics

>> No.9404776

>>9404673
HAHAHAHAHAHA
good luck

>> No.9404833

>your major
Electrical Engineering/Physics double
>why you are studying it
It is some interesting shit bud. I will probably just drop the physics major and do it as a minor to get out in 4 years though. Planning on doing MS and maybe PhD on biophotonics or optoelectronics or similar fields

>> No.9404846

>>9404486
Chemistry
Because the job man said that there'd be jobs. Plus I like it.

>> No.9404855

>>9404760
Why? Cuz it's not sci enough and still pajeet?

>> No.9404857

>>9404639
that's a blatant lie. EE requires much more math than CE.

>> No.9404860

>>9404673
As long as you are one of the straight-A golden students, you're fine. Any less than straight-As in math is brainlet tier and you will be stuck with the same shitty jobs as every humanities student.

>>9404776
I got my major in math, minor in EE. I now work as an electrical engineer while getting my PhD in math on the side.

>> No.9404861

>major
math with a minor in CS
>why
to become the next mochizuki

>> No.9404863

>your major
Business, not specifically sure though, but I do want my own business
>Why you are studying it
I want to invest money into anything STEM related that will make life better for people. Also, out of my own curiosity, I would want to see if any brilliant minded people are willing to try to make an invention that will harness zero point energy if it does exist.

>> No.9404864

Physics and Math.
They both challenge me and fascinate the hell out of me. You know, like a woman.

>> No.9404887

>>9404863
>brainlet confirmed

>> No.9404889

>major
biotechnology
>why
I want to create genetically engineered cat girls.
...and human immortality

>> No.9404890

economics (in manhattan)
money.

>> No.9404894

>your major
gender studies
>why are you studying it
to fight inequality and the patriarchy as well as to push back against the stigma associated with non-binary genders and to provide a helping hand to people struggling with their own identity
#allgenders

>> No.9404899

>>9404887
ya maybe I can help people who are smart so one day everyone can finally stop kicking and screaming and shut up already :(

>> No.9404909

>>9404899
>one day everyone can finally stop kicking and screaming and shut up already
never gonna happen

>> No.9404917
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9404917

i'm a c-chef

>why?

pic related

>> No.9404919

>materials science and engineering
>shits fucking cool desu
plus it would be pretty easu to go for a physical chemistry masters and then a phd in condensed matter shit

>> No.9404920

>>9404846

i have bad news for you

>> No.9404924

>>9404486

>your major
Psychology
>why you are studying it
I am interested in human behaviour. It's either medical school afterwards for the psychiatry route or an MA/PhD in clinical psychology

>> No.9404928

>>9404486
>your major
CS with a focus in DSP and a minor in math from a gaymz school
>why you are studying it
Because I wanted to make games, but came down with a case of the autism partway through

>> No.9404929

>>9404511
I really don't get this meme. At my uni, depending on electives the difference between a Comp Sci and a Comp Eng degree is only four classes. I really don't see how four classes make much of a difference. At that point I see it better to study Comp Sci because you get a deeper understanding of the subject instead of a shallow understanding of EE.

>> No.9404932

>>9404917
How do you even become a chef? Do you have to go to culinary school or do some restaurants hire off the street?

>> No.9404933

>your major
Computer Science

>why you are studying it
I really like coding but mainly I chose this major because of money and employment. My major before was chemical engineering until I realized how shit employment was so I switched just to major on a study with good job prospects. I may not like CS as much as Chem Eng but at least I don't have to worry about being unemployed after I graduate.

>> No.9404946

>>9404932
You go to culinary school for 2-3 years (depending where you're from) then you join a restaurant or institution for 2 more years as an apprentice

>> No.9404952

>>9404486
>major
Knowledge engineering (is for the most part Data science, dunno why this weird name)
>why
I kinda like maths but also want to get a job. And i want to help push the AI development. Living the meme. Please dont step on my dreams.

>> No.9404956

>major
Mechatronics

>why
Misread it as Memechatronics
Noticed it when it was too late to change

>> No.9404958

>>9404929
People just like to poke others. And CS is something that the math and physics guys can shit on, because it has IRL applications.

>> No.9404961

Physics, because people on this board said it's the best major and I personally get all of my life advice from 4chan.

>> No.9404969

>>9404773
Explain. Is it that bad?

>> No.9404970

>>9404929
That CompE program isn't ABET accredited.

>> No.9404973

>>9404857
Maybe in Aussieland where CE is CS.

>> No.9404977

>>9404486
>major
math
>reason
I got a bachelor degree in philosophy, then realized it was worthless and started from the beginning again

>> No.9404978

>>9404977
What did you expect, Anon?

