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some1 on /b/ said they cud float like this guy but wudnt tell me how to do it. how do i do it.

>> No.935547

You have to suck 300 dicks in a row

>> No.935555

inb4 douglas adams

>> No.935556

You have to deny gravity. Hence the "no"

>> No.935564

eat a bunch of negative mass. Like dicks.

>> No.935574

>>935547
Actually, it's proven that you only need six:

http://www.sickanimation.com/cartoon.asp?name=tooyoungtodie

>> No.935576

>>935556
>deny
defy

Denying it will just make you look like an asshole.

>> No.935582

>>935576
No, deny. Deny as in saying "no." It was a play on words you see.

>> No.935584

>>935555
>>935555
>>935555
>>935555
>>935555
>>935555

>> No.935592

fap at a loli

>> No.935603

>>935592
No spoilers on /sci/

>> No.935622

>>935603
spoi...le...rs... what are these "spoilers"?

>> No.935627

Not even trolling here.

It's possible to do this with magnets, but it's very difficult.

>> No.935643

>>935627
Holy shit, took awhile for someone to mention magnets

>> No.935717

zero gravity flights
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zuOw4dgtZ8

>> No.935726

1. Go to Moon.
2. Someone else picks you up and lets you go.
3. You float like a pen would.

>> No.935787
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>> No.935817

Lay on a block of glass

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935833

observe

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935838

Apparently the secret is to have a book in your hand

>> No.935862

>>935726
Oh goodness, I lol'd.