/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.9341360]

Why do I always crave orange juice after a wank? Do you lose a lot of Vitamin C that way or something?

[Anonymous No.9341719]

>>9341360
Because you want to fuck your own mother in the orange orchid you saw on juiceboxes

[Anonymous No.9341721]

dopamine

[Anonymous No.9341729]

>>9341719
>orchid
Nice freudean slip faggot. Shows how much you want to bang your mom in a bid of flowers.

[Anonymous No.9341732]

>>9341729
>bid of flowers

good going freud, I bet you really do want to have sex with mommy after purchasing her from a slave actin.

[Anonymous No.9341733]

>>9341729
>bid
Look's like your mom is a bookie. Or is it your dad? Do you even care what parent you want to fuck on the horse race?

[Anonymous No.9341735]

>>9341732
>actin

Well shiver me timbers Sigmund, looks to me like you enjoy the prospect of performing sexual acts on your mother

[Anonymous No.9341736]

>>9341732
>actin
Your mom is an actress, huh? Well, better you then Weinstein, for all I care.

[Anonymous No.9341739]

>>9341732
>actin
Must be a real fuckin' sicko to want to have sex with your mom in a carefully controlled genetic experiment to result in a transposon leaping into an actinase gene in your progeny's gem cells so as to not end up having fertile kids, henceforth removing a large portion of the sin inherent in having children with your own goddamn mother you sick son of a bitch.

[Anonymous No.9341746]

>>9341739
>you sick son of a bitch.
Have you even read Freud?

Or do you just extrapolate your own feelings of wanting to be sick, so your mother would take care of you?

[Anonymous No.9341747]

>>9341739
>gem cells
So you literally get your rocks off to yer mum, eh Freud? Take her out on a nice rock hunting trip and bang her on top of some nice smooth volcanic tone? You're a sick guy, anon. And here you are, criticizing others?

[Anonymous No.9341748]

this is gonna end with zoomed words, right?

[Anonymous No.9341755]

>>9341747
>tone
is it because you're deaf, or is it because you have a musical fetish that your burning passion to fornicate with your mother on top of a xylophone is so flagrant in your post? you can criticize me all you want, but its the pot calling the kettle back at this point.

[Anonymous No.9341761]

>>9341755
>pot calling the kettle back
At this point, I can't tell if your retarded mother ever taught you the correct phrasing, or if that's just another slip of the tongue- or, lip of the type, in this case, and you secretly and unbeknownst to yourself harbor the burning passion for your own mothers backside.

I don't even understand that one at this point. There's nothing sexy about the back. Is it the shoulder blades, or is it the nook in the lower back?

[Anonymous No.9341763]

>>9341360
Did you see the grapefruit video with the girl and the grapefruit?

[Anonymous No.9341766]

>>9341748
yes, just like the time your mother wore that Calvin Klein shirt and you fell from your rollerblades into her chest, if i reacall correctly from your previous visits.

[Anonymous No.9341767]

>>9341761
>lip
see, this shit is EXACTLY what I'm talking about. You can't see the forest for the trees, you keep doing this same shit. you lecture me about backs yet here you are fixating over your mothers lips. Did she not kiss you enough as a child? or, maybe, did she keep kissing you on the lips until too late in your adolescent for you to develop normally? im no judge dude, we're on 4chan here, incest is whatever but it's obviously an unhealthy obsession at this point.

[Anonymous No.9341774]

>>9341767
>adoleSCENT

You poor, naive fool. You can tell me all you want, that only ever amounts to "haha yo mama", but your hypocrisy is both cringey and deplorable. To hoist you by your own pitard, as it were, Dr. Sigmund Freud, I have a series of questions involving your childhood. Did your mother smell particularly good? Or, well, the other way to phrase that is to ask if you think things that smelled like your mom smell good? Why do you think you have such an uncanny "fixation" on scent? Fruity? That's what a lot of moms smell like. Were there any experiences with fruits that you find particularly pleasant maybe, involving your mom?

In the end, I can only conclude that it all stems from your desire to fuck your own mother in the orange orchid you saw on juiceboxes.

[Anonymous No.9341775]

>>9341767
From what I collected, it's not unhealthy, just a few slips here and there, however your obsession with health and Frodo begins to bother me.

Did your father ever make you sit on his lap? Was it while he was reading Lord of the Rings to you? Did you enjoy feeling his erect penis?

[Anonymous No.9341777]

>>9341774
>orchid
Dr., we're going back to the bid of flowers again

[Anonymous No.9341780]

>>9341777
>bid
Yes, yes, you want to purchase your mother from a slave actin, we've been over this. She would be proud of your trips, incidentally.

[Anonymous No.9341784]

>>9341780
>She would be proud of your trips,
AHA! I knew you had a reason to cycle this thread, Dr.!

So the patient thinks his mother would be proud of his trips. What does it tell us? Does our patient secretly visits /s4s/? But what does his mother have to do with it?

[Anonymous No.9341788]

>>9341784
He visits /s4s/ because his mother was an irresponsible fuckwit who birthed him at the ripe age of 16. Having such a young mother gave the patient a figure less like a traditional mother, and more of a relatable figure who uses the internet and posts ""memes"" on facebook. Having stumbled into 4chan at the age of 14 looking for wincest porn, he became infatuated with the site, and ever since the advent of /s4s/, our patient has become an addict to the almost sexual pleasure he feels when his mind associates the idea of parental bonding with memes. Truly, his case is spectacular.

[Anonymous No.9341791]

>>9341784
Look at the state of /s4s/ right now.
It's filled with faeces.
It serves him as a reminder of his prepubescency, when his mother used to wipe his buttocks. This is what's sexually arousing our patient.

But I do believe this is not the end.

[Anonymous No.9341805]

>>9341788
Presisely

[Anonymous No.9341808]

>>9341791
He did it.
He solved psychology.
He's a genius.

[Anonymous No.9341978]

>>9341766
Nice