>> No.9404982

>>9404977
Math undergrad here. Is it useful to follow philosophy courses in my spare time? Taking the exams is optional

>> No.9404986

>>9404982
Only if it doesn't interfere with your math performance. Philosophy should remain more or less of a hobby, like most of the social sciences

>> No.9404987

>>9404977
Math undergrad here, why did you switch from philosophy to glorified philosophy? Unless you want to do a soul crushing job at some insurance company, I don't see many job openings for us.

>> No.9404995

>agricultural economics and rural development

>Greece is so poor with nearly no heavy industrial sector, I thought that maybe I have a chance, it was this or learn how to milk tourists :/

>> No.9404999

>>9404995
pigene mykonos malaka

>> No.9405001

>>9404987
I wanted to have a universal knowledge that could be used for a job, even if it meant to be a high school teacher. + my childhood passion was for math and I felt I went the wrong way

>> No.9405093

>>9404977
That sounds like a waste of time. You should have just done an MA in math on your way to a PhD in one of either math, physics, or philosophy (assuming you want to work in academia).

At what age did you go back to college for math?

>> No.9405160

ITT: children who fell for the memes

>> No.9405710

>>9404970
It is though.
I think the problem here is you yourself don't know what comp sci is.

>> No.9405719

>>9404486
>your major
English writing focus emphasis
>why are you studying it
As a pre-law degree. Law school after my undergrad is finished.

>> No.9405723

>>9404486
>major
cs + pure math
>why
id probably kill myself if i just did frontend/tech support shit, i cant imagine being a code monkey, math is cool, and most cs people here are retards

>> No.9405733

>>9404969
It's not bad. It's a solid degree. The problem is that employers don't know to shit about it. Besides, despite it covers a lot of things, it's not as deep as the respective "classical" degrees. Engineering physics covers fields like electronics, programming, quantum mechanics, modern physics, biology. However, you won't have the knowledge of a physicist, an electrical engineer or a biologist. It's a multidisciplinary degree that you will endow with useful skills but you will probably need a master in something more concrete.

>> No.9405877

>>9404486
>major
E.E. with a minor in astronomy
>why are studying it
I want to work on satellites.

But I'm a math retard so I'm going to keep trying.

>> No.9405881

> primarily physics, also math and astrophysics. I regret majoring in math
> Because I enjoy physics.

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9405937

Math
Switched majors 4 times because I kept getting bored/unchallenged and have been procrastinating real life outside of school. Figure I can have options for different masters if I do math and hopefully will have decided on what i want to do by then

>> No.9405940
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9405940

>major
physics
>why
i like to hurt myself

>> No.9405943

>math
>because I enjoy telling people I don't want to be a math teacher

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9406215

>>9405943
Fucking got me lol

>> No.9406219

>>9404486
Math and Physics. I was doing math and chem but I wanted to kill myself in chem. Too boring

>> No.9406248

>Earth sciences (postgrad)
I like maps desu

>> No.9406347

>>9404486
> math and CS
> idk man. i dont even like CS. i should have stuck with math but whatever

>> No.9406417

>>9404775
If you like math, an econometrics major won't go in depth enough.

>> No.9406422

>>9404890
>in manhattan
That isn't relevant retard
If you're some wall street wannabe you need a math/finance degree from an Ivy, MIT or Chicago
NYU if you're lucky and connected

>> No.9406423

>>9406417
>econometrics major
is there even such a thing?

>> No.9406427

>>9406423
I know the London School of Economics offer a degree in it but that's because they specialise in that area (obviously)

>> No.9406548

>>9406422
>math
>wallstreet investment banking junior
nah

>> No.9406567

>>9405943
What else are you gonna do? Kek

>> No.9406572

COMPUTER SCIENCE

I DONT FUCKING KNOW

>> No.9406574

>>9404486
>major
Already have one in CS, doing one in mathematics and statistics now
>reason
CS because I'm a dumbass, and mathematics and statistics because it is based

>> No.9406592

>>9404486
>major
Aero Eng
>Why
planes

>> No.9406593

>math and classics double
>because I fell for the memes and both are fun. plus classics are just free As for little work. but at least I'm not paying for it, I'll just join the military and get paid to commit war crimes and retire after 20 years and become a NEET

>> No.9406674

>psychology
I was never interested in anything specific and am too much a brainlet for maths, so I took the degree that connects to as many different topics as possible in my eyes. I find the interconnectedness of things more interesting than the things themselves.

>> No.9406789

>Economics
>$ $ $
>$
>$
>$

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>>9404494
>major
Elecrical Engineering
>>reason
To build my robot waifu. I wish I were joking.

>> No.9406792

>>9406791
Meant to reply to >>9404486

>> No.9406812

>>9406791
kek, same (srs). let's meet up at stanford 3 years later senpai

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9407039

hey guys i have an hnd in chemistry and materials, what should i study in uni?

