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9312217 No.9312217 [Reply] [Original]

How do I get a mechanical engineering job if I have had no internships?

>> No.9312275

start your own business and assign yourself as head engineer.

>> No.9312330
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>>9312275
>start my own business
>assign myself as an engineer
>pay a homeless dude like 10 bucks an hour to pretend to be a head engineer
>make a website talking about all the "projects" the "team" is working on
>Have him write a letter of recommendation
>Head engineer at New Jersey Dynamics recommends me due to my exceptional skill in engineering, hobotics

>> No.9312334

Get an internship you spaz

>> No.9312739

>>9312217
buy kneepads

>> No.9312754

>>9312330
thats all fine and dandy until they look into you and ask you for your works and see you're a fraud

>> No.9312763
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>>9312754
>rent some space
>build a couple of arduino robot arms
>put a couple of pcbs on a conveyor belt
>make it look real nice through the magic of photoshop
>If they're really persistent and want to see it, start an electrical fire next door and make sure the fire spreads