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935263 No.935263 [Reply] [Original]

What would happen?

>> No.935271

>>935263
An explosion resulting in the spontaneous creation of a million dicks.

>> No.935274

It'll assplode

>> No.935283

Walls break apart unless it was a giant single diamond, but if it were a giant single diamond, why the fuck would you be smashing a car into it? Sell that shit and party hard.

>> No.935285

the same thing that happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object

>> No.935286

we'll need to know a few things

1.) the pull gravity
2.) weather conditions
3.) total mass of both objects
4.) is the wall being held down by anything?
5.) is the engine and all the internals of the car made of diamond as well?
6.) if yes to 5, how does it work?

>> No.935303
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935303

>>935263
>Diamond
>made of carbon
>metal

Subtle... subtle..

>> No.935308

Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

>> No.935315

probably an inelastic collision of sorts?

>> No.935336

>>935303
THATSTHEJOKE.jpg

>> No.935335
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935335

>>935308
was waiting for this

>> No.935362

idk, why dont u do us a favour and FUCKING TEST IT OUT

>> No.935366

It'll be a lot of diamond shards.

>> No.935388

>>935271

ducks*

>> No.935486
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935486

>>935388

Yeah I read ducks at first and I was fairly pleased.

Then I read dicks and my face looked like this.
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>> No.935499

>>935262
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>> No.935515

I won't bother arguing diamond isn't a metal.

Diamond is HARD. Got that faggots?

Diamond. Is. HARD.

It is not particularly strong. Hard basically means brittle. It would shatter.

>> No.935527

ricochet

>> No.935579

Copypasta older than most of /sci/'s posters.