>> No.9407042

>>9404668
>Mathematics and economics double major
Me too
I love analysis/calculus and statistice. This is a great field that lets me do both

>> No.9407049

>>9404486
>your major
Double majoring Quantitative Finance and Mathematics.
>why you're studying it
Gives me more skills than the typical finance idiots, and I like calculus thus far

T. Someone who isn't that far into their major.

>> No.9407050

>>9404486
Astrospace engineering

Because I need to go fast

>> No.9407054

>>9404946
Seems pretty cool desu

>> No.9407056

[eqn]\int dx[/eqn]

>> No.9407086

>>9404929
At UC Irvine, CE is basically EE though.

>> No.9407104

>>9404486
>your major
Medicine
>why you are studying it
Its very fun and stretches me, also big bux when I graduate

>> No.9407130

>your major
Mathematics

>why are you studying it
Couldn't decide between physics and computer science, so why not go with Mathematics, the thread that ties all of the things I want to do together.

Also I'm far more interested in the theoretical and research aspects of these fields but I'm not shy from practicality, I want to focus on application of theoretical concepts rather than being a pure theorem jockey.

If anything I want to marry applied math with pure math, its a fucking crime that we have this dichotomy, GH Hardy could go suck a fat one for involving his politics in mathematics and causing that divide.

>> No.9407137

>your major
Math + CS

>why you are studying it

I actually enjoy CS and also like math

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9407181

>Degree
Physics
>Reason
It's interesting af

>> No.9407230

>chemistry
>because I was great in chemistry in high school and I find chemistry very interesting and practical

only difficulties I find is maths, because in my country in order to enter universities of health sciences and chemistry it's not necessary to give a mathematics exam.

>> No.9407307

>>9404486
> your major
Finance
> why you are studying it
Well, my family was extremely poor and had to face a lot of difficulties, so much that I started to think “Why should I continue to live if I must just suffer?”. Because of that I decided to work like a dog in order to gain so much money that my sons and nephews won't repeat the experiences of my parents or mine.
My math teacher recommended to me to study engineering, however, even if I appreciate physics, I didn't see myself working with it my whole life.

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>>9407307
My man.

>> No.9407338

My majors were: BS - Biology, MS - Zoology, PhD - Biology (specialization in Ecology). I followed this path because I was an only child who grew up in rural, heavily wooded Pennsylvania and developed my research interests at an early age.

>> No.9407365

>>9406417
Is this true? I thought econometrics was basically applied mathematics

>> No.9407372

>>9407365
applied statistics

>> No.9407382

>computer engineering
>because i don't have any idea what profession should i take when I was in highschool and I.T sucks.

>> No.9407435

>>9404519
there is no shame in either.

>> No.9407440

Astronomy, because fuck career perspectives I just like astronomy

>> No.9407443

>>9407307
Are you me anon?

>> No.9407453

>>9404491

>too dumb for accounting

Dude what the fuck, accounting is just algebra for the most part, as well as memorizing some shit. I can say this because I actually was an accountant for 5 years without even having a degree. Back in school and almost done with my undergrad shit though and hopefully going to grad school after.

>> No.9407462

>>9404486
Math.

Liked STEM fields but didn't know what to do. About to graduate, still don't know what to do.

>> No.9407467

>>9404519
>I'll probably end up in banking or some shit

My nigga, I'm probably gonna be doing the same shit.


t. Economics/Statistics major

>> No.9407492

>>9407443
No, but I'm sorry that you see yourself in my description since I wouldn't really recommend such a life to anyone.
I hope that you will accomplish your goals. Maybe for us is too late, but we can still make someone else happy.

>> No.9407506

>>9404486
>major
CS
>why
Flexibility, not be a code monkey

>> No.9407562

>>9404668
>>9407042
Hell yeah, I too am majoring in econ with a certificate(a minor with two extra classes) in stat. Unfortunately statistics isn't offered as an undergrad major or else I'd double major, but there is a masters program which is pretty killer. Are y'all thinking about grad school or just going straight into industry?

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>>9404894
Advanced b8

>> No.9407577

>>9404982
>Taking the exams is optional
wat

>> No.9407587

>>9404486
> like 1/3 to 1/2 of the people in here are CS majors

enjoy your over saturated field and 38k starting job

>> No.9407598

>>9407587
Not in CS, but you gotta be shitting me. In my area CS majors start at 40k

>> No.9407612

>>9407598
I can't tell if you're agreeing with me or if that salary is a typo

>> No.9407646

>>9407577
He means visit lectures, not actually enroll in a course

>> No.9407667

>>9404486
>still waiting for uni approval with absolutely no idea what to major at

What a life

>> No.9407676

english
its easy

>> No.9407687

MechE

My family has a "curse" where we are very smart, but end up not using that intelligence in any meaningful way. I want to prove that its bullshit and have a career that requires higher education.

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>amerimutts with muh majors and muh minors
It's called BSc. and MSc. in the first world.

>> No.9407699

I am studying electrical engineering and business management in a joint B.Eng.

I do it because it has a good five year outlook.

>> No.9407777

>>9407562
Im decided on grad school, might as well carry the momentum from school and go all the way while I can
I think just a masters though, phd seems pretty unneccessary

>> No.9407782

Mechanical Engineering
I have no fucking clue

>> No.9408031

>Major
Special Needs Pedagogy ; Physical and Mental Disabilities (my attempt at translating it)

>Reason
It's fun, easy, pays wells and you'll end up having tons of free time (e.g. 12 weeks vacation) to use for self improvement and private studiying.

>> No.9408039

>>9406422
Actually, it is.
what are
>connections
>internships
>networking
Cant expect a brainlet to be capable of this sort of abstract thought though

>> No.9408047

>>9407777
Yeah I agree, a Ph.D is a bit much when you can get a $70k-$90k starting salary with a masters.

Also noice quads

>> No.9408116

Finance
Don't know shit about how to manage money

>> No.9408127

>>9404486
>>your major
computer science
>>why you are studying it
i was forced to

btw not a pajeet

>> No.9408317

>>9408127
Sounds like something a pajeet would say.

>> No.9408343

>>9404919
rice university?
>>9404486
Geophysics & Geology

>> No.9408455

>computer science
>going for a phd because i don't know what else to do with my life

>> No.9408470

>>9408455
i don't understand why so many lost 20 something year olds get masters and phds or multiple bachelors or even multiple masters... for basically no reason. just because they'd rather stay a college student until they're 29 instead of becoming a grownup

>> No.9408490

>>9408470
>get up at 6 every day and be stuck at work until 6 every weekday to do something you don't care about but gives you a bigger paycheck
>or have a more flexible work schedule and and be around college girls while a decent life is paid for and you do research projects that might actually be meaningful
Not a hard choice for most.

>> No.9408491

>>9408470
higher education is a pretty grown up sort of thing

>> No.9408504

>>9408491
>being in school
>for grownups
Real grownups are high school dropouts.

>> No.9408524

>>9408504
Spoken like a high school dropout

>> No.9408531

>>9408524
Spoken like a manchild with "graduate degrees" like that means he learned more better.

>> No.9408534

>>9404982
Look up Philosophy of Math sometime before break ends and see how much you dig it. You may enjoy actually thinking about the foundations of your discipline. Epistemology or Metaphysics or History of Analytic Philosophy may also be up your alley. If those classes pop up, they may be worth considering.

>> No.9408537

>>9408531
Please explain how not graduating high school makes you a "real" grownup.

>> No.9408540

>>9408537
Kids are in school. Grownups aren't in school.

>> No.9408542

>>9404486
chemistry and applied math

because I want to work in finance
>shkrelophyte

>> No.9408543

>>9408491
it's actually not. let's not kid ourselves here.

>> No.9408545

>>9408540
Terrible explanation. You should try harder.

>> No.9408559

>>9408545
Look, if you can't understand that, you're only proving the point.

>> No.9408560

>>9408559
Nah, your inability to articulate an answer to an explicit question demonstrates why people should graduate high school.

>> No.9408567

How about this: anything less than grad school is kids stuff. Sound reasonable???????????????????

>> No.9408581

>>9407587
>job
They could start a business; but millennials aren't taught to think that way

>> No.9408582

>>9408559
So, by your logic, a mother of 3 who returns to school isn't a grownup?

>> No.9408600

>>9404486
anyone go to imperial? thinking about trying to do my masters there.

>> No.9408606

>>9408455
You don't need a pHd you stupid fucking idiot

>> No.9408610

>>9404486
Materials science. I love cutting edge chemistry and physics but I also want to make money. I'm probably too stupid for astrophysics or particle physics so I'm not gonna be some theoryboi

>> No.9408669

>>9404857
Qu'est-ce que tu viens juste de dire sur moi petite salope ? je te ferais savoir que je suis sorti premier de ma classe dans la légion étrangère, et j'ai participé à de nombreuses attaques surprises contre Al-Quaeda, j'ai plus de 300 victimes confirmées. Je suis entrainé aux tactiques de gorilla et je suis le meilleur sniper de toutes les forces armées françaises. Tu n'es rien de plus qu'une autre cible. Je te ferais disparaitre de cette putain de planète avec une précision jamais-vue auparavant, souviens-toi de mes putains de paroles. Tu peux pense que tu peux t'en sortir après avoir dit de la merde sur moi sur Internet? Réfléchis-bien, enculé. Au moment où nous parlons je contacte mon réseau d'espions à travers le globe et ton IP se fait tracer en ce moment même alors prépare toi à la tempête, vermine. La tempête qui va balayer cette pathétique petite chose que tu appelles ta vie. T'es putain de mort gamin. Je peux être n'importe où, n'importe quand, et je peux te tuer de plus de sept-cent manières, et cela juste à mains nues. Je suis non seulement très entrainé au combat à main nue, mais j'ai aussi accès à l'arsenal entier de l'Armée de Terre de la République et je l'utiliserai à son maximum pour rayer ton petit cul du continent, espèce de petite merde. Si seulement tu avais su la vengeance impie qui t'attendait grâce à ton petit commentaire "malin", peut être tu aurais fermé ta gueule. Mais tu ne l'a pas fait, non tu ne l'a pas fait, et maintenant tu en paye le prix, putain d'abruti. Je vais te chier dessus jusqu'à ce que tu te noies dedans.

>> No.9408672

>>9408669
>attaques surprises
kek

>> No.9408673

>>9404489
which crypto do you have?

>> No.9408675

>>9404486
Ayyyyyy I study at UNSW.
Master of IT (Artificial Intelligence)
I like solving puzzles .

>> No.9408689

>>9405940
just wanna say gj, im doing a dual with that one and EE. I absolutely love physics.

>> No.9408698

Mathematics and Physics (joint hons)

for the banter.

>> No.9408762

>>9408669
There's gotta be something wrong with me if I can tell what copypasta that is in the first 3 words without knowing the language

>> No.9408771

>>9408610
Based materials bro

>> No.9408849
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>>9404486
>Chemistry
I just want to make funky molecules.

>> No.9409239

>>9404486

> Geophysics
> Like looking for stuff underground plus decent job opportunities (oil, mining, environmental, etc)

>> No.9409248

Biochemistry
Want to understand how/why substances affect the body and create psychedelics.

Got a question for all the chemists; is inorganic chemistry worth taking as an elective if I did well in organic 1 & 2?

>> No.9409377

>>9409239
>mining, environmental,
Don't kid yourself. Geophysicists work for one of two places: big oil or the military

>> No.9409378

>>9409377
>the military
doing what?

>> No.9409400

>studying
Doing a BSc. in Business Economics right now, but will be taking math and programming classes the next few semesters to be eligible for a masters in Quantitative Finance in ~2 years.

>why
Wanted to get a masters in Finance when I first chose my bachelors, because I like corporate finance/stocks/risk management. But I'm just now realizing that the business/finance route is taking a 'soft' approach to these subjects by leaving out a lot of the math and programming. This makes it a relatively easy, and thus less valuable masters degree than quantitative finance in my opinion, at least for the subjects that I like. The switch to quantitative finance will take me at least a year longer and I'll probably have to put way more effort into studying, but I'll be gaining a more valuable degree at the end of it.

>> No.9409463

>>9404486
Computer Science
I like programming.

>> No.9409488

>Economics
>I can learn as much math as I want and have versatile job prospects, good tools for research, and interesting insights into how a lot of important stuff in the world works

>> No.9409582

>>9409400
are you me

>> No.9409611

>associates in HVAC
>poorfag, wasn't smart enough for a full ride and couldn't afford to pay so I worked construction and payed for a tech degree
I have a decent technical job but wish I could've been an engineer.

>> No.9409623

>>9409582
Glad I'm not the only one. What do you want to do after finishing your masters? Based on what I know right now I'd like to get into M&A or maybe IB, although IB seems way harder to get into.

>> No.9409669

>>9404653
My friend is in mech eng and uses Pi ~ e+1 is this normal?

>> No.9409767
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9409767

I am studying Climatology.
I have a fucking pathetic reason. I wanted to study Physics but my father is a fucking insane conspiracy guy who thinks that every climate scientist is using global warming as an excuse to spray microscopic robots into the sky that will fly down and steal peoples money. He fucking forced me to choose this degree at risk of making me live on the streets. Every few weeks I have to write a report to him explaining what I have found about the conspiracy.
Fuck, at least it will be useful in future.

>> No.9409797

>>9409767
>studying climatology
>doesn't even know about/protect his money from sky robots

Kek, public uni amirite goys?

>> No.9409800

>>9404486
I just reported this thread for not complying to the rules.

>> No.9409806

>>9409800
noice

>> No.9409810

>>9408762
I saw "300" and instantly knew.

>> No.9409825

>>9408669
It's even funnier in french kek

>> No.9409828

>>9409767
Dude I'm so sorry. Jesus christ that is fucking crazy, at least when you are done you can go to grad school in something different.

>> No.9409830

>>9404486
>cybersecurity
>it's cool + there's a shit ton of money in it

>> No.9409853

>>9404486
>your major
what the fuck is a major?
computer networks and cyber security
>why you are studying it
easy sysadmin job/ career in cybersecurity if I am after a large salary

>> No.9409890

>>9408490
This. There is no worse fate in the modern world then wagecucking.

>wake up at 6AM
>force feed yourself something quick and tasteless like cereal
>guzzle coffee just to stay slightly cognizant
>go on a long commute with a ton of shitty traffic to get to work
>slave away 9 hours (one hour of lunch is unpaid, and isn't long enough to take off the edge from the workday)
>get home at 6PM when it's dark
>spend time heating up leftovers
>7PM by this point
>only 3 hours left in your day before you have to get to bed so you aren't completely dead in the morning
>weekend finally rolls around
>have to get groceries, cook for the week, do chores, taxes, etc.

If you are wagecucking you don't have a life. Every minute of every day revolves around your slavery. Of course, wagecucks rationalize this by implying that being a slave is being "grown-up".

>> No.9409941

Medicine
I always thought doctors are cool and the pay is good.

Surprised by the lack of med majors here

>> No.9409967

>>9409767
wow, that's insane. Please tell me you're moving once you go to grad school. Also, as a workaround, you can take a bunch of physics classes since it does play a part in the climate (I think?). What are your future plans?

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>>9409611
In same boat but I'm an automation tech
Some companies will pay for you to get your bachelor's
Also
>computer engineering
>Doing it because ABET accredited, easy to get into a wide range of grad studies, and good softwate job market penetration

>> No.9410369

>>9409463
This
Are you aware of Project Euler, anon?
It's loads of fun

>> No.9410397

>>9409890
this is why 2 corporate job families are scams IMO unless one partner has a cushy job where he/she can work from home a lot.

even if you need income, seems a lot better for one partner to do something like teach high school nearby or do a phd and get some ezmodo job at the state flagship so their kids get free tuition. ppl so uncreative these days. they literally cant figure out any solution to improve their lives other than money, then act surprised when the people in control of money exploit the shit out of them. and usually more money offers the shittiest and most difficult way to solve most problems.

>> No.9410817

>>9409941
medicine?
are you in med school or what?

>> No.9410825

>aeronautic engineering
>so i can get super rich and ruin the economy of a video game

>> No.9410857

>>9409830
This is what I'm doing though I'm majoring in CS. Insanely underrated how profitable the security market is. And you get to walk around with magic underwear, able to break into people's shit. It's like black magic

>> No.9410863

>>9410825
That job competition tho

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>>9404486

Math/Econ

The econ because I thought it would be interesting. The math because I have this crippling disease where I impulsively sign up for things I know will be really hard for me, and math was my worst subject in high school. Furthermore I would keep signing up for math classes in areas I was worst in, which means analysis and topology. For some reason I'm really good at Algebra and discrete math.

I have no idea why I engage in this behavior, it's made my life hell.

>> No.9410881

>>9410857
everyone knows they need it, but they don't get what we do. It's not even that much of a step up from a network admin as far as how technical it gets, but we get paid a hell of a lot more.

>> No.9410944

>>9407467
yeah good choice, if I had my time again I'd go and study statistics or maybe even actuarial studies over civil engineering

thats a good combo you got there, combining anything STEM with business will hold you in good stead. You won't believe how many shitters are in my finance/economics classes who have never even touched a differential equation, having the numerical component will put you far ahead

>> No.9410955

>>9407467
>Econ
>>9406789
>Econ
>>9404890


>2018
>thinking studying economics = money
>thinking economics = business or finance
>not unlocking the full potential of economics
>being a fukcing pleb
>econ

>> No.9411180

physics so nobody will call me a brainlet on my chinese cartoons forum

>> No.9411191

>Biochemistry and Biophysics
>Because I had no idea what I wanted to do, it sounded cool, and I was/am 'good at science'

>> No.9411227

>major
Aerospace Engineering
>why
ITAR keeps the dirty foreigners out!

>> No.9411317

>>9410877
I'm not sure whether that disease is good for you or not.

>> No.9411332

>Major
B.Sc. Mechanical Engineering; M.Sc. will probably be Automotive or Aerospace Engineering
>Why
Thing go fast and make broom broom

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9411359

About to start my first term in a week...

I'll be studying Chemical Engineering

>> No.9411361

>>9407453
t. bookkeeper claiming to be an accountant

>> No.9411384

>>9408470
juif

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9411385

>>9408849
>maths
I just want to make funky sums

>> No.9411399

>>9404511
>Letting an anonymous image board full of highschoolers and NEETs influence major life choices such
This is hilarious. Dumb gullible fucks like you have picked a degree because /sci/ declared that CS is a meme. The pathetic thing is that CE is pretty much CS or worse (less theoretical CS).

>> No.9411469

>>9411359
Your first term is in winter?

>> No.9411470

>>9404486
>your major
thermal engineering
>fucking why
to maybe move to renewable energy later if I have the grades for it, renewable energies are very important for the future of the planet and mankind for its survival

also french here so sorry for the bad english

>> No.9411851

>>9411361
He's probably some bookkeeper, but I agree with him in that accounting is pretty simple. Pretty much every interesting/complicated thing an accountant could do within a company, an Msc. in Finance could do as well.

>> No.9411885

>>9404977
studying philosophy is not for wageslaves

>> No.9411896

>>9404486
>your major
Computer Science
>why you are studying it
ez $$$. jk I like math and science subjects, hated arts and humanities in high school, just am not very creative in that way.

>> No.9411919

>your major
Dual major in applied math and cs
>why you are studying it
Math because I realized how useful it is for everything STEM and some business things. CS because It's also applicable to anything and because everyone I know got really nervous about my career path and job security when I said I wanted to study math and physics because "what will you do with a physics degree?"
I'm still bummed but there's some truth to that

>> No.9411923

>>9404486
Actuarial Science

I want money but I have terrible social skills (therefore cannot be business major) and am too afraid to try and be in a male dominated field like comp sci

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9411924

>>9404952
>knowledge engineering
...

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9411939

>>9410877
>I have this crippling disease where I impulsively sign up for things I know will be really hard for me
M-me too

>> No.9411950

Statistics and Material Science

Because a Math degree is mostly theoretical and Material Science is involved in every field of engineering

>> No.9412065

>>9404486

>What
Microbiology PhD

>Why
i don't fucking know

>> No.9412076
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9412076

>>9411896
>Computer science
>actually having anything to do with math or science

>> No.9412081

>>9412065
>i don't fucking know
this
if you know what you're doing with your degree, you're doing it wrong

>> No.9412086

>>9412081
well i'm almost certainly going to flunk out so i wouldn't listen to me

>> No.9412156

>>9412081
t. philosophy student

>> No.9412158

>>9404486

>your major
Physics
>why you are studying it
Its the only thing I'm good at.
I suck in everything else.

>> No.9412160

>what
economics
>why
Started with Law, got bored, started only playing victoria 2 all the time and that got me a bit obsessed with economics so I changed major.

>> No.9412203

>>9407492
Well I was in the same boat as you all my life. Living like shit and one day during high school just got pissed off at the idea of why my family and I have to go through so much shit and decided to do something about it. Didn't even think I was ever going to attend college since I always thought I was too poor to do so. I don't care if I have to work like a slave all my life if it means that I end this continuous cycle of poverty in my family. I hope you accomplish your dreams too, anon.

>> No.9412251

>>9404715
Genetics research is soo slow. Where do you get good data? I have ye the to find a website that is useful for genotyping

>> No.9412264

MS EE, statistical signal processing with a side of machine learning.

Money.

>> No.9412767

>>9404511
>he fell for the /sci/ meme

>> No.9412793

>>9404486
>your major
""""computer"""" """""""science"""""""

>why are you studying it
i like automating things
i like money
algorithm problems let me pretend i'm smarter than the worthless drooling retard i actually am

>> No.9412904

>your major
Biology

>why
Med School

>> No.9412961

>>9404961
>I personally get all of my life advice from 4chan.
How has that worked out for you so far?

>> No.9412968

>>9409767
>Every few weeks I have to write a report to him explaining what I have found about the conspiracy.
I'm really sorry Anon, but that is so funny

>> No.9412995

Wow truly a lot of great minds itt. Surprised /sci/ actually has such bright minds.

Major:
Therapist (won't say which one for reasons)
Why?
I'm making money in a few things already, some crypto and stocks soon my own business. I love the process of accumulation which this degree offers me in a dignified amount of time, the pay is good too. The people I work with are mostly positive and the amount of work I do will be a cakewalk n comparison to what i do now.

>> No.9413017

>>9404486
>major
Finance

>reason
I have no passion in life and I like predictability and stability

>> No.9413028

>>9413017

Finance(the kind that doesn't consist of peddling shitty invesments you earn a commision on) is not predcitable. The stock market is chaotic as fuck.

>> No.9413047

>>9413028
Who said I will go that advanced? I may get a CPA and just do accounting.

>> No.9413058

Anyone here doing biophysics? I want to enter on this field but my knowledge on biology isn't great. I'm currently ending an engineering physics degree.

>> No.9413062

Computer Science
I guess I'm just following in the footsteps of my dad.

I may have done more specialized like biotech engineering but my CC doesn't offer it.

>> No.9413236

>Major
Comp Sci
>Why?
Guaranteed job out of school.
Always been interested on how computers really work.
High pay rate for the degree (in my area).
Rewarding work (nothing gives you a bigger hardon than fixing a bug after two hours of searching).
I also want to be that guy behind the apps or programs brainlet people use every day while they never know how much goes into that shit.

>> No.9413264

>>9413017
It's people like you that give people who are actually passionate about finance a bad name.

>> No.9413265

>>9404486
Aero Eng
Fuck planes I want into space

>> No.9413292

Biomedical Sciences
Just so I can get out of my country asap.

>> No.9414352

>>9404894
:D

>> No.9414498

>>9409377
hi i'm a geophysicist and I work in the explosives/demolitions industry!

>> No.9414601

>>9404864
>pic related
>>9404664
get a math double undergrad
>>9404673
hahahahaha
>>9404716
no point in this. do either phys+math major or change physics to a minor
>>9404719
quantum computing is a deadend
>>9404863
zero point energy is physically impossible. sorry friendo
>>9404894
there are only 2k gender studies graduates across the entire US. there are 800k generic business majors. theyll both be working similar jobs but gender studies can at least write books or articles or something.
>>9404929
my uni wont let anyone get a cs degree unless theyre certain they want a phd. its always ce now
>>9404982
it wont add to your math education
>>9405001
childhood math is nothing like uni math
>>9405937
changing majors more than twice is a warning sign for dropouts

>> No.9414602

studying biology at university of nevada

the degree teaches you methods of adding gene of interest to target cell

the first disease that will be cured using crispr is ALS

>> No.9414641

>>9406219
chem isnt boring. dont be an arrogant fathead
>>9406674
sounds like an engineering mentality
>>9407050
meme degree
>>9407130
solo math degree is worthless. double major
>>9408343
>rice
>meme school
>>9408542
>chem
>finance
ok
>>9408581
sorry for not havi g a worldview centered on greed and material wealth i guess
sorry for having a conception of ethics that contradicts the modern business structure
>>9408610
physics has less to do with smarts and more to do with effort
>>9409248
inorganic is not like organic but yes you should take it
>>9409800
thankz
>>9410397
>kids
found your problem
>>9411359
enjoy changing your degree 50times before realizing physics is superior
>>9411470
meme
>>9411923
actuary isnt male dominated?
>>9412158
do you suck at math?
>>9412793
cs,money
yea ok enjoy the 40k per yr salary. maybe by the time youre 60 you can make 50k a year
>>9413292
its a good investment too

>> No.9414649

>>9404486
studying making more money than you at Harvard Business

>> No.9414660

>>9404486
>Applied Math master race
>interest, i don't know what else to do with my life
>thinking about kms

>> No.9414689

>>9409400
Noice. I'm in economics currently with a minor in statistics. I'm hoping to get into grad school for a masters in statistics and go into IB. #Dolla dolla bill yo

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9415127

>>9404486
>major
Aerospace engineering
>why
Space is bretty neat desu, maybe one day I can kill myself in it

>> No.9415170

>>9404768
Sounds like you have he opportunity to make improvements on fields whose mathematics are lacking. Good luck.

>> No.9416123

>>9412995
Physical therapist
>Reasons
Why because your a homosexual?

>> No.9416302

>>9414641
>60 you can make 50k a year
nice beit

>> No.9416321

Major:

Economics and math

Why:

I love economics and always have. The math is because I'm good at math, it helps my employabilty and it is essential for upper-level econ (shit like real analysis and what not)

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>major
Electrical engineering focused on wireless communications
>why
pic related

>> No.9416471

>>9412065
>>9412065
Are you me?

>> No.9416473

>your mayor
engineering physics
>why you are sudying it
Cause it's the broadest and hardest program in Sweden

>> No.9416486

>>9410955
As long as you're pursuing a BS or minoring in math, an economics degree absolutely = $$$$$$

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9416644

>>9408540
>Kids are in school. Grownups aren't in school.

>> No.9417059

>>9409669
Of course not, every engineer worth his salt knows pi ~ e ~ 3

>> No.9417164

>>9414601
>>9414641
nice blog faggot

>> No.9417408

Do econ students know that a math minor wont do shit for them?

>> No.9417570

>>9414641
>chem isnt boring. dont be an arrogant fathead
Chem is boring as hell. Stop lying

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>>9404486
>Major
Electrical Engineering
>Reason
Initially because parents were convinced I would be homeless if I studied accounting so I decided to do what they want and study engineering cuz why not. The mechanical engineering lady was wasting my time and the electrical engineering guy did everything in like 5 minutes over the phone. Honestly it seems like something I wouldn't mind doing. Learning about electricity is kind of cool.

>> No.9417735

>>9417408
Huh? It's the bare minimum for econ students looking at grad school, which is probably a fair number of the econ students on this board. A full major is obviously much better, but not everyone can manage that

t. math+econ double major

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>>9417164
why the homophobia?
am I doing this right? this is the latest meme, right? i am not good with computer.

>> No.9418111

>>9404982
Not useful, not really. Rather interesting though, depending on, well, your interests.
>>9404986
Philosophy is not a social science.